Wicked Soldier King

The first thing in the morning, GuoGuo knocked on a door to wake up Xu Yun.  “Daddy! Hurry up and get out of bed! GuoGuo’s really hungry.”

“Uh……what do you want to eat?” Xu Yun turned over and started putting on a pair of beach shorts and a plain sleeveless shirt before opening the door to go out.

“I’m heading out to see what good food I can get. You wash up first.” GuoGuo winked. Xu Yun, after an hour and half, couldn’t figure out what this little girl meant.

Xu Yun patted GuoGuo’s small head, slightly laughing, “Then you go on and wait for for a bit. What about your mother?”

“Something might happen, the bathroom door lock might have a little problem. You have to use a key to open it.” GuoGuo’s pair of big eyes gleamed for a bit, afterwards she turned her head and ran down the stairs.

Xu Yun overall felt there was a little something off with the place, but again couldn’t say for sure what was the matter. He was also too lazy to think about it. He walked over to the bathroom, twisted the key and went inside.

Uh……..

Just now Xu Yun finally knew why GuoGuo was somewhat abnormal.

Ruan QingShuang’s entire body flushed a deep red, her face froze facing Xu Yun. She had just finished a shower, and was wearing underwear. There wasn’t enough time for her to put on clothes yet! She definitely remembered to lock the door properly!

“Shuang-jie…….eh……this……I didn’t see anything.” Xu Yun fought to resist spraying blood from his nose and turned his head and closed the door.

Ruan QingShuang’s heart fell down with a clang, she blushed and rapidly dressed. Today she had plans to go shopping with Qin Wan’er, and she wasn’t used to getting up early and showering.

Ruan QingShuang moved away from the bathroom and saw that the key was hanging on top of the door handle, in a flash she understood that it was GuoGuo’s prank!

“GuoGuo! !” Ruan QingShuang quivered and cried!

Scared, GuoGuo felt a shiver, not entirely from her hand which was squeezed into the refrigerator! This time, there wasn’t enough time to grab yogurt, she hurriedly ran to escape past the doorway to see if Wan’er-jiejie came yet.

Fortunately, Qin Wan’er had arrived before Ruan QingShuang at the lower level of the panacea restaurant. Qin Wan’er skipped the police uniform, and her Bohemian style waist skirt accentuated her originally slender legs even more. A pair of denim blue-colored canvas shoes made her original cool and elegant temperament a little more fresh and vivacious.

Ruan QingShuang and GuoGuo both couldn’t help but cry out in alarm, “How pretty!”

“You girls too!” Qin Wan’er also couldn’t help but praise, GuoGuo was wearing a cute little fresh tutu with a special princess look, and Ruan QingShuang had a dress with small flowers in Bohemian style with a matching pair of flats in an international style.

“You’re wearing this to do odd jobs? Did you mistaken what you were going to do here?” Xu Yun was also coming down the stairs, and unable to resist, he was a bit shocked. “You three’s outfits are so devilish, what are you going to do?”

Xu Yun found it all unbelievable that a woman’s face without makeup could pull at the heartstrings in this way. They were all truly capable of causing the downfall of a city or state and didn’t need to be adorned with Estee Lauder and Chanel makeup.

“Stupefied?” Qin Wan’er said, proud of herself and blinking at Xu Yun. “You haven’t seen beautiful women before, and now you see three all at once dazzling your eyes?”

“How about it, are these clothes nice-looking?” Ruan QingShuang also swirled her skirt for Xu Yun to see. She was such a reserved person, unexpectedly she played a joke on Xu Yun. It seemed that the incident earlier upstairs was already forgotten in the back of her mind.

“Daddy, do you think that mom is pretty? Or that Wan’er-jiejie is pretty?” GuoGuo had an especially comforting charm, throwing her gaze at Xu Yun. Wiggling her little body she said childishly, “Daddy, or is GuoGuo even more pretty?”

These three females almost electrocuted Xu Yun to death! One of the two women was enough to reach ecstasy, let alone simultaneously! Ridiculously alluring women!

“Fortunately during the time the monk XuanZang went to India for the Tripitaka scriptures, he didn’t encounter you women, otherwise he would’ve long ago quit his job and responsibilities!” In Xu Yun’s mind they had high marks of 90 or higher!

In Xu Yun’s mind, they had tied scores. Women with scores of 80 or higher were worth a lifetime of life risking to get a piece of them, and to run into women in the range of 90 or above, no matter if facing life and death, men would certainly have to win them over and woo them!

Xu Yun’s words caused Ruan QingShuang and Qin Wan’er to giggle and laugh. The beautiful women like flowery branches swayed, spreading out causing Xu Yun’s heart to have a spell of itches.

“Daddy, today you look after the restaurant all right?” GuoGuo laughed. “GuoGuo hands over the economic authority to you. Mom and I want to go with Wan’er jiejie to visit the shopping center. GuoGuo hasn’t bought beautiful clothes in quite a while.”

Qin Wan’er also extended her fair and delicate hands towards Xu Yun to shake hands. “Bye-bye! Thanks for your trouble ge, Big Xu Chef!”

Even Ruan QingShuang had a slightly apologetic smile “Xu Yun, today can you look after the restaurant, GuoGuo wants to go, I also promised Wan’er…….”

d.a.m.n! You girls are going out to have this much fun? Go out in your natural appearances and don’t bring your ge?

Xu Yun looked on helplessly as two beautiful women of the highest quality and one super little girl with their dazzling and enchanting appearances left the area around the shop – this was called a bitter heart! Today, however this weekend, could it be that only ge alone had the bitter fate to fight bravely on the frontline jobs?

But returning to our main topic, Ruan QingShuang, a single person coming to eke out a living in HeDong city also endured much toil. Since there was an occasion to relax once in a while, of course she would want to go – this Xu Yun completely understood.

Oh well, Xu Yun tied on his ap.r.o.n, he never would’ve believed that the grand Xu Yun would be able to have fun without end like this at such a very small panacea restaurant!

But the noon-time customers never gave Xu Yun the chance to be super busy.

Exactly at this point in time, four guests entered the panacea restaurant, and seemingly everyone had met with a devil, and they only had the free sarsaparilla and mung bean soup. Taking it back and looking for a seat to sit down, they begin to drink. They all felt a little embarra.s.sed.

Xu Yun asked them many times to think about what they wanted to order to eat, but they didn’t respond.

However, the fifth guest to come in also only had a bowl of sarsaparilla and mung bean soup, and Xu Yun at last realized that something was wrong. However, these guests were not the type of thugs to decorate themselves with tattoos of tigers!

These people all took the free sarsaparilla and mung bean soup as their main dish, drinking a bowl, then grabbing another bowl, only to order another comfortably.

Very quickly, the 6th bowl, 7th bowl, 8th bowl,…….9th bowl, 56th bowl…….

The panacea restaurant’s seats were unconsciously filled completely with a large army of free sarsaparilla and mung bean soup drinkers. Repeat customers arrived to the restaurant to have a meal, but seeing no places to sit, felt helpless; they could only turn around to leave.

The afternoon’s lunchtime only had two more hours left. Xu Yu started to play with a calculator on one hand, and on the other, carefully observing every individual “customer’s” small sip of sarsaparilla mung bean soup. These people were old and younger company employees, as well as some dressed as students…….

At this time, a young individual wearing a flowery shirt entered the panacea restaurant. The guy’s face had a sloppy look, with soft white skin like a b*tch. Behind him he brought two tall and st.u.r.dy underlings following him tightly left and right.

Xu Yun knew, the master of this show had appeared at last.

The flower shirt guy first looked at the customers present. With a fake smile he looked at the front desk at Xu Yun, “Yo, boss, this business has become really popular. I wanted to come eat, but there isn’t any place to even sit.”

Xu Yun laughed softly, “If you have a fart, then don’t hold it in. If you hold it in, it’ll turn into a sickness. Let it out alright.”

“Okay, your words are very straightforward!” The guy disdainfully sneered, “Today you had better remember me, I am w.a.n.g TianGuang! The Four Wolves gang w.a.n.g ShunXi is my uncle. When you offend my uncle, it’s the same as offending me w.a.n.g TianGuang! Understand?”

Xu Yun felt somewhat grudgingly that the Four Wolves Gang was the soul of the deceased but still hanging around. Apparently that group of puppies really wanted to find a way to get exterminated.

“Today young and old worked hard! Take the money and go! w.a.n.g TianGuang waved his large hand, the guests drinking sarsaparilla and mung bean soup one after another got up and left. Behind w.a.n.g TianGuang, the two underlings quickly took out cash rewards, a hundred Yuan a person!

w.a.n.g TianGuang with a self-satisfied expression looked at Xu Yun. “Boy, my uncle wanted to rise with you because of age and dimmed eyesight! But I don’t have a lot of patience, do you want to play? I want to play with you to death!”

“Get out.” Xu Yun’s words jumped out of his mouth. He really didn’t understand the value of the operation – to spend several thousand bucks in operation costs just to get people to come here to drink just a very tiny amount that you could count on your hands worth of sarsaparilla and mung bean soup? He was really afraid that this kind of mental deficiency was infectious.

On the spot w.a.n.g TianGuang became violently enraged, he acted recklessly and cursed loudly, “Today big daddy will rock your shop, do you believe it!!”

Xu Yun wasn’t a particularly patient person. He was at once prepared to resolve this with his hands and put this one individual that didn’t know the word “death” and didn’t know how to write “idiot”. Then this one female walked into the panacea restaurant.

A woman with long hair fluttering like a fairy – with a skin-tight black t-shirt and a tall proud chest, with a perfect half arc appeared! The lower part of her body was covered with skin-tight black pants, with a pair of long perfectly round legs would absolutely stun whatever men that looked at her.

As a matter of fact, this was Violent Fox, Lady Qiu Yan!

“I’ve thought it over, today I came here early to be a waitress.” Qiu Yan got right to the point, without the slightest fuss.

Xu Yun slightly laughed, apparently Qiu Yan’s next thought was very obvious.

The injured Qiu Yan could only manage with great difficulty to defend herself against a 2nd-tier elite, not to say anything about protecting GuoGuo. Following Xu Yun’s group wasn’t the same. Since there was someone capable of helping to defend against powerful enemies, and she ate the precious medicine Nine Treasured Revival Pills, and also with Xu Yun’s excellent medical skills, perhaps he could even heal her internal injuries.

Just as w.a.n.g TianGuang was looking for trouble, how would he allow someone else to interrupt him? He suddenly vented out all of his acc.u.mulated rancor from a moment ago. “Are you blind! Didn’t you see granddaddy speaking? Get the f*ck out!”

Xu Yun, in his mind, couldn’t help feeling happy – this guy could’ve provoked anyone, but he just had to provoke the venerated Violent Fox as she was in hard times. This was practically just like turning on a lantern and going on a toilet to look for sh*t (death)*!

*Was like this in the raw text, play on words that sound similar.

Qiu Yan’s knitted eyebrows rose, her eyes showing a fierce coldness, “What did you say?”

“I told you to get out!” w.a.n.g TianGuang turned his head thinking it was unimportant. He didn’t think that the person applying for this job would be a little symbol of beauty. The sudden s.e.xiness made him excited, with a lewd voice he teased, “Little wh.o.r.e looks quite outstanding, hmph, have any interest in becoming I, w.a.n.g TianGuang’s woman? I’m known as the Silver Gun Little Tyrant….”

“Bang–!!!”

Not waiting for w.a.n.g TianGuang’s words to finish, Qiu Yan suddenly, with one simple tyrannical move, a tall slash of a leg like thunder and electricity hacked, striking the top of w.a.n.g TianGuang’s head!

Concealing the sky, a canopy over the day, w.a.n.g TianGuang’s pink, soft, and little white face ruthlessly smashed down on the reception desk’s gla.s.s surface!