Chapter 12.1 - You"re so pretty, so so pretty 1
Have you experienced being woken up by having a b.u.t.t on your face!
That feeling, is extremely strange, extremely strong smelling.
Tang Xiao started to consider, exactly what kind of sinful thing had she done to deserve this?
Because why did everything called Su Muzhe have to go against her all the time!
In the game, there was Su Muzhe who’d beat her up all the time.
Outside of the game, there was a dumb husky called Su Muzhe who’s constantly use its b.u.t.t to sit on her head.
Tang Xiao’s mind upgraded, it could already shoot bullets: Bro!!!! This is a freaking head!!! Not a seat!!!
Also!!! Could you have a little bit of dog common-sense!!!
Did you wipe your b.u.t.t after p.o.o.ping!!! I really will eat dog meat hotpot!!! Really!!!
After deciding to raise a dog, she had to take it out for a walk every day too.
But the way it would go would be: the dumb husky would run around like crazy and Tang Xiao would be a dishevelled mess running after it.
“Wait! You can’t eat your own p.o.o.p! You can’t eat other people’s p.o.o.p either!”
“Why can’t you be like that golden retriever in front of you! A virtuous girl! Be more reserved! Okay!!!!”
“Aiyo, f***! That’s a poodle! If you go, you’ll get ****’ed!!”
“F***! You even dare to anger a Tibetan mastiff? I admire you, I really do!!”
This whole road, the thought of having dog meat hot pot only strengthened in Tang Xiao’s mind.
All because of a dumb husky called Su Muzhe, when she went online, she had all sorts of thoughts about the online Su Mzuhe.
Every Thursday, there’d be updates in game so while it was updating, she’d go on the online forums to see what was new.
This time, the top thread was a poll to choose the new spokesperson for the game.
The Spirit Road’s spokesperson was always Mu Cheng but then Mu Cheng and Su Bai became famous, so then a Su Bai was added.
The two people’s heads had been on the sign in page for a year.
Now, Su Bai’s contract came to an end so the game asked players to choose the next spokesperson.
Most of the popular female celebrities already had their names as an option, even “Tang Xiao” was on there.
So of course, she used her main account and alt account to vote for herself.
After the game finished updating, she rushed to sign in.
[Guild] Tang poem: Did you guys vote for the next spokesperson! Who did you guys vote for!!
[Guild] Millions of lolis: Oh, if I had to vote, probably Su Bai.
[Guild] Tang poem: Why! Don’t you think Tang Xiao’s exceptionally pretty! Like a fairy! Like a G.o.ddess, and is totally suitable to be the next spokesperson!
[Guild] July: …………… who’s Tang Xiao?
F***? Tang Xiao gripped her monitor and was already about to stick her head into July’s computer on the other side.
She gripped and rocked the monitor, bellowing, “Who’s Tang Xiao? Tang Xiao is me!!! As pretty as a flower, so pretty that fishes drown in shame!! People of Jianghu call me Xishi!!”
By her feet, the dumb husky barked in protest.
“Shut up! If you protest again, I’ll make you into dog meat hotpot!!”
Under Tang poem’s mobilisation, the people all quickly used mobbing monsters as an excuse to reject her request to vote for Tang Xiao.
[Guild] Tang poem: How could you guys be like this, let’s sit down and have a good chat.
So every time they went to kill monsters, Tang Xiao would appear.
The whole screen would become a mess.
Even those who were just completing simple vegetable collection quests, Tang Xiao would slowly freeze them and use her main and alt accounts to steal their vegetables completely.
[Guild] July: F***! Isn’t it just voting! I’ll vote, okay!
[Guild] Tang poem: Apart from that, you also have to compliment Tang Xiao.
[Guild] July: …….
Taking advantage of her hesitation, Tang Xiao started beating people up again.
Soon after, she died.
She even considerately flung two chrysanthemum flowers on them.
Between her conscience and her self-respect, July firmly chose her self-respect.
[Guild] July: Tang Xiao is the most innocent, pretty and cute girl I’ve ever seen.
[Guild] Tang poem: Good~ Go on the world channel to compliment me more~
[Guild] July: ……..
July suddenly realised why whenever they spoke of j.a.panese Rose’s Tang poem, everyone would be incredibly angry but helpless.
[World] July: Aiyo, Tang Xiao is the most innocent, pretty and cute girl I’ve ever seen.
[World] Tang poem: I’ve never seen someone like Tang Xiao whose beauty is like flowers, fish drown, geese fly with jade like skin and looks like an immortal fairy. So pretty, such a fairy-like aura girl! The most suitable for the Spirit Road’s spokesperson! Why don’t you guys vote for her in the poll!
[World] Parting song: Little Tang poem, didn’t you always like Mu Cheng, why do you like this Tang Xiao now?
[World] Tang poem: You’ve never seen the beauty of Tang Xiao! That face! That body! Together with Mu Cheng, it’s a match made in heaven!
Xia Ziyang (ID: Parting song): …… Little Tang poem, do you want face?!
Mu Cheng: …….. Probably doesn’t.
[World] Parting song: Actually, I think Su Muzhe’s really pretty too.
Xia Ziyang subtly hinted, but Tang Xiao saw that and immediately didn’t like it.
[World] Tang poem: How could Su Muzhe compare to Tang Xiao! Who knows if that Su muzhe is a brute that picks at his own feet. My family’s Tang Xiao has a breath like lilies, her body’s great, her aura is great, her face is great. If you vote for her, she’ll send you a signed poster~
[World] Su Muzhe: ……..
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TL note:
As pretty as a flower, so pretty that fishes drown in shame!! People of Jianghu call me Xishi - the pretty as a flower, makes fishes forget to swim so they drown, is a Chinese saying describing how outrageously pretty someone is. Xishi is one of the 4 Chinese beauties and that phrase was used to describe Xishi’s beauty. She’s on Wikipedia if you want to read more on her story, I liked Yang guifei’s story too (another Chinese beauty).
Tang Xiao, take your foot out of your mouth orz!!!
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