Chapter 313: Anybody Want A Ride?
Translator: Nyoi-Bo Studio Editor: Nyoi-Bo Studio
"Ow, ow!"
The husky was furious now. He had just been chased and attacked, yet this b.a.s.t.a.r.d was safe and sound in his magnificent car? Unacceptable!
Didn"t he know that he would never use his divine tongue to lick those dirty people? His tongue was reserved for licking stones!
"G.o.dd.a.m.n it, are you people blind or just dumb? That b.a.s.t.a.r.d is the real Tak.u.mi Fujiwara! If you keep chasing me I swear I"ll jump up and strike your knees!" shouted Er Ha in rage.
He then thought of something and added, "hey, did you know that the b.a.s.t.a.r.d even has an eight-star sword? Don"t you want it?"
Everyone was stunned and stopped in their tracks as soon as they heard the mention of an eight-star sword. Their eyes now turned towards Xu Que"s car.
Then someone finally responded.
"Chase him! Don"t let him get away!"
"He"s got an eight-star sword! Whether that"s true or not, let"s kill him first!"
"Don"t let that dog get away either! I think his tongue is a top-grade material to make weapons with!"
"Kill them!"
Boom!
In an instant, a huge crowd of men and women rushed out from behind them and unleashed all their best fighting techniques to chase after the two
In an instant, the large-scale men and women towards the rear rushed out and chased after them.
Xu Que stepped on the gas pedal, then snarled at Er Ha.
"How dare you sell me out!" he shouted at the dog.
"Go to h.e.l.l! I never betrayed anyone," yelled Er Ha as he ran. "I"m just naturally unable to tell a lie, so I accidentally exposed the truth. Why don"t you quickly pull out that sword and kill these annoying ants!"
"f.u.c.k you! Weren"t you the Mighty King? You handle them then!" said Xu Que mockingly. It wouldn"t take Xu Que much effort to sort these people out, but he just couldn"t resist watching this son of a b.i.t.c.h suffer a little.
Er Ha angrily retorted, "I could destroy all of them by lifting a finger if I wanted to, but I have good morals. I can"t bear to kill people. What"s more, with my high status as a divine spirit…"
Bang!
Husky hadn"t finished his sentence yet when someone suddenly kicked him from behind and he was slammed to the ground.
It was a well-built, middle-aged cultivator with immense strength, probably at about Level Eight Original Infant Stage, and he also had a st.u.r.dy physique and great speed.
Once Er Ha was on the ground, the cultivator slipped out a big knife, about to chop off the husky"s head.
"d.a.m.n it, you motherf.u.c.ker!"
Er Ha erupted in anger and opened his big mouth and stretched out his tongue, using it like a sword to block the cultivator"s knife!
Clang!
There was a crisp sound of metal hitting metal, and the cultivator"s knife was cut in half by Husky"s tongue, which went unscathed.
"How…?" The strong cultivator couldn"t believe his eyes, and neither could the others who had caught up with them from behind.
What… what kind of tongue could do that?
"Acha!"
Husky suddenly got up and yelled, then his big strong leg flew straight into the cultivator"s chest.
Bang!
The cultivator was sent flying, and there was a cracking noise from the bones in his chest. He was sent flying into the air like a kite, and as he was in mid-air, blood gushed out from his mouth.
The whole crowd stopped and watched as they trembled in fear!
Originally, they had thought that this was just a stupid dog who could talk. Who would have thought that he would turn out to be such a powerful creature, capable of such a terrifying feat?
With just one kick, he had sent the Level Eight Original Infant Stage cultivator flying!
"Could it be a holy dog?"
"Impossible! Who in this age could sanctify a living being?"
"That"s right! The point is that it"s not human, but a dog!"
...…
"Ow, ow! f.u.c.k you! I"m not a dog, I"m a wolf!"
After screaming in anger, Husky then turned around and ran away.
But this time, everyone surrounded him in a circle and stared curiously at him.
"Don"t let him get away! This could be a dog that"s been sanctified. Every part of his body could be worth a fortune!"
"That"s right, now is the age of secret techniques. Even though his flesh has been sanctified, if he has no secret techniques, he"ll surely be defeated!"
"Everyone let"s work together to catch it. Even if each person only gets a patch of his hair, we can still make great armor with it!"
"Not to mention his tongue! Its even st.u.r.dier than a sharp knife!"
...…
Everyone shouted, and their eyes began to glimmer with raw greed. They were not unfamiliar with these kinds of hunting activities anyway, so now that they had encountered a strange dog, everyone was tempted to get a piece of him.
Er Ha had nowhere to run. All he could do was stand there and act tough.
"Come on, then. Anyone who steps any closer will get a royal kick in their a.s.s!"
This kind of threat had absolutely no effect on these people!
"Husky, don"t be afraid! Just lick them with your tongue!" Xu Que yelled. This time, Xu Que had parked his car far away and was yelling from his car window. He saw the commotion and wanted to cheer on the husky!
The sight of Xu Que made Er Ha really angry.
"You b.a.s.t.a.r.d!" yelled the husky. "Shut your hole! Once I"ve dealt with these people, I"ll kick your divine chariot to ruins!"
"Alright, then, take your time. I"ll wait for you. I"m telling you though, in this case all you need to do is lick them. Lick them till they"re properly afraid of you!" said Xu Que with a big laugh.
"f.u.c.k you! I"m not licking these filthy people!" replied Husky. He then rushed to a spot where there were less people, attempting to break through the circle!
Whoos.h.!.+ Whoos.h.!.+ Whoos.h.!.+
At that moment, a group of swordsmen appeared at the Sword Catacomb entrance. They had finally gotten out!
Everyone in the mob heard the noise and turned in that direction.
"Huh? Why are there so many people coming out at the same time?"
"They look so fl.u.s.tered too. Has anything happened in there?"
"Was there a disaster?"
"Eh? Why isn"t the Legendary Swordsman of the Jade Sword Sect there among them?"
Everyone started to find the situation suspicious.
n.o.body noticed that Er Ha had sneaked out of the crowd and ran away!
"Everyone, look! The dog"s escaped!" yelled Xu Que.
He was enjoying watching the funny scene. Besides, he knew that the crowd couldn"t harm Er Ha at all.
He was slightly befuddled by the dog"s behavior, though. He was obviously powerful, so why was he so reluctant to launch an attack on those people?
It couldn"t be that he didn"t know any secret techniques, could it?
...…
Xu Que"s scream successfully attracted the crowd"s attention. Many of them started to unleash their fighting techniques and give chase.
Er Ha was so mad that smoke came out of his ears, and he immediately headed towards Xu Que"s car whilst spewing out poisonous profanities.
"Motherf.u.c.king son of a b.i.t.c.h! Come out now and fight me! You f.u.c.king s.h.i.+thead, don"t you run away like a coward!
"Come on, then! Come and get me!" retorted Xu Que.
Xu Que had started the car and was driving in a circle outside the Sword Catacomb. Meanwhile, Husky chased after the car while barking at Xu Que.
Xu Que would poke his head out of the car window occasionally just to provoke Husky!
This man and the dog both looked like master and pet having fun in a dog park.
The crowd watched on silently.
Some of the cultivators went on to chase the dog, but most of them went to the group of swordsmen who had just come out of the Sword Catacomb, asking them what had happened.
The people of Jade Sword Sect went with them too, and they asked where Ye Chang Feng was.
At first, the swordsmen were reluctant to answer and they all said that they hadn"t seen Ye Chang Feng.
But the elders of the Jade Sword Sect wouldn"t believe this. After some serious questioning some of them finally revealed the news.
Ye Chang Feng and his guardians had been killed by Xu Que!
Everyone"s eyes widened in shock when they heard it.
Those of the Jade Sword Sect were in a daze. They just couldn"t process the news at all.
"We must catch the b.a.s.t.a.r.d! We"ll turn his bones to ashes!"
"Spread the news, no matter who catches the b.a.s.t.a.r.d, I will give him a six-star sword and a high-level Sword Art!"
The elders of Jade Sword Sect were all seething with rage.
Ye Chang Feng had been the future of the Jade Sword Sect, they had spent so much of their resources to train him to this point. Yet now he had been killed, just like that!
Vengeance would be sought by the entire Jade Sword Sect!
"Kill him!"
When the Jade Sword Sect disciples heard this, they all rushed towards Xu Que with bloodthirsty, murderous intent. They wouldn"t be appeased until the b.a.s.t.a.r.d died!
Even the members of the public who had heard the reward offered by the elders of the Jade Sword Sect were also tempted. Many didn"t waste any time and rushed straight towards Xu Que as well.
A six-star sword and a high-level Sword Art were more than worth it for them to kill!
"Kill him inside the divine chariot and then destroy it!"
Er Ha saw how so many people were chasing after Xu Que and was immediately happy. He laughed heartily at the man"s misfortune.
Xu Que still remained as calm and collected as usual. He kept on driving leisurely and even honked the horn.
"Hey, hey, hey, I"m going to go for a drive here, anybody wants a ride?" The husky"s eyes lit up. "Just yell 666!" he thought he heard Xu Que shout.
The husky rushed towards the car and jumped in through the window. Then he sat beside Xu Que and held out his tongue as he happily yelled, "666!"