"No, with Alexander."
"Who"s Alexander?"
"The love of my life!"
"What"s this I hear about love?" my dad asked, entering the kitchen. "Raven, where are you going dressed like that?"
"She says she"s going to a dance with the love of her life," my mom said.
"You"re going nowhere in that! And who"s the love of your life? A boy from school?"
"Alexander Sterling," I proclaimed.
"As in, the Sterlings that live in the Mansion?" my dad asked.
"The one and only!"
"Not the Sterling boy!" my mom said, shocked. "I"ve heard horror stories about him! He hangs out at cemeteries and is never seen in the light of day, like a vampire."
"Do you think I"d be going to a dance with a vampire?"
They both stared at me strangely and said nothing.
"Don"t be like everyone else in this town!" I shouted.
"Honey, I"ve heard the stories all over town!" my mom gossiped. "Just yesterday, Natalie Mitch.e.l.l was saying-"
"Mom, who are you going to believe, me or Natalie Mitch.e.l.l? This night is very important. It"s Alexander"s first dance, too. He"s so dreamy and intelligent! He knows about art and culture and-"
"Cemeteries?" my dad asked.
"He"s not like what people say! He"s the most fantabulous guy in our solar system-besides you, Dad."
"Well, in that case, have fun."
"Paul!"
"But not in that outfit," my dad quickly demanded. "Sarah, I"m glad she"s going to a dance. Raven"s actually going to school without being forced. This is the most normal thing she"s done lately."
My mom glared at him.
"But not in that outfit," he repeated.
"Dad, this is all the rage in Europe!"
"But we"re not in Europe. We"re in a quiet little town where turtlenecks are the rage. b.u.t.toned-up collars, long sleeves, and long skirts."
"No way!" I declared.
"This boy hasn"t been out of his room in years, and you"re going to let him escort your daughter looking like that?" my mom asked. "Paul, do something."
My father went to the closet. "Here, wear this," he said, handing me one of his sports coats. "It"s black."
I stared at him in disbelief.
"It"s this or my black bathrobe," he said.
I reluctantly grabbed the coat.
"And we"ll be meeting the most fantabulous guy in the solar system when he comes to pick you up?" my mother chimed in.
"Are you kidding?" I was stunned. "Of course not!"
"It"s only right, we didn"t even know you were seeing him. We had no idea you were going to a dance."
"You want to interrogate and embarra.s.s him. Not to mention me."
"That"s what dating is all about. If your date can stand the questions and the parental embarra.s.sment, then he"s all yours," my dad teased.
"It"s not fair! Do you want to come with us, too?"
"Yes," they both replied.
"This is hideous! It"s the biggest night of my life, and you"re going to ruin it!"
I heard a car pulling into the driveway. "He"s here!" I screamed, peering out the window. "You guys have to be cool!" I said, running around frantically. "Channel those hippie days for me, please! Think about love beads and Joni Mitch.e.l.l. Think bell-bottoms and incense, not golf pants and china," I begged. "And nothing about cemeteries!"
I wanted this night to be perfect, like it was my wedding day. But I felt like a bride who suddenly wished she had eloped.
Now that my parents were going to meet my date, my hands began to shake. I was hoping he wouldn"t freak out sitting on their perky pastel furniture.
When the doorbell rang, I dashed to greet him. Alexander looked amazing. He was wearing a glossy, chic black three-piece suit and a red silk tie. He looked like one of the billion-dollar basketball players that I see on television interviews. He held a box wrapped in flowered paper.
"Wow!" he said, looking me over. My father nodded to me to put on the sports coat with a scolding eye. Instead I draped it over a chair.
"I should have worn a knit hat or snow boots," he said awkwardly. "I didn"t really keep with the theme."
"Forget it! You"ll be the best-looking guy there," I complimented, pulling him into the living room. "These are my parents, Sarah and Paul Madison."
"It"s wonderful to meet both of you," Alexander said nervously, extending his hand.
"We"ve heard so much about you." My mother glowed, taking his hand.
I gave her a cold stare.
"Please sit down," she went on. "Would you like something to drink?"
"No, thank you."
"Make yourself comfortable," my dad said, motioning to the sofa, and settled into his beige recliner.
Uh-oh. I"d never had a guy over before. I could feel my dad taking full advantage. The "goals" inquisition. I prayed it went quickly.
"So, Alexander, how are you finding our town?"
"It"s been great since I met Raven," he answered politely and smiled at me.
"So how did you two meet since you don"t attend school? Raven neglected to tell us that part."
Oh, no! I started to squirm in my chair.
"Well, I guess we just ran into each other. I mean, it was just one of those things, the right place at the right time. Like they say, everything is about timing and luck. And I"d have to say that I have been very lucky since I met your daughter."
My dad glared at him.
"Oh, no, that"s not what I meant," Alexander added.
He turned to me, his ghostlike face bright red. I tried not to laugh.
"What do your parents do exactly? They aren"t in town much, are they?"
"My father is an art dealer. He has galleries in Romania, London, and New York."
"That sounds very exciting."
"It"s great, but he"s never home," Alexander said. "He"s always flying around somewhere."
My mom and dad looked at each other.
"Time to go or we"ll be late!" I quickly interjected.
"I almost forgot," Alexander said, awkwardly standing up. "Raven, this is for you."
He handed me the flowered box.
"Thank you!" I smiled anxiously and tore it open, revealing a gorgeous red rose corsage. "It"s beautiful!" I gave my mom and dad a look of "See? I told you so."
"How lovely!" my mom gushed.
I held the corsage over my heart as Alexander tried to pin it on. He fumbled out of nervousness.
"Ouch!"
"Did I stick you?" he asked.
"My finger got p.r.i.c.ked, but it"s okay."
He stared intensely at the drop of blood on the tip of my finger.
My mom stepped between us with a tissue she grabbed from the coffee table.
"It"s nothing, Mom, just a little blood. I"m okay." I quickly stuck the p.r.i.c.ked finger in my mouth.
"We better go," I said.
"Paul!" my mom pleaded.
But my dad knew better. There was nothing he could do. "Don"t forget the coat" was all he said.
I grabbed the coat and Alexander"s hand and dragged him out the door, afraid my mom would try to ward him off by making the sign of the cross.
We could hear dance music from the parking lot. No red Camaro anywhere. We were safe-for now.
"Don"t forget your jacket," Alexander reminded me as I stepped out of the car.
"You"ll have to keep me warm." I winked, leaving it on the backseat.
Two cheerleaders dressed for arctic temperatures stared at us with looks of horror.
I led Alexander away and we paused outside the main entrance. Alexander was like a child, inquisitive and nervous. He looked at the building with interest, like he"d never seen a school before.
"We don"t have to go inside," I offered.
"No, that"s okay," he said, squeezing my fingers.
Two jocks in the hallway stopped talking the instant they saw us and stared.
"You can pick up your eyeb.a.l.l.s off the floor now," I said as I led Alexander past the gawkers.
Alexander examined everything: the Snow Ball signs, the bulletin board announcements, the trophy case. He ran his hand against the lockers, touching the cold metal. "It"s just like on TV!"
"Haven"t you ever been in a school?" I wondered.
"No."
"Gosh! You"re the luckiest guy in the world. You never had to eat a school lunch. Your intestines must be in great shape!"
"But if I went here we would have met sooner."
I hugged him close underneath the same Snow Ball banner that Trevor and I had argued beneath the day before.
Monica Havers and Jodie Carter pa.s.sed us and did a double take. I thought their eyes were going to bulge right out of their pom-pom heads.
I was ready to fight if they said anything. But I could tell by the pressure on my wrist that Alexander wanted me to remain calm. The girls whispered and giggled to themselves and went on their gossipy way toward the gym.
"Here"s where I don"t learn chemistry," I said, opening the unlocked door to my chemistry lab. "I usually have to sneak into places. This is a breeze."
"By the way, I"ve always wanted to know why you snuck in-"