BIG b.r.e.a.s.t.s, NO BRAINS?“Not spanking right?” GuoGuo felt a chill, and quickly fled from Ruan QingShuang’s side. Step by step she ran to Xu Yun without turning, and said, “Daddy, Mommy already confessed. Aren’t you going to confess too?”
“How do I confess?” Xu Yun asked GuoGuo stupidly.
GuoGuo sighed heavily, “Really, apples can’t drop from a rotten tree…”
“GuoGuo! Still saying nonsense! Do you not want this Mickey hairpin now?” Ruan QingShuang glared at GuoGuo, “Say any more nonsense and we’ll see if anyone will coax you to sleep at night!”
GuoGuo blew out some air. Though she didn’t care that much about a Mickey hairpin, but when she heard about going to sleep alone she was scared. She lifted her head, and looked at Xu Yun with teary eyes, “Daddy, lately GuoGuo has nothing but nightmares. If mommy isn’t coaxing, what am I going to do?”
Xu Yun’s protective instinct suddenly ignited, “Fear not! GuoGuo still has me. From now on, G.o.dfather will help you sleep. We aren’t afraid of nightmares!”
“But I’m still just a little girl. How could a girl stay alone with a guy, like a hot tinderbox… What if something happens?” GuoGuo seriously said as she wiped her falling tears.
What the h.e.l.l! What the h.e.l.l is this kid thinking! Xu Yun really wanted to look for some vermicelli and strangle himself dead!
Ruan QingShuang, fearing that GuoGuo would say some more mind-exploding words quickly changed the subject. “Xu Yun, I want to hire a server for the restaurant and a garnish a.s.sistant. What do you think?”
“Sounds good, getting me a garnish a.s.sistant sounds great.” Xu Yun went with the flow, no longer trying to figure out GuoGuo. In his head, clearly getting an a.s.sistant would deliver themselves to the door.
Ruan QingShuang was decisive, “Now since we have some cash but no workers, when they come we can see their skills yeah?”
“I’ll go too!” GuoGuo instantly leapt out of the last topic. “I’ll say this first, we can’t pay a salary of more than 1000. The best choices are work-study students. Not playing with our consciences is good.”
Ruan QingShuang and Xu Yun looked at each other, and really wanted to take this little manager with them. Having such a perceptive GuoGuo with them to check the applicants, the applicants would definitely not cause them to suffer losses.
Meanwhile, just as the 3 were ready to go, outside the restaurant, there was a whizzing sound – five Jinbei vans shaped like loaves of bread arrived, surrounding the panacea restaurant in a battle formation. All 5 opened their doors at the same time, and 30+ people came out, immediately opening the doors and entering.
In the center of 30 or so people, a single bald fatty was the flashiest. He loosened his shoulders. His fierce hawk-like eyes resembled a jackal’s, and his visage was just as detestable.
Xu Yun glanced over and knew they were here for trouble. He marched over in front of Ruan QingShuang and GuoGuo, shielding them, and asked, “You still want to eat this late?”
“We’re eating.” The bald hawk-eyed fatty said with a ravenous look in his eyes. With a single sentence, 30+ people immediately sat down.
“How the f’ck is that chair so hard! You want to kill this big daddy?”
“Bullsh’t! There isn’t even a bit of water? Bring the tea!”
“What the f’ck! You get over here and scrub this seat!”
Tall, small, fat, and skinny underlings of all different types, after sitting down began beating the tables, smashing the chairs, and hurling insults at the owner’s mother! Here or there, all of them took part in hooliganism with the aura of hoodlums.
Ruan QingShuang had never seen such behavior before. Internally she froze and felt alarmed and anxious.
GuoGuo also silently moved and hid behind Xu Yun, her small hand grasping his clothes.
Concerning fighting level, Xu Yun could be considered Ancestor Cla.s.s, so with one glance, he could tell these hoodlums were not at all like the type of guys like QiangZi’s. With one wave of the bald fatty, it was obvious that everyone else was very obedient. This was definitely the type that had gone through the gauntlet and experienced ruthless sh’t.
“Which little dog do you guys work for? If you have a problem we can go talk outside, don’t scare the kid.” Xu Yun didn’t want to play around inside the panacea restaurant.
All the thugs heard Xu Yun insulting the Four Wolves Gang’s reputation, and each and every one of them wanted to try to get a piece of Xu Yun. But all were waiting to hear the order from Wei 4th Brother!
Ruan QingShuang pulled GuoGuo and pushed her to the stairs, “GuoGuo be good! Go upstairs by yourself!”
When the bald fatty heard this, suddenly his eyes flashed viciously, “You little sh’t, you even have a f’cken kid? Big daddy came here to collect debt, and to have some exercise! You dare to touch someone from the Four Wolves Gang, pft, today Daddy is gonna teach you for free how to behave!”
As he said it, the bald fatty’s ruthless eyes gleamed at Ruan QingShuang then coldly cooing he said, “Hmph, now let this Wei 4th Daddy taste that s.e.xy little young mother. She could force guys to not care about living so much! Hehe, I’ll let you try exactly 4th Brother’s golden gun reverse technique. Just consider it interest on the debt that you owe…”
From some other city, to rise up through h.e.l.l and becoming a malevolent boss, before doing the dirty work it was necessary to say some obscenities. It was called talking sh’t. In fact, the more filthy and dark the words the better!
But without even waiting for him to say the “interest” word, Xu Yun darted like an arrow and punched forwards, looking like he was a divine falcon that just descended from the heavens and attacked! His furious, violent, and veined fist ruthlessly smashed the bald fatty’s mouth! A half of a mouthful of teeth were shattered by this thunderous fist, his mouth dripped with blood! That 200 lbs body flew backwards – the chair he was sitting on was smashed with a ‘kacha’ sound!
The Wei 4th boss felt that his entire face had been torn to pieces! The thugs were terrified, their hearts felt a storm was on its way.
The surrounding underlings that saw their boss in that state naturally would get furious! They weren’t the type to have jelly legs after their leader went down, with a bang they all stood up and attacked this bold son of a b’tch, this little calf that dared to attack Wei 4th Brother!
Xu Yun tightly spun and gave a swift Shadow Kick, slamming down one of them. His hands were carrying an ashtray that who knows when he picked up, and ruthlessly pounded it into the second person’s face! The ash tray broke in half, that person too, had his face covered in blood, his condition unknown.
Lurking in the crowd was a person that grabbed a chair, and lifted it over his head but then he roared “Ah!” and dropped down on his knees.
How could Xu Yun not hear the fiercely swift wind of a hidden weapon coming in? Quickly, like a flash of lightning, he stomped another one down, and discovered that the hidden weapon was merely an ordinary tree branch now damaged. His heart grew anxious and surprised, immediately and easily seeing a shadow behind a phoenix tree appearing clearly.
“Pretty d.a.m.n good hidden weapons techniques, seems that the infamous reputation of the venerated Violent Fox isn’t only the Dragon Abyssal supple blade…” Xu Yun calmed down, his hands didn’t stop at all. Raising his leg, another person was blasted down!
30+ ferocious thugs from the Four Wolves Gang – two masters, one outside and one inside. The one clear, and one with hidden synergy settled more than half in an instant!
Just at this moment, a blue and white police motorcycle rumbled outside, stopping at the panacea restaurant entrance!
“Everyone freeze!” Inside the restaurant, a delicate voice burst out amidst the miserable groaning crowd. Standing with a heroic pose at the entrance of the panacea restaurant, was a lady cop!
Xu Yun, out of the corner of his eye, aimed. He couldn’t help feeling fl.u.s.tered, I’ll force my way through… should be good.
The lady cop’s face gave off a young look like the face of a student, with crescent-like brows, white teeth, and bright eyes. She was delicate and had a graceful posture – fine and exquisite! A thin waist like a water serpent was wearing shorts that couldn’t conceal smooth and creamy jade-white legs!
The two curves on her chest were like full moons, and looked very accommodating! Xu Yun instantly thought of the n.o.bel Prize winner Mo Yan’s book, Big b.r.e.a.s.t.s, Wide Hips’sfirst two words.
“Stop! Police!” With an air of stern righteousness the lady cop yelled out, her hands already reaching for the gun on her waist belt. This is China, even if she had the right to use the gun, very rarely would she have to draw it and fire it.
Within the Four Wolves Gang, a person wanting to take advantage of the lady cop suddenly appeared. Just for that he used a despicable tactic against Xu Yun.
But Xu Yun’s hands never showed any sign of slowing – his left fist turned into a palm and bashed fiercely into the throat of the one in front! His right foot immediately formed a hook, and his toes ruthlessly kicked into another’s belly! His movements were clean and agile, another one bites the dust!
“Everyone stop! Everyone put your hands around your head and squat on the floor!” The lady cop shouted, suddenly drawing her gun! Her expression towards this crowd that obviously didn’t take her seriously was exceptional discontent.
Xu Yun readied a tool for rear-naked choke techniques – in front the Four Wolves Gang members instantly grabbed the backs of their heads and squatted. He looked left and right, only just now discovering the awesome sight. Of everyone in the entire restaurant brawl, only he was poking out like a sore thumb. Everyone else was squatting besides him.
Even if one’s gong-fu is good, a vegetable knife is still dangerous, let alone a gun?
Also the shadow outside behind the phoenix tree flashed and disappeared. Xu Yun smiled inside, seems that looking for a waiter really won’t be necessary.
“What are you doing all distracted? Squat! Just now everyone was fighting like a bunch of activists, now you’re pretending to be shocked?” The lady cop used her gun and motioned at Xu Yun, “Yo, I’m talking to you.”
“Oh come on! Brother is a good guy, get it! Girl work that brain, really, big chest no brains!” Of course, Xu Yun saying these words were calculated. He smiled, “Police little sister, look at my outfit, could I be a part of these guys?”
“Call me Officer Qin!” The lady cop gleamed as she said officer. Qin Wan’er, these 3 big words were printed next to her picture, her ID’s embossed seal was distinctly clear.
Qin Wan’er looked Xu Yun up and down, gauging him, sleeveless vest, flowery shorts, flipflops…sweaty….
Xu Yun mirrored Qin Wan’er looking her over a loop.
“Do you think that get-up is really attractive?” Qin Wan’er asked.
Ruan QingShuang seized the chance to explain, “Officer Qin, Xu Yun is the chef. He’s not with these bad guys!”
Qin Wan’er turned her head to look at Ruan QingShuang. Seeing this startling beauty, enough to destroy a nation and her perfect figure of a boss lady, she was quite impressed. Ruan QingShuang had such a deeply good temperament that anyone would like.
“You are…?”
“I’m Ruan QingShuang, the boss of this panacea restaurant.” Ruan QingShuang smiled.
“It was you that called us?” Qin Wan’er wrinkled her brow, earlier the emergency caller’s voice sounded like a child. Who would’ve thought it would be such a slim and graceful woman?
Ruan QingShuang shook her head, she was simply worried. Calling the cops had completely slipped her mind.
She looked at Xu Yun again. Xu Yun shrugged his shoulders wordlessly. He definitely wouldn’t have been able to call the cops, and he didn’t like having the cops partic.i.p.ating in his affairs either.
Was it Qiu Yan? Xu Yun very quickly dismissed the idea. How could the Violent Fox that reigned in the Underworld call the cops? And the other side was just some stinking rotten shrimp on the table….
On the floor above, the tap tap of footsteps sounded as GuoGuo charged down the stairs – her head rushing straight into the arms of Qin Wan’er, “Police sister, you finally came to save GuoGuo!”
Everyone suddenly realized what had happened and who originally called the police!