Brechin without a" this uproar, and confusion, and difficulty, and danger; this knocking about frae place to place, half drooned and half murdered. Here have I been now for mair than a week at it, and it"s my opinion I"m no twenty mile nearer"t yet than I was, for a" this kick up.
Dear me," he went on soliloquizing, "I"m sure Brechin"s no sic an out o"
the way place. The road"s straught, and the distance no great. Then, how, in the name o" wonder, is it that I canna mak" it out like ither folk, let me do as I like?"
Thus cogitated Johnny Armstrong as he lay on his bed of sickness, sorrow, and danger. But his cogitations could in no way mend the matter, nor, though they could, was he long permitted to indulge in them; for that mortal sickness under which he had been before suffering, but which the little incident of the visit from the wave, with its consequences, had temporarily banished, again returned with tenfold vigour, making him regardless of all sublunary things--even of life itself. In this state of supineness and suffering did Johnny lie for three entire days and nights--for so long did the storm continue with unabated fury--the vessel having, for some four-and-twenty hours previously, been quite unmanageable, and driving at the mercy of the winds and waves. A dreadful crash, however, at length announced that some horrible crisis was at hand. The vessel had struck, and, in a few seconds more, she was in a thousand pieces, and her unfortunate crew, including Johnny Armstrong, were struggling in the waves. From this instant he lost all consciousness; and, when he again awoke to life, he found himself lying on the sea-beach; but how he had come there he never could tell, nor could he at all conjecture by what accident his life had been saved, when all the rest in the ill-fated vessel had perished; for Johnny was indeed the only person that had escaped. On coming to himself he started to his feet, and gazed around him, with a bewildered look, to see if any object would present itself that might help him to guess where he was.
But his survey affording him no such aid to recognition, he began to move inland, in the hope of meeting with somebody who could give him the information desired; and in this he was not disappointed, that is, he did meet somebody; but the appearance of that somebody surprised Johnny "pretty considerably." He had a high-crowned hat on, such as Johnny had never seen in his life before; an enormous pair of breeches; and a pipe a yard long in his mouth. His _tout ensemble_, in short, was exceeding strange in Johnny Armstrong"s eyes. Nevertheless, he accosted him.
"Can ye tell me, freen, how far I may be frae Brechin?" he inquired.
The stranger shook his head, but made no reply.
"I"m sayin", freen," repeated Johnny, in a louder tone, thinking that his friend, as he called him, might possibly be dull of hearing, "can ye tell me if I"m onything near Brechin?"
The stranger again shook his head, but still said nothing. Johnny was confounded. At length, however, after puffing away for some seconds with a suddenly-increased energy, he slowly withdrew his pipe from his mouth, and delivered himself of what sounded to Johnny"s ears very much like this, spoken with great rapidity.
"Futra butara rap a ruara dutera muttera purra murra footra den, Preekin, humph."
Of this Johnny of course could make nothing, no more than the reader can, further than recognising in the word "Preekin" a resemblance to the name of the town he so anxiously inquired after; and he was sorely perplexed thereat. Neither could he at all comprehend what sort of a being he had fallen in with.
"I dinna understan" a word o" what ye say, freen," at length said Johnny, staring hard at the stranger with open mouth.
"Umph!" said the latter; and he again withdrew his pipe from his mouth, and again sent a volley of his "dutera mutteras" about Johnny"s ears, to precisely the same purpose as before.
Finding that it was of no use making any further attempt at conversation, Johnny pa.s.sed on, not doubting that he had met either with a _dummy_ or a madman. But what was Johnny"s amazement when, shortly afterwards, meeting a woman, whose dress, in its own way, was equally odd and strange with that of the person he had just left, he was answered (that is, to his queries again about Brechin), in the same gibberish in which the former had responded to him.
"What can be the meanin" o" this?" said Johnny to himself, in great perplexity of mind, as he jogged on, after leaving the lady in the same unsatisfactory way as he had left the gentleman. "Whar in a" the earth can I hae gotten to, that naebody I meet wi" can understan" a word o"
plain English, or can speak themsels onything like an intelligible language?"
He now began to think that he had probably got into the Highlands; but, although this supposition might account for the strangeness of the language he had heard, it would not, he perceived, tally very well with the enormous breeches which the gentleman he had met with wore, and which he had seen from a distance others wearing, knowing, as he did very well, that the national dress of the Highlanders was the kilt, of which the trousers in question were the very antipodes. There was another circ.u.mstance, too, that appeared to Johnny at variance with his first conjecture, namely, that he might have got into the Highlands.
Where he was there were no high lands, not an eminence the height of a mole-hill. On the contrary, the whole country, as far as his eye could reach, seemed one vast plain. Though greatly puzzled by these reflections, Johnny jogged on, and his progress at length brought him to a respectable-looking farm-house.
""Od," said Johnny, "I"ll surely get a mouthfu" o" sense frae somebody here, an" fin" out whar I am."
In this Johnny certainly did succeed; but not much to his comfort, as the sequel will show. The first person he addressed, on approaching the house, was a little girl, who, when he spoke, stared at him in the greatest amazement, then rushed screaming into the house. This proceeding brought out several young men and women, to whom Johnny now addressed himself; but the only answer he obtained was a stare of astonishment similar to the child"s, and then a general burst of laughter. At length one of the girls went into the house and brought out a jolly-looking elderly man, who, from certain parts of his dress, seemed to be in the seafaring way.
"Vell, mine freend, vat you vant?" said this person, who spoke broken English--"vere you come from?"
"I cam last frae Alloa," said Johnny, "and I want to ken, sir, if I"m onything near to Brechin?"
"Preekin! Vere dat?"
""Od, I thocht everbody in Scotland kent that," said Johnny, smiling.
"Ah! maybe Scotlan", mine freend, but no Hollands," replied he of the broken English.
"I dinna ken whether they ken"t it in Holland or no," said Johnny, "that"s a country I"m no in the least acquaint wi"; but I"m sure it"s weel aneuch kent in Scotland."
"Ah! maybe Scotlan", but no Hollands, my freend," repeated the man, smiling in his turn; "but you vas in Hollands."
"Never in my life," said Johnny, earnestly.
"No, no," replied the man, impatiently, "you vas no in Hollands--but you vas in Hollands."
Johnny could make nothing of this; but it was soon cleared up by the person adding, "You vas in Hollands _now_--dis moment."
We will not even attempt to describe Johnny"s amazement, horror, and consternation, on this announcement being made to him, for we feel how vain it would be, and how far short any idea we could convey would be of the reality.
"Holland!" said Johnny. "Heaven hae a care o" me! Ye surely dinna mean to say that I"m in Holland the noo?"
"To be sure I vas," said the Dutchman, smiling at Johnny"s ludicrous perturbation. "Mine Got, did you not know you vas in Hollands? Vere you come from, in all de vorlds, you not know dat?"
"I tell"t ye already," replied Johnny, with a most rueful countenance, "that I cam last frae Alloa. But ye"re surely no in earnest, freen," he added, in a desperate hope that it might, after all, be but a joke, "when ye say that I"m in Holland?"
"Ah! sure earneest--no doubt--true," said the Dutchman, now laughing outright at Johnny"s perplexity.
As in the former case, we presume we need not be more explicit in saying that Johnny had actually been wrecked on the coast of Holland.
"Weel, weel," said the Brechin voyager, with an air expressive of more calmness and resignation than might have been expected, "this does cowe the gowan! How, in Heaven"s name, am I ever to fin" my way hame again?
Little did I think I was ever to be landed this way amang savages."
Johnny Armstrong, it will be here observed, could have been no great reader--otherwise, he never would have applied the term savages to so decent, industrious, and civilized a people as the Dutch. The Dutchman, who was a kind, good-natured fellow--taking no offence whatever at Johnny"s unbecoming expression, because probably he did not understand it, and compa.s.sionating his situation--now invited him into the house, where Johnny, having succeeded in conveying to the whole household, through the medium of the speaker of broken English, the story of his misfortunes, was treated with much hospitality. With these kind people Johnny Armstrong remained for about a week--for they would not allow him to go sooner--when, having entirely recovered from the effects of his sea voyage and shipwreck, he proceeded to Rotterdam; being accompanied and a.s.sisted in all his movements by his benevolent host, Dunder Vander Dunder, of Slootzsloykin. On arriving at Rotterdam, a pa.s.sage was engaged for Johnny on board one of the Leith packets, or regular traders, in which he was next day snugly deposited; and, in an hour after, he was again braving the dangers of the ocean. For some time all went on well on this occasion with him, and he was beginning to feel comfortable, and even happy, from the prospect of being soon again in his native land, and from the superior accommodations of the vessel in which he was embarked--far surpa.s.sing, as they did, those of the unfortunate _Sisters_ of Skatehaven. His present ship was, in truth, a remarkably fine one, and altogether seemed well adapted for encountering the elements. The weather, too, was moderate, and the wind fair; so that a quick and pleasant pa.s.sage was confidently antic.i.p.ated by all on board, including Johnny Armstrong. All these agreeable circ.u.mstances combined, made him feel extremely comfortable and happy; and, in the exuberance of his feelings, and from the exciting sense of having at length triumphed over his misfortunes--it might almost be said his fate--Johnny even began to joke and laugh with those whom he found willing to joke and laugh with him. It was while in this happy frame of mind, and as he stood luxuriously leaning over the bulwark of the vessel, that the captain suddenly espied a little, smart, cutter-looking craft, sailing exactly in the same course with themselves, and evidently endeavouring to make up with them.
"What can the folk be wantin"?" quoth Johnny Armstrong, taking an interest in the approaching barge. His question was one which n.o.body could answer. In the meantime, the little vessel, moving with great velocity, was fast nearing them, when the captain, now convinced that those in her desired to have some communication with him, arrested his own vessel"s way, and awaited their coming. In a very few minutes, the little cutter was alongside, and two men leapt from her to the deck of the packet, when one of them, approaching the captain, told him that they were messengers, that they had a warrant against John Jones, a native of Britain, for debt, and that they had reason to believe he was in the vessel. The captain said he did not believe he had any such pa.s.senger on board, but informed them that they were perfectly at liberty to search the ship. During this conversation, the other officer kept his eye fixed on Johnny Armstrong, and when rejoined by his comrade, seemed to inform him--for their language was not understood--that there was something about that person well worthy of his attention. They now both looked at Johnny, and appeared both convinced that he was a fit subject for further inquiry. Accordingly one of them addressed him:--
"Your name vas John Jones, mynheer?"
"No, sir," said Johnny; "my name"s John Armstrong."
"Ah, a small shange--dat is all. You vas John, and he vas John, and you be both John togidder; so, you must come to de sh.o.r.e wid us."
"Catch me there, lads," quoth Johnny. "The deil a sh.o.r.e I"ll gang to, please Providence, but Leith sh.o.r.e. Na, na; I"ve had aneuch o" this wark, and I"m determined to bring"t till an" end noo."
"Donner and blitzen!" shouted out one of the men, pa.s.sionately, "but you must go!"--at the same time seizing Johnny by the collar, and drawing a pistol from his bosom.
In utter amazement at this extraordinary treatment, Johnny Armstrong imploringly called on the captain and the other pa.s.sengers for protection; but, as none of them were in the least acquainted with him, and therefore did not know whether he was John Jones or not, they all declined interfering--the captain saying that it would be more than his ship and situation were worth to aid any one in resisting the laws of the country--that he could not, dare not do it. His appeals, therefore, to those around him being vain, he was eventually bundled into the cutter and conveyed on sh.o.r.e, placed in a temporary place of confinement for the night, and next day carried before a magistrate to be identified. To effect this, several witnesses were called, when one and all of them, after examining Johnny pretty narrowly, p.r.o.nounced, to the great disappointment of the officers who had apprehended him, that he was _not_ the man! They, however, a.s.serted that the resemblance between the real and supposed John Jones was very remarkable. On the discovery being made that the prisoner was not Jones, the magistrate apologized to Johnny in the most polite terms for the trouble he had been put to, and expressed great regret for the mistake of the officers; but said that, as the witnesses had stated there was a strong resemblance--an unfortunate one, he must call it--between him and the real defaulter, and seeing, moreover, that they were both natives of Britain, the officers were perfectly justified in doing what they had done, however much the hardship of the case might be matter of regret. The magistrate having thus delivered himself, Johnny Armstrong was dismissed with great civility, and wished, by all present, safe home to his own country--a wish in which he most heartily concurred, but which seemed to him more easily entertained than gratified. On regaining his liberty, the first thing he did was to endeavour to find out when the next ship sailed for Scotland; he having, of course, lost that in which he had first embarked, and, to his great consternation and dismay, learned that there would be no vessel for a fortnight. This was sad intelligence to Johnny; for, to add to his other distresses, his funds were now waxing low, and he felt that it would require the utmost economy to enable him to spin out the time and leave sufficient to pay his pa.s.sage to his native land.
This economy he could very easily have practised at home, for he had a natural tendency that way; but he did not know how to set about it in a foreign country. His unhappiness and anxiety, therefore, on this point were very great. In this dilemma, he bethought him of again seeking out and quartering on his friend Vander Dunder, of Slootzsloykin, till the vessel should sail; but not having, of course, a word of Dutch, he could make no inquiries on the subject of his route, or indeed of anything regarding his friend at all. This idea, therefore, he ultimately abandoned, princ.i.p.ally through a fear that he should, by some mistake, be despatched upon a wrong scent, a species of disaster to which he was now so sensitively alive, that he would neither turn to the right nor to the left without having made himself perfectly sure that he was about to take the right course; and, as to conveyances of all kinds, of which he now entertained an especial suspicion, he had prudently determined that he would know every particular about them and their destinations before he would put a foot in one of them, for he had found, from dear-bought experience, that if he did not take this precaution, the chance was that he would never reach the place he desired to get at, and might be whisked away to some unknown country, where he would never more be heard of.
Under this wholesome terror, Johnny made no attempt to find out his friend Vander Dunder; but chance effected, in part at least, what his limited knowledge of Dutch put it out of his power, with set purpose, to accomplish. On turning the corner of a street, who should he have the good fortune to meet with but Vander Dunder. The astonishment of the good Dutchman on seeing Johnny was great, so great, indeed, as to overcome the natural phlegm of his const.i.tution. Holding up his hands in amazement--
"Mine Got, my freend! are you shipwrack agen?" he exclaimed.
"No, no," quoth Johnny--"bad aneuch, but no just sae bad as that." And he proceeded to inform his friend of the real state of the case.
The good-natured Dutchman was shocked at the recital, and felt ten times more than ever for Johnny"s unhappy situation and complicated misfortunes. When he had concluded his affecting story--
"I tell you what you do, mine goot freend," said Vander Dunder--"you go vith me to Slootzsloykin, and you remain vith me dere till your ship sail. You do dat, mine goot freend."
"Wi" a" my heart," said Johnny, "and muckle obleeged to ye for yer kindness."
"No, no--no obleege at all," replied the kind-hearted Dutchman, impatiently. "Yo do the same to me in your c.o.o.ntry if I was shipwrack and in misfortune, and put to trooble for an innocent thief."