Chapter 514: They Are in Your Stomach!
Translator: Nyoi-Bo Studio Editor: Nyoi-Bo Studio
This was the first time people had heard about the Guardian of the Exploding Heavens Faction.
For many of them, this was also the first time hearing about the G.o.d of Cookery, let alone the Guardian of the Exploding Heavens Faction!
However, they hadn’t expected this G.o.d of Cookery, who was new to them, to have such formidable strength.
At the very beginning, he had still been no match for the Geoduck of the Sea Tribe, and had obviously been in a bad situation. However, in the blink of an eye, he returned with powerful momentum and beat the Geoduck half dead instantly.
Then he left like a secluded expert.
All the people in the area were impressed by this scene and viewed the Exploding Heavens Faction with more reverence.
This faction is so mysterious and fearsome!
No one knew how many powerful experts were in this faction! A formidable powerhouse could have jumped out suddenly to devastate anyone who dared to challenge the Exploding Heavens Faction!
…
At this moment, someone asked with puzzlement, “It’s odd! Why has Lord Li Bai still not been revived?”
“Right! According to the time of his last revival, he should have come back now!”
People started to look around.
Madam Ya was in a daze for a while, then she also started to search for Li Bai anxiously.
At this moment, a beam of light shot over from afar.
Whoos.h.!.+
Xu Que reappeared in the name of Li Bai, who was dressed like a scholar, wearing white robes and the Human-skin Mask of Hu Ge.
The purpose of pretending to be Ultraman was to look for a chance to leave and come back in his real body. Now, this seamless connection had finally been realized.
“Look, Lord Li Bai is back!” someone saw Xu Que and shouted immediately.
Madam Ya’s face beamed with delight as she let out a sigh of complete relief.
“It’s strange! Why has he come back from so far away?” someone else asked confusedly.
Hearing this, Xu Que, who had just landed, said with a faint smile, “After a great battle, the Spiritual Qi in this place is too scarce. I moved to another place to reshape my body. Hm? Has the G.o.d of Cookery already left?”
“Yes, the G.o.d of Cookery just left. He’s so powerful!”
“Then where is the Geoduck?” Xu Que started to show off his acting skills by pretending not to know anything.
“It’s over there!” People immediately pointed at the ruins in the distance.
In the pit, the Geoduck was lying close to death and couldn’t believe what had happened.
Even as a powerhouse, he had been defeated by a cultivator from Five Elements Mountain that he looked down upon. More importantly, this guy was only at Level 4 of the Infant Transformation Stage, which was two levels lower than his cultivation level.
For him, this was totally unacceptable!
However, he felt happy that he was still alive. Instead of killing him, his opponent had just turned around and left.
Therefore, the Geoduck was frantically using his magic arts and trying to recover from his wounds.
At just that moment, a figure appeared at the edge of the pit, staring at him with a smile.
After coming to himself, the Geoduck was greatly shocked and shouted in surprise, “How… could this be possible?”
The one who had appeared at the edge of the pit was Li Bai, who was disguised using Xu Que’s real body.
His face was familiar to the Geoduck.
The Geoduck could remember clearly that the one in front of him had been smashed by him earlier, but this guy had appeared unscratched!
No, this must be a hallucination! A hallucination caused by my severe wound!
The Geoduck was so terrified that he couldn’t believe someone in this world could be resurrected after death.
“What? You’re still not dead? The G.o.d of Cookery didn’t boil you! It seems he really disliked your appearance,” Xu Que said suddenly with a smile.
The Geoduck was dumbfounded immediately.
This is not a hallucination!
Sh*t! This guy was really resurrected after death!
“How… could you…” he said with a shaky voice. His wound was so severe that he couldn’t even put a sentence together!
Xu Que replied with a smile, “You want to know why I’m still alive, right? During the daytime, your two mantis shrimp friends also asked this question!”
“W-what? Where are they?” the Geoduck asked angrily, clenching his teeth.
Squinting his eyes, Xu Que took out a beef ball, weighed it in his hand, and then tossed it into the Geoduck’s meat pipe, taking him by surprise.
“What… did you do?” the Geoduck was surprised. However, he was too weak to spit out the beef ball.
However, the next moment, the Geoduck s.h.i.+vered and was totally stunned.
After entering his mouth, the beef ball melted immediately. An extremely delicious, rich aroma filled his body instantly. It was so delicious that he almost called out.
This is so delicious! How could such a delicious thing exist in this world?
Soon, the Geoduck sensed his Soul Strength had abruptly been strengthened, which made him even more terrified.
“What… what’s this?” he asked in surprise. Meanwhile, he was also puzzled why this person would feed him such a delicious food!
“The Juicy Beef Ball of the Exploding Heavens Faction! Is it delicious?” Xu Que replied with a smile.
The Geoduck almost replied, “Yes.” However, he came to himself immediately and said in a low voice, “Don’t get the idea that… I will forgive you after a petty favor!”
At this moment, he was trying to figure out Xu Que and the other’s minds, then came to a conclusion.
He thought the reason that the G.o.d of Cookery hadn’t killed him was that the G.o.d of Cookery was afraid of the Sea Tribe’s revenge.
Moreover, the man in front of him gave him such magnificent food, which further proved his inference.
Hence, the Geoduck was emboldened again and said impudently, “Where the h.e.l.l are my two underlings?”
“Oh, parts of them are in your stomach,” Xu Que said while pointing at the Geoduck’s body, for he didn’t know where the stomach of the Geoduck was.
“What do you mean?” The Geoduck was stunned. It seemed he hadn’t figured out what Xu Que meant.
“Alas, I can forgive your ugly appearance, but your low IQ is really unacceptable! The beef ball you ate just now was made of the meat of the mantis shrimps. I chopped them up forty-nine times and made them into shrimp paste, then the paste was solidified through steaming, then I wrapped the solid shrimp paste with beef, then I threw one of them into your stomach, understand?” Xu Que explained patiently. ( )
The Geoduck was dumbfounded. Then he spat out a strand of fresh blood from his mouth.
“You… you are asking for it!” the Geoduck shouted angrily. Apparently, he was raging like a mad man.
His opponent had killed his two underlings and mercilessly made them into food. Then he had even made him eat the food made out of his underlings, which almost drove him crazy.
“Don’t be angry, anger may ruin your health. Just tell me, where are you from? Where is your home? What do your parents do for a living? Do you have siblings? Does your sister-in-law like dumplings?” With a smile, Xu Que asked these questions gently.
The Geoduck had nearly been driven mad. He couldn’t figure out Xu Que’s intentions, so he asked warily, “What are you going to do?”
With a big smile on his face, Xu Que said, “Nothing, I just plan to call the elder members of your family. Don’t worry, our Exploding Heavens Faction is a principled organization. We guarantee we will not take a single needle or piece of thread from the ma.s.ses!”