Chapter 50.2 - d.a.m.n, a livestream
Tang Xiao didn’t see a familiar person by her side at all but saw a lot of Buddhist temple server players on the other side.
Amongst them were Powerful hotpot and Olden day dawn.
The method of battle was that apart from having to kill people by taking their heads, they also had to attack the opposite side’s fort and defense paG.o.da.
Of course, the system would provide a granary that players would be able to carry provisions, mend their fort and defend their paG.o.da.
Normally, what would happen is that in the first two minutes, the majority of the party would set up, dig up some provisions, mend the fort and then begin to attack.
The so called “normally” is of course, what happens most of the time.
This means that it excludes a small amount of the time.
Tang Xiao was the only person on the battlefield that was still loitering around, not following Peach Blossom and the others as they went to the front line to attack the fort, not following the others to dig up provisions either.
When the battle begun, she hadn’t completely come to her senses and by that time, there were already no people by the fort.
It was only her who was left, blowing in the wind.
So the result was, the opposite side didn’t dig for provisions!
Mu Cheng brought a few other players like Powerful Hotpot and Olden day dawn beside him.
Facing this group of players, Tang Xiao was a solitary figure.
The wind in-game blew and the flashiness of the enchantress instantly became loneliness.
Mu Cheng originally thought that they’d be able to set up an ambush for the returning party, after all, it was nigh impossible for the opposite party to defeat the fort in a few minutes, they could only dig up some provisions.
But who knew that there’d be a free Tang Xiao delivered to them.
The camera panned to where they were, one side being Mu Cheng’s big group and the other being Tang Xiao’s pitiful face, looking 45 degrees upwards.
There was even a dumb username hanging above her and instantly, the dialogue box exploded.
-- Come, come and take a look. Ten big men and one little girl, they’re about to x.x.xx.x.x. If you’re walking past, don’t miss it!
Tang Xiao: ….. That’s a bit dirty.
Mu Cheng’s hand didn’t falter, rolling up his sleeves as he began to attack.
Tang Xiao quickly retreated and shouted, “Don’t don’t, be a bit soft on me. We’re live streaming, so at least let me stand for a few minutes. Aiyo, f***!”
Everyone’s headphones were connected and they could hear everything that was happening in game.
Once this word reached their headphones, they instantly turned to look at the video.
In-game, the few leaders guffawed.
Tang Xiao wanted to cover up her face, so embarra.s.sing!
Originally, the players who didn’t have much hope in Tang Xiao, all rolled their eyes in secret.
It hadn’t even been that long and she was begging for mercy already?
On the other side, even more people were getting excited after hearing her cries for mercy.
Especially Mu Cheng, who when he heard her cry out, his mouth instantly curled up.
The camera just happened to catch that and female players instantly went to lick their screens.
In the dialogue box, Buddhist temple’s players shouted -- Lightly prod! Lightly prod!
Onscreen, the players began to silently antic.i.p.ate the light prodding.
Lightly, prod, these two things - Mu Cheng were able to satisfy them both.
Mu Cheng got in the close range, matching Olden day dawn who was far away.
Powerful hotpot was support attack as the other players took turns in attacking wildly.
Tang Xiao ran around the fort, jumping, like a priest jumping for a deity.
But she dodged a few times before dying in the end.
After dying, she could either be revived by a doctor or wait for the system to send her to the revival point.
As she waited, Tang Xiao stretched out her two empty hands.
[Now] Powerful hotpot: …. Little Tang poem hadn’t even survived for a minute before dying. Making our server lose face.
[Now] Steel pole that’s been whittled down to a needle: Ah? Where is Tang Xiao? I didn’t see her. I just saw that ID called: A man that’s super flashy.
Tang Xiao wanted to roll up her sleeves and kill him!
It was clearly “a man that’s super handsome” alright!!!!
Saying that I’m flashy, your pole has already been “whittled” down to a needle!
Who needs to be more flashy??
[Now] A man that’s s: I’m here, the ‘s’ is for ‘super handsome’ -_-
The two players had actually no idea what ID Tang Xiao was using.
They thought that she’d be like Mu Cheng who was just using “Mu Cheng” as his ID.
The players who were fighting, were fighting from home so they didn’t see the dialogue box so they were absolutely shocked.
[Now] Steel pole: …. F***, you’re Tang Xiao? Brother, your name’s really cool.
[Now] A man that: …. Thank you, your name is also very cool.
The dialogue box exploded again.
The people who were roasting Tang Xiao’s ID were numerous.
Originally, they were talking about Mu Cheng and Peach Blossom, but now, they were all talking about Tang Xiao.
-- This ID is poisonous, 666 (too cool, too cool, too cool).
-- Maybe that thread was right, Tang Xiao actually cut off her pee pee to become transgender.
-- Tang Xiao, it’s time to take your medicine. Mu Cheng brought you to eat grilled skewers, why didn’t he take you to take your medicine?
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TL note:
TX’s ID -- her ID is literally “a man that’s so ‘s’” where s= shuai (handsome) but everyone thinks it’s “a man that’s so s=sao (flashy)”. So I kept the ‘s’ to make it flow better.
Flashy is normally used in a derogatory way like flamboyant? It can also make up “sao rao” which means to hara.s.s. Chinese is confusing and hard.
Steel pole that’s whittled down to a needle - this is normally used to mock promiscuous guys, e.g. for when a certain male appendage is used so much, it’s “whittled” down to a needle from a pole hahaha
666 = ‘liu’ in Chinese = h.o.m.onym for cool, numbers are used as shorthand a lot
(also shoutout to the people who keep recommending WNSYM on novelupdates omg I"d give an extra chapter if I wasn"t so tired from work orzzz)
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