"What can I do?" said Persis, helplessly.
"For one thing, you can rout the other loafers out of bed."
"How?"
"Use the telephone. Tell "em the house is on fire."
While Forbes fetched and carried at Winifred"s beck and call, Persis rang up the various rooms and conveyed Winifred"s orders. But her gentle voice carried no conviction, and Winifred took her place at the instrument and howled in her best cook lingo:
"Get up and come down, or I"ll quit you cold and lave you to starve.
It"s scrambled eggs and bacon the marnin", and no goods exchanged."
She went back to the range, only to be called to the telephone again.
Mrs. Neff was imploring a brief respite. Water boiling over and scuttering in hot hailstones from the stove brought Winifred back with a screech. She upbraided Persis for a useless scullery maid and threatened Forbes with a skillet. She was enjoying herself tremendously. She ordered Persis to set the table in the breakfast-room, but refused Forbes permission to help her.
But he slipped away a little later, when she went to rummage the ice-room. He found Persis drifting about in a lake of golden sunshine, distributing delicate chinas and looking like a moving figurine of bisque. There was a pleasant clink of silver as she laid the knives and forks and spoons, and he thought how wonderful she would be in such a little home as he could offer her, how she would grace the quarters at an army post. She smiled on him, and her smile was sunshine. He went at her once more with that rush of desire. She put up her hand to fend him off, and he knocked a cup out of it.
They knelt together to pick up the pieces. He began:
"While I"m down here on my knees, I ask you again--" She put her hand to her lips in warning, but he seized the hand. She s.n.a.t.c.hed it away and rose to her feet just as Willie Enslee came in.
Forbes, still on his knees, set busily to work picking up the scattered petals of the china. He felt guilty as a caught burglar, but the unsuspecting Willie paused on the threshold to yawn. Willie was always yawning on the threshold of discovery.
""Morning! "Morning!" was his almost swallowed greeting.
"We just broke one of your cups," said Persis, "while we were setting the table."
"So long as you don"t break the table, I suppose I"m to be congratulated. Had a fearful time this morning without my man. Had to fill my own tub, put own b.u.t.tons in, shave self--cut a map of Russia on face. Couldn"t get tie tied to save life. Persis, you"ll have to help your little Willie with his bib."
So Persis knotted his scarf for him while Forbes grew restive at the sight. Willie was proprietary in his tone, and he clung drowsily to Persis" arm while her hands hovered about his throat. But when the task was done he toddled through the swinging-door to see what wreck had been made of the kitchen.
"You see!" said Persis, reproachfully, putting down the silver very slowly. "You nearly got caught."
"But what of it?" Forbes broke out. "I love you. I"m not ashamed of my love or of you. I want you to be my wife."
The boyish manly sincerity of this convinced her and filled her eyes with a morning haze.
"You do? Really?" She moved on to the next place. He followed her.
"Of course I do. Will you?"
She continued slowly circling the table, with side trips to the sideboard, and he followed with a great ado of helping her. The two were making a slower job of it than either would have required alone.
"It"s rather fun being proposed to while one is setting the table,"
Persis murmured. "We"re getting terribly domestic already."
"You"d be so beautiful domesticated," Forbes urged.
"But so somebody else thinks--and we"re on his grounds." And since it was characteristic of Persis to express a virtue in a sporting term, she shook her head. "We"re not playing strictly according to Hoyle. It"s not quite cricket."
"I know it," said Forbes. "And I--I dare you to come outside--off the place."
"All right. I will, the first chance I get."
"The first chance you get to what?" said Mrs. Neff, who appeared as suddenly as Cinderella"s witch. And she looked a trifle witchy this morning without the rejuvenating spells of her maid. "I couldn"t help overhearing, but my eyes aren"t open. I didn"t see anything."
Persis surprised Forbes and Mrs. Neff by her frankness.
"I was saying I would take a long walk with Mr. Forbes the first chance I get."
"Good work!" said Mrs. Neff, quite earnestly. "I was telling him what a love of a couple you two would make."
Persis turned on her in amazement. "You were telling Mr. Forbes that?"
"Yes, I was. When a woman gets as old as I feel of mornings, she has the right to be a matchmaker. You two go on and work out your own salvation and I"ll keep Willie off the scent. If I could prevent Alice from marrying Stowe Webb, and you from marrying Willie, I"d retire on my laurels. I dote on conspiracies. That"s where Alice gets her knack for plots."
This to her daughter, who sauntered in just in time to receive the facer and gasp:
"Why, mother, what do you mean?"
"Oh, I can smell a mouse even if I can"t trap it right away. I know you telephone him and write him and all that. I used to when I was your age.
Only, I fooled my mother and married the man I wanted to. If I"d married the one she wanted me to, I"d be one of the richest women on earth instead of a starving twice-widow with a pack of children to drive to market."
"Isn"t she the most appalling mother a poor child ever had?" Alice gasped. "Sometimes I think I ought to take her over my knee and spank her."
Forbes and Persis paid little heed to the usual duel of these two women.
They were thinking of the complexity of outside interference in their own program of quiet communion.
Persis" mind was full of reproof for Mrs. Neff; but she was silenced by the presence of Alice, and Ten Eyck"s appearance, and the irruption of Winifred with a great tray of egg-gold and bacon-bronze.
It was an informal gathering at that breakfast-table. Important articles of toilet had been forgotten, and there were no maids or men to repair the omissions. But too great correctness would have been an anachronism at Winifred"s table. Everybody had gone to bed early and tired, and had slept longer and better than usual. Doing without was a new game to these people, and they made a picnic-ground of the breakfast-room.
Even Willie tried to romp with his guests, but he lacked the genius for hilarity, and his jokes consisted princ.i.p.ally of repeating exactly what somebody else had just said, then laughing as hard as he could.
He told Persis that he wanted to show her the farm, and the new fountain in the sunken gardens, and he told her in such a way that the others felt themselves cordially invited not to go along. But they were used to tactlessness from Willie, and they merely winked mutually.
Willie seemed to feel the winks in the air, and to realize that he had not done exactly the perfect thing, so he reverted to his favorite witticism: "You take Mrs. Neff, Mr. Forbes" (he was getting the name right at times now). "You take Mrs. Neff and go where you please. You turtle-doves will find several arbors and summer-houses and lovers"
lanes scattered around the place. I"ll tell the gardener and his men to keep out of the way. Come along, Persis."
Forbes watched them off with a look of jealousy that did not escape Mrs.
Neff. She put a kindly hand on his arm.
"After all, he owns the place; he"s the host--a poor thing, but our host. She"d rather be with you, and you"d rather be with her; but you"ll have to wait. You"ll probably get plenty of each other soon enough."
Winifred detailed Alice and Ten Eyck to wash the breakfast dishes. The turn of the others would come later. Persis and Mrs. Neff were to make the beds.
"Winifred was born to be a poor man"s wife," said Mrs. Neff, as she led Forbes across the lawn. "She dotes on cooking and pot-walloping and mending, and she had to be born with a mint of money, and the only man that ever cared for her is Bob Fielding, who will hardly let her lift her teacup to her lips, for fear she"ll overwork herself.
"Now Persis is as dainty as a cat, and as hard to boss. And she has a fatal attraction for men who can"t afford to keep her. Willie"s the only suitor she ever had that has more money than she could spend. And I think she likes him less than anything on earth except work."