"Have any taken it up to the present?" asked Yeovil.
"Only about nineteen, so far, and none of them representing very leading families; of course others will come in gradually, as the change of Dynasty becomes more and more an accepted fact, and of course there will be lots of new creations to fill up the gaps. I hear for certain that Pitherby is to get a t.i.tle of some sort, in recognition of his literary labours. He has written a short history of the House of Hohenzollern, for use in schools you know, and he"s bringing out a popular Life of Frederick the Great--at least he hopes it will be popular."
"I didn"t know that writing was much in his line," said Yeovil, "beyond the occasional editing of a company prospectus."
"I understand his historical researches have given every satisfaction in exalted quarters," said Joan; "something may be lacking in the style, perhaps, but the august approval can make good that defect with the style of Baron. Pitherby has such a kind heart; "kind hearts are more than coronets," we all know, but the two go quite well together. And the dear man is not content with his services to literature, he"s blossoming forth as a liberal patron of the arts. He"s taken quite a lot of tickets for dear Gorla"s debut; half the second row of the dress-circle."
"Do you mean Gorla Mustelford?" asked Yeovil, catching at the name; "what on earth is she having a debut about?"
"What?" cried Joan, in loud-voiced amazement; "haven"t you heard? Hasn"t Cicely told you? How funny that you shouldn"t have heard. Why, it"s going to be one of the events of the season. Everybody"s talking about it. She"s going to do suggestion dancing at the Caravansery Theatre."
"Good Heavens, what is suggestion dancing?" asked Yeovil.
"Oh, something quite new," explained Joan; "at any rate the name is quite new and Gorla is new as far as the public are concerned, and that is enough to establish the novelty of the thing. Among other things she does a dance suggesting the life of a fern; I saw one of the rehearsals, and to me it would have equally well suggested the life of John Wesley.
However, that is probably the fault of my imagination--I"ve either got too much or too little. Anyhow it is an understood thing that she is to take London by storm."
"When I last saw Gorla Mustelford," observed Yeovil, "she was a rather serious flapper who thought the world was in urgent need of regeneration and was not certain whether she would regenerate it or take up miniature painting. I forget which she attempted ultimately."
"She is quite serious about her art," put in Cicely; "she"s studied a good deal abroad and worked hard at mastering the technique of her profession. She"s not a mere amateur with a hankering after the footlights. I fancy she will do well."
"But what do her people say about it?" asked Yeovil.
"Oh, they"re simply furious about it," answered Joan; "the idea of a daughter of the house of Mustelford prancing and twisting about the stage for Prussian officers and Hamburg Jews to gaze at is a dreadful cup of humiliation for them. It"s unfortunate, of course, that they should feel so acutely about it, but still one can understand their point of view."
"I don"t see what other point of view they could possibly take," said Yeovil sharply; "if Gorla thinks that the necessities of art, or her own inclinations, demand that she should dance in public, why can"t she do it in Paris or even Vienna? Anywhere would be better, one would think, than in London under present conditions."
He had given Joan the indication that she was looking for as to his att.i.tude towards the fait accompli. Without asking a question she had discovered that husband and wife were divided on the fundamental issue that underlay all others at the present moment. Cicely was weaving social schemes for the future, Yeovil had come home in a frame of mind that threatened the destruction of those schemes, or at any rate a serious hindrance to their execution. The situation presented itself to Joan"s mind with an alluring piquancy.
"You are giving a grand supper-party for Gorla on the night of her debut, aren"t you?" she asked Cicely; "several people spoke to me about it, so I suppose it must be true."
Tony Luton and young Storre had taken care to spread the news of the projected supper function, in order to ensure against a change of plans on Cicely"s part.
"Gorla is a great friend of mine," said Cicely, trying to talk as if the conversation had taken a perfectly indifferent turn; "also I think she deserves a little encouragement after the hard work she has been through.
I thought it would be doing her a kindness to arrange a supper party for her on her first night."
There was a moment"s silence. Yeovil said nothing, and Joan understood the value of being occasionally tongue-tied.
"The whole question is," continued Cicely, as the silence became oppressive, "whether one is to mope and hold aloof from the national life, or take our share in it; the life has got to go on whether we partic.i.p.ate in it or not. It seems to me to be more patriotic to come down into the dust of the marketplace than to withdraw oneself behind walls or beyond the seas."
"Of course the industrial life of the country has to go on," said Yeovil; "no one could criticise Gorla if she interested herself in organising cottage industries or anything of that sort, in which she would be helping her own people. That one could understand, but I don"t think a cosmopolitan concern like the music-hall business calls for personal sacrifices from young women of good family at a moment like the present."
"It is just at a moment like the present that the people want something to interest them and take them out of themselves," said Cicely argumentatively; "what has happened, has happened, and we can"t undo it or escape the consequences. What we can do, or attempt to do, is to make things less dreary, and make people less unhappy."
"In a word, more contented," said Yeovil; "if I were a German statesman, that is the end I would labour for and encourage others to labour for, to make the people forget that they were discontented. All this work of regalvanising the social side of London life may be summed up in the phrase "travailler pour le roi de Prusse.""
"I don"t think there is any use in discussing the matter further," said Cicely.
"I can see that grand supper-party not coming off," said Joan provocatively.
Ronnie looked anxiously at Cicely.
"You can see it coming on, if you"re gifted with prophetic vision of a reliable kind," said Cicely; "of course as Murrey doesn"t take kindly to the idea of Gorla"s enterprise I won"t have the party here. I"ll give it at a restaurant, that"s all. I can see Murrey"s point of view, and sympathise with it, but I"m not going to throw Gorla over."
There was another pause of uncomfortably protracted duration.
"I say, this is a top-hole omelette," said Ronnie.
It was his only contribution to the conversation, but it was a valuable one.
CHAPTER VI: HERR VON KWARL
Herr Von Kwarl sat at his favourite table in the Brandenburg Cafe, the new building that made such an imposing show (and did such thriving business) at the lower end of what most of its patrons called the Regentstra.s.se. Though the establishment was new it had already achieved its unwritten code of customs, and the sanct.i.ty of Herr von Kwarl"s specially reserved table had acquired the authority of a tradition. A set of chessmen, a copy of the Kreuz Zeitung and the Times, and a slim- necked bottle of Rhenish wine, ice-cool from the cellar, were always to be found there early in the forenoon, and the honoured guest for whom these preparations were made usually arrived on the scene shortly after eleven o"clock. For an hour or so he would read and silently digest the contents of his two newspapers, and then at the first sign of flagging interest on his part, another of the cafe"s regular customers would march across the floor, exchange a word or two on the affairs of the day, and be bidden with a wave of the hand into the opposite seat. A waiter would instantly place the chessboard with its marshalled ranks of combatants in the required position, and the contest would begin.
Herr von Kwarl was a heavily built man of mature middle-age, of the blond North-German type, with a facial aspect that suggested stupidity and brutality. The stupidity of his mien masked an ability and shrewdness that was distinctly above the average, and the suggestion of brutality was belied by the fact that von Kwarl was as kind-hearted a man as one could meet with in a day"s journey. Early in life, almost before he was in his teens, Fritz von Kwarl had made up his mind to accept the world as it was, and to that philosophical resolution, steadfastly adhered to, he attributed his excellent digestion and his unruffled happiness. Perhaps he confused cause and effect; the excellent digestion may have been responsible for at least some of the philosophical serenity.
He was a bachelor of the type that is called confirmed, and which might better be labelled consecrated; from his early youth onward to his present age he had never had the faintest flickering intention of marriage. Children and animals he adored, women and plants he accounted somewhat of a nuisance. A world without women and roses and asparagus would, he admitted, be robbed of much of its charm, but with all their charm these things were tiresome and th.o.r.n.y and capricious, always wanting to climb or creep in places where they were not wanted, and resolutely drooping and fading away when they were desired to flourish.
Animals, on the other hand, accepted the world as it was and made the best of it, and children, at least nice children, uncontaminated by grown- up influences, lived in worlds of their own making.
Von Kwarl held no acknowledged official position in the country of his residence, but it was an open secret that those responsible for the real direction of affairs sought his counsel on nearly every step that they meditated, and that his counsel was very rarely disregarded. Some of the shrewdest and most successful enactments of the ruling power were believed to have originated in the brain-cells of the bovine-fronted Stammgast of the Brandenburg Cafe.
Around the wood-panelled walls of the Cafe were set at intervals well- mounted heads of boar, elk, stag, roe-buck, and other game-beasts of a northern forest, while in between were carved armorial escutcheons of the princ.i.p.al cities of the lately expanded realm, Magdeburg, Manchester, Hamburg, Bremen, Bristol, and so forth. Below these came shelves on which stood a wonderful array of stone beer-mugs, each decorated with some fantastic device or motto, and most of them pertaining individually and sacredly to some regular and unfailing customer. In one particular corner of the highest shelf, greatly at his ease and in nowise to be disturbed, slept Wotan, the huge grey house-cat, dreaming doubtless of certain nimble and audacious mice down in the cellar three floors below, whose nimbleness and audacity were as precious to him as the forwardness of the birds is to a skilled gun on a grouse moor. Once every day Wotan came marching in stately fashion across the polished floor, halted mid- way to resume an unfinished toilet operation, and then proceeded to pay his leisurely respects to his friend von Kwarl. The latter was said to be prouder of this daily demonstration of esteem than of his many coveted orders of merit. Several of his friends and acquaintances shared with him the distinction of having achieved the Black Eagle, but not one of them had ever succeeded in obtaining the slightest recognition of their existence from Wotan.
The daily greeting had been exchanged and the proud grey beast had marched away to the music of a slumberous purr. The Kreuz Zeitung and the Times underwent a final scrutiny and were pushed aside, and von Kwarl glanced aimlessly out at the July sunshine bathing the walls and windows of the Piccadilly Hotel. Herr Rebinok, the plump little Pomeranian banker, stepped across the floor, almost as noiselessly as Wotan had done, though with considerably less grace, and some half-minute later was engaged in sliding p.a.w.ns and knights and bishops to and fro on the chess- board in a series of lightning moves bewildering to look on. Neither he nor his opponent played with the skill that they severally brought to bear on banking and statecraft, nor did they conduct their game with the politeness that they punctiliously observed in other affairs of life. A running fire of contemptuous remarks and aggressive satire accompanied each move, and the mere record of the conversation would have given an uninitiated onlooker the puzzling impression that an easy and crushing victory was a.s.sured to both the players.
"Aha, he is puzzled. Poor man, he doesn"t know what to do . . . Oho, he thinks he will move there, does he? Much good that will do him. . . .
Never have I seen such a mess as he is in . . . he cannot do anything, he is absolutely helpless, helpless."
"Ah, you take my bishop, do you? Much I care for that. Nothing. See, I give you check. Ah, now he is in a fright! He doesn"t know where to go.
What a mess he is in . . . "
So the game proceeded, with a brisk exchange of pieces and incivilities and a fluctuation of fortunes, till the little banker lost his queen as the result of an incautious move, and, after several woebegone contortions of his shoulders and hands, declined further contest. A sleek-headed piccolo rushed forward to remove the board, and the erstwhile combatants resumed the courteous dignity that they discarded in their chess-playing moments.
"Have you seen the Germania to-day?" asked Herr Rebinok, as soon as the boy had receded to a respectful distance.
"No," said von Kwarl, "I never see the Germania. I count on you to tell me if there is anything noteworthy in it."
"It has an article to-day headed, "Occupation or a.s.similation,"" said the banker. "It is of some importance, and well written. It is very pessimistic."
"Catholic papers are always pessimistic about the things of this world,"
said von Kwarl, "just as they are unduly optimistic about the things of the next world. What line does it take?"
"It says that our conquest of Britain can only result in a temporary occupation, with a "notice to quit" always hanging over our heads; that we can never hope to a.s.similate the people of these islands in our Empire as a sort of maritime Saxony or Bavaria, all the teaching of history is against it; Saxony and Bavaria are part of the Empire because of their past history. England is being bound into the Empire in spite of her past history; and so forth."
"The writer of the article has not studied history very deeply," said von Kwarl. "The impossible thing that he speaks of has been done before, and done in these very islands, too. The Norman Conquest became an a.s.similation in comparatively few generations."