Chapter 63.1 - The child"s father isn"t me 2
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* This emperor uses a mash of Chinese and English so I highlighted which words are in English in the TL note after the chapter.
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For someone like Tang Xiao who was incredibly busy, so busy she couldn’t even play games, she was about to explode when she burst into Mu Cheng’s room and found him playing games!
Computer!
How long had it been since she’d touch one?!
Spirit Road"s thumbnail!
How long had it been since she’d clicked on it?!
You’re committing a crime, big brother!!!
Mu Cheng was probably completing a side quest as he had one hand on his mouse and the other on his keyboard.
When he saw Tang Xiao come in, his eyes lit up.
“You finished work early today?” Mu Cheng took off his headphones.
“En, I’ve finished filming for today.” Tang Xiao leaned over to peek at his screen.
She didn’t know what weird things Spirit Road got up to lately.
On the screen, This emperor, Parting song and a few other j.a.panese rose members were all surrounding a big turtle G.o.d.
Mu Cheng, as the core and strongest attacked of the team, suddenly stopped fighting and stood still in game.
The other team members who were surrounding the boss were suddenly facing the wrath of the monster and bore the full brunt of it, jumping up and down.
“F****! Boss!!! Where are you!!!!” From Mu Cheng’s headphones, unending bellows and screams were heard.
“Boss!!! I died!!!!”
The screams started to mix Chinese and English, their emotions strong as the watcher felt sorrow, the listeners began to shed tears.
Tang Xiao prompted him, “It seems like the whole team is getting wiped out.”
Mu Cheng glanced at it before speaking into the mic, “Let’s take a break.”
After finishing speaking, he shot Tang Xiao a smile before rubbing her head, “I made you some glutinous rice wine, I’ll get some for you.”
“I really f****ed little Tang poem!!”!
Mu Cheng’s steps stopped.
Tang Xiao sat down in Mu Cheng’s seat and swore into his mic. “This emperor! Get over! I’ll promise you that I won’t beat you to death! Who did you say you f***ed!”
In the yy channel, it was briefly harmonious.
Apart from a peaceful silence, there was a deal silence.
“Who are you? Su Muzhe’s actually hiding a woman behind little Tang poem’s back.” This emperor was shocked.
He didn’t even care about the monster stomping on his corpse in game.
Tang Xiao became even angrier.
Woman??
You’re a woman!!
“I am Tang poem.”
This emperor froze, “Oh~ Tang poem~ long time no see. But, why, your sound, it’s different from your voice in the Third Gender?”
“The web drams uses dubbing. Also, can’t you speak properly? Why do you have to mix in some heavily accented English in your Chinese?” Tang Xiao couldn’t help but roast him.
This emperor sighed, “My dad applied for me to study overseas but I haven’t even pa.s.sed IELTS Level 4 English so, I’m practicing my English.”
Tang Xiao: …..
[Party] Wind blows pants: Like you, don’t even think about leaving the country in your lifetime.
[Party] This emperor: … you bad bad (in English).
Tang Xiao: …..
[Party] Powerful hotpot: Am I the only who noticed that little Tang poem and Mu Cheng are living together!!
[Party] This emperor: F****! I just realised, what, so have you slept together yet?
Tang Xiao thought for a moment, I will.
[Party] Su Muzhe: I’ve slept with the hand, but not the person.
[Party] This emperor: …..
Tang Xiao took over Mu Cheng’s account and started playing games.
The developers seemed to have wanted to put Mu Cheng and Tang Xiao’s likeness in the whole Spirit World map.
In the new quest, it actually had a storyline.
They spoke of a moving and beautiful love story.
Tang Xiaoxiao and Mu Chengcheng were childhood lovers who fell in love at first sight, but they suffered setbacks.
They were together for ten lifetimes.
Players could then form teams and help Mu Chengcheng and Tang Xiaoxiao to live together happily ever after.
The quest was called ‘World of Ten Lifetimes’.
When Tang Xiao saw the storyline, she wanted to reject it.
Of all the different game developers, she only gave in to the Spirit World developers.
They could put on a straight face and put all sorts of nonsense in their games.
They really were the early ancestors of crazy nutcases.
“No way, I reject forming a team with Tang poem!” This emperor rejected her valiantly and uprightly.
Forming a team with Tang Xiao was just like lying down and asking to be sent to your death.
You couldn’t die fast enough.
“This emperor, just then, who did you want to say you wanted to f***?” Mu Cheng carried in a bowl of rice wine and fed Tang Xiao a bit.
Then he started to calculate and settle scores with This emperor.
This emperor immediately folded.
[Now] This emperor: Did I say something?? I have memory loss. Right, let’s play the quest! Little Tang poem! Let’s prepare, prepare!
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TL note:
“I’ve slept with the hand, but not the person.” - in Chinese, when This emperor asks, in Chinese, it is “have you slept to the hand” which is kinda like you’ve got it if it’s ‘in your hand’ - meaning if they’ve slept together. So it’s a kinda lame pun to say that she got the ‘hand’ but not the person.
Mix of Chinese and English - This emperor’s Chinglish was hilarious but also bad bad. I’ve coloured in when he uses English, just imagine some heavily accented English when the words are green.
“F****! Boss!!! Where are you!!!!” From Mu Cheng’s headphones, unending bellows and screams were heard.
“Boss!!! I died!!!!”
“Who are you? Su Muzhe’s actually hiding a woman behind little Tang poem’s back.” This emperor was shocked.
He didn’t even care about the monster stomping on his corpse in game.
Tang Xiao became even angrier.
Woman??
You’re a woman!!
“I am Tang poem.”
This emperor froze, “Oh~ Tang poem~ long time no see. But, why, your sound, it’s different from your voice in the Third Gender?”
This emperor sighed, “My dad applied for me to study overseas but I haven’t even pa.s.sed IELTS Level 4 English so, I’m practicing my English.”
[Party] Wind blows pants: Like you, don’t even think about leaving the country in your lifetime.
[Party] This emperor: … you bad bad.
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