"Den Brer Rabbit git de kittle en fill it full er water, en put it on de fier.
""W"at you doin" now, Brer Rabbit?"
""I"m fixin fer ter make you a nice cup er tea, Brer Wolf."
"Den Brer Rabbit went ter de cubberd en git de gimlet, en commence for ter bo" little holes in de chist-lid.
""W"at you doin" now, Brer Rabbit?"
""I"m bo"in" little holes so you kin get bref, Brer Wolf."
"Den Brer Rabbit went out en git some mo" wood, en fling it on de fier.
""W"at you doin" now, Brer Rabbit?"
""I"m a chunkin" up de fier so you won"t git col", Brer Wolf."
"Den Brer Rabbit went down inter de cellar en fotch out all his chilluns.
""W"at you doin" now, Brer Rabbit?"
""I"m a tellin" my chilluns w"at a nice man you is, Brer Wolf."
"En de chilluns, dey had ter put der han"s on der moufs fer ter keep fum laffin". Den Brer Rabbit he got de kittle en commenced fer to po" de hot water on de chist-lid.
""W"at dat I hear, Brer Rabbit?"
""You hear de win" a blowin", Brer Wolf."
"Den de water begin fer ter sif" thoo.
""W"at dat I feel, Brer Rabbit?"
""You feels de fleas a bitin", Brer Wolf."
""Dey er bitin" mighty hard, Brer Rabbit."
""Tu"n over on de udder side, Brer Wolf."
""W"at dat I feel now, Brer Rabbit?"
""Still you feels de fleas, Brer Wolf."
""Dey er eatin" me up, Brer Rabbit," en dem wuz de las words er Brer Wolf, kase de scaldin" water done de bizness.
"Den Brer Rabbit call in his neighbors, he did, en dey hilt a reg"lar juberlee; en ef you go ter Brer Rabbit"s house right now, I dunno but w"at you"ll fine Brer Wolfs hide hangin" in de back- po"ch, en all bekaze he wuz so bizzy wid udder fo"kses doin"s."
XIV. MR. FOX AND THE DECEITFUL FROGS
WHEN the little boy ran in to see Uncle Remus the night after he had told him of the awful fate of Brer Wolf, the only response to his greeting was:
"I-doom-er-ker-k.u.m-mer-ker!"
No explanation could convey an adequate idea of the intonation and p.r.o.nunciation which Uncle Remus brought to bear upon this wonderful word. Those who can recall to mind the peculiar gurgling, jerking, liquid sound made by pouring water from a large jug, or the sound produced by throwing several stones in rapid succession into a pond of deep water, may be able to form a very faint idea of the sound, but it can not be reproduced in print. The little boy was astonished.
"What did you say, Uncle Remus?"
"I-doom-er-ker-k.u.m-mer-ker! I-doom-er-ker-k.u.m mer-ker!"
"What is that?"
"Dat"s Tarrypin talk, dat is. Bless yo" soul, honey," continued the old man, brightening up, "w"en you git ole ez me--w"en you see w"at I sees, en year w"at I years--de creeturs dat you can"t talk wid"ll be mighty skase--dey will dat. W"y, der"s er old gray rat w"at uses "bout yer, en time atter time he comes out w"en you all done gone ter bed en sets up dar in de cornder en dozes, en me en him talks by de "our; en w"at dat old rat dunno ain"t down in de spellin" book. Des now, w"en you run in and broke me up, I wuz fetchin" into my mine w"at Brer Tarrypin say ter Brer Fox w"en he turn "im loose in de branch."
"What did he say, Uncle Remus?"
"Dat w"at he said--I-doom-er-ker-k.u.m-mer-ker! Brer Tarrypin wuz at de bottom er de pon", en he talk back, he did, in bubbles--I- doom-er-ker-k.u.m-mer-ker! Brer Fox, he ain"t sayin" nuthin", but Brer Bull-Frog, settin" on de bank, he hear Brer Tarrypin, he did, en he holler back:
"Jug-er-rum-k.u.m-dum! Jug-er-rum-k.u.m-dum!"
"Den Brer Frog holler out: "Knee-deep! Knee-deep!"
"Den ole Brer Bull-Frog, he holler back: "Don"-you-ber-lieve-"im!
Don"t-you-ber-lieve-"im!"
"Den de bubbles come up fum Brer Tarrypin: "I-doom-er-ker-k.u.m- mer-ker!"
"Den Brer Frog sing out: "Wade in! Wade in!"
"Den ole Brer Bull-Frog talk thoo his ho"seness: "Dar-you"ll- fine-yo"-brudder! Dar-you"ll-fine-yo"-brudder!"
"Sho nuff, Brer Fox look over de bank, he did, en dar wuz n"er Fox lookin" at "im outer de water. Den he retch out fer ter shake han"s, en in he went, heels over head, en Brer Tarrypin bubble out:
""I-doom-er-ker-k.u.m-mer-ker!""
"Was the Fox drowned, Uncle Remus?" asked the little boy.
"He weren"t zackly drowndid, honey," replied the old man, With an air of cautious reserve. "He did manage fer ter scramble out, but a little mo" en de Mud Turkle would er got "im, en den he"d er bin made hash un worl" widout een"."
XV. MR. FOX GOES A-HUNTING, BUT MR. RABBIT BAGS THE GAME
"ATTER Brer Fox hear "bout how Brer Rabbit done Brer Wolf,"
said Uncle Remus, scratching his head with the point of his awl, "he "low, he did, dat he better not be so brash, en he sorter let Brer Rabbit "lone. Dey wuz all time seein" one nudder, en "bunnunce er times Brer Fox could er nab Brer Rabbit, but eve"y time he got de chance, his mine "ud sorter rezume "bout Brer Wolf, en he let Brer Rabbit "lone. Bimeby dey "gun ter git kinder familious wid wunner nudder like dey useter, en it got so Brer Fox"d call on Brer Rabbit, en dey"d set up en smoke der pipes, dey would, like no ha"sh feelin"s "d ever rested "twixt um.
"Las", one day Brer Fox come "long all rig out, en ax Brer Rabbit fer ter go huntin" wid "im, but Brer Rabbit, he sorter feel lazy, en he tell Brer Fox dat he got some udder fish fer ter fry. Brer Fox feel mighty sorry, he did, but he say he bleeve he try his han" enny how, en off he put. He wuz gone all day, en he had a monstus streak er luck, Brer Fox did, en he bagged a sight er game. Bimeby, to"rds de shank er de evenin", Brer Rabbit sorter stretch hisse"f, he did, en "low hit"s mos" time fer Brer Fox fer ter git "long home. Den Brer Rabbit, he went"n mounted a stump fer ter see ef he could year Brer Fox comin". He ain"t bin dar long, twel sho" enuff, yer come Brer Fox thoo de woods, singing like a n.i.g.g.e.r at a frolic. Brer Rabbit, he lipt down off"n de stump, he did, en lay down in de road en make like he dead. Brer Fox he come "long, he did, en see Brer Rabbit layin" dar. He tu"n "im over, he did, en "zamine "im, en say, sezee:
""Dish yer rabbit dead. He look like he bin dead long time. He dead, but he mighty fat. He de fattes" rabbit w"at I ever see, but he bin dead too long. I feard ter take "im home," sezee.