"Ten million bones," said good John Dee, "will reach the Sunny South from me; this hookworm scourge, that ruins men, and lays a country waste again, must be suppressed at any cost--those broken men must not be lost! To make them feel like men once more, to drive gaunt Famine from their door, to make them like strong Saxons live, ten million bones I"ll freely give. The victims of the hookworm scourge, the toilers at the loom and forge, the humble yeoman at his plow, may see some ray of comfort now! I shudder when I read the tales of ruin in those Southern vales; too tired to do the simplest ch.o.r.es, men lounge all day about their doors, and when the sun"s low in the West, the whole caboodle go to rest. And thus these tillers of the soil burn mighty little of my oil. When this outrageous worm decamps, they"ll trim the wicks and light the lamps, and read the books they have in stock, and all sit up till one o"clock. The hookworm"s acted very mean in shutting off the kerosene, and so I"ll send a good big roll, to put the blamed thing in the hole."
_Other Days_
Backward, turn backward, oh time, in thy flight, feed me on gruel again, just for tonight; I am so wearied of restaurant steaks, vitrified doughnuts and vulcanized cakes, oysters that sleep in a watery bath, b.u.t.ter as strong as Goliath of Gath; weary of paying for what I can"t eat, chewing up rubber and calling it meat. Backward, turn backward, for weary I am! Give me a whack at my grandmother"s jam; let me drink milk that has never been skimmed, let me eat b.u.t.ter whose hair has been trimmed; let me but once have an old-fashioned pie, then I"ll be willing to curl up and die; I have been eating iron filings for years--is it a wonder I"m melting in tears?
_The Pa.s.sing Year_
The year"s growing ashen, and weary and gray; full soon he will cash in, and mosey away. A while yet he"ll totter along to his grave; he"s marked for the slaughter, and nothing can save. The year that is leaving seems weighted with woe; and Nature is grieving because he must go. The forests are sighing and moaning all day; the night winds are crying, upon their sad way; the gray clouds are taking a threatening shape; the dead gra.s.s is shaking like billows of c.r.a.pe. Dame Nature is tender, and dirges she"ll croon, regretting the splendor and glory of June; she knows that tomorrow the old year will sleep; she knows that the sorrow of parting is deep. In this world, O never can friends with us stay!
Some loved one forever is going away! And that is the story of people and years; a morning of glory, an evening of tears; an hour of caressing, a call at the dawn, a prayer and a blessing, and then they are gone.
UNCLE WALT
FROM THE PRESSES _of_ THE CASLON PRESS _for_ GEORGE MATTHEW ADAMS _Publisher_
ARRANGED AND DECORATED BY WILL BRADLEY
FRONTISPIECE BY JOHN T. McCUTCHEON
ILl.u.s.tRATIONS BY WILLIAM STEVENS
CHICAGO 1910