I"ll tell you that (replied the curate). Ae morning, pretty early, last summer, there cam a serving man, mounted on horseback, to oor freend Ringan Scouler"s door here, and said he belonged to Lord Minto; and that he had been sent forward by his master, who was on the road comin frae Arran through to Edinburgh; to order some breakfast to be prepared for him. But what, think ye, was the breakfast ordered for his lordship?
Why, it was parritch--plain, simple parritch; for it seems he prefers it to a" ither kind of food for his morning meal. Weel, however much astonished Mrs Scouler was at this order, she readily undertook to prepare the dish desired, and the man departed. But he had no sooner gone, than it occurred to her, that parritch for a lord ought to be made somewhat differently from those intended for a plebeian stomach. But wherein was this difference to consist? There was no choice of materials, no variety of ingredients, no process of manufacture, but one, that she had ever seen or heard tell of. At length, after racking her brain for some time, to see if she could not strike out something new on the subject, it occurred to her that, if she would subst.i.tute brandy for water, the desired object would be accomplished, and a lordly dish produced. Acting on this bright idea, the guidwife immediately emptied a bottle of brandy into the parritch-pot, and proceeded with the remainder of the process in the usual way. By the time his lordship came up, the parritch was ready, and a dish of them placed before him. Little suspecting--although he thocht they looked a wee thing darker than they should do--that there was anything wrong, his lordship took a thumpin spoonfu to begin wi"; but he no sooner fan" the extraordinary taste they had, than he jumped from his seat, threw doon the spune, and sputtered the contents o" his mooth a" owre the table, thinkin he was poisoned.
He then ran to the door, and called oot violently for oor guid hostess here. In great alarm she ran hastily up the stair, and inquired what was the matter.
"The matter, woman!" exclaimed his lordship, in a towering pa.s.sion.
"What"s this you hae gien me?" pointing to the parritch; "what infernal stuff is that?"
Mrs Scouler, surprised at his lordship"s want of discernment, explained to him what she had dune; when he burst out a-laughing, told her that the taste of a peer and a ploughman were precisely the same, and requested her to make him just such a mess as she made for her ain family. This was accordingly dune; whan his lordship, payin sax prices for his hamely breakfast, set off in great good humour, telling Mrs Scouler, however, at parting, never to put brandy in his parritch again.
The curate, having concluded his episodical anecdote, proceeded with the story which he had interrupted to relate it; but was beginning to be secretly uneasy at the long delay which was taking place in the operations of his friend of the darned stockings. From this feeling, however, he was in some measure relieved by the latter"s sending for him, after a short while, and begging of him to gain but other fifteen minutes, if he could, when he pledged himself that such an event would occur as would, in all probability, save Meenie Ritchie from the fate that threatened her.
"But what is the event ye allude to, freend, and what is"t ye propose to do in this matter that"ll produce the effect ye speak o"?" said the curate, looking doubtingly at his new acquaintance.
"Patience a little, my good sir," replied the latter, smiling, "and ye shall know all. In the meantime, trust to my good faith, and you will find that I can do more, perhaps, than my appearance would promise.
"Be it even so, then," said the curate; "but observe I cannot possibly put the ceremony off beyond the time you have mentioned; for a" but the puir la.s.sie hersel are gettin restlessly impatient."
The curate now returned to his party, and again had recourse to his store of anecdote, which was an inexhaustible one, to protract the performance of the ceremony. In the meantime, the boatman, faithful to his trust, was diligently executing the missions confided to him. On entering the house of Davy Linn"s father, he found Davy sitting disconsolately by the fire, his head resting on his hand, and his eyes fixed, in thoughtful gaze, on the burning embers. He was thinking of Meenie Ritchie--there could be no doubt of that; for poor Davy thought of little else. Formerly, these thoughts had been pleasant to Davy; but at this moment they were sad and heart-withering; for he had heard some rumours of her parents intending to marry her to another; and he now, therefore, considered her as for ever lost to him.
"What the mischief, Davy, man, are ye sittin gloomin and glunchin at there?" said the ferryman, whose name was Archy Dawson, slapping the person he addressed on the shoulder--"up, man, up!--I hae guid news for you--at least what I think"s likely to turn oot sae."
Davy, who had hitherto been so engrossed by his own gloomy reflections, as either not to have heard or not heeded the entrance of Archy Dawson, now rose from his seat, and, confronting the former, asked, with a faint smile, what the news was.
"Is there naebody in the hoose but yersel, Davy?" inquired Archy, looking cautiously round the apartment.
"Nane at this moment," replied Davy; "but there"ll be some of them here belyve, I daursay."
"Weel, before they come, Davy, I"ll tell you what"s brocht me here the nicht." And Archy proceeded to relate the particulars of his mission.
Davy made no reply for some time; but the clenching of his teeth showed that some fierce spirit had been roused within him by the intelligence.
At length he said--"Ay, I see how it is; they have stolen a march on me.
Oh, if I had known this but an hour since, they should have had more guests at the wedding than they counted on, although some of them might not have been very welcome."
"Maybe, maybe, Davy," said Archy; "but it"s likely no owre late yet; sae come awa as fast"s ye can, man, and let"s see what this business"ll turn oot to, and I"ll tell ye the rest o" my story as we gang alang."
Davy, although without knowing distinctly why or wherefore now left the house with his friend Archy, when the latter, as promised, acquainted him with the other mission he had to execute--namely, the delivering the ring to Sir John Elphingstone, at the bishop"s castle, whither Davy subsequently accompanied him.
On arriving at the lordly mansion of the prelate, Archy inquired of a servant if Sir John was there, and was told that he was.
"Then," said he, "be sae guid, freend, as tak up this bit trantalum o" a thing till him, and I"ll wait whar I am till I hear frae him."
In a few minutes after Sir John appeared, and, accosting Archy, said, "Well, my friend, what commands have you brought along with this?"
producing the ring.
"The person that gied me that, sir," said Archy, "desired me to tell you to come along wi" me."
"And, pray, where are you from, friend?"
"Ou, no far awa, sir," said Archy; "just frae Govan, owre the way there."
"Very well, I"ll accompany you. But who"s this you have with you?"
inquired the knight, looking at Davy Linn, who stood close by.
"That lad"s name, sir," said Archy, "is Davy Linn; he belangs to Partick, up there, sir. He"s a fine lad, Davy--a fine, decent, canny lad, sir."
"I have no reason to doubt it," replied Sir John; "but what does he here with you?"
"Dear me, sir," said Archy--"he was sent for, too, by the same chield that sent you the ring. I was desired to bring ye baith."
"Oh, indeed," replied Sir John--"that"s enough; let us proceed, then."
And the three immediately set off for Govan. On their arrival on the opposite bank of the river, Archy, leaving them there, hastened up to Ringan Scouler"s, and intimated to his employer that he had executed his mission, and that the persons he had sent for waited him in his hut. On receiving this information, the former hastened down to the ferry station; and, after a brief interview and hasty explanation with Sir John and Davy, of which we leave the sequel to show the import, returned with equal haste to the hostelry, and now pushed boldly into the apartment occupied by the marriage party. The time stipulated with the curate had expired; and the latter, finding he could no longer delay the discharge of the duty he was called upon to perform, had already commenced the service.
"Friend," said the intruder, with a degree of boldness and familiarity in his manner which he had not before a.s.sumed, and at the same time laying his hand on the arm of the curate, to arrest his attention, "pray, stop a moment, if you please, till I speak a word with the bride"s father." Saying this, and now turning round to the person to whom he alluded, "May I ask, Clayslaps," he said, "if your objection to your daughter"s having the man of her choice is his want of fortune?"
Clayslaps looked for a moment at the querist with an expression of extreme surprise, but at length said--
"I dinna see what richt, freend, ye hae to put such questions; nevertheless, I will answer"t. It is; and a guid and sufficient ane it"ll be allooed, I think."
"Is it your only one? Have you no other fault to lay to the young man"s charge?"
"I hae nae faut to charge him wi"," replied Clayslaps, crustily and reluctantly. "The lad, for ought I ken to the contrary, is weel aneugh in ither respects. But he"s nae match for my dochter."
"Your wife has said," continued the querist, "that your daughter"s portion is fifty merks, which is to be met by a similar sum on the part of the young man whom you intend for her husband. Now, friend, if Davy could produce two merks for her one--that is, a hundred to her fifty--what would you say to having him still for a son-in-law?"
"Why," said the bride"s father, "that wad certainly hae altered the case at ae time; but it"s owre late noo."
"Not a bit--not a bit," replied the propounder of the question--"better late than never."
"But young Goupinsfou has lands as weel as siller," rejoined Clayslaps.
"True, I believe," said the other speaker; "but suppose Davy could produce you evidence of his being a laird, too--say--let me see"--and he paused a moment--"say he could show you that he was laird of a hundred acres of the best land within half-a-dozen miles of Partick, what would you say then, guidman, to having Davy for your daughter"s husband?"
"What"s the use o" talking this nonsense?" said the Laird of Clayslaps, impatiently; "everybody kens that Davy Linn"s baith landless and penniless, and likely aye to be. Sae, freend, hae the guidness to retire--for your company"s no wanted here--and let the ceremony proceed."
"Not so fast, laird, if you please," returned the person addressed; and then, turning to the bride"s mother, "What would you say, guidwife, to Davy for a son-in-law, if he had all the property I have mentioned?"
"Ou, indeed, man, it wad surely hae altered the case athegither--there"s nae doot o" that. I wad hae had nae objection till him, had that been the case--neither wad her faither, I am sure. But, as the guidman has said, what"s the use o" speaking o" thae things, now, at ony rate? Davy has naething, and Goupinsfou has plenty, and that maks a" the differ--but, my faith, an unco differ it is."
"No doubt; but, if we remove this differ, guidwife," rejoined the stranger, "perhaps we may yet prevent two fond hearts being separated; and, to end this matter at once," continued the speaker, but now in a serious tone, "_I_ will pay down a hundred merks on Davy Linn"s account, as a free gift to him, on the day after he has become the husband of your daughter, and _I_ will put him in possession, as a free gift also, of a hundred acres of the best land within six miles of Partick, on the same day, and on the same conditions."
"_Ye"ll_ pay doon a hunner merks to Davy Linn, and _ye"ll_ gie him a hunner acres o" land!" exclaimed Clayslaps, in the utmost amazement, and looking at the threadbare coat, clouted shoes, and darned hose of the man of promises, with the most profound contempt and incredulity. "And whar the deil are _ye_ to get them?"
"Never ye fear that, freend," replied the latter, laughing; "I"ll find them, I warrant you."
"Let"s see the siller," said Clayslaps, triumphantly.
"Why, you certainly have me there, Clayslaps. I have not the money on me, indeed; but I will find you instant security for it, and for the entire fulfilment of my promises. Landlord," continued the speaker, and now turning to Ringan, who was one of his astonished auditors, "please to say to Sir John Elphingstone, whom I presume you know is to be found in the next room, that it will be obliging if he will step this way a moment."
We will not stop to describe the amazement that was felt by all, and expressed on every countenance in the apartment, on the delivery of this extraordinary message. Sir John Elphingstone was well known to every one there as a gentleman of large possessions and highly honourable character; and how he came to be at the call of such a person as he who had sent for him, or how he came to be in the house at all at such a time, was matter of inexpressible surprise to every one present. The whole affair, in short, was one of impenetrable mystery and perplexity to all, including the worthy curate. We will not, however, wait to describe the feelings of the party on this occasion, but go straight on with our story. Neither will we do so, in any case--thinking it much better to leave such matters wholly to the reader"s own imagination.