He looked worried, as worried as I felt, the loose skin over his snout all wrinkled up in perplexity. "The only thing we can do is go along with what she wants for the moment and trust to luck. You had better make plans with that boy to escape if you can. In the meantime give me something simple to do- count to five, perhaps-give her some gibberish to learn, then say I can only adapt to a new mistress slowly and tomorrow she will learn more."
So it was decided, but unfortunately it didn"t turn out quite as we had planned. . . .
At first it was all right. I gave the Lady Aleinor some rhyming words to repeat-taking great pleasure in correcting her twice-and obediently the Wimperling tapped his hoof five times. She practiced it half a dozen times, but in the middle of the nonsense the pig sent me an urgent message.
"Take a look out of that window. Remember everything you see."
I wandered over and did as I was bid. A sheer drop of some forty feet to the dry moat below; beyond that the forests, with a stretch of greensward in front of the trees.
"What are you doing, girl?"
I walked back. "Turning my back on the pig, lady, just to prove I am not influencing him. I just thought-"
"You do not think! You do as you are told. Come back here and teach me some more."
"The pig is tired, it will take time for him to get used to-"
"Rubbish! We have been at this less than an hour! Do as you are told!"
"He won"t-"
"He will! You can make him." She paused, and her next words came honey- sweet and loaded with sting. "Unless, of course, you would rather I summoned my soldiers to give your brother here a painful lesson. They are experts, I a.s.sure you. . . ."
The Wimperling flashed me a warning. "Do as she says! Simple addition: two and one, two and two. She can"t count."
And so it went on, until the Wimperling himself took a hand, sinking to the ground with a groan and puffing and panting, rolling his eyes round and around.
"There! I told you so!" For a heart-stopping moment I believed he was indeed ill, but as I rushed forward and knelt distractedly at his side, I saw him wink.
"Tell me, quickly, what you saw from the window. . . ."
So, as I fussed over him, I described the scene outside.
"Mmm . . . Doesn"t sound too promising. Don"t look so worried! We"ll find a way out of this."
The Lady Aleinor at last seemed persuaded she could go no further today. She sank back in her chair, still repeating to herself the rubbish I had taught her.
"Very well," she said after a moment. "What does it eat?"
"He eats most things," I said. "When I get back to the stables I can ask for-"
"The stables? The creature stays here. It"s mine now, and I shall look after it."
I was devastated. How in the world could we all escape together when we were down there and he was up here? Together we had a chance: apart, none.
"But-but he needs exercise, grooming, companionship, light. . . ."
"All of which he will get. My soldiers will escort him out twice a day-the exercise will do them good as well. A nice trot around the castle grounds . . .
Now, you can go. Attend me tomorrow at the same hour."
"But-but I . . ."
"Do you want a beating? No? Then get out! The creature will soon adapt to its new surroundings. As soon as you have taught me all I need to know you may leave. But if there is any more argument or backsliding I shall have to reconsider. Just remember what I said about the expendability of your other animals. . . ."
Back in the stables I sobbed in despair, trying to explain to the others the mess we-I-had gotten us into. Gill patted me awkwardly on the shoulder, Growch whined in sympathy and Mistral and Traveler shifted from foot to foot in anxiety. I felt terribly alone. I had not realized before how much I had relied on the simple common sense of the Wimperling, his stoicism, his comfortable, fat, ugly little body. Not that he was so small anymore . . . Only a few weeks ago I had been able to tuck him under my arm, and now he seemed near full-grown. One of the nicest things about him was that he never grumbled, and now he had been taken from us I felt utterly helpless: I couldn"t even think straight.
"There"s the boy," said Gill. "He said he could get us out of here, remember?"
"But that was before she took the Wimperling," I wept.
"Let"s see what he got to say, anyways," said Growch. "Ain"t nuffin more than we can do today: gettin" dark already."
So it was, and we had missed the midday meal. I found, too, that no one was going to rush to feed the animals, and in the gathering gloom I had to find my own oats and hay, and fill the buckets with water from the well in the courtyard.
It was even more obvious that we didn"t exist when we went into the hall for the evening meal. Word had obviously got around of the lady"s displeasure, for we were elbowed away from the table, were not offered a trencher, nor any ale. In the end I s.n.a.t.c.hed what I could for both of us and we ate standing; rye bread, stale cheese and a couple of bones with a little meat left on them.
Worse was to come. The Lady Aleinor brought in the Wimperling, an animal so bedecked with ribbons and bunting as to be practically unrecognizable.
She made him go through what I had taught her in front of the whole a.s.sembly, mouthing the rubbish she had learned; she had a little whip in her hand with which she stroked his flanks: if she had actually struck him I don"t know what I would have done.
The applause was loud and sycophantic, and as soon as she had done I rushed forward to give him a rea.s.suring hug before they dragged me away. He managed some quick words: "See the boy! If the rest of you can get away, I think I can manage as well. . . ."
Slightly rea.s.sured, we all spent a better night, and in the morning, after feeding and watering the animals and s.n.a.t.c.hing some bread and cheese from the hall for Gill and myself, we settled down to await the boy and his wagon.
He brought winter cabbage, some turnips, a barrel of smoked fish and some firewood for the kitchens. Once he had unloaded he picked up a shovel and started to clear the far end of the stable.
"Down here as well, please!" I called out, as if I had never seen him before. He walked down the aisle, trailing a barrow behind him, and bent to shovel out Mistral"s stall.
"Well? Thought about it, then?" All the while he spoke to us he never stopped his steady shoveling. "Still want out?"
"Yes, yes; we do. Are you willing to help us?"
"I said so, didn"t I? Ten silver pieces you said? Good. How many are there of you?"
I pointed to the others. "And our packages." I mustn"t forget the tortoise, either. "The-the pig has been taken into the castle."
He shook his head. "Can"t help you there. There"s no getting it out now. One of them out there-" he jerked his thumb over his shoulder: "-told me as how you had taught the lady some magic words?"
"Not really," I said hurriedly. "Just the words I always use to direct his act.
She"s a slow learner. . . . What about the rest of us, then?"
He carried on shoveling. "Dog can slip through the portcullis any time: bars are wide enough. Pigeon can fly over, right?"
"And my brother? He"s blind."
"Him and your packages can go in the back of the wagon. I"ll back it up to the door at the end of the stables tonight. He"ll have to sit under a load o"s.h.i.t, though, but I got a cover."
"And me?"
"Got a cloak? Right, then. Pin up your skirt and I"ll bring a pair of my pa"s braies. Be a tight fit, but . . . At dusk, won"t matter as much. Get you a hat as well. Find a sack of something to put over your back, walk out t"other side from the soldiers. Dirty your face a bit, too."
"What about the horse?"
"Swap her for mine. Blanket over her, bit of muck on her quarters and head, sack on her back. I"ll let on mine"s lame and I"m borrowing."
"Tonight?"
"Quicker the better. We"ll all meet behind the castle, in the forest. Follow the wood trail. Clearing about quarter-mile in."
"But . . . will it work?"
He stopped shoveling and grinned. "Got to. Else I don"t get my money, do I?"
There was much to do. Everything, including the tortoise, to be parceled as small as possible, Traveler and Growch to be briefed as to our meeting place, Mistral to be dirtied up, Gill to be encouraged- "Hidden in a manure cart? I couldn"t possibly. . . ."
-and in between as much food as possible to be filched from the hall and kitchens.
Promptly at midday I was summoned once more to the Lady h.e.l.l-and-All (as I now thought of her). More instruction included the Wimperling "finding" lost objects. He was deliberately slow, earning one sharp reprimand and a slash with her jeweled girdle at me for not teaching her properly. In between I managed to convey to him what we had planned and where we were to meet.
"But what about you?"
"Have you forgotten? I can fly. . . ."
I thought he was joking, trying to make me feel better.
The afternoon seemed interminable, though there was only now some three hours till dusk. I checked and re-checked that all was packed and prepared; noted that the sky was clear and remembered there would be a helpful moon; worried lest we didn"t get away quick enough, for the lady"s soldiers and her scent-working lymers and brachs could pick up a trail easily enough if she discovered us missing too soon; I also prayed: hard.
In between I paced the courtyard restlessly, watching people come and go, all busy, all employed on some task or another. Soldiers drilling, squires practicing with wooden swords, wood being stacked, slops emptied, weapons being cleaned and sharpened, horses groomed and exercised, dogs fighting, chickens being plucked for the evening meal . . .
I felt terribly conspicuous, as if everyone could read my mind, knew what I was planning, but in fact no one took the slightest notice of me. Most were too busy, but as for the others, all knew I had incurred the lady"s displeasure, so it was as if I didn"t exist at all. If there had been any dungeons in the castle, I should have been shut away in those; being denied the gates, the courtyard was as good a prison as any.
At long last the sun started to sink behind the castle walls. The boy"s was one of the last wagons to enter through the gate, and to my dismay he was directed, not to the stables, but to picking up empty water casks. This meant he was half-loaded. He then backed the wagon as near as he could to the stable door and muttered: "Can you get your dog to start a fight?"
Get Growch to fight? It had been with the greatest difficulty I had restrained him during the last few days, and now he needed no further bidding. He chose a pack of hounds near the gateway, slipped on his short legs beneath their bellies, and with a couple of sharp nips here and there and a heap of shouted insults had them in a trice snapping and barking and snarling and biting at one another, in an unavailing attempt to catch him. As soon as the pace got too hot, even for him, he careered through the open gates and across the drawbridge, yelling the dog equivalent of "can"t-catch-me!" Half-a-dozen hounds tore off in immediate pursuit, which meant at least the same number of servitors went in pursuit, to ensure the lady"s precious dogs came to no harm.
The chase was enlivening an otherwise boring afternoon, and more and more people were breaking off what they were doing to cheer, laugh or shake their heads disapprovingly. A couple of the horses who were being groomed chose that moment to display temper, snapping and kicking out at their handlers, scattering the rest of the dogs and some hens and ducks, whose squawks added to the commotion.
"Load up now!" hissed the boy, and in a fumblingly long moment I had Gill and our packages up and into the back of the wagon, and a tarpaulin hastily thrown over the whole. I threw Traveler up, and after a couple of abortive flutters he took wing and wheeled out of the gate, heading west. "Bring out the horse!" and in a moment he had exchanged her in the traces for his own animal, stooping to fiddle for a minute with his horse"s off-hind hoof. He then thrust a bundle into my hand: "Change into these!" And a moment later was nonchalantly loading up a couple more casks and roping them down. All this had taken perhaps three minutes. "See you in the forest," he muttered, and led Mistral and the wagon towards the gateway, his own horse limping behind.
I watched them, my heart in my mouth, but no one took the slightest notice, and in a minute they were trundling across the drawbridge and away, just as the last of the protesting hounds were being led back to the courtyard. I heard a derisive bark from the far side of the moat and knew Growch was safe.
But I was wasting precious time. Ducking back into the stables I opened the package the boy had given me, tucked up my skirt as best I could and struggled into the braies, a very tight fit. I shoved my hair up under the broad- brimmed straw hat-why the h.e.l.l hadn"t I thought to braid it up!-and wrapped my cloak around me. Picking up the sack I had earlier filled with hay I flung it over my shoulder and stooped over as though I was carrying a much heavier burden.
It was perhaps twenty yards from the stable to the gateway, but it seemed like a million miles. I had to walk slowly, I had to hunch up to keep my face hidden, and with the broad brim of the hat I could only see a couple of paces in front of me. At last I could see the penultimate wagon ahead trundling through the gateway, and hurried a little to pa.s.s through in its wake. I had my hand out ready to hang on to the tailgate when everything went horribly wrong.
I had hurried too much in changing and hadn"t fastened my skirt up securely.
It started to drop down and, bending to retrieve it, I felt my hat fall off and my hair cascade down round my face. There was a shout off to my left and I dropped the sack and was panicked into running, my heart thumping like a drum. A soldier slipped from the shadows, stuck out a foot and I landed flat on my face in the dust, winded and bruised.
I was hauled to my feet, none too gently.
"What"s all this, then? Trying it on again, are we? We"ll just see what the lady has to say about all this. . . ."
Chapter Nineteen.
The lady had a great deal to say, or rather scream, the words punctuated with slaps, punches and pinches which I was helpless to avoid, being held firmly by the two soldiers who had brought me upstairs. I was almost blinded by tears of rage and pain and at first I only half heard the little voice in my head. There it was again: "Courage; we"ll soon be out of this. . . ." Then I realized the Wimperling must be in the solar as well.
The lady eventually ran out of breath and went back to her chair, her face crimson with rage and exertion. "After all I"ve done for you, you ungrateful little wh.o.r.e! Oh, I see I shall have to teach you a real lesson this time?
Misbegotten little tart! You can"t say I didn"t warn you. . . ." She turned to the soldiers. "Go and wring the neck of that pigeon of hers, then take it to the kitchens and bid them make a little pie of it: I shall start my meal with it tonight. Then bring her brother here: we"ll see how he likes losing his tongue as well as his eyes. . . ."
"Oh, no!" The words were out before I realized that the others had gone, were hopefully safe for a while, but she enjoyed my reaction, clapping as if she had just performed a clever trick and was applauding herself. Her tongue flickered back and forth between her teeth, a snake tasting the air for my terror.
"I"ll show you just who is in charge here! If you don"t want your brother to lose other parts as well-a hand, his ears, his b.a.l.l.s perhaps-you will swear on G.o.d"s Body not to dare cross me again!"
We were alone now-where was the Wimperling? The fire smoked abominably, my face hurt and the soft flesh on my upper arms throbbed where she had pinched and nipped with unmerciful nails. My loosened hair was plastered across my face, and I lifted my hands to braid it back, but she half-rose from her chair on an instant.
"No tricks, now, or I"ll call the guard!" I let my hands drop again and she subsided. Just then the Wimperling appeared from behind her chair, festooned as before with ridiculous ribbons and bows. He gave me a rea.s.suring wink; I could see his ears were c.o.c.ked, listening to something I could not hear.
"Not on their way back yet," he said to me. "On my count of three run across to the window and open the shutters as wide as you can!" He started to take deep breaths. The lady"s expression changed; she bent down to caress him.
"But you can"t-"
"Don"t argue!" he said. "Just go. Trust me. . . . One, two, three!"
I should perhaps have rushed to the window without risking a glance back. As it was I nearly knocked myself senseless on the corner of the ornate sideboard just to glimpse the lady rise from her chair and call out, the Wimperling circling her warily with exposed teeth-he had real tusks I noticed-all the while hissing gently.
I reached the window without further mishap and looked round wildly for the fastening. Of course! There was a heavy bar that dropped into slots on either side. I tried to lift it, but it wouldn"t budge. Swearing under my breath, I heaved and heaved again. One side started to move, the other was stuck.
Helplessly I shoved and pulled, then realized that one shutter hadn"t been closed properly and was catching against the bar. I slammed it shut with the heel of my hand then hefted the bar once more. It came loose so easily it flew up in the air and narrowly missed my feet as it crashed onto the floor. I tugged the shutters open as hard as I could till they crashed back against the wall and suddenly the room was flooded with dusk-light and there was a great gust of welcome fresh air.
"Right!" I yelled, and turned back to an incredible sight. The Wimperling appeared to have grown to twice or three times his normal size: he was blowing himself up as one would inflate a bladder, and looked in imminent danger of bursting. I could hardly see his eyes, his tail stuck straight out like an arrow and his wings were unfolding away from his shoulders, because there was no room to tuck them away.
The lady"s eyes were almost popping out of her head, but she was still making valiant attempts to reach me, thwarted by the pig"s circling motions. I took a quick peep out of the window; we couldn"t possibly escape that way. It was a sheer drop down to the dry moat and I didn"t fancy suicide.
The Wimperling took a last, deep, deep breath, adding yet more inches all over, until his tightly stretched skin looked as if it were cracking all over onto tiny, fine lines like unoiled leather.
I could hear footsteps on the spiral stair.