Uncle Jake came out of his room. "What"s the matter, what"s up? You boys trying to tear down the house? What"s the trouble anyway?"
"Oh, John"s drunk too much syrup and it"s made him deathly sick," Alfred began to explain. Uncle Jake interrupted him, saying, as he backed into the room and closed the door: "Oh, I thought Sammy Steele"s mule had kicked some of you."
The wings of fame fly slowly, reputation travels faster. It is said that remorse is the echo of a lost virtue. Alfred felt that remorse of conscience that can come only to one who has fallen and lived on in the happy illusions that no one heard him drop.
Governor Tener, Doctor Van Voorhis, Mr. Daly and others of John"s friends will no doubt be surprised at this leaf in his life. In all the years that John and Alfred have lived since, neither has ever forgotten his first experience with a tin cup that was loaded.
FOOTNOTES:
[A] The flags referred to were painted on the upper doors of James Fouts"s barn, situated on the old pike three miles east of Brownsville.
The flags were very brilliantly colored and naturally draped. They were the admiration of all travelers over the great thoroughfare. As the war progressed the Confederates raided near that section several times. The owner feared that the flags might imperil the safety of the barn and other buildings on his farm. He therefore sent an order to Alfred"s father to paint the flags over, who desiring to cover their brilliant colors with one coat selected dark Prussian blue. Very soon after the flags were painted over, their colors began to appear through the blue.
Not many hot summer days had gone by until the flags were almost as distinct as when first painted on the big doors of the barn. The reappearance of the flags was regarded as a phenomenon or a miracle by the country folk. The "Brownsville Clipper," in commenting upon the miracle, declared: "It is an omen of victory for the Federal armies; you cannot efface the Star Spangled Banner, it still waves on Fouts"s barn."
The paper criticized the owner for having the flags daubed over and intimated that Fouts was lacking in loyalty. (Fouts was a Democrat.
Three weeks later the owner of the paper ordered Danny Stentz to pull in the big flag that hung out of the third story window of the "Clipper"
building; the Confederates were reported as but fourteen miles away. The chemical properties of the coloring matter in the paints was the cause of the reappearance of the red bars of the flags through the blue paint that was spread over them.)
CHAPTER FOURTEEN
The man who borrows trouble Is always on the rack, For there"s no way, by night or day, That he can pay it back.
MT. PLEASANT, PA.
DEAR MUZ:
We got here safe and sound. This is a pretty place. Palmer lives on the edge of the town; it"s an old house; one end of it is all taken up with his "art studio," he calls it. He biles glue and the smell goes through the whole house. You and Lin thought I stunk when I worked in the tannery, you ought to smell Palmer and his art studio.
He has another preacher helping him. His wife is very quiet; she is making the clothes for the panorama; they have a pile of clothes to make. He asked me if I had read "Pilgrim"s Progress."
He knows the book backwards, so I have to read it and learn it too.
The way he talks this is a regular show, but he won"t let you call it a show. The painting looks awful to me but Palmer says it looks all right under the lights. He is about done and wants Pap to come over to see it. If he comes don"t let him bring any money.
Tell Lin to get my shotgun from under the feed trough in the cow stable. She"d better get it quick. Turkey Evans knows where it is and he"ll steal it. Answer and let me know if he has stole it yet.
Tom White is too short. If Cousin Charley was a few inches taller I could get him this job. It takes tall people to be characters in Pilgrim"s Progress, especially "Christian," "Help"
and the "Evangelist." Jake"s goin" to be somethin" in the panorama.
They don"t live very well; maybe Mrs. Palmer didn"t know we were coming and didn"t fix for us. They have had no meat any meal yet, only flitch.[B] Palmer works all night and sleeps all day.
He talks the rest of the time. His wife don"t say nothin"; just wears a sun bonnet. Maybe she has the newralgy.
Give my love to all. Your affectionate son,
ALFRED GRIFFITH HATFIELD.
P. N. B. Don"t forgit the gun. Turner Simpson promised me when Queen had pups to give me one. If he brings it you"ll keep it, won"t you Muz?
MT. PLEASANT, PA.
DEAR MUZ:
The livin"s no better, it"s flitch every meal; they haven"t had pie or cake since we came. Palmer says when they get the thing going we"ll live on the fat on the land. His wife don"t say nothin", just sews and cooks and wears a sun-bonnet. They"ve got two children somewhere. I heard Palmer say they"d have to stay, that they"d be too much trouble on the road. This seemed to make Mrs. Palmer more quiet, I reckon you"d call it sad. She ought to say somethin", then a body would know what ails her. I don"t think it"s newralgy. I told her mustard plasters always helped Aunt Susan and she just looked at me.
I hope he gets her goin" soon, I"m hungry. If this show is good, as he says she is, he ought to make enough to buy something to eat besides flitch, corn meal and potatoes. He"s got two more scenes to paint, then we"re ready to show her up.
Tom tried to help Mrs. Palmer wash the dishes, he broke two plates. Palmer says he"s all thumbs and mouth.
Your affectionate son, ALFRED GRIFFITH HATFIELD.
P. S. Was the gun gone? The pup"s a hound but it"s bound to be pretty, the children will like it. You keep it till I get home.
MT. PLEASANT, PA.
MY DEAR MUZ:
Palmer"s the awfulest worker I ever saw. He knows his business but he ain"t got any money. We"re waitin" on Jake to come.
Palmer owes everybody in town, they won"t let him have anything until he pays. The flitch gave out last night, and we had nothin" but corn pone, b.u.t.termilk and potatoes. Palmer said he ketched the gout once from high livin", and he did not want to see another human suffer like he did. I guess his wife"s dietin"
too, as she don"t set down to eat with us.
Palmer is a wonderful man. He"s got his lecture all wrote out and all the characters and all the costumes for them. He"s going to begin the rehearsals tomorrow. Practicin" we called it. I looked in the dictionary, rehearsing is to recite, to recount, to relate, to repeat what has already been said, to recite in private for experiment and improvement before a public representation.
I have learned more from Palmer than anybody I was ever with.
The old preacher, Reverend Gideon, writes letters all day; he has the names of all the churches and preachers and we know where we are to be weeks before hand.
Jake came today and brought his two horses. They"re nice horses but he won"t let you drive them, he wants to drive himself.
Palmer went to the stable while Jake was unhitchin" and I seen him get money from Jake. We had beefstake for supper, fried, but it was too dry. She did not make any sop.[C] We had hot biscuits and good b.u.t.ter, but no pie and cake.
I got acquainted with a boy, Will Peters. He invited me over to his house several times. I want to go but am ashamed to; they have pie and cake three times a day just like we all do at home.
Mrs. Palmer talks a little to me now. She still wears the sun-bonnet but I don"t believe it"s newralgy that ails her. She asked me if your name warn"t Mary Irons before you married Pap.
I finished the Pilgrim"s Progress last night. It"s a great book, you ought to read it. The one we got at home is not complete, borrow Uncle Tom"s.
I"m glad Turkey Evans did not get hold of my shotgun. Palmer"s done all his "work of art," as he calls it. Tonight he reads the whole thing over to us and then we got to learn our parts. Jake is going to be "Christian;" that"s what I wanted to be but "Christian" carries a heavy load on his back and Palmer says I"m not strong enough. Me and Tom must double a dozen different characters. Mrs. Palmer tried all the clothes for everybody on me. One of the suits I do not like; it"s just like you had nothin" on but a shirt; it"s for "Faith" to wear. I told Palmer it would not look right before women and children and he said the costume was patterned after the original plates. I don"t know what he meant but he"ll not put "Faith"s" clothes on me, plates or no plates.
[Ill.u.s.tration: "He"ll Not Put Faith"s Clothes On Me"]
Is Pap coming over before we start? If he is, you have Lin bake a peck of doughnuts, put them in the big carpet-sack. I"m glad you got the gun. I wrote Turner Simpson to send you the pup when it was old enough to wean. Your affectionate son,
ALFRED GRIFFITH HATFIELD
P. S. Don"t forget the doughnuts.
SOMERSET, PA.