Chapter 42.3 - F**** and your mom are flying together
When Tang Xiao got on, she remembered that she still hadn"t talked to the GM about how she froze last time.
But now that everyone’s circ.u.mstances were about the same, everyone was freezing and lagging.
The customer service lines were so busy that they were about to explode, and there were players who just kept going online.
[World] This emperor: Your mom! This d.a.m.n game! I hope you become! Popular! Popular! Popular!
[World] Big chest, no touching: I’m selling my account! Not playing any more! Selling all of my inventory! China"s biggest game, Spirit Road is about to close down. This d.a.m.n game line, all because they’ve been eating, drinking, gambling, visiting prost.i.tutes, randomly changing the game lines, so even the artists have gone home. We have no other methods, we can’t continue to play so I can only sell my account. Originally, it was worth tens of thousands, but now it’s only worth 5 cents, 5 cents! Game developers, you aren’t human, it’s enough that you don’t give us equipment, but now you’re freaking weakening everyone.
[World] Tang poem: …..
“You should first report to the GM.” Mu Cheng reminded her.
Tang Xiao ran off to find a GM but it seemed like every player in the world was looking for a GM so their replies were a bit slower than usual.
GM: h.e.l.lo, how can Maomao GM be of service?
Tang poem: …. That, ah, a few days ago, an archer shot me and then I couldn’t get back up.
GM: What? Aren’t you here now? Can you please explain more clearly.
Tang poem: That’s just my character, it fell down into the Yellow Springs. Can you help me get her back?
GM: If it was before the update, yes. But now the servers are at full capacity and we’re lagging like h.e.l.l so maybe you can come find us tomorrow.
Tang poem: What kind of c.r.a.ppy servers, just freezing like that? So I can’t play tonight?
GM: This isn’t about freezing. The servers are emitting smoke and have just come back online. You won’t be able to come play tonight. You should probably go offline before you get kicked offline.
“F****, the GM said that the servers were emitting smoke and told us to hurry offline.” Tang Xiao was speechless.
Mu Cheng looked at her dialogue box and casually said, “After Thursday’s update, the enchantress’ controlling skill has a longer cooling off period.”
“I’ll f**** his old man!” Tang Xiao couldn’t help but swear before instantly turning to peek at Mu Cheng.
W3hen she saw that he didn’t have any expression of dislike, she was finally relieved. “Originally, the cooling off period was enough for me to run a whole circle around Hangzhou and he still changed it? No way, I can’t go offline.”
Tang Xiao hit her keys and spoke on the world chat.
[World] Tang poem: Players of Spirit Road! It’s time that we rise up! We must protest!
[World] This emperor: How do we protest? It’s not like we can bomb their servers.
[World] Tang poem: Right! Let’s explode their servers! Spirit Road’s servers are already emitting smoke! If we all collectively sit at Hangzhou, we could probably sit on them till death.
[World] Tang poem: Rise up! Those not willing to become slave citizens, if you have an account, get online. If you don’t have an account, make one! If the accounts are filled, they’ll freeze up the screens. Our aim is to freeze up our screens, freeze up their servers.
[World] Su Muzhe: …..
It was hard enough for the tumor Tang poem to come up with a reasonable suggestion.
At th8is moment, all of Buddhist temple’s players were united as one.
Those with accounts continued to get online, those who didn’t have accounts called up friends who did and they all squeezed into Hangzhou.
The scene had too many people, those who wanted to teleport couldn’t even teleport there.
The players then ran around and forcibly got inside Hangzhou to sit and protest.
Tang Xiao silently watched the incredibly clean and quiet Yellow Springs.
The people had all squeezed themselves into Hangzhou so the Yellow Springs were quiet.
Life, was really too lonely.
Very quickly, Spirit Road’s servers were paralysed.
Tang Xiao wanted to send out more dialogue but was quickly kicked off the game.
She turned to look at Mu Cheng’s screen and he was the same.
She tried to sign in again and found that the servers were in repair mode, “They got done that quickly?”
“You’re the one who forced everyone to get over to Hangzhou.” Mu Cheng closed his computer.
“We probably can’t play tonight.”
Tang Xiao was helpless. She used the corner of her eyes to look at Mu Cheng, carefully speaking, “Tonight, are you unhappy? Did something happen?”
Mu Cheng watched her eyes blink at him, twice.
Her eyelashes were like little brushes, lightly sweeping on his heart.
His heart instantly softened.
“Nothing, nothing happened.”
Tang Xiao ‘oh’d but didn’t give up.
She continued to ask, “Then did you meet some frustration? You can talk to me. Maybe I can help you.”
“Nothing, really. Don’t worry.” Mu Cheng reached over to rub her head but saw that messy bun on the top of her head.
He couldn’t rub her hair so he could only turn to pinch her cheeks. “Little Tang poem, do you like acting?”
Tang Xiao’s face was being pinched so she couldn’t speak too clearly, “It’s fine, but it’s not as good as playing games.”
“Then in the future, play more games. You’re not lacking money after all, so maybe filming can be a hobby for you.”
Tang Xiao had only acted a few side roles so no one would notice her too much.
When Mu Cheng went back and thought of this, he didn’t feel too good.
What was the point of Chief Ning protecting her so well?
She’d only revealed a corner and there were already people who knew what was good, already coming in and thinking of trying to get a piece of her.
“F*****!” Tang Xiao suddenly shouted. “Spirit Road’s servers actually did explode!”
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TL note:
Is TX going to get in trouble? Is that an act of terrorism?
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