Chapter 17.2 - This is d.a.m.n fate 1
Tang Xiao’s explosive temper flared up and the three started fighting.
Or more accurately, it was her and that female summoner Yuan song.
Old man, old man, she kept calling and in her heart, she threw up her middle finger a few times too.
[Now] Song phrase: Don’t argue any more. If you want to fight, what’s your main account? We’ll fight using our main accounts.
Tang Xiao heard this and was so angry, she started laughing.
[Now] King called me: Aiyo, actually daring to use your main account? Once daddy opens her main account, you’ll be so scared, you’ll start crying!
[Now] Song phrase: Come.
[Now] Yuan song: In this area, you’re the first to speak like that.
[Now] King called me: AHAHA! I’ll be waiting. Once daddy opens her main account, I won’t only be the first person to speak like that to you, I’ll also be the first to beat you guys up!
Tang Xiao gave them the middle finger before running to open up her main account.
An alluring female enchantress appeared on the screen as Tang Xiao rushed towards Hangzhou.
Tang poem ran towards the three characters.
Tang poem and Song phrase were both female enchantresses but Tang poem looked stronger.
She couldn’t help but start getting c.o.c.ky.
[Now] Tang poem: What, your main account hasn’t been opened yet? Hurry up! I’ll let you guys feel good.
Tang Xiao saw the two other people who had similar names as her.
Her eyelid couldn’t help but twitch.
Did people like starting to use these names again?
Without waiting for her to jump a second time, a person teleported to her side.
The only other person who could use that couples’ skill to teleport over, was of course, Su Muzhe.
Her eyelid twitched even harder.
Why did she have a feeling that it wasn’t them who would feel good?
A moment later, Parting song came too.
Three alt accounts and three main accounts appeared.
Tang Xiao suddenly had an epiphany.
At this time, if she still couldn’t guess that Su Muzhe was Song phrase and Yuan song was Parting song, she really would be a pig.
Life really was filled with meetings and reunions.
This d.a.m.n Buddhist temple server was too d.a.m.n small.
She was just playing on her alt account and she still managed to b.u.mp into someone she knew?
b.u.mping into someone she knew was alright, but why did she freaking start a fight?!!!!
Tang Xiao began to reflect.
She didn’t say anything extreme did she?
QAQ, no, it didn’t seem like she said anything wrong?
Using her main account, Tang Xiao didn’t scare them into crying.
They first scared Tang Xiao into crying QAQ.
She finally realised, what was called a dumbstruck face.
Her gut feeling told her, she’d die very tragically.
[Now] Tang poem: Ah~ wife, what a coincidence.
If you can pretend to be dumb, pretend to be dumb!
Too bad, Su Muzhe didn’t play along.
[Now] Su Muzhe: Not a coincidence, I came here to fight.
Tang Xiao’s face was about to be covered in tears.
Coincidence, it was too much of a d.a.m.n coincidence.
She must have done something evil in her past lifetime for this lifetime’s troubles to be so deep.
Even when she used the alt account that she used once in 10,000 years, she was still able to single-handedly pick out Su Muzhe.
My G.o.d, this was d.a.m.n fate!
Tang Xiao could only continued to play dumb.
[Now] Tang poem: Who did you want to fight with? With Parting song? Fighting doesn"t’ solve anything.
[Now] Su Muzhe: Wasn’t there a person who said that they’d open their main account and scare me into crying?
[Now] Tang poem: Who! Which beast said that! Wife, don’t be scared! I’ll protect you!
She guiltily pushed her alt account offline.
She only hoped that Su Muzhe didn’t discover what she just said, so as long as she just kept denying it was her alt account, it’d be fine!
[Now] Su Muzhe: Oh, the one who just went offline. I thought it was your alt account. Should I put out a bounty?
A bounty in the game, was when one side put out money for the capture of a person.
Once a player collected the person, the bounty reward would then go to them.
Back then, Ranzhi had posted a week old bounty for Tang poem because she’d been incessantly bothering them and proposing marriage.
At that time, the whole Buddhist temple set out to beat her up and her guild mates, j.a.panese Rose guild, scammed her even more happily.
[Now] Parting song: Aye, I thought it was you too. The way that that brat spoke, was just like you.
This was the second time that Tang Xiao’s alt account had fallen into Su Muzhe’s hands.
For the sake of proving that she had no relation to that alt account, Tang Xiao grit her teeth and bore the pain.
In front of Su Muzhe, she yelled at herself a few times and on the way, stopped the bounty in its tracks.
[Now] Tang poem: Maybe it’s because I’m cute so she was trying to copy the way I spoke. Wife! Don’t be scared! Isn’t it just chasing and killing! Leave it to me! You can rest.
[Now] Su Muzhe: Thanks for your hard work.
[Now] Tang poem: No problem QAQ
Only her heart felt tired.
On the other side, the Mu Cheng who’d just bullied little Tang poem, felt no guilt at all.
Xia Ziyang held in his laughter as he looked at their dialogue.
“Tang Xiao’s a really clown. She’d pluck the whiskers off a tiger and then immediately turn into a coward afterwards. She really let loose in yelling and cursing at herself. Mu Cheng, doesn’t your heart hurt?”
Mu Cheng slightly stretched out his arms.
He had a sudden impulse to try out the controls for an enchantress, but who knew that he’d end up b.u.mping into Tang Xiao.
Once she opened her mouth, Mu Cheng recognised her in a second.
“I heard that Tang Xiao’s been learning taekwondo near you?”
Once his gossipy side flared up, it was hard to stop.
Mu Cheng didn’t want to say too much. “If you’re this bored, go help Tang Xiao collect some gems. I haven’t finished collecting the gems for her hat yet.”
He clicked his tongue. “Your tone’s just like you’ve got her in the bag.”
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TL note:
Tang Xiao’s calling herself daddy in front of Mu Cheng? Orz. Literally digging her own grave.
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