Quite the Embarra.s.sing Situation! "Under no circ.u.mstances should this be funny."
The hero muttered.
We were dispatched to suppress the devil king"s army, who were wreaking havoc upon the weak people of this nation.It is about to be the third month of us searching.However we have seen no indication of their whereabouts.Even if we pursue the traces of demonic energy, we could not grasp the tail.
However there are traces of battling around the town.The demon"s army is definitely here. Then how are we not able to see any figures of the demon army? Root has an excellent sense of crisis, he told us to be vigilant.
Root has a hero like intuition,and very soon something bad is going to happen.
"Root,Pocket money has a purpose! Isn"t it important to occasionally let loose?"
"Yeah, you it may be disgusting but letting loose and relaxing is essential for human beings."
At night me(idiot) and Birdie(fellow idiot) tried to sneak out.However sadly,Root predicted that we would do that, and we were caught.
"Well, At Least you will compensate the fund you were going embezzle as the red light district is banned."
""Please let us—""
"Its awful!"
We synchronized are desperate request and got on our knees bowing asking for is, but it apparently had no effect on Root.He grabbed each of our clothes collar and dragged us back to a room. Our pleasant fun night life seemed to have been canceled unfortunately.
"Do you not have any motivation to flirt with a girl?"
"I agree."
"You guys. . ."
We were brought back to a private room i was in a dead like state resting my head on the table.And held tightly my complimentary ticket from the agency. They don"t see how much regret I would have tonight if I can"t go.
"I just want a nice place to drink sake with some company. So we often go to the morbid place for that.At Least allow us to go and drink."
"Uuu. . .You could ask any of the other 4 girls to keep you company while drinking."
"All they talk about is Alto-sama except for Fio. Is there a beautiful girl with a cute nature that speaks well of me?. . ."
"I just want to be pampered by girls. . . ."
"". . .Huh?""
". . .Fio, do you perhaps occasionally forget you are a girl?"
Root sighed with a "Fuu" after hearing my desire.
————–At the time the two of us looking at him had flash of electric current running through us.
—–Flash!! Overwhelming flash!! Surely this is demon sense!!
"That"s right. . . .There is a beautiful girl here!"
"Holy cow!. . . .How have we not noticed something so simple earlier!?"
" . . . .Fio, did you really forget your own gender?"
Root looked towards me with a stunned expression. That"s my chance!
I grabbed Root tightly with all my strength to make sure he couldn"t escape.
". . .Nnh?"
"Hey Root,you. . ."
————Doesn"t he have such a cute face?
The young androgynous boy"s face went red, As our voices harmonized.(オレたちの声がハモって、中性的な少年の顔から血の気が引いた。)(TN:that is just a weird sentence.)
"Oh!!!"
In front of me is a beautiful girl(?) with teary eyes. Wearing simple clothes and makeup that we borrowed from Yuri. How can they be so cute?
"Ahh. . . . .Root might be a home run for me."
"I"d like a chest that is a bit more. . . .Fio is your chest size bigger?"
"Hey, Don"t just grab my underwear nonchalantly! Have be more thoughtful birdie, you!"
"Given my appearance at this time, thoughtfulness and Fio don"t exist!!"
Ooo, Root"s angry face is so cute.
"For me, this person with a beautiful face, a bright red face with teary eyes. It"s very tempting for me."
"Fair point. If we consider this the beautiful woman, then we don"t need to go to the red light district. It"s a win-win."
"I am not convinced! Because I did not consent to this!"
I don"t know whether Root is shy or angry,with those teary eyes emerging from the side of Root. Yes, this is quite the beauty.
Early Birdie held him down as I put my clothes on him. He(she?) turned into a beautiful girl right now. I stuffed the bra on Root and did their hair into a much more girly hairdo with the help of a hair clamp.And with just that Root-chan was already a cute girl. This is dangerously amazing.
"We are burdened with a serious mission to fight the demon king.Some sacrifices are unavoidable."
"Girls heal us from are mundane life, it"s an important matter of life. Please understand Root."
"First of all look in the mirror Fio. Just check your own s.e.x, give yourself some makeup and you could then get flirty with Birdie. Problem solved!!"
""Huh? Don"t say something so foolish.""
So disappointing Root doesn"t understand.
""Only flirting with an honest girl is good.""(どうせイチャつくならマトモな女の子がいい.)(TN:a bit weird with the wording.)
"Are you guys saying that I am more of a girl than Fio!?"
In a way it"s kind of frustrating. If girls see the current Root, many must admit to lose as a girl.
"It"s a bit troubling, Wouldn"t the current Root even put the four other girls to shame if they saw him?"
"Hoo! That would be really cool Fio."
"It"s satan wearing human skin!I am starting to think you guys are a part of the demon king"s army."
If this goes smoothly,I think we may not even need sake. If we can"t go to the red-light district, Alternative enjoyment is needed.
"That"s right!Giving him a party candy for 5 mins and see the character change? Let"s make him drink and throw him into the fighting scene. I wonder how many minutes it would take for them to notice it"s Root-chan?"(パーティグッズに5分間だけ性格が変わる飴玉有ったろ？)(TN:I didn"t place this in there cause I don"t get it.)
"O,Oh. I wager that it would be less than 5 mins until the magic wears out.So i bet less than 5 mins."
"Oh,If that"s the case I bet more than 5 minutes. We"ll see with the tsundere Root?"
"Are you guys truly a part of the hero"s party?I wonder if I could even believe we are fighting on the same side."
Well it seems that our solid relationship with Root is shaking. But it can"t be helped.
"Open your mouth! I will make it the tsundere Root-chan!"
"Wait wait, as oppose to the strong proud Root, I want to see the timid Root-chan. So drink up!"
"Stop! Let me go! You guys are committing a terrible crime!"
"Noisy, stop feigning innocence! Open your mouth and drink,Quickly gulp it down!"
"Nnnh–!"
He forcibly wrenched open the mouth of Root and stuff the timid candy ball in there and screwed it shut.
Dammit I wanted to see the tsundere Root. Birdie is a man that just doesn"t understand the atmosphere at all.
". . . .Why are you guys so lou. . .. d?. ."
Suddenly there was the noise of an opening a door.and the hero-sama himself entered the room.
Oh, that"s unusual. Alto never enters my room. I wonder if he had some business to do with me? And the four other girls are following behind him, it doesn"t seem like it was a s.e.xy something.
For some reason Alto seemed to be at a lost for word. I waited silently for him to say something then Yuri asked with a trembling voice.
"Fio-san, Birdie-san. Who is that girl? Why both of you are holding her down and Fio straddling her?"
. . . . . . . Oh, that"s right. This scene must look.
"*Wahh*. . . .*Waah*. . . ."
Oh no. It seems like this is too much for the timid Root-chan and burst out crying. (TN:i feel so bad for Root. Now. . .)
————–This situation has no explainable excuse.
""It"s a misunderstanding! Its entirely "Birdie/Fio""s fault!!""
I judged the situation as there being no explanation, so I shouted loudly that only myself was innocent.However who I believed to be one of my best friend is screaming that I was the one guilty. Apparently that"s where our true friendship fell apart.
"Fio!! What s.h.i.t are you trying to do!? Trying to escape on by yourself!"
"I misjudged you Birdie!! I thought you were a more honest man!"
————–*Shing*.(ちゃきん)
We instantly headed our quarrel when we heard the drawing of a sword.
The hero drew his sword.The strongest of our party. Also known as the strongest of mankind. The most powerful magical swordsman of all time "Alto". The man with the cheats.
And he had his sword pulled towards us.
"C-c-c-c-c-calm down Alto! I am innocence,this is a trap. Birdie set up this ingenious trap! Are you not going to listen to the story!?"
"Alto aren"t we friends?!To see this strange situation! Don"t you think that we need to have a dialogue at least!"
There is no possible way to win against Alto. He is the strongest even if you fight at any distance. He is like the devil king on the human side.
Fortunately,Alto nodded. Giving us the chance to explain.
". . . . . .Understood.What did you do to this young lady? Why is she crying?"
As one would expect of Alto, He would hear us out at least.It"s quite different from Root, who usually just preaches without even asking question or for excuses.Once we solve this misunderstanding, we"ll all just have a good laugh about it. . . .
"I was just walking around town and then suddenly I was abducted and violently taken to this room. . .*Sniffle*"
. . . . .Root-chan? What are you saying?
"Hey, wait a moment Root don"t joke around about it!! Look, Look! Alto is glaring at us with his sword out!"
"Yea its bad! Just like being forced into women"s clothes is bad!Explain! That little fact properly!"
T-This a.s.shole! ! I will get my revenge at the ordinary time! This guy definitely has a terrible personality!
"I was stripped and forced into these clothes, Then something strange was put into my mouth. . . . .*Sniffle*"
"NO!That isn"t what happened!! Well that sorta happened,but listen to our explanation!!"
"Oi!! Alto is starting to chant a spell! This idiot will blow away this entire inn! Root, Please—-"
We"ll become dead men. Well two dead people.
Root you a.s.s! By now the medicine has dissolved! Quickly comeback to your senses!
"*Sniffle* They did it against my will. . . .(Grins.)"
"Hey this guy is smiling! Root your medicine has worn out already hasn"t it!"
"Stop, Stop the posture it"s dangerous! Isn"t that the posture you used to kill the demon general in one hit?! We can"t survive that!"
"Shut up. And fall."
""Gyaaaaa!!""
Several minutes later, as what happened a month ago. There were two meat lumps thrown out at the roadside.
Root, Forgive me. . . .(ルートめ、ゆるさん)
Poor Root.Also I think it might just be Ruto, but I"ve been saying Root for a while now so I feel it might confuse some to change it. But then again he is a navigator so Root aka Route would make a bit of sense. “Next chapter there will be rapid development”(Author) so look forward to next chapter.
Next chapter in 3-5 days.
Buying me a coffee If you are interested.