Chapter 38 – b.o.o.bies
TL: Agni
TLC: Kriz
Editor: Isalee
QC: Kittsune
First Published on Ainushi
「Now…….Would you like to explain what just happened?」
「Yes.」
Andou-kun…… Leaving aside that h-h-h-he had touched my b.r.e.a.s.t.s….. D-d-don"t tell me, he had the guts to touch Cla.s.s rep"s b.r.e.a.s.t.s too. There is no comprehensible explanation for this situation—– (Asakura)
Hiiiiiiii! Why am I kneeling in "seiza" before Asakura-san in the library?! s.h.i.t…… The main culprit, Cla.s.s rep was like——-
『Andou-kun, here, I entrust this matter to you. I"ll be leaving first! It"s alright. Don"t worry about me…… as I don"t give a d.a.m.n about you too!』
——–Saying that before she completely disappears……. That d.a.m.n woman! (Andou)
「Now, I wonder what the heck just happened? I saw you about to touch Cla.s.s rep"s b.r.e.a.s.t.s——-」
「I-it"s not like that!」
「What——-is ?」
「It was just to be sure!」
「To be sure? Of?」
「That is—–」
s.h.i.t! How should I answer that? I can"t possibly be honest and say "to ascertain my feelings for you"……. Right! (Andou)
「That is—— to be sure "whether my heart pounds at Cla.s.s rep"s large b.o.o.bs"!」
「Huh?!」
「Hiiiiiii! I-I"m sorry!」
What? Why is Asakura-san super mad at me when I"m telling her the truth?! (Andou)
W-w-w-w-what! I knew it! Andou-kun is fond of large-breasted girls! E-e-even though he had touched my b.r.e.a.s.t.s! Since mine were small, his heart didn"t "throb". Isn"t that what he"s saying?! (Asakura)
「Fu———n, I see….. You"re very fond of large b.o.o.bs. Hmm, my b.o.o.bs are small after all…… you know since you"ve touched it. Surely you must feel disappointed comparing mine with Cla.s.s rep"s, right?」
「………huh」
C-craaaaap! I see! The words I said just now were taken by Asakura-san as "Hey, small breast"! This is bad! Rather than making Asakura-san misunderstand, being honest and saying "it was to ascertain my feelings for you" would have been a hundred times better! (Andou)
「A-Asakura-san, that"s not it! T-that was—-」
「What is it? You still want to make excuses….. It"s not like my tiny b.r.e.a.s.t.s are—–」
Say it! Go on, tell her! Tell her I tried to touch Cla.s.s rep"s b.r.e.a.s.t.s to recognise my 『feelings』! When I was about to touch Cla.s.s rep"s b.r.e.a.s.t.s, my heart did pound, but it was obviously different from the throbbing I had for Asakura-san. When I touched her b.r.e.a.s.t.s, my heart didn"t just palpitate merely because I was touching b.r.e.a.s.t.s….. By touching Asakura-san, the "prettiest girl" and coming into direct contact with "that", I realized it!
That towards you, I——- (Andou)
「I like Asakura-san"s b.o.o.bs more!」
「Fue!? A-Andou-kun?」
W-What did he just say——Andou-kun…….. He L-l-l-likes my b.o.o.bs?! b.o.o.bs as in b.r.e.a.s.t.s…….right? b.r.e.a.s.t.s is a body part, yeah…… And my body is a part of me. That means I can apply this equation as b.o.o.bs=me or me=b.o.o.bs. Then, Andou-kun"s words just now becomes—— 『I like Asakura-san ("s b.o.o.bs)!』! (Asakura)
「——Eh, Ah……..no! Wait, just now I don"t think I communicated it sufficiently……」
「Do you really find…… my b.o.o.bs more……. to your liking…… than large b.o.o.bs?」
「Eh, Aa……yes」
「Really? Compared to Cla.s.s rep"s b.o.o.bs?」
「Mmhmm.」
「T-Then! Compared to Cla.s.s rep"s big b.o.o.bs, my…… Even so, you like my b.o.o.bs more?」
「Yes!」
「Fuuuue~~~~~」
「A-Asakura-san?」
Andou-kun……..likes me! Me—— he said he 『likes』 me! (Asakura)
「Nnnn, *ahem*!」
「It can"t be helped then. I-I"ll let you off this time.」
「R-really?」
「Yeah, but on one condition!」
「Condition…….tell me! I"ll listen to whatever you want!」
If Asakura-san is willing to let me off, whether it"s one or two conditions, I"ll accept them all! (Andou)
「Then, I"ll tell you…….the condition.」
「Yes!」
「The condition is……..T-that—— 『from now on, except for mine, Andou-kun is prohibited from touching other girls" b.o.o.bs!』」
C-come again? (Andou)
「W-what? Don"t tell me……you can"t accept it?」
「No……. Rather, I don"t get why you gave me that condition.」
「You, you don"t get it?! Andou-kun, you touched my b.o.o.bs, didn"t you?」
「Y-yes!」
「That"s why, it becomes your responsibility!」
「Responsibility?」
「Of course! I"m not the type of woman who simply lets someone touches her body——-much less feel my breast! If despite this, you who has touched my b.o.o.bs still recklessly touch other girls" b.r.e.a.s.t.s at school, wouldn"t the 『value of my b.o.o.bs』 plummet?!」
T-that"s right! *pishan*(1) (Andou)
「That"s why, as it"s your responsibility to protect the "value" of my b.o.o.bs since you"ve touched it, you aren"t allowed to carelessly touch other girls" b.o.o.bs!」
「S-so that"s what you meant!」
「Besides…….A-Andou-kun, you like my "b.o.o.bs" the most, right? If that"s true, then you don"t need other people"s b.r.e.a.s.t.s since you"ve touched the best b.o.o.bs!」
「It"s exactly as you said!」
Asakura-san! You"re wrong! There is no such thing as unnecessary b.o.o.bs in this worlddddddddddd! H-however, so as not to fan her anger, I could only do as she said….. Besides, even if I don"t make such promises, there won"t be any other girl that will let a 『loner』 like me touch her b.o.o.bs! Hahaha, it"s sad to say so myself! (Andou)
「Good! S-So it"s a promise!」
「Yes……」
「Looking at other girls" b.o.o.bs is off limits!」
「Yes…….」
Ever since I escaped, I"ve been listening to their entire conversation from outside the library, but……
Andou-kun and Asakura-san, why aren"t the both of you getting together? (Cla.s.s rep)
TN notes:
(1) The sound of enlightenment (lol)