【29.】
Tingting invited Tangtang and Shortie to join a group named "Alliance of Pushing Shortie to Update Stories."
Tingting: Shortie~
Xu Chi: ?
Tingting: You haven"t updated stories for a long time.
Hsu Chi: Just for less than a week.
Tingting: But I want to know what happened later to Jerk Zhou. He had been in the operating room for so long. I wonder whether he was alive. Tell me please.
Xu Chi: Me too.
Tingting: ?
Xu Chi: I haven"t written it yet.
Tingting: ???
Xu Chi: You know, I"m busy preparing for the final exams.
Tingting: Right. I see. Me too!
Tangtang: Shortie, when will you finish your exams?
Xu Chi: Next Friday.
Tangtang: Students of Management Department are always the last to finish their final exams. Pity on you.
Xu Chi: ?
Tingting: ?
Tangtang: ?
Tangtang: What"s the matter?
Xu Chi: How do you know I"m a student of Management Department?
Tingting: How do you know that?
Tangtang: ...
Tangtang: I guessed.
Xu Chi: ?
Tingting: ?
Tangtang: What"s the question mark for? Is there anything I haven"t explained? Or did my answer confuse you? Maybe you sent the question mark by mistake. But I don"t think that"s possible. Are you a person who likes talking or not? Never mind. I"m not afraid of you. People need more communication. So, do you need my advice? I"m always so warm-hearted that I"m glad to help you. No need to say "Thanks" to me. However, It still confuses me about the meaning of the question mark.
Xu Chi: ?
Tingting: ?
Tangtang: Ah! It"s about the time for the power-off. See you next time. Good night!
Xu Chi: ?
Tingting: Such an early power-off in your dormitory?
Xu Chi: So why did she get off the line?
Tingting: I don"t know.
Tingting: Maybe she"s afraid we will keep asking her.
Tingting: So, Shortie, you are indeed a student of Management Department?
Xu Chi: Yes.
Tingting: So how come Tangtang know that? [grinding teeth .jpg]
Xu Chi: I want to know the reason too.
【30.】
01:23A.M., Beijing Time.
In the group of Alliance of Pushing Shortie to Update Stories.
Tingting: Wow!!! I"ve slept for a whole day!!!
Tangtang: Are you the Sleeping Beauty?
Tingting: I just finished the last exam yesterday. I stayed up until 4a.m. before the exam.
Tingting: s.h.i.t!!!
Tingting: My roomates are all out.
Tingting: No one woke me up. My phone is turned off so I didn"t wake up until now.
Tangtang: If I were you, my friend must have rushed to my room to check if I was still alive.
Tangtang: Crying...
Tangtang: You have no real friend.
Tangtang: Except an online friend.
Tingting: ??
Tingting: There were so many calls missed. I am calling them back one by one.
Tingting: I had an appointment with someone for lunch. Well, it"s unexpected that I"d sleep a whole day.
Tangtang: Tingting, a liar will be punished for swallowing 1000 needles.
Xu Chi: ...
Tangtang: Shortie! Why haven"t you slept yet? It"s midnight now. Are you still reviewing for the exam? Sleeping too late is unhealthy. Better go to sleep now. Good night!
Xu Chi: I was awoken by a mosquito.
Tingting: There are also mosquitoes in my dormitory! They bothered me. That"s why I woke up now. Though I have hung up the mosquito nets, it"s no use!
Tangtang: Now that they have got into the mosquito net, why not sleep outside the mosquito net?
Tingting: ?
Tingting: I"ve used the mosquito-repellent incense now.
Xu Chi: My palm was bit just now.
Xu Chi: Then I woke up.
Tangtang: Show me your palm.
Tangtang: Let me see it.
Tangtang: Amazing secret hides inside.
Tingting: [picture of Tingting"s palm]
Xu Chi: Hahahhahaha
Tangtang: What are you doing, Tingting?
Tingting: What"s up?
Tangtang: These are the lyrics of a love song. I"m singing it for Shortie.
Tangtang: What does it have to do with your palm?
Tingting: Can"t my palm be bit by mosquitoes?
Xu Chi: I head hurts. But I can"t fall asleep now...
Tangtang: Drop your phone and sleep now, or you"ll have to got plugs like Tingting.
Tingting:?
Tingting: Why are you so nice to Shortie but so mean to me? Why don"t you ask me to sleep?
Tangtang: You have slept for a whole day.
Tangtang: Excuse me?
Xu Chi: You wouldn"t go to sleep even if "she" asked you.
Tingting: Anything wrong with you two?
Tangtang: No.
02:35A.M., Beijing Time.
Tingting: All right.
Tingting: Close my coffin for me, please.
Tangtang: OK. After that, I will continue to use your coffin.
Tangtang: A second-hand coffin. Hahahahahha!
Tingting: Hahahahaha!
Xu Chi: ...
Tangtang: ?
Tangtang: Why haven"t you slept yet, Shortie?
Tangtang: Go to sleep.
Tangtang: Please.
Tingting: Shortie, Go to sleep!! Please.
Tingting: Then I will chat with Tangtang in the coffin.
Tingting: OK?
Tangtang: Hahahahaha, yes!!!
Tingting: Bye Bye!
Tingting: Good night.
Xu Chi: Good night, Tingting. I"ll buy you some friends. Next time they will awake you in case you sleep like a log.
Tangtang: Good night. I"ll buy you electric mosquito slices.
Xu Chi: The slices are useless.
Tangtang: ???
Tangtang: How come? I always use it. So, how do you dispel mosquitoes in summer?
Tangtang: Stick out your tongue and eat them?
Xu Chi: No. I just turn on the air-conditioner.
Xu Chi: Then, most of them will be died of coldness.
Tangtang: ???????
Tangtang: Good idea! Hahahaha.
Tangtang: Well, I should buy you "No.1 Health".
Xu Chi: What is it?
Tingting: "No.1 Health: Nourish your brain, promote the growth of your bone, and improve your memory."
Xu Chi: ...
Xu Chi: Good Night.
Tangtang: Shortie, can you come to my place and make lunch for me tomorrow? I"m afraid I will sleep to death at home.
Tingting: ??? What"s wrong with you? Are you implying that I have no friend?
Tingting: Shortie, don"t listen to her! She wanted to sweet talk you into updating more stories. That"s why she just said so many sweet words.
Tangtang: [I am the champion for staying up late.jpg]
Xu Chi: [I am the champion for staying up late.jpg]
Tingting: Shortie! I forgot to ask you a question!!! Will you go to the Anime Expo next week?
Tangtang: [I am the champion for staying up late.jpg]
Tangtang: [I am the champion for staying up late.jpg]
Tangtang: [I am the champion for staying up late.jpg]
Tangtang: [I am the champion for staying up late.jpg]
Tangtang: [I am the champion for staying up late.jpg]
Tangtang: [I am the champion for staying up late.jpg]
Tingting: Tangtang, Stop!!!
Xu Chi: Maybe no... I didn"t buy the ticket... Besides, I have no interest in it...
Tingting: Come on! I bought two tickets; one is for you!!! And it"s an electronic ticket, so you don"t need to meet me. After you finish your exam, you can go to the Anime Expo for a relax. I will send it to you when you arrive there.
Tingting: I feel so excited when I think of my idol being in the same Anime Expo with me.
Tangtang: I feel so horrible when I think of my idol being in the same Anime Expo with me!!!
Xu Chi: ?
Tingting: ?
Tangtang withdrew a message.
Tangtang: [I am the champion for staying up late.jpg]
Tangtang: [I am the champion for staying up late.jpg]
Tangtang: [I am the champion for staying up late.jpg]
Tangtang: [I am the champion for staying up late.jpg]
Tangtang: [I am the champion for staying up late.jpg]
Xu Chi: What"s the matter with her again?
Tingting: You know, there are always several days per month for girls to be moody. So... Leave her alone.
Tangtang: ...
Xu Chi: I see...
Tingting: Shortie, have a sweet dream!
Tangtang: Good night, Shortie!
Xu Chi: Good night.