"The king"s!" said James, in astonishment--"what mean ye?"
"I mean," said the dying man, "that it was the king"s sword that left me as you now see me. We waylaid him in this wood, expecting he would come this way--and he did, in disguise; but he was too many for us, being armed, which we did not look for."
"And what motive, miserable man," said James, "had you for attacking the king? I"m sure to you, and such as you, he has ever been a gracious prince. To none but his insolent and tyrannical n.o.bles, who would make slaves of you and a puppet of him, has he ever been accused of severity."
"I acknowledge it," said the dying man. "But we were hired to do the b.l.o.o.d.y work."
"Ha! hired!" exclaimed James, in alarm! "who hired you? Speak, speak, man--who hired you?"
"That I will not tell," replied the man; "for I"ve been under obligations to him. But stranger," he continued, "as you would have the blessings of a dying man upon your head, you will--you will----"
Here the speaker seemed on the point of expiring; and the king, perceiving this, and dreading that that event would take place before the dying man could make any further disclosures--
"I will what? I will what?" he said, eagerly and impatiently.
"You will," resumed the wounded man, after a short interval, "repair to Falkland, and tell the king--the king--to beware of--of----"
"Whom, whom, man?" again interrupted James, breathless with the feeling of intense interest that now possessed him--"whom, man, for a thousand pounds!" he exclaimed, forgetting, in his impatience and eager curiosity, his a.s.sumed character.
Apparently heedless, however, or un.o.bservant of the questioner"s emotion, the dying man at length slowly added, "Of the Earl of Bothwell"--and expired.
"Ha! Bothwell! Bothwell!" repeated James, now falling into a profound reverie; "ay, is he at these pranks? He shall be cared for, however. I warrant he plays no more of them. But it would seem," continued the king, musing, "that this impudent varlet, my counterpart, has stood me in good stead here, and, by mine honour, done me good service too. Had it not been for him, however unwittingly he may have thus come between me and danger, I must have been slain by these ruffians. I"ll forgive the dog his impudence, after all. Nay, he deserves a reward, and he shall have it too." Having said this, or rather thought it, James resumed his journey; and we shall avail ourselves of the opportunity which this circ.u.mstance affords, to throw in a word or two, explanatory of the discontented spirit which had led to the attempt on the king"s life above spoken of.
James V., it is well known, though an amiable and generous prince, and possessed of many excellent qualities besides, was particularly obnoxious to his n.o.bles, on account of his persevering and successful efforts to restrain and limit the exorbitant power which they had acquired during his minority, and which they showed no disposition to relinquish on his a.s.suming the reins of government.
With this political hostility, as it may be called, to his n.o.bles, James, recollecting what he had suffered from them in his youth, mingled a feeling of bitter personal dislike; and the consequence was, an unrelenting and unremitting course of persecution on the one hand, and of impatient endurance on the other; and the attempt on the king"s life, whose consequences our hero, Willie, had so opportunely averted, was one of the ebullitions of that treasonable spirit which this state of matters had engendered.
To return to our tale. Little more than an hour"s walking having brought James to Braehead, he entered the house, which was one scene of mirth and festivity from one end to the other; and, uninvited, and, we may add, unopposed too, walked into the kitchen, where a number of country girls and their sweethearts were a.s.sembled, to share in the good cheer and jollity of the evening.
On entering the apartment, the king"s attention was instantly attracted by a conspicuous figure seated at the farther end, and very enviably placed between two uncommonly pretty girls, whom he was entertaining with a volubility of tongue and noisy glee that seemed to afford them great delight, and to have carried him far into their good graces. But the influence of the exuberant spirits of this joyous but somewhat obstreperous person, was by no means confined to his two fair supporters. He had, by the time James entered, evidently secured that pre-eminence which belongs to the character usually known by the t.i.tle of the c.o.c.k of the company. He was, in short, obviously in undisputed possession of the popular voice; and there was no doubt was considered by every one there as first fiddle of the evening.
This jovial person, we need hardly say, was no other than our friend Willie; and James, as he eyed him, at once guessed that he was the person who had done him the honour of representing him at Whinnyhill.
Satisfied of this, the disguised monarch stole quietly round to where Willie was seated, and whispered in his ear this courteous inquiry--
"I say, friend, who the devil are you?"
"And, I say," exclaimed Willie, looking hard at the querist, and by no means making any secret of his inquiry--"Wha the deevil are ye?"
"Just what you see me," replied James--"going about the country seeking a living wherever I think it likely I may pick it up."
"Nae harm in that ava, freen," said Willie. "Puir bodies maun leeve some way or anither. They"re no gaun to die at a dike side if they can get a mouthfu" for the askin."
"Surely not, surely not, friend," replied James. "But, I say," he added--and now drawing Willie close to him, in order that the communication he was about to make might be inaudible to those beside him--"do you think I don"t know you, sir, notwithstanding your disguise? If you do, you are mistaken. I know you well, sir. You are the king!"
"And what though I be, sir?" said Willie, boldly, but secretly surprised to find royalty thus again thrust upon him. "What"s that to you? But, I say," he added, and now whispering in his turn, "as ye value yer head, mum"s the word aboot that "enow; for I"m in very guid quarters whar I am, and hae nae wish to gang amang the gentry. Sae keep a calm sough aboot it, or ye may fare the waur."
"Nay, nay, now," replied James; "I really cannot endure to see my sovereign in such an humble situation as this--a situation so unworthy of his dignity. It is unseemly and painful to behold. I will not endure it!"
"But it is my pleasure, sirrah," said Willie, angrily and impatiently--"and that"s aneuch. Sae, mak nor meddle nae mair wi"t, or ye"ll maybe rue"t. Do ye think I want to mak a spectacle o" mysel?"
"Excuse me; but positively, sir, I must insist on your being treated with more respect. I must inform the laird of your being here." And, without waiting for any farther remonstrances on the subject from Willie, or paying any attention to his anxious calls to him to return, the disguised monarch hurried out of the apartment, and desired one of the servants of the house to inform his master that a person wished to speak to him on important business, and that he would find him in front of the house.
Having dispatched this business, James walked out, and, at a little distance, awaited the laird"s appearance. On his approach--"Well, laird," said the King, "dost know me? I think thou should"st. We have seen each other before."
The person thus addressed looked silently and earnestly for some time at the disguised monarch, as if perplexed by the question; but at length eagerly and joyously exclaimed, at the same time doffing his cap or bonnet "with the most profound respect--
"I do, sir--I do. You are the king!"
"Hush, hush," said James. "Not a word of that just now. My crown"s in danger, laird. There"s a rival near my throne. Dost know, laird, that there"s another king in your kitchen at this moment?"
"You are pleased to be merry, sire. Pray, what does your Majesty mean?"
replied the laird, smiling, yet evidently at a loss to comprehend the joke.
"Why, I mean precisely what I have said, laird. There is, I repeat it, another king in your kitchen just now; and a rattling, stalwarth looking fellow he is, with a couple of very pretty girls, one on each side of him. But here is the truth of the matter, laird," continued the king, compa.s.sionating the former"s perplexity--"here"s a fellow, at this moment, in your kitchen, who has taken it upon him to a.s.sume my incognito, and has, in this character, already imposed upon Whinnyhill."
"The knave!" exclaimed the laird. "We must have him instantly hanged."
"Nay, nay--not so fast, laird. The fellow deserves a fright, and he shall have it; but he has done me good service, though unwittingly, and I must forgive him." And James here proceeded to relate the adventure in the Middlema.s.s wood, which is already before the reader.
When he had done. "Now, laird," he said, "we shall have some amus.e.m.e.nt with the rogue. You shall wait on him; and, professing to take him for what he represents himself to be, respectfully invite him, nay, insist on him joining you and your friends at your own table; for I rather think he"ll flinch it if he can; and I shall, by-and-by, send in a messenger to announce my arrival, and to seek admittance; and we shall then see how the rogue looks."
The laird, who was himself a bit of a humourist, readily entered into the spirit of the jest, and immediately set about its execution.
Proceeding to the kitchen, he walked up, hat in hand, to where Willie was seated between his two doxies; and standing respectfully before him, informed him that, from some intelligence he had just received from Whinnyhill, he had come to solicit his ill.u.s.trious guest to accompany him to a place more befitting his dignity, though still far from being worthy of it.
"Why, laird," replied Willie, after his best manner, "I thank ye; but, to tell you a truth, I"d rather remain where I am. I"m amazingly well here, and cannot think of leaving these twa bonny la.s.ses." And here the gallant harper chucked the girls under the chin.
"Nay, excuse me," said the laird, bowing low; "but I must insist on your accompanying me. I will explain myself farther when we get to a more fitting place."
"Why, if you do insist, laird," said Willie, "I really do not see that I can refuse you." And with this he arose, though with evident reluctance, from his seat; and, after comforting his fair companions with an a.s.surance that he would rejoin them as soon as he could, followed the guidance of his host. This conducted him into an apartment where were a number of people a.s.sembled round a well-stored table, in the full career of social enjoyment. Willie by no means relished this display of company, as it greatly increased the chances of detection; but he resolved to brave it out the best way he could.
On his entrance, the party, to all of whom the hint had been given of what was going forward, rose to their feet, and stood respectfully till Willie was fairly planted in a large arm-chair at the head of the table, when they resumed their seats. Every degree of respect and attention was now shown to the mock king which could have been bestowed upon the real one--with this exception, that he was plied with fully more liquor than it would have been altogether becoming to have pressed upon an anointed sovereign. In this, however, Willie himself saw nothing derogatory, and therefore continued to swallow all that was offered him, till he got, as was usual to him in such cases, into most exuberant spirits, when he began to entertain the company with some of his choicest songs and stories, and with the usual effect of "setting the table in a roar."
Willie was, in short, in a fair way of becoming, if not king of Scotland, at least king of the company; and had attained about mid career in his bright track of jollification, when a messenger entered, and informed the master of the house that a person desired to see him on business of importance. The laird, instantly obeying the summons, withdrew. In a few minutes, however, he returned; and, with an air of surprise and perplexity, said, addressing the company, but more particularly Willie--"Gentlemen, here is a very strange matter. Here has a person arrived at my house, who insists on it that he is the king, and demands admittance."
"Admittance!" roared out Willie, evidently a good deal discomposed by the communication--"on no account admit him, laird. Tie the impostor neck and heel, and throw him into the nearest burn! Pack him off instantly."
"Nay, nay, sir," replied the laird; "I think we had better admit him, and leave it to you and him to decide which of you has the best claim to the dignity." And before Willie could make any farther objection, James himself was ushered into the apartment.
On his entrance--
"Where," he exclaimed, with a fierce frown--"where is the impudent varlet that has been imposing on the credulity of my subjects, by a.s.suming my incognito? Art thou the knave?" he immediately added; and now addressing Willie, who, completely crestfallen, was looking at him with the most rueful expression of countenance imaginable.
"And if I am, man," said Willie, in a piteous tone, in reply to this home charge, "ye needna mak sic a stramash aboot it, nor look sae dooms angry either. I"m sure yer royalty"s no a whit the waur o" me haen"t on for a wee bit; and, guid kens, ye"re welcome till"t back again, for it doesna fit me. Sae tak it, sir, and muckle guid may"t do ye!"
Here James could contain his gravity no longer, but burst into a loud laugh. "And what, you knave," he said, "put it into your head to practise this imposition? You have fairly deceived Whinnyhill."
"The ne"er a bit o" me did that, sir," said Willie, now somewhat relieved of his fears, by the king"s good humour. "He deceived himsel,"
And here Willie related, to the great amus.e.m.e.nt of James, the conversation which he had overheard between the laird of Whinnyhill and his wife; and concluded with, "So ye see, sir, he made me a king whether I wad or no; and, as he put on the coat, I just wore"t, although it was like to cost me dear aneuch in the Middlema.s.s wood."