"I reckon you"ll be goin" back up to the cabin," she said, "along "ith the bull-cart. There"s bread in the tin box settin" on the shelf. I put the bacon in the b"ilin"-pot to keep the hounds from gittin" it. Don"t forget to wind the clock to-night."
"You air a-goin" to your brother Ed"s?" asked Ransie, with fine unconcern.
"I was "lowin" to get along up thar afore night. I ain"t sayin" as they"ll pester theyselves any to make me welcome, but I hain"t nowhar else fur to go. It"s a right smart ways, and I reckon I better be goin". I"ll be a-sayin" good-bye, Ranse--that is, if you keer fur to say so."
"I don"t know as anybody"s a hound dog," said Ransie, in a martyr"s voice, "fur to not want to say good-bye--"less you air so anxious to git away that you don"t want me to say it."
Ariela was silent. She folded the five-dollar bill and her decree carefully, and placed them in the bosom of her dress. Benaja Widdup watched the money disappear with mournful eyes behind his spectacles.
And then with his next words he achieved rank (as his thoughts ran) with either the great crowd of the world"s sympathizers or the little crowd of its great financiers.
"Be kind o" lonesome in the old cabin to-night, Ranse," he said.
Ransie Bilbro stared out at the c.u.mberlands, clear blue now in the sunlight. He did not look at Ariela.
"I "low it might be lonesome," he said; "but when folks gits mad and wants a divo"ce, you can"t make folks stay."
"There"s others wanted a divo"ce," said Ariela, speaking to the wooden stool. "Besides, n.o.body don"t want n.o.body to stay."
"n.o.body never said they didn"t."
"n.o.body never said they did. I reckon I better start on now to brother Ed"s."
"n.o.body can"t wind that old clock."
"Want me to go back along "ith you in the cart and wind it fur you, Ranse?"
The mountaineer"s countenance was proof against emotion. But he reached out a big hand and enclosed Ariela"s thin brown one. Her soul peeped out once through her impa.s.sive face, hallowing it.
"Them hounds shan"t pester you no more," said Ransie. "I reckon I been mean and low down. You wind that clock, Ariela."
"My heart hit"s in that cabin, Ranse," she whispered, "along "ith you.
I ai"nt a-goin" to git mad no more. Le"s be startin", Ranse, so"s we kin git home by sundown."
Justice-of-the-peace Benaja Widdup interposed as they started for the door, forgetting his presence.
"In the name of the State of Tennessee," he said, "I forbid you-all to be a-defyin" of its laws and statutes. This co"t is mo" than willin"
and full of joy to see the clouds of discord and misunderstandin"
rollin" away from two lovin" hearts, but it air the duty of the co"t to p"eserve the morals and integrity of the State. The co"t reminds you that you air no longer man and wife, but air divo"ced by regular decree, and as such air not ent.i.tled to the benefits and "purtenances of the mattermonal estate."
Ariela caught Ransie"s arm. Did those words mean that she must lose him now when they had just learned the lesson of life?
"But the co"t air prepared," went on the Justice, "fur to remove the disabilities set up by the decree of divo"ce. The co"t air on hand to perform the solemn ceremony of marri"ge, thus fixin" things up and enablin" the parties in the case to resume the honour"ble and elevatin" state of mattermony which they desires. The fee fur performin" said ceremony will be, in this case, to wit, five dollars."
Ariela caught the gleam of promise in his words. Swiftly her hand went to her bosom. Freely as an alighting dove the bill fluttered to the Justice"s table. Her sallow cheek coloured as she stood hand in hand with Ransie and listened to the reuniting words.
Ransie helped her into the cart, and climbed in beside her. The little red bull turned once more, and they set out, hand-clasped, for the mountains.
Justice-of-the-peace Benaja Widdup sat in his door and took off his shoes. Once again he fingered the bill tucked down in his vest pocket. Once again he smoked his elder-stem pipe. Once again the speckled hen swaggered down the main street of the "settlement,"
cackling foolishly.
XIII
A SACRIFICE HIT
The editor of the _Hearthstone Magazine_ has his own ideas about the selection of ma.n.u.script for his publication. His theory is no secret; in fact, he will expound it to you willingly sitting at his mahogany desk, smiling benignantly and tapping his knee gently with his gold-rimmed eye-gla.s.ses.
"The _Hearthstone_," he will say, "does not employ a staff of readers. We obtain opinions of the ma.n.u.scripts submitted to us directly from types of the various cla.s.ses of our readers."
That is the editor"s theory; and this is the way he carries it out:
When a batch of MSS. is received the editor stuffs every one of his pockets full of them and distributes them as he goes about during the day. The office employees, the hall porter, the janitor, the elevator man, messenger boys, the waiters at the cafe where the editor has luncheon, the man at the news-stand where he buys his evening paper, the grocer and milkman, the guard on the 5.30 uptown elevated train, the ticket-chopper at Sixty ----th street, the cook and maid at his home--these are the readers who pa.s.s upon MSS. sent in to the _Hearthstone Magazine_. If his pockets are not entirely emptied by the time he reaches the bosom of his family the remaining ones are handed over to his wife to read after the baby goes to sleep. A few days later the editor gathers in the MSS. during his regular rounds and considers the verdict of his a.s.sorted readers.
This system of making up a magazine has been very successful; and the circulation, paced by the advertising rates, is making a wonderful record of speed.
The _Hearthstone_ Company also publishes books, and its imprint is to be found on several successful works--all recommended, says the editor, by the _Hearthstone"s_ army of volunteer readers. Now and then (according to talkative members of the editorial staff) the _Hearthstone_ has allowed ma.n.u.scripts to slip through its fingers on the advice of its heterogeneous readers, that afterward proved to be famous sellers when brought out by other houses.
For instance (the gossips say), "The Rise and Fall of Silas Latham"
was unfavourably pa.s.sed upon by the elevator-man; the office-boy unanimously rejected "The Boss"; "In the Bishop"s Carriage" was contemptuously looked upon by the street-car conductor; "The Deliverance" was turned down by a clerk in the subscription department whose wife"s mother had just begun a two-months" visit at his home; "The Queen"s Quair" came back from the janitor with the comment: "So is the book."
But nevertheless the _Hearthstone_ adheres to its theory and system, and it will never lack volunteer readers; for each one of the widely scattered staff, from the young lady stenographer in the editorial office to the man who shovels in coal (whose adverse decision lost to the _Hearthstone_ Company the ma.n.u.script of "The Under World"), has expectations of becoming editor of the magazine some day.
This method of the _Hearthstone_ was well known to Allen Slayton when he wrote his novelette ent.i.tled "Love Is All." Slayton had hung about the editorial offices of all the magazines so persistently that he was acquainted with the inner workings of every one in Gotham.
He knew not only that the editor of the Hearthstone handed his MSS.
around among different types of people for reading, but that the stories of sentimental love-interest went to Miss Puffkin, the editor"s stenographer. Another of the editor"s peculiar customs was to conceal invariably the name of the writer from his readers of MSS. so that a glittering name might not influence the sincerity of their reports.
Slayton made "Love Is All" the effort of his life. He gave it six months of the best work of his heart and brain. It was a pure love-story, fine, elevated, romantic, pa.s.sionate--a prose poem that set the divine blessing of love (I am transposing from the ma.n.u.script) high above all earthly gifts and honours, and listed it in the catalogue of heaven"s choicest rewards. Slayton"s literary ambition was intense. He would have sacrificed all other worldly possessions to have gained fame in his chosen art. He would almost have cut off his right hand, or have offered himself to the knife of the appendicitis fancier to have realized his dream of seeing one of his efforts published in the _Hearthstone_.
Slayton finished "Love Is All," and took it to the _Hearthstone_ in person. The office of the magazine was in a large, conglomerate building, presided under by a janitor.
As the writer stepped inside the door on his way to the elevator a potato masher flew through the hall, wrecking Slayton"s hat, and smashing the gla.s.s of the door. Closely following in the wake of the utensil flew the janitor, a bulky, unwholesome man, suspenderless and sordid, panic-stricken and breathless. A frowsy, fat woman with flying hair followed the missile. The janitor"s foot slipped on the tiled floor, he fell in a heap with an exclamation of despair. The woman pounced upon him and seized his hair. The man bellowed l.u.s.tily.
Her vengeance wreaked, the virago rose and stalked triumphant as Minerva, back to some cryptic domestic retreat at the rear. The janitor got to his feet, blown and humiliated.
"This is married life," he said to Slayton, with a certain bruised humour. "That"s the girl I used to lay awake of nights thinking about. Sorry about your hat, mister. Say, don"t snitch to the tenants about this, will yer? I don"t want to lose me job."
Slayton took the elevator at the end of the hall and went up to the offices of the _Hearthstone_. He left the MS. of "Love Is All" with the editor, who agreed to give him an answer as to its availability at the end of a week.
Slayton formulated his great winning scheme on his way down. It struck him with one brilliant flash, and he could not refrain from admiring his own genius in conceiving the idea. That very night he set about carrying it into execution.
Miss Puffkin, the _Hearthstone_ stenographer, boarded in the same house with the author. She was an oldish, thin, exclusive, languishing, sentimental maid; and Slayton had been introduced to her some time before.
The writer"s daring and self-sacrificing project was this: He knew that the editor of the _Hearthstone_ relied strongly upon Miss Puffkin"s judgment in the ma.n.u.script of romantic and sentimental fiction. Her taste represented the immense average of mediocre women who devour novels and stories of that type. The central idea and keynote of "Love Is All" was love at first sight--the enrapturing, irresistible, soul-thrilling feeling that compels a man or a woman to recognize his or her spirit-mate as soon as heart speaks to heart.
Suppose he should impress this divine truth upon Miss Puffkin personally!--would she not surely indorse her new and rapturous sensations by recommending highly to the editor of the _Hearthstone_ the novelette "Love Is All"?