"Well, business is none too good and I have heavy expenses and calls like yours every day. How much do you want?" cautiously inquired Alfred.
"Loan me a dollar," pleaded Palmer.
Alfred handed the man two dollars with a sigh of relief, crediting himself with eighteen. "Where are Mrs. Palmer and Gideon?" asked Alfred.
"Oh, Gideon died years ago. He hadn"t nothing to live for; he just laid down and died. Mrs. Palmer is at home; I"ve got a fine home. The children--oh, one of them married a big orange grove man in California and the other is with her mother."
Alfred afterwards learned that Gideon was dead; that the contract Palmer was working on was decorating mirrors in bar-rooms. Mrs. Palmer was living with relatives. Palmer had not contributed to her support in years. One of the girls was cashier in a store in Kansas City, the other a nurse in a sanatarium.
Palmer died of alcoholic dementia only a year or two ago.
Jake is living in Bedford; he began where he left off--on the farm. When Alfred met Jake he summed up his panorama experience thusly: "Balmur cheated us all; he cheated everybody und got no good oudt uv it. He stoled the letters I wrote you und made you badt frednts mit me. But it iss all gone now and so iss Balmur. I dond"t know vich vay he iss gone.
He sed I valked straight into h.e.l.l mit der panorama; I hope he valks straight oudt of it. If he does get in I"ll bet dey haff a hard yob to keep him dere; he neffer stays no place long; und I"ll bet dey"ll be gladt ven he leaves--dat iss if he makes es much troubles in h.e.l.l as he didt mit der panorama."
It is not necessary to state that Palmer sent Jake to a place he never intended visiting with the panorama. Jake, confused and deceived, made his way home.
CHAPTER SIXTEEN
Something each day--a smile, It is not much to give, But the little gifts of life Make sweet the days we live.
The world appears different to different persons; to one it is dull, to another bright. Contentment has much to do with it. The pleasant and interesting happenings crowded into the life of one being may arouse envy in another.
The man of genius, the man of imagination will note things in the every-day trend of human affairs that will enrich his memory, store it with wisdom. The man of dulled faculties will never see things in this world as does he who is of a higher intelligence. Two men may travel in a country strange to them, their impressions of the customs, habits of the people, conditions and appearances of the land, will be widely different.
After Alfred"s return from the tour with the panorama he became the Sir Oracle of the town. The shoe-shops of Frank McKernan and Nimrod Potts were the gathering places of those who came to hear the stories that Alfred had collected in his travels. Previously the atmosphere of the two shoe-shops had been different. McKernan"s shop was the gathering place of those who lived under the teachings of Thomas Jefferson, they were Democrats; the audiences at Pott"s shop had formerly been composed of abolitionists.
Nimrod Potts had been an avowed abolitionist.
A change had come over him, politically at least. From a rabid abolitionist he had changed to a dignified Democrat, nor was it l.u.s.t for office that wrought the change--that unholy feeling which influenced Horace Greeley, who was Potts" political G.o.d. Greeley, after twenty-five years of vituperation and personal abuse, such as was never before applied to opponent by political writer, denouncing those who were opposed to his opinions, as representing all that was of vice and violence, crawled to those he had abused for years begging their votes, willing to pretend to espouse their principles to attain office. Horace Greeley"s seeking and accepting a Presidential nomination did more to discredit partisan journalism in this country than all other causes combined since the establishment of the Republic.
Dr. Patton, a clean cut man, was the Democratic nominee for Burgess (mayor) of Brownsville. The Doctor was slightly aristocratic in his bearing, and a number of his own party were dissatisfied with his candidacy, although a nomination on the Democratic ticket was equivalent to election. Nimrod Potts was the nominee of the Republican, radical and abolition element; no one imagined Potts had a living chance of election.
The times were propitious for the elevation to office of those of humble origin. Andrew Johnson, a tailor, was then President (by accident). The argument was used, "Why not elevate Nimrod Potts, the cobbler, to the highest office within the gift of the electorate of Brownsville?"
Alfred had unconsciously boosted the candidacy of Potts by publicly announcing that he had visited the tailor shop of Andrew Johnson while in Greenville, Tenn., and that the shoe-shop of Nimrod Potts in Brownsville was much larger and more pretentious than the tailor shop of the man who was then President; and since the qualification for holding or seeking office in those days seemed to be graduation from some sort of a shop, Potts" claims should be considered.
Whether it was this statement or the vagaries that at times influence the minds of voters, Potts was elected.
It is a peculiarity of human nature that people neglect little bills--bar bills, cobbling bills, etc. Now every man in Brownsville did not run bar bills, but every man wore shoes (except in summer). Nimrod Potts had a list of names in the debtor column of his book embracing some of the best known men and hardest men on shoes in town.
When Nimrod inst.i.tuted what he considered needed reforms in the judiciary system, certain ones of the borough"s citizenship--although they had never heard of the Recall--Brownsville had not advanced that far toward Socialism as yet--inst.i.tuted proceedings in the county court, impeaching Potts. He was removed from office. Those who inst.i.tuted the ouster proceedings were Republicans. Alfred"s Uncle William, who was judge of the court, was a Democrat.
Potts evidently reasoned that it was but natural that a Democratic judge should decide to remove him, but to be a.s.sailed by his own party was too much for even his fealty. Hence he proclaimed himself a Democrat and was received with open arms by that party.
The causes that led up to the removal of Nimrod Potts as Burgess of Brownsville are recorded in history. However, the reader may have failed to note this famous "causus bellus" or forgotten it. In expounding the law two points were always kept in view by Burgess Potts--the Const.i.tution of the United States and his cobbling accounts. If either the plaintiff or defendant were indebted to the cobbler, justice was meted out as the law required, with the addition of the amount due for cobbling. The cobbling bill was always added to the costs. If both parties to the case were indebted to the judge the law was bent to apply to the a.s.sessing of costs with the cobblers" bills added.
Potts felt the honor that Alfred had conferred upon him in likening him to Andrew Johnson. The gatherings at Potts" shop, of which Alfred was the center of attraction, became more conspicuous than the a.s.semblages at McKernan"s. As may be inferred there was bitter rivalry between the two shoe-makers.
It was not long ere doubts were expressed as to the correctness of the word pictures Alfred painted of the country and its people through which he had journeyed while with the panorama. Some folks who had emigrated to Brownsville from Virginia and Maryland could not remember anything of the scenes that Alfred described. Others remembered just such things as he pictured.
Barney Barnhart, who was from Shepperdstown, not only verified Alfred"s stories relative to the section where he formally resided but actually bettered some of them.
Alfred was in high repute. He had regained all the prestige lost through his unfortunate connection with Eli. Working for his father by day, relating his panorama exploits by night, he was leading an exemplary life. Some folks ascribed his changed ways to the great moral uplift of the panorama. Uncle Ned gave Palmer credit for the reformation of the boy. Consequently they held Palmer in highest estimation. Alfred had not uttered one word derogatory to Palmer to anyone as yet. He was secretly hoping Palmer would put in an appearance and paint another panorama, that he might get control of it. He felt riches awaited anyone who possessed a panorama.
Even when Alfred pushed a large pumpkin in the round hole of the chimney on Potts" shoe-shop, smoking out the largest gathering to which he had ever described "The Pilgrim"s Progress" as shown in panorama--while the auditors stood on the outside of the shop fanning the smoke from their faces with their hats, Alfred, Phoenix-like, stood in the middle of the shoe-shop reciting Palmer"s lecture. Alfred was never suspected of smoking his audience out. Instead Potts hiked across the street to Jake Sawyer"s grocery and accused Jimmy Edminston of smoking out the temple of justice.
Alfred"s talks and recitals aroused considerable interest in John Bunyan"s work, "The Pilgrim"s Progress." Many were the arguments over the propriety of the work as presented by Palmer"s panorama.
Lin said: "Fur the life of me I kan"t figger out how Bunyan hed ever hoped thet Christian would turn out good after the load saddled on his shoulders an" the trubles he wus sent through. Why, the devil wouldn"t try tu win anyone by abusin" "em thet way. I do not blame Jake fur kickin" over the traces an" takin" the wrong path, kos I"d jes soon gone tu h.e.l.l as some uv the places they sent Christian tu."
It was explained to Lin that the book was written as an allegory and the sufferings were to try Christian"s faith.
"Allegery or Perregary, I don"t kur which. It"s jes es bad es burnin"
peepul tu deth tu make "em Christians. Besides, I don"t think much uv Christian nohow, the book shows he run away, an" left his wife an" two childrun."
However, it was generally admitted that the panorama had greatly benefited Alfred. Sammy Johnson was no longer teased by him; Alfred even a.s.sured him that the Presbyterian Church would soon have a bell and he would be employed to ring it. Ringing a church bell was Sammy"s hallucination. Alfred could even enter Johnny Tunstall"s grocery, as he no longer shouted "Wrang hule" at the old gentleman. Alfred no longer a.s.sociated with his former companions, but was more often seen with Teddy Darwin, John LeClair and other good boys.
The Civil War, the Presidential campaign, the fight between the rival steamboat lines, had kept old Brownsville pretty well stirred up for several years, but nothing equaling the excitement caused by the campaign between Potts and Patton had ever been experienced in the old town. Torch-light processions were the popular way of arousing enthusiasm. It was the general belief in those days that the fellow who carried the biggest blaze in the procession was the fellow of most importance. Nowadays it"s the fellow who buys the oil and sits on the porch and watches the procession go by.
Cousin Albert was an ardent adherent of the Potts faction. Alfred"s father was just as strong for Patton. The father was well disposed toward Albert but he was very much disgusted with Albert"s fondness for torch-light processions, particularly when Albert bore a transparency on which was painted, in crude letters, a motto most offensive to Patton men.
The father more than once intimated that Alfred was a very dull boy in some respects. "He can play practical jokes on people who should be exempt, and jokes in which no one but Alfred could see the humor. But there"s Albert, who has laid himself liable to have any sort of a joke played upon him, goes Scott free."
Therefore Alfred fancied any joke perpetrated upon Cousin Albert must be pretty strong or the father would stamp it as inane and without humor.
Handbills advertised there would be a parade of the Potts club and the route was given. Alfred knew that Cousin Albert would be at the head of the marchers, bearing a very large transparency, with an offensive motto painted by his father"s compet.i.tor, Jeffries.
Alfred procured a piece of duck canvas, water proof, about one yard square. Repairing to the Bowman"s pasture lot where the cows spent the night near the gate, Alfred, with a scoop shovel, filled the canvas with a half bushel or more of fertilizer. He carried it to Sammy Steele"s old tan house where he had once carried food to the exiles. An old finishing table stood under a window from which the sash had long since disappeared. One standing on the table at the opening was six or seven feet higher than the narrow street below.
Drums were beating, the procession was coming, the candle torches showed the parade turning Hogg"s corner off Market Street; they were coming toward the old tan-yard. Alfred stood at the window with the canvas containing the ma.s.s of fertilizer. As the head of the parade came opposite he could see Cousin Albert outlined against the white-washed fence on the opposite side of the street. Swinging the package a time or two to give it momentum, as one does a club, Alfred loosened his hold on three corners of the canvas. The mess slid out as he had planned it would. He aimed all of it at Cousin Albert.
Alfred was pretty sure aim generally, but he had not experimented with the sort of ammunition he was using on this occasion; he was not familiar with its scattering qualities. Alfred did not have time to either see or hear how his aim had affected Cousin Albert. There was an angry confusion of yells and curses extending down the line of march.
Alfred felt sure that something awful had happened.
"Catch him! Hang him!" There was a shuffling of feet in the darkness.
Those at the head of the procession had dropped their torches. Alfred"s joke on Cousin Albert had spread to some twenty others; in fact, all in line opposite the window were included in the joke.
There was a rush for the old tan-house. Alfred flew. Down the stairs, over the fence, through the widow Cunningham"s, across the street, through Captain c.o.x"s yard and into his home, the thoroughly frightened boy fled.
Pete Keifer, who had been in the army, a ninety day man, one of the first to go to the front at the call of duty, one of the first to leave for home after Bull Run, was most vehement in his threats on the lives of those who had broken up the torch light procession. Keifer"s hearing was undoubtedly affected by the two pound lump that struck him in the ear, and some scattering. Sammy Rowland"s white shirt front caught a cl.u.s.ter as large as a saucer. His wife said she had a feeling something was going to happen when he put on a biled shirt on a week day.
Aaron Todd, who wore a set of whiskers that would have sent him to the Senate had he lived in Kansas, carried home concealed in his whiskers a pound or so of Alfred"s joke.
Alfred lay in bed trembling. Every sound, every footstep on the street startled him. When the father returned home he trembled until the bed shook, fearing it was the mob entering the house. He heard his father laughing, also the mother; then he heard footsteps on the stairs.
Pretending to be sound asleep he snored loudly. As his father neared the bed he pretended to suddenly awake. The parent carelessly inquired: "How long you been in bed?"