"Oh, pottering about at Briarwood. The workmen are such fools. I am making some slight alterations in the stables, on a plan of my own--putting in mangers, and racks, and pillars, and part.i.tions, from the St. Pancras Ironworks, making sanitary improvements and so on--and I have to contend with so much idiocy in our local workmen. If I did not stand by and see drain-pipes put in and connections made, I believe the whole thing would go wrong."
"It must be very dreadful for you," exclaimed Lady Mabel.
"It must be intolerable!" cried Lord Mallow; "what, when the moments are golden, when "Love takes up the gla.s.s of Time, and turns it in his glowing hands," when "Love takes up the harp of life, and smites on all the chords with might," you have to devote your morning to watching the laying of drain-pipes and digging of sewers! I cannot imagine a more afflicted man."
Lady Mabel saw the sneer, but her betrothed calmly ignored it.
"Of course it"s a nuisance," he said carelessly; "but I had rather be my own clerk of the works than have the whole thing botched. I thought you were going to Wellbrook Abbey with the house party, Mabel?"
"I know every stone of the Abbey by heart. No, I have been dawdling about the grounds all the afternoon. It is much too warm for riding or driving."
Lady Mabel strangled an incipient yawn. She had not yawned once in all her talk with Lord Mallow. Rorie stifled another, and Lord Mallow walked up and down among the pine-needles, like a caged lion. It would have been polite to leave the lovers to themselves, perhaps. They might have family matters to discuss, settlements, wedding presents, Heaven knows what. But Lord Mallow was not going to leave them alone. He was in a savage humour, in which the petty rules and regulations of a traditionary etiquette were as nothing to him. So he stayed, pacing restlessly, with his hands in his pockets, and inwardly delighted at the stupid spectacle presented by the affianced lovers, who had nothing to say to each other, and were evidently bored to the last degree by their own society.
"This is the deplorable result of trying to ferment the small beer of cousinly affection into the Maronean wine of pa.s.sionate love," thought Lord Mallow. "Idiotic parents have imagined that these two people ought to marry, because they were brought up together, and the little girl took kindly to the little boy. What little girl does not take kindly to anything in the shape of a boy, when they are both in the nursery?
Hence these tears."
"I am going to pour out mamma"s tea," Lady Mabel said presently, keenly sensible of the stupidity of her position. "Will you come, Roderick?
Mamma will be glad to know that you are alive. She was wondering about you all the time we were at luncheon."
"I ought not to have been off duty so long," Mr. Vawdrey answered meekly; "but if you could only imagine the stupidity of those bricklayers! The day before yesterday I found half-a-dozen stalwart fellows sitting upon a wall, with their hands in their corduroy pockets, smoking short pipes, and, I believe, talking politics. They pretended to be at a standstill because their satellites--their _ames d.a.m.nees_, the men who hold their hods and mix their mortar--had not turned up. "Don"t disturb yourselves, gentlemen," I said. "There"s nothing like taking things easy. It"s a time-job. I"ll send you the morning papers and a can of beer." And so I did, and since that day, do you know, the fellows have worked twice as hard. They don"t mind being bullied; but they can"t stand chaff."
"What an interesting bit of character," said Lady Mabel, with a faintly perceptible sneer. "Worthy of Henri Constant."
"May I come to the d.u.c.h.ess"s kettledrum?" asked Lord Mallow humbly.
"By all means," answered Mabel. "How fond you gentlemen pretend to be of afternoon tea, nowadays. But I don"t believe it is the tea you really care for. It is the gossip you all like. Darwin has found out that the male s.e.x is the vain s.e.x: but I don"t think he has gone so far as to discover another great truth. It is the superior s.e.x for whom scandal has the keenest charm."
"I have never heard the faintest hiss of the serpent slander at the d.u.c.h.ess"s tea-table," said Lord Mallow.
"No; we are dreadfully behind the age," a.s.sented Lady Mabel. "We continue to exist without thinking ill of our neighbours."
They all three sauntered towards the house, choosing the sheltered ways, and skirting the broad sunny lawn, whose velvet sward, green even in this tropical July, was the result of the latest improvements in cultivation, ranging from such simple stimulants as bone-dust and wood-ashes to the last development of agricultural chemistry. Lady Mabel and her companions were for the most part silent during this leisurely walk home, and, when one of them hazarded an observation, the attempt at conversation had a forced air, and failed to call forth any responsive brilliancy in the others.
The d.u.c.h.ess looked provokingly cool and comfortable in her morning-room, which was an airy apartment on the first-floor, with a wide window opening upon a rustic balcony, verandahed and trellised, garlanded with pa.s.sion-flowers and Australian clematis, and altogether sheltered from sun and wind. The most reposeful sofas, the roomiest arm-chairs in all the house were to be found here, covered with a cool shining chintz of the good old-fashioned sort, apple-blossoms and spring-flowers on a white ground.
A second window in a corner opened into a small fernery, in which there was a miniature water-fall that trickled with a slumberous sound over moss-grown rockwork. There could hardly have been a better room for afternoon tea on a sultry summer day; and afternoon tea at Ashbourne included iced coffee, and the finest peaches and nectarines that were grown in the county; and when the Duke happened to drop in for a chat with his wife and daughter, sometimes went as far as sherry and Angustura bitters.
The d.u.c.h.ess received her daughter with her usual delighted air, as if the ethereal-looking young lady in India muslin had verily been a G.o.ddess.
"I hope you have not been fatiguing yourself in the orchid-houses on such an afternoon as this, my pet," she said anxiously.
"No, indeed, mamma; it is much too warm for the orchid-houses. I have been in the shrubbery reading, or trying to read, but it is dreadful sleepy weather. We shall all be glad to get some tea. Oh, here it comes."
A match pair of footmen brought a pair of silver trays: caddy, kettle, and teapot, and cups and saucers on one; and a lavish pile of fruit, such as Lance would have loved to paint, on the other.
Lady Mabel took up the quaint little silver caddy and made the tea.
Roderick began to eat peaches. Lord Mallow, true to his nationality, seated himself by the d.u.c.h.ess, and paid her a compliment.
"There are some more parcels for you, Mabel," said the fond mother presently, glancing at a side-table, where sundry neatly-papered packets suggested jewellery.
"More presents, I suppose," the young lady murmured languidly. "Now I do hope people have not sent me any more jewellery. I wear so little, and I--"
Have so much, she was going to say, but checked herself on the verge of a remark that savoured of vulgar arrogance.
She went on with the tea-making, uncurious as to the inside of those dainty-looking parcels. She had been surfeited with presents before she left her nursery. A bracelet or a locket more or less could not make the slightest difference in her feelings. She entertained a condescending pity for the foolish people who squandered their money in buying her such things, when they ought to know that she had a superfluity of much finer jewels than any they could give her.
"Don"t you want to see your presents?" asked Rorie, looking at her, in half-stupid wonder at such calm superiority.
"They will keep till we have done tea. I can guess pretty well what they are like. How many church-services have people sent me, mamma?"
"I think the last made fourteen," murmured the d.u.c.h.ess, trifling with her tea-spoon.
"And how many "Christian Years"?"
"Nine."
"And how many copies of Dore"s "Idylls of the King"?"
"One came this morning from Mrs. Scobel. I think it was the fifth."
"How many lockets inscribed with A. E. I. or "Mizpah"?"
"My darling, I could not possibly count those. There were three more by post this morning."
"You see there is rather a sameness in these things," said Lady Mabel; "and you can understand why I am not rabidly curious about the contents of these parcels. I feel sure there will be another "Mizpah" among them."
She had received Lord Mallow"s tribute, an Irish jaunting-car, built upon the newest lines, and altogether a most perfect vehicle for driving to a meet in, so light and perfectly balanced as to travel safely through the ruttiest glade in Mark Ash.
Rorie"s gifts had all been given, so Lady Mabel could afford to make light of the unopened parcels without fear of wounding the feelings of anyone present.
They were opened by-and-by, when the Duke came in from his farm, sorely disturbed in his mind at the serious indisposition of a six-hundred-guinea cart-horse, which hapless prize animal had been fatted to such an inflammatory condition that in his case the commonest ailment might prove deadly. Depressed by this calamity, the Duke required to be propped up with sherry and Angustura bitters, which tonic mixture was presently brought to him by one of the match footmen, who looked very much as if he were suffering from the same plethoric state that was likely to prove fatal to the cart-horse. Happily, the footman"s death would be but a temporary inconvenience. The Duke had not given six hundred guineas for him.
Lady Mabel opened her parcels, in the hope of distracting her father from the contemplation of his trouble.
"From whom can this be?" she asked wonderingly, "with the Jersey post-mark? Do I know anyone in Jersey?"
Roderick grew suddenly crimson, and became deeply absorbed in the business of peeling a nectarine.
"I surely cannot know anyone in Jersey," said Lady Mabel, in languid wonderment. "It is an altogether impossible place. n.o.body in society goes there. It sounds almost as disreputable as Boulogne."
"You"d better open the packet," said Rorie, with a quiver in his voice.
"Perhaps it is from some of your friends," speculated Mabel.
She broke the seal, and tore the cover off a small morocco case.
"What a lovely pair of earrings!" she exclaimed.
Each eardrop was a single turquoise, almost as large, and quite as clear in colour, as a hedge-sparrow"s egg. The setting was Roman, exquisitely artistic.