When the Colonel rose to take his leave, Mrs. Ogden said, "Nay, nay, you shalln"t go away without drinking a gla.s.s of wine. There"s both port and sherry in the cupboard; and if you"d like something to eat--you must be quite hungry after your ride. Why, you"ve "appen never got your breakfast?"
The Colonel confessed that he had not breakfasted. He had come away from early drill just before his usual breakfast-hour.
"Eh, well, I wish I"d known sooner; indeed I do. The coffee"s quite cold, and there"s nothing worse than cold coffee; but Mr. Wood "ll very soon make some fresh." Colonel Stanburne was really hungry, and ate his breakfast in a manner which gave the greatest satisfaction to Mrs.
Ogden. The more he ate the more he rose in her esteem, and at length she could no longer restrain her feelings of approval, and said, "You _can_ eat your breakfast; it does me good to watch ye. There"s many a young man as cannot eat half as much as you do. There"s our Isaac here that"s only a very poor breakfast-eater. I tell him so many a time." Indeed she _did_ tell him so many a time--namely, about fifteen times whenever they breakfasted together. When the Colonel had done eating, he looked at his watch and said it was time to go. "Well, I"m very sorry you"re goin" so soon--indeed I am," said Mrs. Ogden, who, when he ceased to eat, felt that her own pleasure was at an end. "But you _must_ drink a gla.s.s of wine. It isn"t bought at the Blue Bell at Whittlecup--it comes from Shayton." She said this with a calm a.s.surance that it settled the question of the wine"s merits, just as if Shayton had been the centre of a famous wine-district. Returning to the subject of breakfast-eating, she repeated, "Eh, I do wish our Isaac could eat his breakfast same as you do, but he"s spoiled his stomach wi" drinking." Then addressing her son: "Isaac, I put two gla.s.ses with the decanter--why don"t you fill your gla.s.s?"
"I"ve given up drinking."
"Do you mean to say as you"re teetotal?"
"Yes, I do, mother; I"m teetotal now."
Mrs. Ogden"s face a.s.sumed an expression of extreme astonishment and displeasure. "Well," she said, "Isaac Ogden, you"re the first teetotal as has been in our family!" and she looked at him in scorn. Then she resumed: "If I"d known what was to come of your meeting that teetotal clergyman--for it"s him that"s done it--I"d have prevented it if I could. Turned teetotal! turned teetotal! Well, Isaac, I never could have believed this of any son of mine!"
CHAPTER XXIII.
HUSBAND AND WIFE.
When Lady Helena came back from London, she found the Wenderholme coach already in full activity. It ran from Sootythorn to Wenderholme twice a week regularly with many pa.s.sengers, who, so far from contributing to its maintenance, did but yet further exhaust the pocket of its proprietor. It happened precisely that on the day of her ladyship"s return the Colonel had one of his frequent dinner-parties at the Hall--parties composed almost exclusively of militia officers, and already known in the regiment as the "Wenderholme mess." The Colonel had thought it prudent to prepare Lady Helena for his new acquisition by mentioning it in a letter, so that she experienced no shock of surprise when the four-in-hand came swinging heavily round the drive in front of the house, announcing itself with loud blasts from Ensign Featherby"s cornet-a-piston. They had such numbers of spare bedrooms at Wenderholme that these hospitalities caused no perceptible inconvenience, except that of getting up very early the next morning, which chiefly affected the guests themselves, who had to be in time for early drill. On this point the Colonel was inexorable, so that the Wenderholme mess was much more popular on Sat.u.r.day than on Thursday evening, as the officers stayed at Wenderholme till after luncheon, going to the village church in the morning with the people at the Hall, and returning to Sootythorn in the course of the afternoon, so as to be in time for mess. It happened that the day of Lady Helena"s return was a Sat.u.r.day, and the Colonel thought, "She said nothing about the coach to-night, but I"m in for it to-morrow morning." However, when Sunday morning came, beautiful with full spring sunshine, her ladyship"s countenance appeared equally cloudless. Encouraged by these favorable appearances, John Stanburne observed, a little before church-time,--
"I say, Helena, you haven"t seen the Wenderholme coach. Come and look at it; _do_ come, Helena--that"s a good gell. It"s in the coach-house."
But her ladyship replied that she had seen the coach the evening before from the drawing-room window, when it arrived from Sootythorn.
"Well, but you can"t have seen it properly, you know. You can"t have looked inside it. Come and look inside it, and see what comfortable accommodation we"ve got for inside pa.s.sengers. Inside pa.s.sengers don"t often present themselves, though, and yet there"s no difference in the fare. You"ll be an inside pa.s.senger yourself--won"t you, now, Helena?"
Her ladyship was clearly aware that this coaxing was intended to extract from her an official recognition of the new inst.i.tution, and she was resolutely determined to withhold it. So she looked at her watch, and observed that it was nearly church-time, and that she must go at once and put her things on.
As they walked to church, she said to one of the officers, "We always walk to church from the Hall, even in rainy weather."
"Helena"s a capital walker," said the Colonel.
"It is fortunate for ladies to be good walkers," replied her ladyship, "when they have no carriage-horses."
Here was a stab; and the worst of it was, that it might clearly be proved to be deserved. The Colonel had suggested in his letter to Lady Helena that she would do well to come by way of Manchester to Sootythorn, instead of going by Bradford to a little country station ten miles on the Yorkshire side of Wenderholme. Her ladyship had not replied to this communication, but had written the day before her return to the housekeeper at Wenderholme, ordering her carriage, as usual, to the Yorkshire station. The carriage had not come; the housekeeper had only been able to send the pony carriage, a tiny basket that Lady Helena drove herself, with seats for two persons, no place for luggage, and a black pony a little bigger than a Newfoundland dog. Lady Helena had driven herself from the station; there had been a smart shower, and, notwithstanding a thin gray cloak, which was supposed to be waterproof, she had been wet through. The Colonel had taken possession of all the carriage-horses for his four-in-hand, and they were at Sootythorn. Her ladyship would continue to be equally carriageless, since the Colonel would take his whole team back with him, unless he sent back the horses from Sootythorn on the day following. These things occupied John Stanburne"s mind when he should have been attending to the service. They had always kept four carriage-horses since their marriage, but never more than four; and though one of the two pairs had been often kept at Sootythorn, when circ.u.mstances required them to go there frequently, still her ladyship had never been left carriageless without being previously consulted upon the subject, and then only for twenty-four hours at the longest. The idea of setting up a four-in-hand with only two pairs of horses, one of which was in almost daily requisition for a lady"s carriage, would indeed have been ridiculous if John Stanburne had quite seriously entertained it; but, though admitting vaguely the probable necessity of an increase, he had not yet recognized that necessity in a clear and definite way. It came to his mind, however, on that Sunday morning with much distinctness. "Well, hang it!" he thought, as he settled down in his corner at the beginning of the sermon, "I have as much right to spend my own money as Helena has. Every journey she makes to town costs more than a horse. I spend nothing on myself--really nothing whatever. Look at my tailor"s bill! I positively _haven"t_ any tailor"s bill. Helena spends more on dress in a month than I do in a year. And then her jeweller"s bill! She spends hundreds of pounds on jewellery, and I never spend one penny. Every time she goes to a Drawing-room she has all her old jewels pulled to pieces and set afresh, and it costs n.o.body knows what--it does. I"ll have my four-in-hand properly horsed with horses of my own, by George! and none of those confounded Sootythorn hacks any more; and Helena shall keep her carriage-horses all to herself, and drive about all day long if she likes. Of course I can"t take her carriage-horses--she"s right there."
On her own part, her ladyship was steadily resolved not to be deprived of any of those belongings which naturally appertained to a person of her rank and consideration; and there had existed in her mind for several years a feeling of jealous watchfulness, which scrutinized at the same time John Stanburne"s projects of economy and his projects of expense. It had happened several times within the experience of this couple that the husband had taken little fits of parsimony, during which he attacked the expenditure he least cared for, but which, by an unfortunate fatality, always seemed to his wife to be most reasonable and necessary. It might perhaps have been more favorable to his tranquillity to ally himself with some country girl acclimatized to the dulness of a thoroughly provincial existence, and satisfied with the position of mistress of Wenderholme Hall, who would have let him spend his money in his own way, and would never have dragged him beyond the circle of his tastes and inclinations. He hated London, especially during the season; and though he enjoyed the society of people whom he really knew something about, he disliked being in a crowd. Lady Helena, on the other hand, was fond of society, and even of the spectacle of the court. John Stanburne had regularly accompanied his wife on these annual visits to the metropolis until this year, when the militia afforded an excellent pretext for staying in the country; but every year he had given evidence of an increasing disposition to evade the performance of his duties; and it had come to this at last, that Lady Helena was obliged to go about with the Adisham family, since John Stanburne could not be made to go to parties any more. He grumbled, too, a good deal about the costliness of these London expeditions, and sometimes talked of suppressing them altogether. There was another annual expedition that he disliked very much, namely, a winter expedition to Brighton; and it had come to pa.s.s that a coolness had sprung up between John Stanburne and the Adisham family (who went to Brighton every year), because his indisposition to meet them there had been somewhat too openly manifested. His old mother was the confidant of these rebellious sentiments. She lived in a picturesque cottage situated in Wenderholme Park, which served as a residence for dowagers. She came very regularly to Wenderholme church, and sat there in a small pew of her own, which bore the same relation to the big family pew that the cottage bore to the Hall. John Stanburne had objected very strongly to his mother"s removal to the cottage, and he had also objected to the separate pew, but his mother maintained the utility of both inst.i.tutions. She said it was good for an old woman, who found some difficulty in fixing her attention steadily, not to be disturbed in her devotions by the presence of too many strangers in the same pew; and as there would often be company at the Hall, she would stick to her own seat. So she sat there as usual on this particular Sunday, looking very nice in her light summer dress. The Colonel"s little daughter, Edith, had slipped into her grandmamma"s pew, as she often did, when they were walking up the aisle. She had been staying at the cottage during her mother"s absence, as was her custom when Lady Helena went to London; and it had cost her, as usual, a little pang to leave the old lady by herself again. Besides, she felt that it would be pleasanter to sit with her grandmother than with all those strange militia officers. She would have felt, in the family pew, as a very young sapling may be supposed to feel when it is surrounded by over-poweringly big trees--sufficiently protected, no doubt, but more than sufficiently overshadowed.
Amongst the officers in the Wenderholme pew was Lieutenant Ogden, and by his side a young gentleman whose presence has not hitherto been mentioned, namely, little Jacob. Little Jacob"s curious eyes wandered over the quaint old church during the sermon, and they fixed frequently upon the strange hatchments and marble monuments in the chapel of the Stanburnes. He had never seen such things before in his life (for there were no old families at Shayton), and he marvelled greatly thereat.
Advancing, however, from the known to the unknown, he remembered the royal arms which decorated the front of the organ gallery in Shayton church, and finding a similar ornament at Wenderholme, proceeded to the inference that the hatchments were something of the same kind, in which he was not far wrong. Gradually his eyes fell upon Mrs. Stanburne"s pew, and rested there. A vague new feeling crept into his being; Edith Stanburne seemed very nice, he thought. It was pleasant to look upon her face.
Here the more rigid of my readers may exclaim, "Surely he is not going to make little Jacob fall in love at _that_ age!" Well, not as you would fall in love, respected reader, if that good or evil fortune were to happen to you; but a child like little Jacob is perfectly capable of falling in love in his own way. The loves of children bear about the same proportion to the great pa.s.sion which rules the destiny of men, that their contests in fisticuffs do to the b.l.o.o.d.y work of the bayonet; but as we may many of us remember having given Bob or Tom an ugly-looking black eye, or perchance remember having received one from Tom or Bob, so also there may linger amongst the recollections of our infancy some vision of a sweet little child-face that seemed to us brighter than any other face in the whole world. In this way did Edith Stanburne take possession of Master Jacob"s honest little heart, and become the object of his silent, and tender, and timid, and exceedingly respectful adoration. He intensely felt the distance between himself and the heiress of Wenderholme Hall, and so he admired her as some young officer about a court may admire some beautiful princess whom it is his dangerous privilege to see. Children are affected by the externals of ancient wealth to a degree which the mature mind, dwelling amongst figures, is scarcely capable of realizing; and the difference between Wenderholme and Twistle Farm, or Wenderholme and Milend, seemed to little Jacob"s imagination an utterly impa.s.sable abyss. But there was steam in Ogden"s mill, and there was a leak in John Stanburne"s purse, and the slow months and years were gradually bringing about great changes.
Little Jacob"s adventure on the moor, and his fortunate arrival at the Hall, had given him a peculiar footing there. Colonel Stanburne had taken a marked fancy to the lad; and Lady Helena--who, as the reader may perhaps remember, had lost two little boys in their infancy--was always a.s.sociating him with her tenderest regrets and recollections, so that there was a sad kindness in her ways with him that drew him very strongly towards her. Isaac Ogden spoke the Lancashire dialect as thoroughly, when it suited him, as any cotton-spinner in the county; but he could also speak, when he chose, a sort of English which differed from aristocratic English by greater hardness and body, rather than by any want of correctness, and he had always strictly forbidden little Jacob to speak the Lancashire dialect in his presence. The lad spoke Lancashire all the more energetically for this prohibition when his father was not within hearing; but the severity of the paternal law had at least given him an equal facility in English, and he kept the two languages safely in separate boxes in his cranium. It is unnecessary to say that at Wenderholme Hall the box which contained the Lancashire dialect was shut up with lock and key, and nothing but the purest English was produced, so that her ladyship thought that the little boy "spoke very nicely--with a northern accent, of course, but it was not disagreeable."
When they came out of church Lady Helena said to Lieutenant Ogden, "Of course you will bring your little boy here on Thursday for the presentation of colors;" and then, whilst Mr. Ogden was expressing his acknowledgments, she interrupted him: "Why not let him remain with us till then? We will try to amuse him, and make him learn his lessons."
Mr. Ogden said he would have been very glad, but--in short, his mother was staying at Sootythorn, and might wish to keep her little grandson with her. Colonel Stanburne came up just then, and her ladyship"s answer was no doubt partially intended for his ear. "Let me keep little Jacob till to-morrow at any rate. I have several people to see in Sootythorn, and must go there to-morrow. I scarcely know how I am to get there, though, for I have no carriage-horses."
CHAPTER XXIV.
THE COLONEL AS A CONSOLER.
"I say, Doctor," said Colonel Stanburne to Dr. Bardly, the day before the presentation of colors, "I wish you"d look to Philip Stanburne a little. He doesn"t seem to me to be going on satisfactorily at all. I"m afraid that accident at Whittlecup has touched his brain--he"s so absent. He commanded his company very fairly a short time back, and he took an interest in drill, but now, upon my word, he gets worse and worse. To-day he made the most absurd mistakes; and one time he marched his company right off, and, by George! I thought he was going to take them straight at the hedge; and I believe he would have done so if the Adjutant hadn"t galloped after him. Eureton rowed him so, that it brought him to his senses. I never saw such a youth. He doesn"t seem to be properly awake. I"m sure he"s ill. He eats nothing. I noticed him at mess last night. He didn"t eat enough to keep a baby alive. I don"t believe he sleeps properly at nights. His face is quite haggard. One might imagine he"d got something on his conscience. If you can"t do him any good, I"ll see the Catholic priest, and beg him to set his mind at ease. I"m quite anxious about him, really."
The Doctor smiled. "It"s my opinion," he said, "that the young gentleman has a malady that neither you nor I can cure. Some young woman may cure it, but we can"t. The lad"s fallen in love."
"Why, Doctor, you don"t believe that young fellows make themselves ill about such little matters as that, do you? Men are ill in that way in novels, but never in real life. I was desperately spoony myself before I married Helena, and it wasn"t Helena I was spoony about either, and the girl jilted me to marry a marquis; and I think she did quite right, for I"d rather she ran away with the marquis before she was my wife than after, you know. But it didn"t spoil me a single meal--it didn"t make me sleep a wink the less. In fact I felt immensely relieved after an hour or two; for there"s nothing like being a bachelor, Doctor--it"s so jolly being a bachelor; no man in his senses can be sad and melancholy because he"s got to remain a bachelor."
The Doctor heartily agreed with this opinion, but observed that men in love were _not_ men in their senses. "Indeed they"re not, Doctor--indeed they"re not; but, I say, have you any idea about who the girl is in this business of Philip"s? It isn"t that pretty Miss Anison, is it?"
Now the Doctor had seen Captain Stanburne coming out of Mr. Stedman"s mill one day when he went there to get the manufacturer"s present address, and, coupling this incident with his leave of absence, had arrived at a conclusion of his own. But he was not quite sure where young Stanburne had been during his leave of absence.
"Why, he was down in Derbyshire," said the Colonel. "He told me he didn"t feel quite well, and wanted a day or two for rest in the country.
He said he was going to fish. I don"t like giving leaves of absence--we"re here only for twenty-eight days; but in his case, you know, after that accident"--
"Oh, he went down to Derbyshire, did he? Then I know for certain who the girl is. It"s Alice Stedman. Her father is down there, fishing."
"And who"s she?"
"Why, you met her at Whittlecup, at Joseph Anison"s. She"s a quiet bit of a la.s.s, and a nice-looking la.s.s, too. He might do worse."
"I say," said the Colonel, "tell me now, Doctor, has she got any tin?"
"She"s safe to have thirty thousand if she"s a penny; but it"ll most likely be a good bit more." Then the Doctor continued, "But there"s no blood in that family. Her father began as a working man in Shayton. It wouldn"t be much of a match for a Stanburne. It would not be doing like you, Colonel, when you married an earl"s daughter."
"Hang earls" daughters!" said the Colonel, energetically; and then, recollecting himself, he added, "Not all of "em, you know, Doctor--I don"t want all of "em to be hanged. But this young woman--I suppose she hasn"t been presented at Court, and doesn"t want to be--and doesn"t go to London every season, and has no swell relations." The Doctor gave full a.s.surances on all these points. "Then I"ll tell you what it is, Doctor; if this young fellow"s fretting about the girl, we"ll do all we can to help him. He"d be more prudent still if he remained a bachelor; but it seems a rational sort of a marriage to make. She ain"t got an uncle that"s a baronet--eh, Doctor?"
"There"s no danger of that."
"That"s right, that"s right; because, look you here, Doctor--it"s a foolish thing to marry an earl"s daughter, or a marquis"s, or a duke"s; but the foolishest thing of all is to marry a baronet"s niece. A baronet"s niece is the proudest woman in the whole world, and she"s always talking about her uncle. A young friend of mine married a baronet"s niece, and she gave him no rest till, by good luck, one day _his_ uncle was created a baronet, and then he met her on equal terms.
It"s the only way out of it: you _must_ under those circ.u.mstances get your uncle made a baronet. And if you don"t happen to have such a thing as an uncle, what then? What can cheer the hopelessness of your miserable position?"
After this conversation with the Doctor, the Colonel had another with Philip Stanburne himself. "Captain Stanburne," he said, gravely, in an interval of afternoon drill, "I consider you wanting in the duties of hospitality. I ask you to the Sootythorn mess, and you never ask me to the Whittlecup mess. I am reduced to ask myself. I beg to inform you that I shall dine at the Whittlecup mess this evening."
"I should be very happy, but--but I"m afraid you"ll have a bad dinner.
There"s nothing but a beefsteak."
"Permit me to observe," continued the Colonel, in the same grave tone, "that there"s a most important distinction to be drawn between bad dinners and simple dinners. Some of the very worst dinners I ever sat down to have been elaborate, expensive affairs, where the ambition of the cook exceeded his artistic skill; and some of the best and pleasantest have been simple and plain, and all the better because they were within the cook"s capacity. That"s my theory about dining, and every day"s experience confirms it. For instance, between you and me, it seems to me highly probable that your Whittlecup mess is better than ours at headquarters, for Mr. Garley _rather_ goes beyond what nature and education have qualified him for. His joints are good, but his side-dishes are detestable, and his sweets dangerous. So let us have the beefsteak to-night; there"ll be enough for both of us, I suppose. And, I say," added the Colonel, "don"t ask anybody to meet me. I want to have a quiet hour or two with you."
When drill was over, Fyser appeared on the field with a led horse for the Captain, and the two Stanburnes rode off together in advance of the company, which for once was left to the old sergeant"s care. The dinner turned out to be a beefsteak, as had been promised, and there was a pudding and some cheese. The Colonel seemed to enjoy it very much, and ate very heartily, and declared that every thing was excellent, and talked at random about all sorts of subjects. They had the inn parlor all to themselves; and when dinner was over, and coffee had been served, and Mr. Simpson, the innkeeper (who had waited), had retired into other regions, the Colonel lighted a cigar, and plunged _in medias res_.