"I will," said Uncle Wiggily, starting off with the basket on his paw. Goats, you know, like the papers that come off cans, as the papers have sweet paste on them. And they also like brown grocery paper itself, for it has straw in it, and goats like straw. Of course, goats eat other things besides paper, though.
Uncle Wiggily was going carefully along, for there was ice and snow on the ground, and it was slippery, and he did not want to fall.
Soon he was at the paper store, where he bought what Mrs. Wagtail wanted.
And on the way back to the goat lady"s house something happened to the old rabbit gentleman. As he stepped over a big icicle he put his foot down on a slippery s...o...b..ll some little animal chap had left on the path, and, all of a sudden, bango! down went Uncle Wiggily, basket of paper, rheumatism crutch and all.
"Ouch!" cried the rabbit gentleman, "I fear something is broken,"
for he heard a cracking sound as he fell.
He looked at his paws and legs and felt of his big ears. They seemed all right. Then he looked at the basket of paper. That was crumpled up, but not broken, and the bunny uncle"s tall silk hat, while it had a few dents in, was not smashed.
"Oh, dear! It"s my rheumatism crutch," cried Uncle Wiggily. "It"s broken in two, and how am I ever going to walk without it this slippery day I don"t see. Oh, my goodness me sakes alive and some bang-bang tooth powder!"
Carefully the rabbit gentleman arose, but as he had no red, white and blue striped crutch to lean on, he nearly fell again.
"I guess I"d better stay sitting down," thought Uncle Wiggily.
"Perhaps some one may come along, and I can ask them go get Nurse Jane to gnaw for me another rheumatism crutch out of a corn-stalk.
I"ll wait here until help comes."
Uncle Wiggily waited quite a while, but no one pa.s.sed by.
"It will soon be time for Billie and Nannie Wagtail to pa.s.s by on their way from school," thought the bunny uncle. "I could send them for another crutch, I suppose."
So he waited a little longer, and then, as no one came, he tried to walk with his broken crutch. But he could not. Then Uncle Wiggily cried:
"Help! Help! Help!" but still no one came. "Oh, dear!" said the rabbit gentleman, "if only Mother Goose would fly past, riding on the back of her gander, she might take me home." He looked up, but Mother Goose was not sweeping cobwebs out of the sky that day, so he did not see her.
Then, all of a sudden, as the rabbit gentleman sat there, wondering how he was going to walk on the slippery ice and snow without his crutch to help him, he heard a jolly voice singing:
"Ride a Jack horse to Banbury Cross, To see an old lady jump on a white horse.
With rings on her fingers and bells on her toes, She shall have music wherever she goes."
And with that along through the woods came riding a nice, old lady on a rocking-horse. And on the side of the rocking-horse was painted in red ink the name:
JACK
"Why, h.e.l.lo, Uncle Wiggily!" called the nice old lady, shaking her toes and making the bells jingle a pretty tune. "What is the matter with you?" she asked.
"Oh, I am in such trouble," replied the bunny uncle. "I fell down on a slippery s...o...b..ll, and broke my crutch. Without it I cannot walk, and I want to take these papers to Mrs. Wagtail, the goat lady, to eat."
"Ha! If that is all your trouble I can soon fix matters!" cried the jolly old lady. "Here, get up beside me on my Jack horse, and I"ll ride you to Mrs. Wagtail"s, and then take you home to your hollow-stump bungalow."
"Oh, will you? How kind!" said Uncle Wiggily. "Thank you! But have you the time?"
"Lots of time," laughed the old lady. "It doesn"t really matter when I get to Banbury Cross. Come on!"
Uncle Wiggily got up on the back of the Jack horse, behind the old lady. She tinkled the rings on her fingers and jingled the bells on her toes, and so, of course, she"ll have music wherever she goes.
"Just as the Mother Goose books says," spoke the bunny uncle. "Oh, I"m glad you came along."
"So am I," said the nice old lady. Then she took Uncle Wiggily to the Wagtail house, where he left the basket of papers, and next he rode on the Jack horse to his bungalow, and, after the bunny uncle had thanked the old lady, she, herself, rode on to Banbury Cross, to see another old lady jump on a white horse. And very nicely she did it too, let me tell you.
So everything came out all right, and in the next chapter, if the apple pie doesn"t turn a somersault and crack its crust so the juice runs out, I"ll tell you about Uncle Wiggily and the clock-mouse.
CHAPTER XXI
UNCLE WIGGILY AND THE CLOCK-MOUSE
Uncle Wiggily Longears, the nice old rabbit gentleman, sat in an easy chair in his hollow-stump bungalow. He had just eaten a nice lunch, which Nurse Jane Fuzzy Wuzzy, the muskrat lady housekeeper, had put on the table for him, and he was feeling a bit sleepy.
"Are you going out this afternoon?" asked Miss Fuzzy Wuzzy, as she cleared away the dishes.
"Hum! Ho! Well, I hardly know," Uncle Wiggily answered, in a sleepy voice. "I may, after I have a little nap."
"Your new red, white and blue striped rheumatism crutch is ready for you," went on Nurse Jane. "I gnawed it for you out of a fine large corn-stalk."
Uncle Wiggily had broken his other crutch, if you will kindly remember, when he slipped as he was coming back from the store, where he went for Mrs. Wagtail, the goat lady. And it was so slippery that the rabbit gentleman never would have gotten home, only he rode on a Jack horse with the lady, who had rings on her fingers and bells on her toes, as I told you in the story before this one.
"Thank you for making me a new crutch, Nurse Jane," spoke the bunny uncle. "If I go out I"ll take it."
Then he went to sleep in his easy chair, but he was suddenly awakened by hearing the bungalow clock strike one. Then, as he sat up and rubbed his eyes with his paws, Uncle Wiggily heard a thumping noise on the hall floor and a little voice squeaked out:
"Ouch! I"ve hurt my leg! Oh, dear!"
"My! I wonder what that can be? It seemed to come out of my clock,"
spoke Mr. Longears.
"I did come out of your clock," said some one.
"You did? Who are you, if you please?" asked the bunny uncle, looking all around. "I can"t see you."
"That"s because I"m so small," was the answer. "But here I am, right by the table. I can"t walk as my leg is hurt."
Uncle Wiggily looked, and saw a little mouse, who was holding his left hind leg in his right front paw.
"Who are you?" asked the bunny uncle.
"I am Hickory d.i.c.kory Dock, the mouse," was the answer. "And I am a clock-mouse."
"A clock-mouse!" exclaimed Uncle Wiggily, in surprise. "I never heard of such a thing."
"Oh, don"t you remember me? I"m in Mother Goose"s book. This is how it goes:
""Hickory d.i.c.kory Dock, The mouse ran up the clock.