Chapter 45.3 - Wife, I really want to sing a love song
[Guild] This emperor: Yo~~ Little Tang poem, you’re online, ah~
[Guild] Tang poem: Wait, why are you in our guild.
[Guild] This emperor: Not only me, all of the high levelled accounts from Ranzhi are here too.
Tang Xiao checked the guild members and found that about half of Ranzhi had joined j.a.panese rose.
[Guild] Tang poem: …. Your guild, finally collapsed! You’re here to join the better choice because you’ve seen the light?
[Guild] This emperor: Pfft! We crossed thousands of miles to come here to help j.a.panese rose kill of Forbidden top’s people.
To leave the guild, meant that the original guild’s contributions would be halved.
Those later stage high levelled accounts had to depend on those guild contributions to craft their strong and higher levelled equipment.
Now that half of Ranzhi had left Ranzhi, to say that j.a.panese rose wasn’t moved, would be a lie.
The guild battle was set at 9pm.
It was a proper guild battle, different from when they just saw each other in the battle and made a mess.
This time, the system would send them into a random quest and the two sides would compete like that.
The quest map was huge so it was easy to get lost or separate from everyone else.
Furthermore, wild monsters would also sp.a.w.n on the map.
Every time they didn’t feel good after the battle, they’d go torment the monsters.
This proper guild battle didn’t have a lot of casual players playing on it.
But there were some advantages.
As long as the opposite side’s guild master or a.s.sistant guild master died, they’d go on screen so that everyone could admire them.
The so-called screen would be a very big and thick red banner that the system would post in an announcement on screen.
[System] x.x.xx guild’s guild master user x.x.xx was killed by the enemy at the guild battle. The guild is instantly a dragon without a head, utterly defeated.
The guild master represented the face of the guild so even though Wind blows pants was normally shameless, this time, face was very important.
So, the other party’s aim was to make the other side lose face.
No matter how many you killed, no matter who won or lost in the end, the most important part was how to quickly get on video the way you use the bottom of your shoe to stomp on the other party’s face.
But the way you used the sole of your shoe to stomp on their face to be artistic, it had to be strong.
The two guild’s people all gathered on yy.
There was only half an hour left until the guild battle was about to begin.
This emperor suddenly decided on a guy to volunteer and sing for everyone, to boost morale.
Tang Xiao heard This emperor’s voice and suddenly had a bad feeling.
“The song that you’re best at!”
The type of song that once you hear it, everyone will join it.
On the other side, he cleared his throat and began to sing.
How could we describe his voice?
This guy was a foreigner and his Chinese wasn’t that great.
The whole time, Tang Xiao just heard him mumbling the lyrics. “You f*** my little sister, you f**** my mom, you f**** my lover, f**** my whole family ….”
She was completely shocked.
Tang Xiao thought that she’d misheard so she turned up her volume.
The whole room was echoing those two phrases, proving that she hadn’t misheard.
Her whole person was dumbfounded.
The song lyrics had struck her so hard that she couldn’t tell which way was north.
Not only was she shocked, everyone on yy was shocked.
[Guild] Tang poem: …. What type of song is this? So wild, violent, frank and coa.r.s.e. Is this what foreigners like?
[Guild] This emperor: He actually wants to sing ‘you are my rose’.
[Guild] This emperor: You are my rose, you are my flower ….
[Guild] Everyone: …..
Tang XIao felt like he was definitely a spy sent from the other side to lower their morale.
How could someone be so d.a.m.n tone deaf? So tone deaf he’d gone to the moon.
Her bad feeling was right, This emperor definitely harboured bad intentions.
Just when the guild battle was about to begin, the guy used the cutest voice to cheer them on, “baby, good luck~ if you lose, I’ll use my voice to comfort you all.”
On j.a.panese rose’s side, they all shuddered and like they weren’t scared of death, ran to the other party’s camp.
This bravery was as motivating as possible.
Wind blows pants, as the guild master, was protected by a human shield fortress.
Powerful hotpot, as j.a.panese rose’s best support nurse, was stuck to his side and just healing him.
She was afraid that Wind blows pants wouldn’t be able to stick on, and would accidentally fall down.
Olden day dawn was by her side.
Tang poem, as a perverse enchantress, especially a s.e.xually frustrated enchantress, was really suited to this type of battle.
She hadn’t gone on for a long time so she had to take a bit of time to familiarise herself with the controls.
Then, she started to show off on the battle ground.
She took small steps and made trouble whenever she went.
The other party took aim at the guild master so Wind blows pants was like a bonfire, attracting moths that flew at him no matter where he went.
Tang poem turned on her invisibility skill and crouched by Wind blows pants’ side, trying the approach of waiting by the stump to kill the rabbits.
If one came, she’d kill one, if two came, she’d kill two.
Wind blows pants who was being protected in the middle, was doing all the work before Tang Xiao took the kill shot.
The game hadn’t even gone on for a few minutes, before Tang Xiao had already killed twenty people.
[Guild] Wind blows pants: ….. Little Tang poem, this isn’t good sportsmanship! I’m using my blood, sweat and tears to kill them and you’ve just stolen all my kills.
[Guild] Tang poem: If I don’t make a move, they won’t know I’m versed in the arts and the military. Don’t show off, even though you’re frequently shameless, we can’t lose j.a.panese rose’s face.
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TL note:
Kill steal - Wind blows pants has done all the work and TX just swoops in, does the final strike and the kill is automatically hers. So she’s stealing the ‘kills’ from him.
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