"No, it isn"t that," was the answer. "But I am so sick that I don"t know what to do, and I"m far from my home, and from my friends, the Wibblewobble family, and, oh, dear! it"s just awful."
"Let me look at your tongue," said the rabbit, and when Grandfather Goosey Gander stuck it out, Uncle Wiggily said:
"Why, you have the epizootic very bad. Very bad, indeed! But perhaps I can cure you. Let me see, I think you need some bread and b.u.t.ter, and a cup of catnip tea. I"ll make you some."
So Uncle Wiggily made a little fire of sticks, and then he found an empty tin tomato can, and he boiled some water in it over the fire, and made the catnip tea. Then he gave some to Grandfather Goosey Gander, together with some bread and b.u.t.ter.
"Well, I feel a little better," said the old gentleman duck-drake, when he had eaten, "but I am not well yet. It seems to me that if I could have some cherry pie I would feel better."
"Perhaps you would," agreed Uncle Wiggily, "but, though I know how to make nice cherry pie, and though I made some for the hedgehog, I don"t see any cherry trees around here, so I can"t make you one. There are no cherry trees."
"Yes, there is one over there," said the duck-drake, and he waved one foot toward it, while he quacked real faint and sorrowful-like.
"Sure enough, that _is_ a cherry tree," said Uncle Wiggily, as he hopped over and looked at it. "And the cherries are ripe, too. Now, if I could only get some of them down I could make a cherry pie, and cure Grandfather Goosey Gander."
But it wasn"t easy to get the cherries off the tree, and Uncle Wiggily couldn"t climb up after them. So he sat down and looked up at them, hoping some would fall off the stems. But none did.
"Oh, dear, I wonder how I"m going to get them?" sighed the rabbit.
"Perhaps I can knock off some with a stone."
So he threw a stone, but no cherries came down. The stone did, though, and hit Uncle Wiggily on the nose, making him sneeze.
"Stones are no good!" exclaimed the rabbit. "I"ll throw up my crutch." So he threw that into the tree, but it brought no cherries down, and the crutch, in falling, nearly hit Grandfather Goosey Gander, and almost gave him the measles and mumps.
"Well, I"ll try and see what throwing up my valise will do," said the rabbit, and he tossed up the satchel, but bless you, that stayed up in the tree, and didn"t come down at all, neither did any cherries.
"Oh, I"ll have to give up," said Uncle Wiggily. "I"m afraid you can"t have any cherry pie, Grandfather Goosey."
"Oh, then I"ll never get well," said the old duck-drake gentleman sorrowfully.
"Yes, you will, too!" suddenly cried out a voice, and out from the bushes ran the elephant. "I"ll pick the cherries off the tree with my long, nosey trunk," he said, "and you can make all the pie you want to, Uncle Wiggily."
"Why, I thought you went back to the circus," said the rabbit.
"No, I ran away from the man," spoke the elephant. Then he reached up with his long nose, and he picked a bushel of red, ripe, sweet delicious cherries in less than a minute. Then he pulled down Uncle Wiggily"s valise out of the tree and then the old gentleman rabbit made three cherry pies. One for Grandfather Goosey Gander, and another, a tremendous big one, as large as a washtub, for the elephant, and a little one for himself. Then they ate their pies, and the old gentleman duck-drake got well almost at once. So all three of them traveled on together, to help the rabbit seek his fortune.
Now in case the ice cream man brings some nice, hot roast chestnuts for our canary bird, I"ll tell you in another story about Uncle Wiggily, and Grandfather Goosey Gander.
STORY XXV
UNCLE WIGGILY AND GRANDPA GOOSEY
One day, not very long after the elephant had picked the cherries off the tree, so that Uncle Wiggily could make the cherry pies for Grandpa Goosey, the three friends were traveling along together through a deep, dark, dismal woods.
"Where are we going?" asked the elephant, who had run away from the circus man to travel by himself.
"Oh, to some place where we may find our fortune," said the old gentleman rabbit.
"I would much rather find some snails to eat," said Grandfather Goosey Gander, the old gentleman duck, as I shall call him for short. "For I am very hungry."
"What"s that?" cried the rabbit. "Hungry after the nice pie I made for you?"
"Oh, that was some time ago. I could eat another pie right now," spoke the old duck. But there wasn"t any pie for him, so he had to eat a cornmeal sandwich with watercress salad on, and Uncle Wiggily ate some carrots and cabbage, and the elephant ate a lot of gra.s.s from a field--oh! a terrible lot--about ten bushels, I guess.
Then, all at once, as they were walking along over a bridge, a man suddenly jumped out from behind a tree, and cried:
"Ah, ha! Now you won"t get away from me, Mr. Elephant. This time I am surely going to take you back to the circus." And with that he threw a rope around the elephant"s trunk, and led him away. The elephant cried so many tears that there was a muddy puddle right near the bridge, and the big animal begged to be allowed to stay with Uncle Wiggily and Grandpa Goosey Gander, but the man said it could not be done.
"Well, then, you and I will have to go on together," said the old gentleman rabbit to the duck, after a bit. "Perhaps we may find our fortune."
"I think I could make money calling out "honk-honk!" on an automobile,"
said the grandfather. "Jimmie Wibblewobble once did that for a man. I think I"ll look for a nice automobile gentleman to work for, and if I get money enough we"ll be rich."
Well, he looked and looked, but no one seemed to want an old duck for an auto horn, and the rabbit and Grandfather Goosey Gander kept on traveling together, over the fields and through the woods.
Pretty soon they came to a place where a June bug was sitting on the edge of a stone wall, buzzing his wings.
"Let"s ask him where we can find our fortunes," said Uncle Wiggily. So they asked the June bug.
"Well," replied the buzzing creature, "I am not sure, but a little way from here are two roads. One or the other might bring you to your fortune.
One goes to the right, the other to the left hand."
"We will take the left hand road," said Uncle Wiggily. "We will go down that for some distance, and if we do not find a pot of gold, or some ice cream cones at the end of it, we will come back, and try the other road."
So Uncle Wiggily and Grandfather Goosey Gander went down the left road. On and on they went, walking in the dust when there was any dust, and in the mud when there was any mud. But they didn"t find any gold.
"Oh, let"s go back and try the other road," said the rabbit gentleman after a bit. "Perhaps that will be better."
So back they went, stopping on the way to look at a big apple tree, to see if there were any ripe apples on it. But there was none, so they didn"t eat any. And I hope you children do the same this summer. Never eat green apples, never, never, never! Wait until they are ripe.
Well, by and by, after a while, not so very long, Uncle Wiggily, who was hopping along on his crutch, suddenly exclaimed:
"Oh, I"ve lost my valise! What shall I do? I can"t go on without it, for it has our lunch in it."
"I think you left it under the green-apple tree," said the duck. "You had better go back for it, and I will wait here in the shade," for Grandpa Goosey knew the rabbit could hop faster than he could waddle.
Back Uncle Wiggily started, and, surely enough, he found his valise under the apple tree, where he had forgotten it. He picked it up, and was walking along with it back to where Grandfather Goosey Gander was waiting for him when, all of a sudden, out from behind a stump came Jennie Chipmunk, with a basket of popcorn b.a.l.l.s.
"Oh, Uncle Wiggily!" she exclaimed. "Don"t you want to buy some popcorn b.a.l.l.s? Our church is having a little fair, and we are all trying to earn some money. I am selling popcorn, to help the little heathen children buy red-colored handkerchiefs."
"Of course, I"ll take some," said the old gentleman rabbit, "popcorn b.a.l.l.s, I mean--not children, or hankerchiefs," he said quickly. So he bought a pink one, and a white one, and a chocolate colored one, popcorn b.a.l.l.s you know--not children--and put them in his valise.
Then Uncle Wiggily sent his love to Sammie and Susie Littletail, by Jennie Chipmunk, and off he started to go back to where Grandfather Goosey Gander was waiting for him.
Well, something terrible was happening to the poor old gentleman duck, and I"ll tell you all about it. No sooner had the rabbit gotten near the shady tree under which the grandfather gentleman was resting, than he heard a cry: