Chapter 2.1 - Fleeing from marriage was successful, but still got beaten up
The second day, when Tang Xiao went online, the whole server was talking about the love story between Ranzhi Jiangshan’s female G.o.ddess Su Muzhe and j.a.panese rose’s c.o.c.ky enchanter Tang poem.
Someone said, the reason why Ranzhi and j.a.panese Rose were at odds with each other was actually because Tang poem was trying to force Su Muzhe and the female G.o.ddess refused.
But now, the female G.o.ddess had been moved!
She felt like she finally found her dream husband! She wanted to get married! Congratulations!
Tang Xiao: Ha ha.
[System] Su Muzhe gave 999 roses to Tang poem, the two people’s friendship points went up by 999 points.
[System] Su Muzhe gave 999 roses to Tang poem, the two people’s friendship points went up by 999 points.
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[World] Wind blows pants: d.a.m.n, so filthy rich. Hey rich person, are you missing a partner?! I’m here, I’m here!
[World] Millions of lolis: Recently, lots of people have been wanting to be friends with rich people. But speaking rationally, so what if you’re friends with a rich person? If you get benefits from them, you’ll be at their mercy whenever. You’ll have to pay it back eventually by having to stick up for them, it’ll cost you your dignity, having to be a yes-man to them all the time, like a second cla.s.s citizen. Can you pay that price?
[World] Millions of lolis: Because I can! Rich person, please be my friend!
[World] Tang poem: Trying to be cool is only for a second, not wanting face is forever. Your not wanting face skills are already maximised, I’m impressed.
[World] Millions of lolis: Same to you, I’m impressed too.
The system viciously spat out tens more lines because in Spirit Road, only those with friendship points over 10,000 can get married.
Friendship points can be gained through other methods too, like fighting monsters.
Two people can form a team, defeat 10 monsters which would equal one point.
The other method would be to spend money and buy roses to gain points.
Tang Xiao finally witnessed someone burning money.
In a moment, the two people’s friendship points were at 10,000.
[World] Parting song: Ranzhi’s Su Muzhe and j.a.panese Rose’s Tang poem’s wedding is at 3pm. We hope that all of our friends can come and be a witness.
The news spread.
The crowds who had questions just then, instantly understood.
Ranzhi’s guild master had already personally spread the news, that meant this marriage was the real thing.
This scam of a game, if even two arch enemies could get married, what else couldn’t happen?
This side, people from Ranzhi guild were crazily flooding the comments, and j.a.panese Rose guild couldn’t lose so they did it too!
All of a sudden, everyone who was online flooded the chat box with congratulations.
[World] July: Hope you have a happy hundred years, and give birth to children early.
[World] Tang poem: Wait, how did I not know I was getting married?
[World] Millions of lolis: Hope you have a happy hundred years, and give birth to children early.
[World] Wind blows pants: Hope you have a happy hundred years, and give birth to children early.
[World] Tang poem: …
It felt like no one took into consideration her feelings!
This j.a.panese Rose guild was famous for tricking and scamming their own members.
It was a hard to come by opportunity to trick Tang poem, so everyone spared no efforts.
They were even nearly about to wrap her up and gift her to the Ranzhi guild.
Tang poem could only put all of her hopes on Su Muzhe.
[Whisper] You to Su Muzhe: Female G.o.ddess~ You should think twice.
[Whisper] Su Muzhe to you: En? You want me to reject?
[Whisper] You to Su Muzhe: Of course not. When I get rejected by you, my heart feels as crushed up as dumpling filling. But I feel like we’re not compatible. I’m a poem, you’re a phrase. Lovers that try to go inter-species never end well.
[Whisper] Su Muzhe to you: What we have doesn’t count as love, it’s just mutual disgust for each other. Don’t worry, I’ll dote on you well in the future.
Tang poem tried to express that she didn’t want to be disgusted, she wanted to disgust you guys!
Furthermore, she didn’t want to be doted on by you!
So if peaceful talks didn’t pan out, she could only take extraordinary measures.
At 3pm in the afternoon, she fled from the marriage.
About half of the players on the server came to the marriage and even those old players from Ranzhi Jiangshan who rarely played, came back from the dead to come online for this.
Those Buddhist temple server’s legendary players who had disappeared from the server for over half a year, All in One Suit, had also appeared for the marriage, those who ranked high in their respective professions all came online.
The crowds all wanted to take photos to commemorate this.
[World] Little pudding rushing madly: d.a.m.n! That’s the number one ranked doctor! Get out of the way! I want to take a group photo.
[World] Smile glancing back: d.a.m.n! That group of legendary players, Su Muzhe’s face is really big!
[World] Parting song: Where’s Tang poem?
Those from the j.a.panese Rose guild all stayed silent.
They waited for nearly an hour and the new groom still hadn’t come.
The whole crowd from Ranzhi Jiangshan had bad expressions.
On the other hand, Su Muzhe seemed to have already antic.i.p.ated this and was calmly extracting medicine on the side.
[World] Olden day dawn: Don’t tell me, Tang poem that beast actually fled from marriage?
[World] Wind blows pants: Aiyo! Not good! My internet’s been cut, I’m going offline first.
[World] Millions of lolis: Aiyo! Not good! My internet’s been cut, I’m going offline first.
[World] July: Aiyo! Not good! Nothing cut off, I’m going offline first.
Everyone: ….
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TL note: the footnotes were too much of a pain. Comment if you actually liked them and if there’s anything in this chapter that you need explaining.
[World] is public chat - anyone can see what’s being said in that world.
[Now] is restricted to 25 squares - you and other players in that area can see what’s being said.
[Guild] is within the guild - only people in the respective guild can see what was said.
[Whisper] is only to one person - between you and the other person.
[System] any messages from the game.
Su Muzhe is surprisingly rich ha.
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