For Trebooze of Trebooze has invited them, and Lord Scoutbush, and certain others, to come out otter-hunting; and otter-hunting they will go.
Trebooze has been sorely exercised, during the last fortnight, between fear of the cholera and desire of calling upon Lord Scoutbush--"as I ought to do, of course, as one of the gentry round; he"s a Whig, of course, and no more to me than anybody else; but one don"t like to let politics interfere;" by which Trebooze glosses over to himself and friends the deep Hunkeydom with which he l.u.s.teth after a live lord"s acquaintance, and one especially in whom he hopes to find even such a one as himself.... "Good fellow, I hear he is, too,--good sportsman, smokes like a chimney," and so forth.
So at last, when the cholera has all but disappeared, he comes down to Penalva, and introduces himself, half swaggering, half servile; begins by a string of apologies for not having called before,--"Mrs. Trebooze so afraid of infection, you see, my lord,"--which is a lie: then blunders out a few fulsome compliments to Scoutbush"s courage in staying; then takes heart at a little joke of Scoutbush"s, and tries the free and easy style; fingers his lordship"s high-priced Hudsons, and gives a broad hint that he would like to smoke one on the spot; which hint is not taken, any more than the bet of a "pony" which he offers five minutes afterwards, that he will jump his Irish mare in and out of Aberalva pound; is utterly "thrown on his haunches" (as he informs his friend Mr. Creed afterwards) by Scoutbush"s praise of Tom Thurnall, as an "invaluable man, a treasure in such an out-of-the-way place, and really better company than ninety-nine men out of a hundred;" recovers himself again when Scoutbush asks after his otter-hounds, of which he has heard much praise from Tardrew; and launches out once more into sporting conversation of that graceful and lofty stamp which may be perused and perpended in the pages of "Handley Cross," and "Mr. Sponge"s Sporting Tour," books painfully true to that uglier and baser side of sporting life, which their clever author has chosen so wilfully to portray.
So, at least, said Scoutbush to himself, when his visitor had departed.
"He"s just like a page out of Sponge"s Tour, though he"s not half as good a fellow as Sponge himself; for Sponge knew he was a sn.o.b, and lived up to his calling honestly: but this fellow wants all the while to play at being a gentleman; and--Ugh! how the fellow smelt of brandy, and worse! His hand, too, shook as if he had the palsy, and he chattered and fidgetted like a man with St. Vitus"s dance."
"Did he, my lord?" quoth Tom Thurnall, when he heard the same, in a very meaning tone.
And Trebooze, "for his part, couldn"t make out that lord--uncommonly agreeable, and easy, and all that: but shoves a fellow off, and sets him down somehow, and in such a ---- civil way, that you don"t know where to have him."
However, Trebooze departed in high spirits; for Lord Scoutbush has deigned to say that he will be delighted to see the otter-hounds work any morning that Trebooze likes, and anyhow--no time too early for him.
"He will bring his friend Major Campbell?"
"By all means."
"Expect two or three sporting gentlemen from the neighbourhood, too.
Regular good ones, my lord--though they are county bucks--very much honoured to make your lordship"s acquaintance."
Scoutbush expresses himself equally honoured by making their acquaintance, in a tone of bland simplicity, which utterly puzzles Trebooze, who goes a step further.
"Your lordship"ll honour us by taking pot luck afterwards. Can"t show you French cookery, you know, and your souffleys and glacys, and all that. Honest saddle o" mutton, and the grounds of old port.--My father laid it down, and I take it up, eh?" And Trebooze gave a wink and a nudge of his elbow, meaning to be witty.
His lordship was exceedingly sorry; it was the most unfortunate accident: but he had the most particular engagement that very afternoon, and must return early from the otter-hunt, and probably sail the next day for Wales. "But," says the little man, who knows all about Trebooze"s household, "I shall not fail to do myself the honour of calling on Mrs. Trebooze, and expressing my regret," etc.
So to the otter-hunt is Scoutbush gone, and Campbell and Thurnall after him; for Trebooze has said to himself, "Must ask that blackguard of a doctor--hang him! I wish he were an otter himself; but if he"s so thick with his lordship it won"t do to quarrel." For, indeed, Thurnall might tell tales. So Trebooze swallows his spite and shame,--as do many folk who call themselves his betters, when they have to deal with a great man"s hanger-on,--and sends down a note to Tom:
"Mr. Trebooze requests the pleasure of Mr. Thurnall"s company with his hounds at----"
And Tom accepts--why not? and chats with Campbell, as they go, on many things; and among other things on this,--
"By the by," said he, "I got an hour"s sh.o.r.e-work yesterday afternoon, and refreshing enough it was. And I got a prize, too. The sucking barnacle which you asked for: I was certain I should get one or two, if I could have a look at the pools this week. Jolly little dog! he was paddling and spinning about last night, and enjoying himself, "ere age with creeping"--What is it?--"hath clawed him in his clutch." That fellow"s destiny is not a hopeful a.n.a.logy for you, sir, who believe that we shall rise after we die into some higher and freer state."
"Why not?"
"Why, which is better off, the free swimming larva, or the perfect cirrhipod, rooted for ever motionless to the rock?"
"Which is better off, the roving young fellow who is sowing his wild oats, or the man who has settled down, and become a respectable landowner with a good house over his head?"
"And begun to propagate his species? Well, you have me there, sir, as far as this life is concerned; but you will confess that the barnacle"s history proves that all crawling grubs don"t turn into b.u.t.terflies."
"I daresay the barnacle turns into what is best for him; at all events, what he deserves. That rule of yours will apply to him, to whomsoever it will not."
"And so does penance for the sins of his youth, as some of us are to do in the next world?"
"Perhaps yes; perhaps no; perhaps neither."
"Do you speak of us, or the barnacle?"
"Of both."
"I am glad of that; for on the popular notion of our being punished a million years hence for what we did when we were lads, I never could see anything but a misery and injustice in our having come into the world at all."
"I can," said the Major quietly.
"Of course I meant nothing rude: but I had to buy my experience, and paid for it dearly enough in folly."
"So had I to buy mine."
"Then why be punished over and above? Why have to pay for the folly, which was itself only the necessary price of experience"?"
"For being, perhaps, so foolish as not to use the experience after it has cost you so dear."
"And will punishment cure me of the foolishness?"
"That depends on yourself. If it does, it must needs be so much the better for you. But perhaps you will not be punished, but forgiven."
"Let off? That would be a very bad thing for me, unless I become a very different man from what I have been as yet. I am always right glad now to get a fall whenever I make a stumble. I should have gone to sleep in my tracks long ago else, as one to do in the back woods on a long elk hunt."
"Perhaps you may become a very different man."
"I should be sorry for that, even if it were possible."
"Why? Do you consider yourself perfect?"
"No.... But somehow, Thomas Thurnall is an old friend of mine, the first I ever had; and I should be sorry to lose his company."
"I don"t think you need fear doing so. You have seen an insect go through strange metamorphoses, and yet remain the same individual; why should not you and I do so likewise?"
"Well?"
"Well--There are some points about you, I suppose, which you would not be sorry to have altered?"
"A few," quoth Tom, laughing. "I do not consider myself quite perfect yet."
"What if those points were not really any part of your character, but mere excrescences of disease: or if that be too degrading a notion, mere scars of old wounds, and of the wear and tear of life; and what if, in some future life, all those disappeared, and the true Mr. Thomas Thurnall, pure and simple, were alone left?"
"It is a very hopeful notion. Only, my dear sir, one is quite self-conceited enough in this imperfect state. What intolerable c.o.xcombs we should all be if we were perfect, and could sit admiring ourselves for ever and ever!"
"But what if that self-conceit and self-dependence were the very root of all the disease, the cause of all the scars, the very thing which will have to be got rid of, before our true character and true manhood can be developed?"
"Yes, I understand. Faith and humility.... You will forgive me, Major Campbell. I shall learn to respect those virtues when good people have defined them a little more exactly, and can show me somewhat more clearly in what faith differs from superst.i.tion, and humility from hypocrisy."
"I do not think any man will ever define them for you. But you may go through a course of experiences, more severe, probably, than pleasant, which may enable you at last to define them for yourself."
"Have you defined them?" asked Tom, bluntly, glancing round at his companion.