As the journey proceeded, their talk dwindled. It was after a long pause that Willie said:
"Ye"ll be for hame as sune as we get to Glesca--eh?"
"Ay. . . . An" you"ll be for yer aunt"s--eh?"
"Ay," Willie sighed, and lowering his voice, said: "What"ll ye dae if they laugh at ye?"
"They"ll no laugh," Macgregor replied, some indignation in his a.s.surance.
"H"m! . . . Maybe _she"ll_ laugh at ye."
"Nae fears!" But the confident tone was overdone. Macgregor, after all, was not quite sure about Christina. She laughed at so many things. He was to meet her at seven, and of late he had lost sleep wondering how she would receive his first appearance in the kilt. He dreaded her chaff more than any horrors of war that lay before him.
"Aw, she"ll laugh, sure enough," croaked Willie. "I wud ha"e naething to dae wi" the weemen if I was you. Ye canna trust them,"
added this misogynist of twenty summers.
Macgregor took hold of himself. "What"ll ye dae if yer aunt laughs?" he quietly demanded.
"Her? Gor! I never heard her laugh yet--excep" in her sleep efter eatin" a crab. But by Jings, if she laughs at me, I--I"ll gang oot an" ha"e a beer!"
"But ye"ve ta"en the pledge."
"To ----! I forgot aboot that. Weel, I--I"ll wait an" see what she"s got in for the tea first. . . . But she _canna_ laugh. I"ll bet ye a packet o" f.a.gs she greets."
"I"ll tak" ye on!"
It may be said at once that the wager was never decided, for the simple reason that when the time came Willie refused all information--including the fact that his aunt had kissed him.
Which is not, alas, to say that his future references to her were to be more respectful than formerly.
At three minutes before seven Macgregor stood outside Miss Tod"s little shop, waiting for the departure of a customer. It would be absurd to say that his knees shook, but it is a fact that his spirit trembled. Suspended from a finger of his left hand was a small package of Christina"s favourite sweets, which unconsciously he kept spinning all the time. His right hand was chiefly occupied in feeling for a pocket which no longer existed, and then trying to look as if it had been doing something entirely different. He wished the customer would "hurry up"; yet when she emerged at last, he was not ready. He was miserably, desperately afraid of Christina"s smile, and just as miserably, desperately desirous to see it again.
Solemnly seven began to toll from a church tower. He pulled himself up. After all, why should she laugh? And if she did--well. . . .
Bracing himself, he strode forward, grasped the rattling handle and pushed. The little signal bell above the door went off with a monstrous "ding" that rang through his spine, and in a condition of feverish moistness he entered, and, halting a pace within, saw in blurred fashion, and seemingly at a great distance, the loveliest thing he knew.
Christina did smile, but it was upon, not at, him. And she said lightly, and by no means unkindly:
"Hullo, Mac! . . . Ye"ve had yer hair cut."
From sheer relief after the long strain, something was bound to give way. The string on his finger snapped and the package, reaching the floor, gaily exploded.
VI
MRS. McOSTRICH ENTERTAINS
"I"m fed up wi" pairties," was Macgregor"s ungracious response when informed at home of the latest invitation. "I dinna ask for leave jist for to gang to a rotten pairty."
"Ay, ye"ve mair to dae wi" yer leave," his father was beginning, with a wink, when his mother, with something of her old asperity, said:
"Macgreegor, that"s no the way to speak o" pairties that folk gi"e in yer honour. An" you, John, should think shame o" yersel". Ye should baith be sayin" it"s terrible kind o" Mistress McOstrich to ask ye what nicht wud suit yer convenience."
Macgregor regarded his mother almost as in the days when he addressed her as "Maw"--yet not quite. There was a twinkle in his eye. Evidently she had clean forgotten he had grown up! Possibly she detected the twinkle and perceived her relapse, for she went on quickly--
"Though dear knows hoo Mistress McOstrich can afford to gi"e a pairty wi" her man"s trade in its present condeetion."
"She"s been daft for gi"ein" pah-ties since ever I can mind," Mr.
Robinson put in, "an" the Kaiser hissel" couldna stop her, Still, Macgreegor, she"s an auld frien", an" it wud be a peety to offend her. Ye"ll be mair at hame there nor ye was at yer Aunt Purdie"s swell affair. Dod, Lizzie, thon was a gorgeous banquet! I never tasted as much nor ett as little; I never heard sich high-cla.s.s conversation nor felt liker a nap; I never sat on safter chairs nor looked liker a martyr on tin tacks."
Macgregor joined in his father"s guffaw, but stopped short, loyalty revolting. Aunt Purdie had meant it kindly.
"t.i.ts, John!" said Lizzie, "ye got on fine excep" when ye let yer wine jeelly drap on the carpet."
"Oho, so there was wine in "t! I fancied it was inebriated-like.
But the mistak" I made was in tryin" to kep it when it was descendin". A duke wud jist ha"e let it gang as if a wine jeelly was naething to him. But, d"ye ken, wife, I was unco uneasy when I discovered the bulk o" it on ma shoe efter we had withdrew to the drawin" room----"
"Haud yer tongue, man! Macgreegor, what nicht "ll suit ye?"
"If ye say a nicht, I"ll try for it; but I canna be sure o" gettin"
a late pa.s.s." He was less uncertain when making appointments with Christina.
And Mr. Robinson once more blundered and caused his son to blush by saying: "He wud rayther spend the evenin" wi" his intended--eh, Macgreegor?"
"But she"s to be invited!" Lizzie cried triumphantly. "So there ye are!"
"Ah, but that"s no the same," John persisted, "as meetin" her quiet-like. When I was courtin" you, Lizzie, did ye no prefer----"
Lizzie ignored her man--the only way. "What aboot Friday, next week?"
"If we"re no in Flanders afore then," reluctantly replied the soldier of seven weeks" standing.
Happily for Mrs. McOstrich"s sake Macgregor was able to keep the engagement, and credit may be given him for facing the wasted evening with a fairly cheerful countenance. Perhaps Christina, with whom he arrived a little late, did something to mitigate his grudge against his hostess.
Mrs. McOstrich was painfully fluttered by having a real live kiltie in her little parlour, which was adorned as heretofore with ornaments borrowed from the abodes of her guests. Though Macgregor was acquainted with all the guests, she insisted upon solemnly introducing him, along with his betrothed to each individual with the formula: "This is Private Robi"son an" his intended."
While Macgregor grinned miserably, Christina, the stranger, smiled sweetly, if a little disconcertingly.
Then the party settled down again to its sober pleasures.
Macgregor possessed a fairly clear memory of the same company in a similar situation a dozen years ago, but the only change which now impressed itself upon him was that Mr. Pumpherston had become much greyer, stouter, shorter of breath, and was no longer funny. And, as in the past, the prodigious snores of Mr. McOstrich, who still followed his trade of baker, sounded at intervals through the wall without causing the company the slightest concern, and were likewise no longer funny.
After supper, which consisted largely of lemonade and pastries, the hostess requested her guests, several being well-nigh torpid, to attend to a song by Mr. Pumpherston. No one (excepting his wife) wanted to hear it, but the Pumpherston song had become traditional with the McOstrich entertainments. One could not have the latter without the former.
"He"s got a new sang," Mrs. Pumpherston intimated, with a stimulating glance round the company, "an" he"s got a tunin" fork, forbye, that saves him wrastlin" for the richt key, as it were.