"I have to go round Lord Minchampstead"s estates, and will take you on my way: but I"m afraid I shall be too dirty to have the pleasure of dining with Mrs. Trebooze coming back."
"Mrs. Trebooze! She must take what I like; and what"s good enough for me is good enough for her, I hope. Come as you are--Liberty Hall at Trebooze;" and out he swaggered.
"Does he bully her?" thought Tom, "or is he hen-pecked, and wants to hide it? I"ll see to-night, and play my cards accordingly."
All which Miss Heale had heard. She had been peeping and listening at the gla.s.s-door, and her mother also; for no sooner had Trebooze entered the shop, than she had run off to tell her mother the surprising fact, Trebooze"s custom having been, for some years past, courted in vain by Heale. So Miss Heale peeped and peeped at a man whom she regarded with delighted curiosity, because he bore the reputation of being "such a naughty wicked man!" and "so very handsome too, and so distinguished as he looks!" said the poor little fool, to whose novel-fed imagination Mr. Trebooze was an ideal Lothario.
But the surprise of the two dames grew rapidly as they heard Tom"s audacity towards the country aristocrat.
"Impudent wretch!" moaned Mrs. Heale to herself. "He"d drive away an angel if he came into the shop."
"Oh, ma! hear how they are going on now."
"I can"t bear it, my dear. This man will be the ruin of us. His manners are those of the pot-house, when the cloven foot is shown, which it"s his nature as a child of wrath, and we can"t expect otherwise."
"Oh, ma! do you hear that Mr. Trebooze has asked him to dinner?"
"Nonsense!"
But it was true.
"Well! if there ain"t the signs of the end of the world, which is? All the years your poor father has been here, and never so much as send him a hare, and now this young penniless interloper; and he to dine at Trebooze off purple and fine linen."
"There is not much of that there, ma; I"m sure they are poor enough, for all his pride; and as for her--"
"Yes, my dear; and as for her, though we haven"t married squires, my dear, yet we haven"t been squires" housemaids, and have adorned our own station, which was good enough for us, and has no need to rise out of it, nor ride on Pharaoh"s chariot-wheels after filthy lucre--"
Miss Heale hated poor Mrs. Trebooze with a bitter hatred, because she dreamed insanely that, but for her, she might have secured Mr.
Trebooze for herself. And though her ambition was now transferred to the unconscious Tom, that need not make any difference in the said amiable feeling.
But that Tom was a most wonderful person, she had no doubt. He had conquered her heart--so she informed herself pa.s.sionately again and again; as was very necessary, seeing that the pa.s.sion, having no real life of its own, required a good deal of blowing to keep it alight.
Yes, he had conquered her heart, and he was conquering all hearts likewise. There must be some mystery about him--there should be. And she settled in her novel-bewildered brain, that Tom must be a n.o.bleman in disguise--probably a foreign prince exiled for political offences.
Bah! perhaps too many lines have been spent on the poor little fool; but as such fools exist, and people must be as they are, there is no harm in drawing her; and in asking, too--Who will help those young girls of the middle cla.s.s who, like Miss Heale, are often really less educated than the children of their parents" workmen; sedentary, luxurious, full of petty vanity, gossip, and intrigue, without work, without purpose, except that of getting married to any one who will ask them--bewildering brain and heart with novels, which, after all, one hardly grudges them; for what other means have they of learning that there is any fairer, n.o.bler life possible, at least on earth, than that of the sordid money-getting, often the sordid puffery and adulteration, which is the atmosphere of their home? Exceptions there are, in thousands, doubtless; and the families of the great city tradesmen, stand, of course, on far higher ground, and are often far better educated, and more high-minded, than the fine ladies, their parents" customers. But, till some better plan of education than the boarding-school is devised for them; till our towns shall see something like in kind to, though sounder and soberer in quality than, the high schools of America; till in country villages the ladies who interest themselves about the poor will recollect that the farmers"
and tradesmen"s daughters are just as much in want of their influence as the charity children, and will yield a far richer return for their labour, though the one need not interfere with the other; so long will England be full of Miss Heales; fated, when they marry, to bring up sons and daughters as sordid and unwholesome as their mothers.
Tom worked all that day in and out of the Pentremochyn cottages, noting down nuisances and dilapidations: but his head was full of other thoughts; for he had received, the evening before, news which was to him very important, for more reasons than one.
The longer he stayed at Aberalva, the longer he felt inclined to stay.
The strange attraction of Grace had, as we have seen, something to do with his purpose: but he saw, too, a good opening for one of those country practices, in which he seemed more and more likely to end. At his native Whitbury, he knew, there was no room for a fresh medical man; and gradually he was making up his mind to settle at Aberalva; to buy out Heale, either with his own money (if he recovered it), or with money borrowed from Mark; to bring his father down to live with him, and in that pleasant wild western place, fold his wings after all his wanderings. And therefore certain news which he had obtained the night before was very valuable to him, in that it put a fresh person into his power, and might, if cunningly used, give him a hold upon the ruling family of the place, and on Lord Scoutbush himself. He had found out that Lucia and Elsley were unhappy together; and found out, too, a little more than was there to find. He could not, of course, be a month among the gossips of Aberalva, without hearing hints that the great folks at the court did not always keep their tempers; for, of family jars, as of everything else on earth, the great and just law stands true:--"What you do in the closet, shall be proclaimed on the housetop."
But the gossips of Aberalva, as women are too often wont to do, had altogether taken the man"s side in the quarrel. The reason was, I suppose, that Lucia, conscious of having fallen somewhat in rank, "held up her head" to Mrs. Trebooze and Mrs. Heale (as they themselves expressed it), and to various other little notabilities of the neighbourhood, rather more than she would have done had she married a man of her own cla.s.s. She was afraid that they might boast of being intimate with her; that they might take to advising and patronising her as an inexperienced young creature; afraid, even, that she might be tempted, in some unguarded moment, to gossip with them, confide her unhappiness to them, in the blind longing to open her heart to some human being; for there were no resident gentry of her own rank in the neighbourhood. She was too high-minded to complain much to Clara; and her sister Valencia was the very last person to whom she would confess that her run-away-match had not been altogether successful. So she lived alone and friendless, shrinking into herself more and more, while the vulgar women round mistook her honour for pride, and revenged themselves accordingly. She was an uninteresting fine lady, proud and cross, and Elsley was a martyr. "So handsome and agreeable as he was--(and to do him justice, he was the former, and he could be the latter when he chose)--to be tied to that unsociable, stuck-up woman;" and so forth.
All which Tom had heard, and formed his own opinion thereof; which was,--
"All very fine: but I flatter myself I know a little what women are made of; and this I know, that where man and wife quarrel, even if she ends the battle, it is he who has begun it. I never saw a case yet where the man was not the most in fault; and I"ll lay my life John Briggs has led her a pretty life: what else could one expect of him?"
However, he held his tongue, and kept his eyes open withal whenever he went up to Penalva Court, which he had to do very often; for though he had cured the children of their ailments, yet Mrs. Vavasour was perpetually, more or less, unwell, and he could not cure her. Her low spirits, headaches, general want of tone and vitality, puzzled him at first; and would have puzzled him longer, had he not settled with himself that their cause was to be sought in the mind, and not in the body; and at last, gaining courage from certainty, he had hinted as much to Miss Clara the night before, when she came down (as she was very fond of doing) to have a gossip with him in his shop, under the pretence of fetching medicine.
"I don"t think I shall send Mrs. Vavasour any more, Miss Clara. There is no use running up a long bill when I do no good; and, what is more, suspect that I can do none, poor lady." And he gave the girl a look which seemed to say, "You had better tell me the truth; for I know everything already."
To which Clara answered by trying to find out how much he did know: but Tom was a cunninger diplomatist than she; and in ten minutes, after having given solemn promises of secresy, and having, by strong expressions of contempt for Mrs. Heale and the village gossips, made Clara understand that he did not at all take their view of the case, he had poured out to him across the counter all Clara"s long-pent indignation and contempt.
"I never said a word of this to a living soul, sir; I was too proud, for my mistress"s sake, to let vulgar people know what we suffered.
We don"t want any of their pity indeed; but you, sir, who have the feelings of a gentleman, and know what the world is, like ourselves--"
"Take care," whispered Tom; "that daughter of Heale"s may be listening."
"I"d pull her hair about her ears if I caught her!" quoth Clara; and then ran on to tell how Elsley "never kept no hours, nor no accounts either; so that she has to do everything, poor thing; and no thanks either. And never knows when he"ll dine, or when he"ll breakfast, or when he"ll be in, wandering in and out like a madman; and sits up all night, writing his nonsense. And she"ll go down twice and three times a night in the cold, poor dear, to see if he"s fallen asleep; and gets abused like a pickpocket for her pains (which was an exaggeration); and lies in bed all the morning, looking at the flies, and calls after her if his shoes want tying, or his finger aches; as helpless as the babe unborn; and will never do nothing useful himself, not even to hang a picture or move a chair, and grumbles at her if he sees her doing anything, because she ain"t listening to his prosodies, and snaps, and worrits, and won"t speak to her sometimes for a whole morning, the brute."
"But is he not fond of his children?"
"Fond? Yes, his way, and small thanks to him, the little angels! To play with "em when they"re good, and tell them c.o.c.k-and-a-bull fairy tales--wonder why he likes to put such stuff into their heads--and then send "em out of the room if they make a noise, because it splits his poor head, and his nerves are so delicate. Wish he had hers, or mine either, Doctor Thurnall; then he"d know what nerves was, in a frail woman, which he uses us both as his negro slaves, or would if I didn"t stand up to him pretty sharp now and then, and give him a piece of my mind, which I will do, like the faithful servant in the parable, if he kills me for it, Doctor Thurnall!"
"Does he drink?" asked Tom, bluntly.
"He!" she answered, in a tone which seemed to imply that even one masculine vice would have raised him in her eyes. "He"s not man enough, I think; and lives on his slops, and his coffee, and his tapioca; and how"s he ever to have any appet.i.te, always a sitting about, heaped up together over his books, with his ribs growing into his backbone?--If he"d only go and take his walk, or get a spade and dig in the garden, or anything but them everlasting papers, which I hates the sight of;" and so forth.
From all which Tom gathered a tolerably clear notion of the poor poet"s state of body and mind; as a self-indulgent, unmethodical person, whose ill-temper was owing partly to perpetual brooding over his own thoughts, and partly to dyspepsia, brought on by his own effeminacy--in both cases, not a thing to be pitied or excused by the hearty and valiant Doctor. And Tom"s original contempt for Vavasour took a darker form, perhaps one too dark to be altogether just.
"I"ll tackle him, Miss Clara."
"I wish you would: I"m sure he wants some one to look after him just now. He"s half wild about some review that somebody"s been and done of him in The Times, and has been flinging the paper about the room, and calling all mankind vipers and adders, and hooting herds--it"s as bad as swearing, I say--and running to my mistress, to make her read it, and see how the whole world"s against him, and then forbidding her to defile her eyes with a word of it; and so on, till she"s been crying all the morning, poor dear!"
"Why not laughing at him?"
"Poor thing; that"s where it all is: she"s just as anxious about his poetry as he is, and would write it just as well as he, I"ll warrant, if she hadn"t better things to do; and all her fuss is, that people should "appreciate" him. He"s always talking about appreciating, till I hate the sound of the word. How any woman can go on so after a man that behaves as he does! but we"re all soft fools, I"m afraid, Doctor Thurnall." And Clara began a languishing look or two across the counter, which made Tom answer to an imaginary Doctor Heale, whom he heard calling from within.
"Yes, Doctor! coming this moment, Doctor! Good-bye, Miss Clara. I must hear more next time; you may trust me, you know; secret as the grave, and always your friend, and your lady"s too, if you will allow me to do myself such an honour. Coming, Doctor!"
And Tom bolted through the gla.s.s door, till Miss Clara was safe on her way up the street.
"Very well," said Tom to himself. "Knowledge is power: but how to use it? To get into Mrs. Vavasour"s confidence, and show an inclination to take her part against her husband? If she be a true woman, she would order me out of the house on the spot, as surely as a fish-wife would fall tooth and nail on me as a base intruder, if I dared to interfere with her sacred right of being beaten by her husband when she chooses.
No; I must go straight to John Briggs himself, and bind him over to keep the peace; and I think I know the way to do it."
So Tom pondered over many plans in his head that day; and then went to Trebooze, and saw the sick child, and sat down to dinner, where his host talked loud about the Treboozes of Trebooze, who fought in the Spanish Armada--or against it; and showed an unbounded belief in the greatness and antiquity of his family, combined with a historic accuracy about equal to that of a good old dame of those parts, who used to say "her family comed over the water, that she knew; but whether it were with the Conqueror, or whether it were wi" Oliver, she couldn"t exactly say!"
Then he became great on the subject of old county families in general, and poured out all the vials of his wrath on "that confounded upstart of a Newbroom, Lord Minchampstead," supplanting all the fine old blood in the country--"Why, sir, that Pentremochyn, and Carcarrow moors too (--good shooting there, there used to be), they ought to be mine, sir, if every man had his rights!" And then followed a long story; and a confused one withal, for by this time Mr. Trebooze had drunk a great deal too much wine, and as he became aware of the fact, became proportionately anxious that Tom should drink too much also; out of which story Tom picked the plain facts, that Trebooze"s father had mortgaged Pentremochyn estate for more than its value, and that Lord Minchampstead had foreclosed; while some equally respectable uncle, or cousin, just deceased, had sold the reversion of Carcarrow to the same mighty Cotton Lord twenty years before. "And this is the way, sir, the land gets eaten up by a set of tinkers, and cobblers, and money-lending jobbers, who suck the blood of the aristocracy!"
The oaths we omit, leaving the reader to pepper Mr. Trebooze"s conversation therewith, up to any degree of heat which may suit his palate.
Tom sympathised with him deeply, of course; and did not tell him, as he might have done, that he thought the sooner such c.u.mberers of the ground were cleared off, whether by an enc.u.mbered estates" act, such as we may see yet in England, or by their own suicidal folly, the better it would be for the universe in general, and perhaps for themselves in particular. But he only answered with pleasant effrontery--
"Ah, my dear sir, I am sure there are hundreds of good sportsmen who can sympathise with you deeply. The wonder is, that you do not unite and defend yourselves. For not only in the West of England, but in Ireland, and in Wales, and in the north, too, if one is to believe those novels of Currer Bell"s and her sister, there is a large and important cla.s.s of landed proprietors of the same stamp as yourself, and exposed to the very same dangers. I wonder at times that you do not all join, and use your combined influence on the Government."
"The Government? All a set of Whig traitors! Call themselves Conservative, or what they like. Traitors, sir! from that fellow Peel upwards--all combined to crush the landed gentry--ruin the Church--betray the country party--D"Israeli--Derby--Free trade--ruined, sir!--Maynooth--Protection--treason--help yourself, and pa.s.s the--you know, old fellow--"
And Mr. Trebooze"s voice died away, and he slumbered, but not softly.
The door opened, and in marched Mrs. Trebooze, tall, tawdry, and terrible.