Chapter 11.2 - Group fight, why not raise a dog
She was really curious about which part of Chief Ning’s brain was broken.
To not only use sound-controlled lights for a toilet but to also have it automated to turn off every freaking ten seconds?
“I give up.”
Scared of the dumb husky disturbing the peace, Tang Xiao wound her way to the toilet.
It just meant that she’d have to accompany it every time it p.o.o.ped.
Huskies, this breed, are quite smart in some areas and not so much in others.
When Mu little Cheng crouched over the toilet, it watched alertly all around it.
When Tang Xiao opened the toilet door, it was even shocked into barking at her.
Afterwards, was a warning bark.
“Don’t call out any more. I’m accompanying you to p.o.o.p.”
Tang Xiao got nearer and saw that it was becoming uneasy.
So even though it was crouching, its tail could still wag?
It looked at Tang Xiao and then looked at its fresh p.o.o.p before under Tang Xiao’s horrified face, ate its own p.o.o.p.
Tang Xiao: ……
Xiao Lin: …...
Tang Xiao: Ate p.o.o.p?!
Tang Xiao: Ate????
Tang Xiao: p.o.o.p????
Her mind was just bullets shooting, she couldn’t even describe her own thoughts.
Just one thought exploded, she could only use a swear word.
“Freaking son of a b*tch.”
The most important thing is that this dumb husky actually thought she’d fight it to eat its p.o.o.p?
F***?!
Youth?!
What gave you this misconception?!
All that’s left in her heart were two graceful lines.
d.a.m.n it, d.a.m.n it, d.a.m.n it.
Oh my G.o.d, oh my G.o.d, oh my G.o.d.
She sucked in a deep breath, told herself, you gotta calm down!
You have to calm down!
Don’t move!!!
She can’t eat the dog hotpot from a dog who’s eaten its own p.o.o.p!!
“So, why did Chief Ning think it was like me?”
Xiao Lin had also been shocked by this scene. “Maybe because of this?”
“I don’t eat p.o.o.p!!! I don’t rip up toilet paper!!!!!”
There weren’t enough exclamation marks for her to express herself.
“I suddenly want to know how Chief Ning normally treats him. This thing kept eating whilst guarding its p.o.o.p from me, like it was scared I’d s.n.a.t.c.h his p.o.o.p? Chief Ning definitely did something to cause this.”
The two people’s minds came up with an imaginary scenario, imagined what Chief Ning did.
After their imagined scenario, they looked at each other and their faces were 囧, like they knew something that they shouldn’t have.
“I think, he shouldn’t be called Mu little Cheng. He should be called Su Muzhe. That way, at least I’ll feel a bit better. Once I think about how he’s called Mu little Cheng and eats his own p.o.o.p, I don’t feel good.”
Tang Xiao silently pa.s.sed the dog to Xiao Lin and ordered her to definitely give it back to Chief Ning, no matter the price!
She returned to her own room and started to place a call.
“I say, Chief Ning! Can you take your ancestor back!”
Once the phone connected, Tang Xiao began to bellow.
“How can I take back something I’ve given out?”
“I’ll x.x.xx your dad! Bro! I’ve been carefully minding my own business and I’ve never done anything to harm the people. I’m just curious, if your toilet’s controlled to have its light turned off every ten seconds, do you knock as you p.o.o.p? To your neighbours, they probably think you’re high as h.e.l.l!”
“Oh, well I’m pretty rich so my toilet is separate. The sound controlled one was purposely fitted for the dumb husky. You know, dogs can’t turn on switches so I made a sound controlled one.” Chief Ning explained.
Tang Xiao was deflated. “Then why does he p.o.o.p and then eat it, and be scared that someone will take it from him! My G.o.d, I’m even suspicious that he’s that scared because you frequently steal his p.o.o.p to eat?”
“Maybe he’s hungry. Don’t they say “dog’s can’t change their habit to eat p.o.o.p”? Just like how you can’t change your swear words and roasting habit.”
Okay, well she did want to swear another, **** your dad.
“I ….”
Chief Ning seemed to have antic.i.p.ated what she was about to say.
“Recently, I’ve been needed to go on business trips so I won’t be at home. There’ll be no one home. Right as I left, I took my keys away and cut off the electricity and water. So don’t even think about putting the dog back in my house. I even followed your likes and purposely dyed it half blonde. I can a.s.sure you, Mu Cheng’s golden retriever isn’t as fun as yours.”
How can this freaking be called fun!!! This is stimulating okay!!!
But Tang Xiao didn’t even have the opportunity to speak before Chief Ning hung up.
When she tried to call back, she only got voicemail.
So he was prepared for this!
She finally knew what was called, it’s easy to ask for the buddha, but hard to send them away!
She cleaned up her balcony and placed the dog’s kennel there.
Xiao Lin brought the dog to walk around the block but still couldn’t find Chief Ning so she went to the pet store and got some things.
She brought the dog with her but this time, the dog was obedient and quietly sat outside, cutely poking out its tongue too.
“Hmph, now you know that you’ve made a mess, you’re all obedient now.” Tang Xiao was so angry that she was about to laugh.
Just as she stretched her hand to rub his head, she saw he immediately poked out his tongue and nearly jumped.
“I brought him to the pet store and got him cleaned up.”
Tang Xiao was relieved and then let him lick her hand.
“Bullying the weak, scared of the strong.” Tang Xiao laughingly scolded.
“Just like you.”
Shockingly, Tang Xiao didn’t respond.
“Right, I just saw a golden retriever down stairs and it looked exactly like the one that Mu Cheng has. Have you noticed it when you walk down stairs?”
Tang Xiao rolled her eyes. “I’m blind to dogs.”
“.....”
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TL note:
So that’s why they said Tang Xiao was very similar to her puppy.
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