None of the Phrygians spoke to me. There were eight of them: taking no chances. They were slight, but all sinew. They had high-cheekboned features, distinguished one from another only by old scars. Aliens, from the mountainous interior of Asia; probably straight descendants of the Hitt.i.tes--whose fame was based on cruelty.
They tired me out first. Playing, they nudged me this way and that. Some lifted away their spearheads; others shoved me towards them; I would lurch on my toes as the first javelins engaged again, then be pushed off another way. Too little interest on my part was corrected by a warning nick. Too much effort would spit me. All the time we all knew I was looking for a chance to break away and make a run for it--but it would be a long sprint. Even if I could ever put distance between us, the javelins would come winging after me ...
The signal to act must have come from the man behind me. He grabbed me. The Phrygians all flung down their weapons. Then they played a new game--throwing me from one to another while they battered any parts of me they could reach. Not too hard: they wanted the fun to last.
I did manage to jackknife and land vindictive punches of my own, but that only made the jeers louder and the returns harder while my own anger burned more vilely in my mouth.
I knew by then Priscillus did not want me dead. He would have had them slash my throat at once and leave my corpse for the early-morning riders to stumble across next day, damp and stiff in the river mist. He wanted me to be able to warn anyone else who looked at him too closely what crossing the mighty Appius Priscillus would entail.
At the end of all this I would still be alive.
Just so long as the Phrygians knew how to follow orders and were sufficiently well trained. Otherwise, there seemed a fair chance they might finish me off by accident.
For thugs, they were neat. They put me back where they first found me--in the Forum of Julius. When sensation returned, I could recognise the dictator"s equestrian statue as his honour stared loftily at the world he had conquered (though he omitted to notice me).
I started to crawl. I had no idea where, since my eyes blurred. When I found the steps, I told myself carefully it must be the Temple of Venus Genetrix.
I pa.s.sed out on them.
Next time I came round, I looked up and confirmed my impressive knowledge of topography. Here was the high platform, with me sprawled upon it, and up there were the gorgeous Corinthian columns. If any foreign visitors had stooped to ask me about the temple I could have informed them that inside they would find fine statues of Venus, Caesar, the youthful Cleopatra, and two ravishing pictures (by Timomachus) of Ajax and Medea. Meanwhile, they could make a note in their tour diary that outside they had seen the slightly less glorious informer M Didius Falco, calling for help so croakily no pa.s.sers-by thought it safe to hear.
Nice work, Falco. If you have to be immobilised it may as well be on the steps of a world-famous temple in the most beautiful forum in Rome.
A priest came out. He gave me a kick and pa.s.sed on quickly, thinking I was one of the usual beggars who loiter on temple steps.
Hours later he came back from his errand. I was ready for him now. "Aid me, sir, in the name of the Divine Julius!"
I was right: most priests can be swayed by a plea in the name of the patron who provided their livelihood. Perhaps they are afraid you maybe one of the cult"s auditors, testing them in disguise.
Once I managed to stop him, the priest condescended to clear my leaking carca.s.s off his previously pristine marble steps, and load me into a litter which would be paid for by Petronius.
I missed the sensation my b.l.o.o.d.y arrival must have caused, by dint of being unconscious. A good trick if you can do it. Avoids fuss.
It was not the first time I had had myself delivered to Petronius like a package of overripe provisions which had been left steaming too long in the midday heat. But I had never before been tortured to a jelly quite so efficiently.
He was at home, luckily. I became aware I was in Petro and Silvia"s house. Silvia was braising meat. Her small daughters were thundering about like a legion on rapid drill somewhere directly above us in the upstairs rooms. One of the children had a squeaky flute, adding to the agony.
I felt Petro cutting away my tunic; I heard him curse; I heard my boots thud into a bucket; I smelt the familiar potpourri of Petro"s unlocked medicine chest. I let him force cold water into me to counter the shock. I swallowed some of a burning draught, though most seemed to trickle down my chest on the outside. After that it did not really matter if I pa.s.sed out while he worked on me; so on the whole I did.
He had the sense to soak off the dirt and the loose blood, before he allowed his wife to leave the house to run for Helena.
Chapter LI.
It was impossible to speak to her.
She said nothing either. Only the light pressure of her hand on mine altered fractionally. My swollen eyes could hardly open, but she must have detected the moment when I woke. I could see her against the dazzle: the familiar outline of her body; the shape of her hair, turned up the way she sometimes wore it, with boxwood combs above her ears. Her hair was too soft; the left-hand comb always ended up lower than the right.
Her thumb was moving faintly, caressing the back of my hand; she was probably unaware of doing it. By aiming through the left side of my mouth I managed to make some unintelligible sound. She bent forwards. Somehow she found the only square inch of my face which did not hurt for her gentle kiss.
She went away. Unreasonable panic swept over me, until I heard her voice. "He"s awake. Thank you for looking after him; I can manage now. Could you possibly find someone with a litter to carry him?" Petro"s bulk filled the doorway, protesting that it was best to keep me here. (He thought Helena was too refined to deal with the nursing I would need.) I closed my eyes, waiting for it; the convincing voice of ownership: "Petronius Longus, I am perfectly capable! I am not a schoolgirl, playing at house with pots and pans in miniature!"
"You"re in serious trouble, Falco!" Petro said laconically. He meant, all this pain from Priscillus, and now another tyrant taking me over and shouting at my friends.
I could only lie there and let Helena fight it out. She certainly intended to get her own way. Could she cope? Petro thought not. What did I think? Helena Justina knew that too. "Lucius Petronius--Marcus wants me to take him home?
Petro muttered some swearwords; then he did as he was told.
The journey pa.s.sed quickly but the men with the litter refused to attempt the stairs. I walked it. The whole three flights. There was no alternative.
When I swam fully back to consciousness I was propped upright against my own bedroom wall. Helena glanced across at me, then continued preparing my bed; Silvia had provided her with an old sheet in case I bled on my own decent one. Women are so practical.
I watched Helena"s figure as she worked, with rapid movements and an economy of effort that would soon have things ready. Not soon enough.
"I"m going to fall over --"
"I"ll catch you ..."
I could trust Helena"s promises. She reached me in one stride. Thank heavens for small rooms.
Without knowing how I got there, I found myself on the bed. I could smell that floral perfume all the women"s bathhouses seemed to be using nowadays. What had brought me round was the sensation of being unwrapped from the cloak Petro rolled me in for travelling. Underneath all I had on were bandages.
Helena caught her breath. "Well! This is going to take more than a bowl of hot soup inside you and a bean-meal mash outside ... I"ve seen your manly attributes before, but I can throw a cover over you if you"re shy."
"Not with you." In my own home I had recovered enough to slur a few words. "You know everything about me; I know everything about you --"
"That"s what you think!" she muttered, but delirium was taking hold and I was laughing too much to be sensible.
When she leaned over to square me up neatly on the pillow, I got my arms round her. Helena snorted. She struggled, on principle, but she was trying too hard not to hurt me as she landed; she missed her chance to escape. There was nothing else I could manage, but I held on tight. She gave in; after some mild squirming of a different kind I heard her sandals drop on the floor, then she unhooked her earrings and laid them aside. I kept my arms locked round her as I drifted off into oblivion. She was lying quiet; she would still be there waiting when I awoke. If I had known this was all it would take to get her back in bed with me, I would have run out and had myself beaten up by some bully long before.
Chapter LII.
She was there. Sitting at my bedside in a clean grey gown with newly pinned hair. Sipping something from a beaker, thoughtfully.
The changed light told me it was the next morning. Every part of me that had been swollen yesterday had now become stiff as well. Helena did not ask if I felt better; she could see I was worse.
She looked after me, in her sensible way. Petronius had supplied her with painkilling cordial, ointments and wads of lambswool; she had already mastered the medical regime. Anyone who had ever had charge of a baby understood my other needs.
When I was lying still, recovering from being cleansed and dosed, she sat on the bed and held my hand again. Our eyes met. I felt very close to her.
"What have you got to smile at?"
"Oh, any man feels a special attachment for the girl who washes his ears and empties his chamber pot."
"I see this hasn"t stopped you talking nonsense," Helena said.
I was woken next by the parrot having one of its shrieking fits. A good scream several times a day seemed its way of taking exercise. Chloe"s throat must have had the best toned-up set of muscles in Rome.
When the antisocial mobster finally shut up, Helena came in to see me.
"I"ll suffocate that voice box!" I had never had to endure the full performance before. I was horrified. "The old lady upstairs will be complaining --"
"She already has!" Helena informed me. "I met her when I took back the bowls your sister borrowed for the fish supper. I was getting on with her quite nicely, but the bird stopped that. I feel sorry for the pathetic old thing; she has a running feud with the landlord; he keeps trying to winkle her out. Ranting at you is her only joy in life--I suppose I"ll be like that one day..."
It must have been a couple of hours since I was last awake. Helena now had a different beaker; hot honey, which she shared with me. While I was still recovering from the effort of sitting up to drink it, someone knocked.
It was Hyacinthus. He had brought with him the scullion I remembered from the Hortensius kitchen. I glanced at Helena in desperation; I could never cope with this.
Nothing disturbed Helena Justina, once she deemed herself in charge. She patted my bandages. "Didius Falco has had a slight upset as you can see." The G.o.ds only know what I looked like. The visitors were crowding against the doorframe, completely quelled. "There"s no need for you to have a wasted journey; we"ll fetch some stools into the bedroom and you can talk to me instead. Marcus will just lie still and listen in."
"What happened to him?" Hyacinthus whispered.
Helena replied briskly, "He tripped over a step!"
The washtub princess was called Anthea. She was three-foot high, and looked about twelve, though Helena and I agreed afterwards that we reckoned her secondary function had been warming the chef"s bed. Her miserable life had given her a bad complexion, a sad face underneath it, a depressed outlook, chapped hands, and probably sore feet. Her threadbare sc.r.a.p of a tunic barely reached down to her reddened knees.
I lay there and listened dreamily while Helena Justina tried to tease information out of this poor little mite: "I want you to tell me everything about the day of the dinner party. Were you in the kitchen all the time? I expect there were plenty of pans and ladles to wash, even while Viridovix was just preparing the food?" Anthea nodded, proud to have her importance recognised. "Did anything happen that you thought seemed peculiar?" This time the girl shook her head. Her dry, colourless hair had an annoying way of constantly falling over her eyes.
Helena had apparently remembered the entire party menu, because she mentioned most of the dishes. She wanted to know who stirred the saffron sauce for the lobsters, who jointed the hare, who folded over the halibut pancakes, even who tied the d.a.m.ned dessert fruit onto the golden tree. Hearing it made me so queasy I only just held out. "And was the lady they call Severina in the kitchen at any time?"
"From about halfway through."
"Talking to Viridovix?"
"Yes."
"Did she help him at all?"
"Mostly she sat up on the edge of a table. Viridovix used to get very excited when he was working and hot; she was keeping him calm. I think she tasted some gravies."
"Was it a busy period? So you could not pay much attention?"
"Yes, but I did see her whisking the egg whites."
The pot-scourer had a sniff sometimes, caused by neither grief nor a nasal infection; wrinkling her snitch merely added variety to her empty life. "Sometimes eggs take ages don"t they?" Helena chirped; she was more patient than I would have been. "It"s a good idea to pa.s.s the bowl around--what were they being used for?"
"A glaze."
"A glaze?"
"It was her idea."
"Severina"s?"
"Yes. He was too polite to argue, but Viridovix thought it wouldn"t work."
"Why? Was the glaze spread on something the people were going to eat?" Helena asked, her dark eyes narrowing.
"No; just a plate."
"A plate?"
"No one ate it. It was to decorate a plate."
Under pressure the scullion was starting to look angry and confused. I was about to issue a signal, but Helena moved on anyway. "Anthea, can you tell me how long Severina stayed with you, and what happened when she left?"
"She stayed all the time."
"What--during the dinner?"
"Oh no; not that long. Until the party had started. Just started," she repeated, shoving that hair out of her eyes again while I gripped my bedcover.
"Then what?" Helena queried pleasantly. I think she knew I was getting annoyed.
"Severina sighed a bit and said she was feeling poorly so she would go home."
"By then all she had done was taste some things, talk to Viridovix, and decorate a plate?"
"She inspected the dishes before she went."
"What happened about that?"
"Nothing. She said it all looked lovely, and Viridovix should be proud of himself."
If Helena was feeling the strain of this interview, no one would have known. "So Severina left, then Viridovix went up to the triclinium to oversee the carvers. Did anyone except your own household servants come into the kitchen after that?"
"No."
"Did you ever see any of the dinner guests?"
"They might have gone past to the lavatory. But I was busy by then."
"None of them came in, for instance to say thank you for the splendid food?" I choked with mirth, echoed by Hyacinthus. Helena ignored us. "Anthea, in your house where are the prepared dishes kept while they wait for the bearers to take them upstairs?"