“Normal speech.” ‘Cat thoughts/speech’
w.a.n.gye, w.a.n.gfei is a Cat -TLed and fixed by Myaato
Chapter 5: Thinking of sleeping with Ben w.a.n.g?
Bei Gongyan carried Mi Xiaoqi out of the workroom, strolling into his sleeping chambers.
"Prepare a nest for her. But if not, place her on my bed."
"Miaowr!" Wai a nest? No no, I* don"t want a nest, I want a bed of my own. Mi Xiaoqi meowed twice in dissatisfaction, hopping out from Bei Gongyan"s arms to the bed in a few leaps.
The maids standing at the back were frightened to the point that their legs gave out, falling noisily to the floor bowing.
Mi Xiaoqi proudly tilted her head, stepping on the little plum blossoms as she paced circles on the bed. Oh, the bed sheet and covers were cleaned and replaced, that"s great.
Squish! She sprawled inelegantly on the bed.
The maids internally mourned for the cat that dared to s.n.a.t.c.h w.a.n.gye"s bed… Such a valiant cat…
"Hm? You"re thinking of sleeping with me?" Bei Gongyan"s voice sounded like a tease.
Fur bristling on edge, she quickly stood up. Your sis ah, this stud w.a.n.gye, just because you think I"m female so I want to sleep with you?!
Miaowr. Something"s not right.
Suddenly experiencing an omen of violence, Mi Xiaoqi quickly jumped down and approached the pillow couch, lying there docilely to exhibit good behaviour instead of s.n.a.t.c.hing the bed.
"Ah, that was really brave of you just now." Bei Gongyan looked at Mi Xiaoqi, voice free from inflection.
Aima, it"s impossible to differentiate between joy and anger!
This totally wrecks my decision making okay!
Mi Xiaoqi twisted her cat features into something she though was a cute smile while lying down with her paws clasped together like a person.
Bei Gongyan stared, slightly shocked.
"Give her a bath."
"Miaowr!" Giving her a bath! Mi Xiaoqi stood up agitatedly. Getting a few women to molest her!
No no no, definitely not!
A maid carefully approached her.
Mi Xiaoqi quickly backtracked, jumping to the bed from another angle.
"Hm, you don"t like this one?" Bei Gongyan spoke lowly. "Take this one away and behead!"
"Spare me, w.a.n.gye!" Paralyzed by shock, the young maid collapsed onto the floor, begging.
"Miaowr!" Mi Xiaoqi immediately paused in her steps. w.a.n.gye, I just don"t like having women to give me a bath. Wai do you need to kill people?
"Miaowr, miaowr!" Mi Xiaoqi went beside Bei Gongyan"s legs, cautiously calling out.
The young maid was still pleading through her tears.
Bei Gongyan bent his waist to pick up Mi Xiaoqi, his rough actions reminding Mi Xiaoqi of the sensation of being strangled.
She stared at him in terror.
"You"re pleading for her."
"Miaowr." Mi Xiaoqi nervously nodded her head.
"Huh. What right do you have to plead for her?"
"Miaowr, Miaowr." Mi Xiaoqi lifted her front paws to gently place on his hands. I will listen to you, okay?
"You will listen?"
Mi Xiaoqi quickly nodded.
Swish!
With a fling of his sleeves, Mi Xiaoqi landed in front of the maid in a sorry state.
"Miaowr." Mi Xiaoqi seethed out, glancing at the pitiful, crying maid with an eye.
Rubbing her b.u.t.t with a paw and pulling her battered body up, she stood and gently patted the maid"s small hands to placate her terrorised condition.
The young maid was stunned, her waterworks momentarily forgotten.
"Bath." Bei Gongyan spoke coolly, not knowing why watching Mi Xiaoqi placate the maid made him feel jittery, as if someone is touching what belongs to him. (T/L: Hohoho)
The maid quickly stood up, bowing towards Mi Xiaoqi before hurrying to prepare a basin of warm water to place before Bei Gongyan. Pulling up her sleeves, she prepared to carry Mi Xiaoqi.
"Get out." His cold voice resounded.
The young maid trembled in fright, quickly retrieving the hand that was about to carry Mi Xiaoqi, rapidly retreating from the room.
Mi Xiaoqi looked at Bei Gongyan in confusion. Aren"t I being very obedient? What are you being so fierce for?
Bei Gongyan gestured over to Mi Xiaoqi.
Mi Xiaoqi went over obediently. Believing in what wise sages once said; don"t do anything that threatens your life, and you can stand proud and walk tall, especially for a little girl like her.
Bei Gongyan bent his waist, grabbing Mi Xiaoqi and threw her into the basin.
"MIAOWR!"
Mi Xiaoqi cried out in distress. After flipping and flopping around in the water for who-knows-how-long, she finally found the edge of the basin to support herself in a standing position on two legs.
Hu, hu.
Bei Gongyan, d.a.m.n you.
Bei Gongyan sat on the chair positioned in front of the basin, his eagle gaze glinting radiantly while looking at Mi Xiaoqi"s difficult situation. His heart finally felt better.
Right, isn"t this how it should be?
Since when did Ben w.a.n.g care about anything, especially a mere pet that should follow my wishes, be it to live or die!
Harbouring such thoughts, his initial gloomy feelings finally changed into happiness. His large hand reached into the basin, finally giving the cat a bath. (T/L: S much uh. Poor Xiaoqi)
"Miaowr!"
Mi Xiaoqi"s cat face turned red in an instant, her entire body was exposed!
Bei Gongyan"s mirth grew as he looked at the shy Mi Xiaoqi, picking up honey locust leaves to lightly hit her body for cleaning, his hands rubbing her.
Eh, alright. Mi Xiaoqi felt so comfortable to the point that she wanted to close her eyes while humming.
Hua!
A basin of water flew in the air.
BEI GONGYAN, d.a.m.n YOU!
You-you! It was intentional wasn"t it!
Mi Xiaoqi glared at Bei Gongyan, her heart especially vexed.
Ah, Bei Gongyan started laughing lightly. He likes this. Right, just like this.
Lifting Mi Xiaoqi who was soaked to the bones, he dried her with a towel before carrying and rubbing her.
Then he let go.
She was thrown onto the pillow couch.
T/N: This chapter… has confirmed exactly what to expect from this guy. MAJOR S TENDENCIES ALERT. Q.Q
This was pretty short, but on the bright side there"s no new vocab here so yay~ (clap hands)
And before I forget, Merry Christmas everybody! (xmas gift hint: you came here for this. really.)
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