Some say the tale related here Is amplified and twisted; Some say it isn"t very clear That William Tell existed; Some say he freed his country _so_, The Governor demolished.
Perhaps he did. I only know That taxes aren"t abolished!
[The Ill.u.s.trations and accompanying descriptive verses]
[PROLOGUE.]
The Swiss, against their Austrian foes, Had ne"er a soul to lead "em, Till Tell, as you"ve heard tell, arose And guided them to freedom.
Tell"s tale we tell again--an act For which pray no one scold us-- This tale of Tell we tell, in fact, As this Tell tale was told us.
PLATE I.
Beneath a tyrant foreign yoke, How love of freedom waxes!
(Especially when foreign folk Come round collecting taxes.) The Swiss, held down by Gessler"s fist, Would fain have used evasion; Yet none there seemed who could resist His methods of persuasion.
[Ill.u.s.tration: GESSLER"S METHODS OF PERSUASION]
PLATE II.
And pride so filled this Gessler"s soul (A monarch"s pride outcla.s.sing), He stuck his hat up on a pole, That all might bow in pa.s.sing.
Then rose the patriot, William Tell-- "We"ve groaned "neath Austria"s sway first; Must we be ruled by poles as well?
I"ve just a word to say first!"
[Ill.u.s.tration: THEY WOULD MARCH ABOUT, BEATING TIN CANS AND SHOUTING]
PLATE III.
The crowd about the pole at morn Used various "persuaders"-- They flung old cans (to prove their scorn Of all tin-pot invaders); And cabbage-stumps were freely dealt, And apples (inexpensive), And rotten eggs (to show they felt A foreign yoke offensive).
[Ill.u.s.tration: AN EGG FLEW ACROSS THE MEADOW, AND BURST OVER LEUTHOLD"S SHOULDER]
PLATE IV.
Said William Tell, "And has this cuss For conquest such a pa.s.sion He needs must set his cap at us In this exalted fashion?"
And then the people gave a cry, "Twixt joy and apprehension, To see him pa.s.s the symbol by With studied inattention!
[Ill.u.s.tration: "HERE! HI!" SHOUTED THE SOLDIERS, "STOP!"]
PLATE V.
At first the sentinel, aghast, Glared like an angry dumb thing; Then "Hi!" he shouted, "not so fast, You"re overlooking something!"
The st.u.r.dy Tell made no response; Then through the hills resounded A mighty thwack upon his sconce-- The people were astounded.
[Ill.u.s.tration: THEY SAW FRIESSHARDT RAISE HIS PIKE, AND BRING IT DOWN WITH ALL HIS FORCE ON TELL"S HEAD]
PLATE VI.
Could Tell an insult such as this Ignore or pa.s.s? I doubt it!
No, no; that patriotic Swiss Was very cross about it.
The people, interested now, Exclaimed, "Here! Stop a minute If there"s to be a jolly row, By Jingo! we"ll be in it!"
[Ill.u.s.tration: "LOOK HERE!" HE BEGAN. "LOOK THERE!" SAID FRIESSHARDT]
PLATE VII.
Said Tell, "This satrap of the Duke Is sore in need of gumption; With my good bow I will rebuke Such arrow-gant presumption."
"Stand back!" the soldier says, says he; "This roughness is unseemly!"
The people cried, "We _will_ be FREE!"
And so they were--extremely!
[Ill.u.s.tration: FRIESSHARDT RUSHED TO STOP HIM]