The odor of burning turnips grew and grew. To Trescott it seemed to make a noise. He thought he could hear the dull roar of this outrage.
Under some circ.u.mstances he might have been able to take the situation from a point of view of comedy, but the agony of his wife was too acute, and, for him, too visible. She was saying: "Yes, we saw the play the last time we were in New York. I liked it very much. That scene in the second act--the gloomy church, you know, and all that--and the organ playing--and then when the four singing little girls came in--" But Trescott comprehended that she did not know if she was talking of a play or a parachute.
He had not been in the room twenty seconds before his brow suddenly flushed with an angry inspiration. He left the room hastily, leaving behind him an incoherent phrase of apology, and charged upon his office, where he found the painter somnolent.
"Willis!" he cried, sternly, "come with me. It"s that d.a.m.n kid of yours!"
The painter was immediately agitated. He always seemed to feel more than any one else in the world the peculiar ability of his child to create resounding excitement, but he seemed always to exhibit his feelings very late. He arose hastily, and hurried after Trescott to the top of the inside cellar stairway. Trescott motioned him to pause, and for an instant they listened.
"Hurry up, Jim," cried the busy little Cora. "Here"s another whole batch of lovely puddings. Hurry up now, an" put "em in the oven."
Trescott looked at the painter; the painter groaned. Then they appeared violently in the middle of the great kitchen of the hotel with a thousand people in it. "Jimmie, go up-stairs!" said Trescott, and then he turned to watch the painter deal with the angel child.
With some imitation of wrath, the painter stalked to his daughter"s side and grasped her by the arm.
[Ill.u.s.tration: ""HERE"S ANOTHER BATCH OF LOVELY PUDDINGS""]
"Oh, papa! papa!" she screamed. "You"re pinching me! You"re pinching me! You"re pinching me, papa!"
At first the painter had seemed resolved to keep his grip, but suddenly he let go her arm in a panic. "I"ve hurt her," he said, turning to Trescott.
Trescott had swiftly done much towards the obliteration of the hotel kitchen, but he looked up now and spoke, after a short period of reflection. "You"ve hurt her, have you? Well, hurt her again. Spank her!" he cried, enthusiastically. "Spank her, confound you, man! She needs it. Here"s your chance. Spank her, and spank her good. Spank her!"
The painter naturally wavered over this incendiary proposition, but at last, in one supreme burst of daring, he shut his eyes and again grabbed his precious offspring.
The spanking was lamentably the work of a perfect bungler. It couldn"t have hurt at all; but the angel child raised to heaven a loud, clear soprano howl that expressed the last word in even mediaeval anguish.
Soon the painter was aghast. "Stop it, darling! I didn"t mean--I didn"t mean to--to hurt you so much, you know." He danced nervously.
Trescott sat on a box, and devilishly smiled.
But the pasture call of suffering motherhood came down to them, and a moment later a splendid apparition appeared on the cellar stairs. She understood the scene at a glance. "Willis! What have you been doing?"
Trescott sat on his box, the painter guiltily moved from foot to foot, and the angel child advanced to her mother with arms outstretched, making a piteous wail of amazed and pained pride that would have moved Peter the Great. Regardless of her frock, the panting mother knelt on the stone floor and took her child to her bosom, and looked, then, bitterly, scornfully, at the cowering father and husband.
The painter, for his part, at once looked reproachfully at Trescott, as if to say: "There! You see?"
Trescott arose and extended his hands in a quiet but magnificent gesture of despair and weariness. He seemed about to say something cla.s.sic, and, quite instinctively, they waited. The stillness was deep, and the wait was longer than a moment. "Well," he said, "we can"t live in the cellar. Let"s go up-stairs."
X
THE TRIAL, EXECUTION, AND BURIAL OF HOMER PHELPS
From time to time an enwearied pine bough let fall to the earth its load of melting snow, and the branch swung back glistening in the faint wintry sunlight. Down the gulch a brook clattered amid its ice with the sound of a perpetual breaking of gla.s.s. All the forest looked drenched and forlorn.
The sky-line was a ragged enclosure of gray cliffs and hemlocks and pines. If one had been miraculously set down in this gulch one could have imagined easily that the nearest human habitation was hundreds of miles away, if it were not for an old half-discernible wood-road that led towards the brook.
"Halt! Who"s there?"
This low and gruff cry suddenly dispelled the stillness which lay upon the lonely gulch, but the hush which followed it seemed even more profound. The hush endured for some seconds, and then the voice of the challenger was again raised, this time with a distinctly querulous note in it.
"Halt! Who"s there? Why don"t you answer when I holler? Don"t you know you"re likely to get shot?"
A second voice answered, "Oh, you knew who I was easy enough."
"That don"t make no diff"rence." One of the Margate twins stepped from a thicket and confronted Homer Phelps on the old wood-road. The majestic scowl of official wrath was upon the brow of Reeves Margate, a long stick was held in the hollow of his arm as one would hold a rifle, and he strode grimly to the other boy. "That don"t make no diff"rence. You"ve got to answer when I holler, anyhow. Willie says so."
At the mention of the dread chieftain"s name the Phelps boy daunted a trifle, but he still sulkily murmured, "Well, you knew it was me."
He started on his way through the snow, but the twin st.u.r.dily blocked the path. "You can"t pa.s.s less"n you give the countersign."
"Huh?" said the Phelps boy. "Countersign?"
"Yes--countersign," sneered the twin, strong in his sense of virtue.
But the Phelps boy became very angry. "Can"t I, hey? Can"t I, hey?
I"ll show you whether I can or not! I"ll show you, Reeves Margate!"
There was a short scuffle, and then arose the anguished clamor of the sentry: "Hey, fellers! Here"s a man tryin" to run a-past the guard.
Hey, fellers! Hey!"
There was a great noise in the adjacent underbrush. The voice of Willie could be heard exhorting his followers to charge swiftly and bravely. Then they appeared--Willie Dalzel, Jimmie Trescott, the other Margate twin, and Dan Earl. The chieftain"s face was dark with wrath.
"What"s the matter? Can"t you play it right? "Ain"t you got any sense?" he asked the Phelps boy.
The sentry was yelling out his grievance. "Now--he came along an" I hollered at "im, an" he didn"t pay no "tention, an" when I ast "im for the countersign, he wouldn"t say nothin". That ain"t no way."
"Can"t you play it right?" asked the chief again, with gloomy scorn.
"He knew it was me easy enough," said the Phelps boy.
"That "ain"t got nothin" to do with it," cried the chief, furiously.
"That "ain"t got nothin" to do with it. If you"re goin" to play, you"ve got to play it right. It ain"t no fun if you go spoilin" the whole thing this way. Can"t you play it right?"
"I forgot the countersign," lied the culprit, weakly.
Whereupon the remainder of the band yelled out, with one triumphant voice: "War to the knife! War to the knife! I remember it, Willie.
Don"t I, Willie?"
The leader was puzzled. Evidently he was trying to develop in his mind a plan for dealing correctly with this unusual incident. He felt, no doubt, that he must proceed according to the books, but unfortunately the books did not cover the point precisely. However, he finally said to Homer Phelps, "You are under arrest." Then with a stentorian voice he shouted, "Seize him!"
His loyal followers looked startled for a brief moment, but directly they began to move upon the Phelps boy. The latter clearly did not intend to be seized. He backed away, expostulating wildly. He even seemed somewhat frightened. "No, no; don"t you touch me, I tell you; don"t you dare touch me."
The others did not seem anxious to engage. They moved slowly, watching the desperate light in his eyes. The chieftain stood with folded arms, his face growing darker and darker with impatience. At length he burst out: "Oh, seize him, I tell you! Why don"t you seize him? Grab him by the leg, Dannie! Hurry up, all of you! Seize him, I keep a-say-in"!"
Thus adjured, the Margate twins and Dan Earl made another pained effort, while Jimmie Trescott manoeuvred to cut off a retreat. But, to tell the truth, there was a boyish law which held them back from laying hands of violence upon little Phelps under these conditions.
Perhaps it was because they were only playing, whereas he was now undeniably serious. At any rate, they looked very sick of their occupation.
"Don"t you dare!" snarled the Phelps boy, facing first one and then the other; he was almost in tears--"don"t you dare touch me!"