Chapter 48.1 - An anti that goes too deep naturally becomes a fan 1
Xiao Lin and the others a.n.a.lysed the current situation and thought up of a brilliant plan.
No matter whether a player was an anti or a fan, as long as they knew that Tang Xiao was back online and playing, the Spirit Road servers would probably explode again.
But, if at this time, anyone from Ranzhi or j.a.panese rose got too close with her, they’d probably get exposed again.
So for the sake of protecting Tang Xiao, Xiao Lin purposely thought of a plan.
“We’ve discussed it and decided, every time we see you, we’ll kill you. That way, they definitely won’t know that you’re Tang Xiao.” Xiao Lin excitedly said.
Tang Xiao was silent. “Normally, you guys kill me for no reason anyway.”
Xiao Lin thought for a bit and realised that was true.
Then she suggested, “Why don’t you pretend to be your own anti and swear at yourself in the world chat?“
Tang Xiao: …..
No matter how much she was against it, that was what was decided.
Xiao Lin instructed her on how to be a good anti, she had to be the type to have the strength to swallow mountains and rivers, the type to definitely get into fan wars with other Tang Xiao fans.
Xiao Lin especially demonstrated, “Tang Xiao, everyone says that girls with big chests have no brains but who knew that you had surgery to make your chest this big, but you still don’t have brains.”
Tang Xiao: …..
“Your personality is so bad, you’re so ugly, exactly who gave you the confidence to come out and lose face like this? Can’t you put down the resolution of your face?”
Tang Xiao: …..
“A face like an idiot.”
Tang Xiao: …..
“Xiao Lin, tell me honestly, do you swear at me like this often behind my back?” Tang Xiao was shocked by how easily she swore at her.
Just hearing it, it was obvious that she’d done it countless times before.
“.... it’s alright, not too often.”
Tang Xiao: …. Thank you.
“Alright! I say, let’s get ready to start. You can then start your life of fleeing to the other side of the world. Don’t forget to go on world chat to show you’re alive.” Xiao Lin pulled her up and called her over to start running.
Tang Xiao silently looking up at the ceiling, her eyes br.i.m.m.i.n.g with tears.
They all said that birds of a feather flock together, but why is that she’s so smart but all of the people around her are so stupid.
Once they said chase to kill, they really started chasing after her.
They didn’t even continue to fight in the guild battle, they just started to chase after her.
Tang Xiao crouched in the safety area, watching the people standing in front of her.
There weren’t any outsiders so they were all taking out popcorn and chatting.
[Party] July: Aye, I didn’t think you were actually Tang Xiao, then who was the person who came to the meeting?
[Party] King calls me: It was Loli.
[Party] July: My G.o.d! Who knew that I’d been playing games with Tang Xiao for so long, I need to go to the bathroom to calm down.
[Party] King calls me: Eating p.o.o.p won’t solve the problem. I know you feel extremely lucky, to be able to know such a beautiful person like myself.
[Party] July: ……
Suddenly, the crowd that had been crouching down, jumped up and Tang Xiao saw their dialogue on the world chat.
[World] Millions of lolis: King calls me, do you think you’re that good looking! To actually swear at Tang Xiao and call her ugly.
[World] July: Calling you a r*tard would be complimenting you.
[World] Powerful hotpot: If I see you once, I’ll kill you once.
Swearing, swearing, swearing at her and then they kicked her out of the guild.
[Party] July: Alright, it’s okay now. Just then, an outside walked past. You should swear at yourself as well.
[Party] King calls me: ….
[World] King calls me: Tang Xiao, you ugly.
After swearing, she silently added in her heart, as if.
[Party] July: Oh, I forgot to say. For the sake of making it more real, Millions of lolis just added a guild announcement saying, “King calls me and dogs aren’t allowed in”.
[Party] King calls me: ……
j.a.panese rose and Ranzhi were only doing it to cover themselves up but Forbidden top weren’t the same.
After Tang Xiao had been hacked, their anger hadn’t gone down at all.
July and the guild had helped Tang Xiao make her presence too obvious.
War G.o.d’s fury personally came over to capture her.
Tang Xiao had to crouch down in the safety area for three hours, unable to move, even Tang Xiao was getting a bit angry.
[World] King calls me: … War G.o.d’s fury, have you been possessed by a ghost! What’s the point of trying to capture me! There are tons of other people who’ve sworn at Tang Xiao too.
[World] Ghost: Sorry, as a ghost, I don’t just possess anyone, they have to have grown(long) handsomely too.
[World] Millions of lolis: F***, not only do you want a handsome one, you want them to have a long one too? That criteria is too harsh. You didn’t possess War G.o.d’s fury because he’s ugly or is it because he’s small?
[World] War G.o.d’s fury: …..
[World] Ghost: …..
[World] King calls me: Maybe both reasons?
[World] War G.o.d’s fury: ….
War G.o.d’s fury was truly furious now.
Even though she was in the safety area, he still threw spells at her.
They didn’t harm her at all so Tang Xiao just sat down and continued chatting to him. The so called ‘if the enemy fights, I’ll run, if the enemy chases, I’ll be trash’.
[Now] King calls me: Men, ah, even if they’re a bit ugly or a bit short, it’s fine. As long as their ‘that place’ is big, it’s alright.
[Now] This emperor: …. You’re so dirty.
[Now] War G.o.d’s fury: ….
[Now] July: I never knew that you were that type of person.
[Now] King calls me: My G.o.d, I meant a big heart. What are you all thinking about? As long as your heart is big, even if you’re ugly or short, it’s fine. Men, ah, your name is ‘perverted’.
After disgusting a whole group of people, Tang Xiao’s mood improved drastically.
Of course, afterwards, it meant that the whole group was crouching down and not moving, clearly about to show that they wanted to die with her, guarding her until she died.
Tang Xiao was bored and had nothing to do, so she started to send emojis/actions.
Originally, she wanted to send a ‘face slapping’ action to War G.o.d’s fury but as her mouse moved, she accidentally clicked ‘hold hands’ instead.
So on the screen, a cute little loli held hands with the manly archer sitting across from her.
Even more melodramatic was that Mu Cheng decided to choose this time to go online.
[Now] Millions of lolis: ….. What happened, I just told Su Muzhe to go online. My G.o.d, how did you guys get together?
‘Get together’ this phrase, sometimes, was really too, ambiguous.
When you fight, you could say, f***, I’m gonna get him.
When you’re hooking up on the down low, you could say, f***, I’m gonna get him.
Tang Xiao felt like Su Muzhe’s character’s eyes could go through the monitor and through to her.
Without waiting for her to do anything, This emperor decided to display his true sense of brotherhood.
Boss Su’s life had to be harmonious! Boss Su’s wife had to be held onto tightly!
Boss Su’s head definitely couldn’t be green!
As he thought, he quickly clicked his mouse as his character jumped up and grabbed War G.o.d’s fury’s head and the two characters instantly -- kissed pa.s.sionately and couldn’t be separated.
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TL note:
Unexpected no?
I also have a big … heart.
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