"The boat belonging to the Oxford geological expedition. It is moored fore and aft in a little natural harbour south of here. It"s well clear of any rock yet it"s badly holed. It"s impossible that it would be holed naturally where it lay. It was holed unnaturally, shall we say. Any other boat you could have seen coming from a long way off, but that boat had only to move out to be in full sight of the boathouse - and the anch.o.r.ed diving-boat. It was very clumsy."
Lavorski looked at Imrie, who nodded. "He would notice that. I advised against it at the time. Was there more, Calvert?"
"Donald MacEachern on Eilean Oran. You should have taken him, not his wife. Susan Kirkside - you shouldn"t have allowed her out and about, when did you. last see a fit young .twenty-one-year-old with blue shadows that size under her eyes? A fit young twenty-one-year-old with nothing in the world to worry about, that is? And you should have disguised that mark made by the tail fuselage of the Beechcraft belonging to Lord Kirkside"s elder son when you ran it over the edge of the north cliff. I saw it from the helicopter."
"That"s all?" Lavorski asked. I nodded, and he looked again at Imrie.
"I believe him," Imrie said. "No one talked. That"s all we need to know. Calvert first, Mr. Lavorski?" They were certainly a brisk and business-like outfit.
I said quickly: "Two questions. The courtesy of two answers. I"m a professional. I"d like to know. I don"t know if you understand."
"And two minutes," Lavorski smiled. "Make it quick. We have business on hand."
"Where is Sir Anthony Skouras? He should be here."
"He is. He"s up in the castle with Lord Kirkside and Lord Charnley. The Shangri-la"s Shangri-la"s tied up at the west landing stage." tied up at the west landing stage."
"Is it true that you and Dollnann engineered the whole plan, that you bribed Charnley to betray insurance secrets, that you - or Dollmann, rather selected Captain Imrie to pick his crew of cut-throats, and that you were responsible for the capture and sinking of the ships and the subsequent salvaging of the cargoes. And, incidentally, the deaths, directly or indirectly, of our men?"
"It"s late in the day to deny the obvious." Again Lavorski"s booming laugh. "We think we did rather well, eh, John?"
"Very well indeed," Dollmann said coldly. "We"re wasting time."
I turned to Charlotte Skouras. The gun was still pointing at me. I said: "I have to be killed, it seems. As you will be responsible for my death, you might as well finish the job. "I reached down, caught the hand with the gun in it and placed it against my chest, letting my own hand fall away. "Please do it quickly." own hand fall away. "Please do it quickly."
There was no sound to be heard other than the soft throb of the Firecrest"s Firecrest"s diesel. Every pair of eyes in that boatshed was on us, my back was to them all, but I knew it beyond any question. I wanted every pair of eyes in that boatshed on us. Uncle Arthur took a step inside the starboard door and said urgently: "Are you mad, Calvert? She"ll kill you! She"s one of them." diesel. Every pair of eyes in that boatshed was on us, my back was to them all, but I knew it beyond any question. I wanted every pair of eyes in that boatshed on us. Uncle Arthur took a step inside the starboard door and said urgently: "Are you mad, Calvert? She"ll kill you! She"s one of them."
The brown eyes were stricken, there was no other expression for h, the eyes of one who knows her world is coming to an end. The finger came off the trigger, the hand opened slowly and the gun fell to the deck with a clatter that seemed to echo through the boatshed and the tunnels leading off on either side. I took her left arm and said: "It seems Mrs. Skouras dosn"t feel quite up to it. I"m afraid you"ll have to find someone else to--"
Charlotte Skouras cried out in sharp pain as her legs caught the wheelhouae sill and maybe I did shove her through that doorway with unnecessary force, but it was too late in the day to take chances now. Hutchinson had been waiting and caught her as she fell, dropping to his knees at the same time, I went through that door after her like an international rugby three-quarter diving for the line with a dozen hands reaching out for him, but even so Uncle Arthur beat me to it. Uncle Arthur had a lively sense of self-preservation. Even as I fell, my hand reached out for the loudhailer that had been placed in position on the wheelhouse deck.
"Don"t fire!" The amplified voice boomed cavernously against the rock-faces and the wooden walls of the boatshed. "If you shoot, you"ll die! One shot, and you may all die.
There"s a machine-gun lined up on the back of every man in this boathouse. Just turn round, very very slowly, and sec for yourselves."
I half rose to my feet, hoisted a wary eye over the lower edge of a wheelhouse window, got the rest of the way to my feet, went outside and picked up the machine-gun on the deck.
Picking up that machine-gun was the most superfluous and unnecessary action I had performed for many a long day. If there was one thing that boathouse was suffering from at the moment it was a plethora of machine-guns. There were twelve of them in all, shoulder-slung machine-pistols, in twelve of the most remarkably steady pairs of hands Pd ever seen. The twelve men were ranged in a rough semicircle round the inner end of the boathouse, big, quiet, purposeful-looking men dressed in woollen caps, grey-and-black camouflaged smocks and trousers and rubber boots. Their hands and faces were the colour of coal. Their eyes gleamed whitely, like performers in the Black and White Minstrel show, but with that every hint of light entertainment ended.
"Lower your hands to your sides and let your guns fall." The order came from a figure in the middle of the group, a man indistinguishable from the others. "Do please be very careful. Slowly down, drop the guns, utter stillness. My men are very highly trained commandos. They have been trained to shoot on suspicion. They know only how to kill. They have not been trained to wound or cripple."
They believed him. I believed him, They dropped their guns and stood very still indeed.
"Now clasp your hands behind your necks,"
They did. All but one. Lavorski. He wasn"t smiling any more and his language had little to recommend it.
That they were highly trained I could believe. No word or signal pa.s.sed. The commando nearest Lavorski walked towards him on soundless soles, machine-pistol across his chest. The b.u.t.t seemed to move no more than three inches. When Lavorski picked himself up the lower part of his face was covered in blood and I could see the hole where tome teeth had been. He clasped his hands behind his neck.
"Mr. Culvert?" the officer asked.
"Me," I said.
"Captain Rawley, sir. Royal Marine Commandos."
"The castle, Captain?"
"In our hands."
"The "In our hands."
"The prisoners?"
"Two men are on .their way up, afr."
I said to Imrie: "Haw many guards?" many guards?"
He spat and said nothing. The commando who had dealt with Lavorski moved forward, machine-pistol high. Imrie said: "Two."
I said to Rawley: "Two men enough?"
"I hope, sir, that the guards will not be so foolish as to offer resistance."
Even as he finished speaking the flat rapid-fire chatter of a sub-machine-gun came echoing down the long flight of stone steps. Rawley shrugged.
"They"ll never learn to be wise now. Robinson?" This to a man with a waterproof bag over his shoulder. "Go up and open the cellar door. Sergeant Evans, line them up in two rows against the wall there, one standing, one sitting."
Sergeant Evans did. Now that there was no danger of being caught in cross-fire we landed and I introduced Uncle Arthur, full military honours and all, to Captain Rawley. Captain Rawley"s salute was something to see. Uncle Arthur beamed. Uncle Arthur took over.
"Capitally done, my boy!" he said to Rawley. "Capitally. There"ll be a little something for you in this New Year"s List Ah! Here come some friends."
They weren"t all exactly friends, this group that appeared at the bottom of the steps. There were four tough but dispirited looking characters whom IM never seen before, but unquestionably tunic"s men, closely followed by Sir Anthony Skouras and Lord Charnley. They, in their turn, were closely followed by four commandos with the very steady hands that were a hallmark of Rawley"s men. Behind them came Lord Kirkside and his daughter. It was impossible to tell what the black-faced commandos were thinking, but the other eight had the same expression on their faces, dazed and utter bewilderment. their faces, dazed and utter bewilderment.
"My dear Kirkside! My dear fellow!" Uncle Arthur hurried forward and shook him by the hand, I"d quite forgotten that they knew one another. "Delighted to see you safe and sound, my dear chap. Absolutely delighted. It"s all over now."
"What in G.o.d"s name is happening?" Lord Kirkside asked. "You - you"ve got them? You have them all? Where is my boy? Where is Rollinson? What-----?"
An explosive crack, curiously m.u.f.fled, came down the Sight of steps. Uncle Arthur looked at Rawley, who nodded. "Plastic explosive, sir."
"Excellent, excellent," Uncle Arthur beamed. "You"ll see them any minute, Kirkside." He crossed over to where old Skouras was lined up against the wall, hands clasped behind his neck, reached up both his own, pulled Skouras"s arms down and shook his right hand as if he were attempting to tear it off.
"You"re lined up with the wrong team, Tony, my boy." This was one of the great moments of Uncle Arthur"s life. He led him across to where Lord Kirkside was standing. "It"s been a frightful nightmare, my boy, a frightful nightmare, But it"s all over now."
"Why did you do it?" Skouras said dully. "Why did you do it? G.o.d, oh G.o.d, you don"t know what you"ve done."
"Mrs. Skouras? The reed reed Mrs. Skouras?" There is the ham actor in all of us, but more than most in Uncle Arthur, He pushed back his sleeve and studied his watch carefully. "She arrived in London by air from Nice just over three hours ago. She is in the London Clinic," Mrs. Skouras?" There is the ham actor in all of us, but more than most in Uncle Arthur, He pushed back his sleeve and studied his watch carefully. "She arrived in London by air from Nice just over three hours ago. She is in the London Clinic,"
"What in G.o.d"s name do you mean? You don"t know what you are saying. My wife--"
"Your wife is in London. Charlotte here is Charlotte Meiner and always was." I looked at Charlotte. A total incomprehension and the tentative beginnings of a dazed hope. "Earlier this year, blazing the trail for many kidnappings that were to follow, your friends Lavorski and Dollmann had your wife seized and hidden away to force you to act with them, to put your resources at their disposal. I think they felt aggrieved, Tony, that you should be a millionaire while they were executives : they had it all worked out, even to having the effrontery of intending to invest the proceeds in your empire. However. Your wife managed to escape, so they seized her cousin and best friend, Charlotte - a friend upon whom, shall we say, your wife was emotionally very dependent - and threatened to kill her unless they got Mrs. Skouras back again. Mrs. Skouras surrendered immediately. This gave them the bright idea of having two swords of Damocles hanging over your head, so, being men of honour, they decided to keep Charlotte as well as your imprisoned wife. Then, they knew, you woulddo exactly as they wanted, when and as they wanted. To have a good excuse to keep both you and Charlotte under their surveillance at the same time, and to reinforce the idea that your wife was well and truly dead, they gave out that you had been secretly married." Uncle Arthur was a kind man: no mention of the fact that h was common knowledge that, at the time of her alleged death, brain injuries sustained by Mrs, Skouras in a car crash two years previously had become steadily worse and it was known that she would never leave hospital again.
"How on earth did you guess that?" Lord Kirkside asked.
"No guess. Must give my lieutenants their due," Uncle Arthur said in his best magnanimous taught-"em-all-I-know voice. "Hunslett radioed me at midnight on Tuesday. He gave me a list of names of people about whom Calvert wanted immediate and exhaustive inquiries made. That call was tapped by the Shangri-la Shangri-la but they didn"t know what Hunslett was talking about because in our radio transmissions all proper names are invariably coded. Calvert told me later that when he"d seen Sir Anthony on Tuesday night he thought Sir Anthony was putting on a bit of an act. He said it wasn"t all act. He said Sir Anthony was completely broken and desolated by the thought of his dead wife. He said he believed the original Mrs, Skouras was still alive, that it was totally inconceivable that a man who so patently cherished the memory of his wife should have marrkd again two or three months later, that he could only have pretended to marry again for the sake of the one person whom he ever and so obviously loved. but they didn"t know what Hunslett was talking about because in our radio transmissions all proper names are invariably coded. Calvert told me later that when he"d seen Sir Anthony on Tuesday night he thought Sir Anthony was putting on a bit of an act. He said it wasn"t all act. He said Sir Anthony was completely broken and desolated by the thought of his dead wife. He said he believed the original Mrs, Skouras was still alive, that it was totally inconceivable that a man who so patently cherished the memory of his wife should have marrkd again two or three months later, that he could only have pretended to marry again for the sake of the one person whom he ever and so obviously loved.
"I radioed France. Riviera police dug up the grave in Beaulieu where she had been buried near the nursing home where she"d died. They found a coffin full of logs. You knew this, Tony."
Old Skouras nodded. He was a man in a dream.
"It took them half an hour to find out who had signed the death certificate and most of the rest of the day to find the doctor himself. They charged him with murder. This can be done in Prance on the basis of a missing body. The doctor wasted no time at all in taking them to his own private nursing home, where Mrs, Skouras was in a locked room. The doctor, matron and a few others are in custody now. Why in G.o.d"s name didn"t you come to us before?"
"They had Charlotte and they they said they would kill my wife out of hand. What - what would you have done?" said they would kill my wife out of hand. What - what would you have done?"
"G.o.d knows," Uncle Arthur said frankly. "She"s in fair health, Tony. Calvert got radio confirmation at five a.m." Uncle Arthur jerked a thumb upwards. "On Lavorski"s big transceiver in the castle,"
Both Skouras and Lord Kirkside had their mouths open, Lavorski, blood still Sowing from his mouth, and Dollmann looked as if they had been sandbagged. Charlotte"s eyes were the widest wide I"d ever seen. She was looking at me in a very peculiar way.
"It"s true," Susan Kirkside said. "I was with him. He told me to tell n.o.body," She crossed to take my arm and smiled up at me. "I"m sorry again for what I said last night. I think you"re the most wonderful man I"ve ever known. Except Rolly, of course." She turned round at the sound of footsteps coming down the stairs and promptly forgot all About the second most wonderful man she"d ever known.
"Rolly !" she cried. "Rolly!" I could see Rolly bracing himself.
They were all there, I counted them, Kirkside"s son, the Hon. Rollinson, the policeman"s sons, the missing members of the small boats and, behind them all, a small brown-faced old woman in a long dark dress with a black shawl over her head. I went forward and took her arm.
"Mrs, MacEachern," I said. "Til take you home soon. Your husband is waiting."
"Thank you, young man," she said calmly. "That will be very nice." She lifted her arm and held mine in a proprietorial fashion.
Charlotte Skouras came and held my other arm, not in quite so proprietarial a fashion, but there for everyone to see. I didn"t mind. She said: "You were on to me? You were on to me all the time?"
"He was," Uncle Arthur said thoughtfully. "He just said he knew. You never quite got round to explaining that bit, Calvert."
"It wasn"t difficult, sir - if you know all the facts, that is," I added hastily. "Sir Anthony put me on to you. That visit he paid me on the Firecrest Firecrest to allay any suspicion we might have had about our smashed radio set only served, I"m afraid, to mate me suspicious. You wouldn"t have normally cometo me, you"d have gone ash.o.r.e immediately to the police or to a phone, sir. Then, in order to get me talking about the cut telephone wires, you wondered if the radio-wrecker, to complete our isolation from the mainland, had smashed the two public call boxes. From a man of your intelligence, such a suggestion was fatuous, there must be scores of houses in Torbay with their private phone. But you thought it might sound suspicious if you suggested cut lines, so you didn"t, Then Sergeant MacDonald gave me a glowing report about you, said you were the most respected man in Torbay and your public reputation contrasted so sharply with your private behaviour in the to allay any suspicion we might have had about our smashed radio set only served, I"m afraid, to mate me suspicious. You wouldn"t have normally cometo me, you"d have gone ash.o.r.e immediately to the police or to a phone, sir. Then, in order to get me talking about the cut telephone wires, you wondered if the radio-wrecker, to complete our isolation from the mainland, had smashed the two public call boxes. From a man of your intelligence, such a suggestion was fatuous, there must be scores of houses in Torbay with their private phone. But you thought it might sound suspicious if you suggested cut lines, so you didn"t, Then Sergeant MacDonald gave me a glowing report about you, said you were the most respected man in Torbay and your public reputation contrasted so sharply with your private behaviour in the Shangri-la Shangri-la on Tuesday night - well, I just couldn"t buy it. on Tuesday night - well, I just couldn"t buy it.
"That nineteenth-century late Victorian melodrama act that you and Charlotte put on in the saloon that night had me fooled for all of five seconds. It was inconceivable that any man so devoted to his wife could be vicious towards another obviously nice woman-"
"Thank you kindly, sir," Charlotte murmured.
"It was inconceivable that he send her for his wife"s photograph, unless he had been ordered to do so. And you had been ordered to do so, by Lavorski and Dollmann. And it was inconceivable that she would have gone - the Charlotte Meiner I knew would have clobbered you over the head with a marline spike. Ergo, if you weren"t what you appeared to be, neither were you, Charlotte.
"The villains, they thought, were laying a foundation for an excellent reason for your flight from the wicked baron to the Firecrest, Firecrest, where you could become their eyes and ears and keep them informed of all our plans and moves, because they"d no idea how long their secret little transmitter in the engine-room would remain undetected. After they knew we"d found Hunslett - they"d removed the transmitter by that time - it was inevitable that they would try to get you aboard the where you could become their eyes and ears and keep them informed of all our plans and moves, because they"d no idea how long their secret little transmitter in the engine-room would remain undetected. After they knew we"d found Hunslett - they"d removed the transmitter by that time - it was inevitable that they would try to get you aboard the Firecrest. Firecrest. So they laid a little more groundwork by giving you a bruised eye - the dye is nearly off already - and some wicked weals across your back and dumped you into the water with your little polythene kitbag with the micro-transmitter and gun inside it. Do this, they said, or Mrs. Skouras will get it." So they laid a little more groundwork by giving you a bruised eye - the dye is nearly off already - and some wicked weals across your back and dumped you into the water with your little polythene kitbag with the micro-transmitter and gun inside it. Do this, they said, or Mrs. Skouras will get it."
She nodded. "They said that."
"I have twenty-twenty eyesight. Sir Arthur hasn"t - his eyes were badly damaged in the war. I had a close look atthose weak on your back. Genuine weals. Also genuine pinp.r.i.c.ks where the hypodermic with the anasthetic had been inserted before the lashes were inflicted. To that degree, at least, someone was humane."
"I could stand most things," Skouras said heavily. "I couldn"t stand the thought of - the thought of-----"
"I guessed you had insisted on the anaesthetic, sir. No, I knew. The same way that I knew that you had insisted that the crews of all those small yachts be kept alive or the h.e.l.l with the consequences. Charlotte, I ran a finger-nail down one one of those weals. You should have jumped through the saloon roof. You never batted an eyelid. After submersion in salt water. After that, I knew. of those weals. You should have jumped through the saloon roof. You never batted an eyelid. After submersion in salt water. After that, I knew.
"I have devious reasons for the things I do. You told us that you had come to warn us of our deadly danger - as if we didn"t know, I told you we were leaving Torbay within the hour, so off you trotted to your little cabin and told them we were going to leave within the hour. So Quinn, Jacques and Kramer came paddling across well in advance of the time you"d told us they would be corning, trusting we would have been lulled into a sense of false security. You must love Mrs. Skouras very much, Charlotte. A clear-cut choice, she or us, and you made your choice. But I was waiting for them, so Jacques and Kramer died. I told you we were going to Eilean Oran and Craigmore, so off you trotted down to your little cabin and told them we were going to Eilean Oran and Craigmore, which wouldn"t have worried them at all. Later on I told you we were going to Dubh Sgeir. So off you trotted down to your little cabin again, but before you could tell them anything you pa.s.sed out on your cabin deck, possibly as a result of a little night-cap I"d put in your coffee. I couldn"t have you telling your friends here that I was going to Dubh Sgeir, could I now? They would have had a reception committee all nicely organised."
"You - you were in my cabin? You said I was on the floor?"
"Don Juan has nothing on me. I flit in and out of ladies" bedrooms like anything. Ask Susan Kirkside. You were on the floor. I put you to bed. I looked at your arms, incidentally, and the rope marks were gone. They"d used rubber bands, twisted pretty tightly, just before Hunslett and I had arrived?"
She nodded. She looked dazed.
" I also, of course, found the transmitter and gun. Then, back in Craigmore, you came and pumped back for some more information. And you did try to warn me, you were about torn in half by that time. I gave you that information. It wasn"t the whole truth, I regret, but it was what I wanted you to tell Lavorski and company, which," I said approvingly, "like a good little girl you did. Off you trotted to your little white-washed bedroom-----"
"Philip Calvert," she said slowly, "you are the nastiest, sneakingest, most low-down double-crossing-----"
"There are some of Lavorski"s men aboard the Shangri-la," Shangri-la," old Skouras interrupted excitedly. He had rejoined the human race. "They"ll get away------"
"They"ll get life," I said, "They"re in irons, or whatever Captain Rawley"s men here are in the habit of using."
"But how did you - how did you know where the Shangri4a Shangri4a was? In the darkness, in the mist, it"s impossible------" was? In the darkness, in the mist, it"s impossible------"
"How"s the Shangri-la"s Shangri-la"s tender working?" I asked. tender working?" I asked.
"The what? The Shangri-la - Shangri-la - what the devil------?" He calmed down. "It"s not working. Engines out of order." what the devil------?" He calmed down. "It"s not working. Engines out of order."
"Demerara sugar has that effect upon them," I explained. "Any sugar has, in fact, when dumped in the petrol tanks, but demerara was all I could lay hands on that Wednesday night after Sir Arthur and I had left you but before we took the Firecrest Firecrest in to the pier. I went aboard the tender with a couple of pounds of the stuff. I"m afraid you"ll find the valves are ruined. I also took with me a homing signal transmitter, a transistorised battery-powered job, which I attached to the inner after bulkhead of the anchor locker, a place that"s not looked at once a year. So, when you hauled the incapacitated tender aboard the in to the pier. I went aboard the tender with a couple of pounds of the stuff. I"m afraid you"ll find the valves are ruined. I also took with me a homing signal transmitter, a transistorised battery-powered job, which I attached to the inner after bulkhead of the anchor locker, a place that"s not looked at once a year. So, when you hauled the incapacitated tender aboard the Shangri-la - Shangri-la - well, we knew where the well, we knew where the Shangri"-la Shangri"-la was." was."
"I"m afraid I don"t follow, Calvert."
"Look at Messrs. Dollmann, Lavorski and Imrie. They follow all right. I know the exact frequency that transmitter sends on - after all, it was was my transmitter. One of Mr. Hutchinson"s skippers was given this frequency and tuned in to it Like all M.F.V.s it has a loop aerial for direction finding, he just had to keep turning the loop till the signal was at full strength. He couldn"t miss. He didn"t miss." my transmitter. One of Mr. Hutchinson"s skippers was given this frequency and tuned in to it Like all M.F.V.s it has a loop aerial for direction finding, he just had to keep turning the loop till the signal was at full strength. He couldn"t miss. He didn"t miss."
"Mr, Hutchinson"s skippers?" Skouras said carefully. "M.F.V.S you said?"
It was as well, I reflected, that I wasn"t overly troubled with self-consciousness, what with Mrs. MacEachern on one hand,Charlotte on the other, and every eye, a large proportion of them hostile to a degree, bent upon me, it could have been embarra.s.sing to a degree, "Mr. Hutchinson has two shark-fishing boats. Before I came to Dubh Sgeir last night I radioed from one of his boats asking for help - the gentlemen you see here. They said they couldn"t send boats or helicopters in this weather, in almost zero visibility. I told them the last thing I wanted was their d.a.m.ned noisy helicopters, secrecy was everything, and not to worry about the sea transport, I knew some men for whom the phrase " zero visibility" was only a joke. Mr. Hutchinson"s skippers. They went to the mainland and brought Captain Rawley and his men back here. I didn"t think they"d arrive until late at night, that"s why Sir Arthur and I were afraid to move before midnight. What time did you get here, Captain Rawley?"
"Nine-thirty."
"So early? I must admit it was a bit awkward without a radio. Then ash.o.r.e in your little rubber boats, through the side door, waited until the diving-boat came back - and waited and waited."
"We were getting pretty stiff, sir."
Lord Kirkside cleared his throat. Maybe he was thinking of my nocturnal a.s.signation with his daughter.
"Tell me this, Mr. Calvert. If you radioed from Mr. Hutchinson"s boat in Craigmore, why did you have to radio again from here later that night?"
"If I didn"t, you"d be down among the dead men by this time. I spent the best part of fifteen minutes giving highly detailed descriptions, of Dubh Sgeir externally and of the castle and boathouse layout internally. Everything that Captain Rawley and his men have done had to be done in total darkness. You"ll keep an eye on our friends, Captain Rawley? A fishery cruiser will be off Dubh Sgeir shortly after dawn."
The Marines herded them off into the left-hand cave, set three powerful lights shining "into the prisoners" faces and mounted a four-man guard with machine-pistols at the ready, Our friends would undoubtedly keep until the fishery cruiser came in the morning.
Charlotte said slowly: "That was why Sir Arthur remained behind this afternoon when you and Mr. Hutchinson went to the "Nantesville "Nantesville? To see that I didn"t talk to the guards and find out the truth?" To see that I didn"t talk to the guards and find out the truth?"
"Why else?"