"Probably, Conseil. But as for me, I"m bound and determined not to accept the existence of any such monster till I"ve dissected it with my own two hands."
"Yet," Conseil asked me, "doesn"t master believe in gigantic devilfish?"
"Yikes! Who in Hades ever believed in them?" the Canadian exclaimed.
"Many people, Ned my friend," I said.
"No fishermen. Scientists maybe!"
"Pardon me, Ned. Fishermen and scientists!"
"Why, I to whom you speak," Conseil said with the world"s straightest face, "I recall perfectly seeing a large boat dragged under the waves by the arms of a cephalopod."
"You saw that?" the Canadian asked.
"Yes, Ned."
"With your own two eyes?"
"With my own two eyes."
"Where, may I ask?"
"In Saint-Malo," Conseil returned unflappably.
"In the harbor?" Ned Land said sarcastically.
"No, in a church," Conseil replied.
"In a church!" the Canadian exclaimed.
"Yes, Ned my friend. It had a picture that portrayed the devilfish in question."
"Oh good!" Ned Land exclaimed with a burst of laughter.
"Mr. Conseil put one over on me!"
"Actually he"s right," I said. "I"ve heard about that picture.
But the subject it portrays is taken from a legend, and you know how to rate legends in matters of natural history! Besides, when it"s an issue of monsters, the human imagination always tends to run wild.
People not only claimed these devilfish could drag ships under, but a certain Olaus Magnus tells of a cephalopod a mile long that looked more like an island than an animal. There"s also the story of how the Bishop of Trondheim set up an altar one day on an immense rock.
After he finished saying ma.s.s, this rock started moving and went back into the sea. The rock was a devilfish."
"And that"s everything we know?" the Canadian asked.
"No," I replied, "another bishop, Pontoppidan of Bergen, also tells of a devilfish so large a whole cavalry regiment could maneuver on it."
"They sure did go on, those oldtime bishops!" Ned Land said.
"Finally, the naturalists of antiquity mention some monsters with mouths as big as a gulf, which were too huge to get through the Strait of Gibraltar."
"Good work, men!" the Canadian put in.
"But in all these stories, is there any truth?" Conseil asked.
"None at all, my friends, at least in those that go beyond the bounds of credibility and fly off into fable or legend. Yet for the imaginings of these storytellers there had to be, if not a cause, at least an excuse. It can"t be denied that some species of squid and other devilfish are quite large, though still smaller than cetaceans.
Aristotle put the dimensions of one squid at five cubits, or 3.1 meters.
Our fishermen frequently see specimens over 1.8 meters long.
The museums in Trieste and Montpellier have preserved some devilfish carca.s.ses measuring two meters. Besides, according to the calculations of naturalists, one of these animals only six feet long would have tentacles as long as twenty-seven. Which is enough to make a fearsome monster."
"Does anybody fish for "em nowadays?" the Canadian asked.
"If they don"t fish for them, sailors at least sight them.
A friend of mine, Captain Paul Bos of Le Havre, has often sworn to me that he encountered one of these monsters of colossal size in the seas of the East Indies. But the most astonishing event, which proves that these gigantic animals undeniably exist, took place a few years ago in 1861."
"What event was that?" Ned Land asked.
"Just this. In 1861, to the northeast of Tenerife and fairly near the lat.i.tude where we are right now, the crew of the gunboat Alecto spotted a monstrous squid swimming in their waters.
Commander Bouguer approached the animal and attacked it with blows from harpoons and blasts from rifles, but without much success because bullets and harpoons crossed its soft flesh as if it were semiliquid jelly. After several fruitless attempts, the crew managed to slip a noose around the mollusk"s body.
This noose slid as far as the caudal fins and came to a halt.
Then they tried to haul the monster on board, but its weight was so considerable that when they tugged on the rope, the animal parted company with its tail; and deprived of this adornment, it disappeared beneath the waters."
"Finally, an actual event," Ned Land said.
"An indisputable event, my gallant Ned. Accordingly, people have proposed naming this devilfish Bouguer"s Squid."
"And how long was it?" the Canadian asked.
"Didn"t it measure about six meters?" said Conseil, who was stationed at the window and examining anew the crevices in the cliff.
"Precisely," I replied.
"Wasn"t its head," Conseil went on, "crowned by eight tentacles that quivered in the water like a nest of snakes?"
"Precisely."
"Weren"t its eyes prominently placed and considerably enlarged?"
"Yes, Conseil."
"And wasn"t its mouth a real parrot"s beak but of fearsome size?"
"Correct, Conseil."
"Well, with all due respect to master," Conseil replied serenely, "if this isn"t Bouguer"s Squid, it"s at least one of his close relatives!"
I stared at Conseil. Ned Land rushed to the window.
"What an awful animal!" he exclaimed.
I stared in my turn and couldn"t keep back a movement of revulsion.