"Nae apology necessary, freend," said the curate, rising from his seat, to allow the poor traveller, who was dripping with wet, to approach nearer to the fire. "Come awa--nae apology at a" necessary. This is a public hostelry; and, if ye can birl your bawbee, ye"ve as guid a richt to accommodation as the best in the land."
"Thanks to ye, honourable sir," replied the stranger, meekly. "I wish every ane were o" your way o" thinking; but I find this auld coat and thae clouted shoon nae great recommendations to civility onywhere."
Saying this, the stranger planted himself in a chair before the fire, and ordered the landlord to bring him a measure of ale.
"Tak a moothfu o" this in the meantime, honest man," said the curate, handing him his own goblet; "for ye seem to be baith wat and weary."
"Ou, no--no very weary, sir," replied the stranger, taking the proffered goblet; "but a wee thing wet, certainly. I hae only come frae Glasgow the day."
"Nae far"er?" said the curate.
"No an inch," replied the other.
"Tak it oot, man, tak it oot," said the former, as the latter was about to return the goblet, after merely tasting it. "It"ll warm your heart, man, and I"m sure ye"re welcome till"t."
The stranger, without any remark, did as he was bid, and drained out the cup. In the business of this scene, the schoolmaster took no part, but maintained a haughty distance; his pride evidently hurt by the intrusion into his society of a person of such questionable condition--a feeling which he indicated by observing a dignified silence. This difference of disposition between the two gentlemen did not escape the stranger, who might have been detected from time to time throwing expressive glances of inquiry, not unmingled with contempt, at the offended dominie. The displeasure of his friend, however, did not deter the kindhearted curate from prosecuting his conversation with the stranger, who eventually proved to be so intelligent and entertaining a person, that he gradually forced himself into the position of an understood, though not formally acknowledged, member of the party. Being full of anecdote and quaint humour, such as even the schoolmaster could not altogether resist, although he made several ineffectual attempts to do so, the laugh and the liquor both soon began to circulate with great cordiality; and in due time songs were added to the evening"s enjoyment. In this species of entertainment the good-humoured curate set the example, at the earnest request of Ringan, who asked him, and not in vain, to "skirl up," as he called it, the following ditty, which he had often heard the worthy churchman sing before:--
"In scarlet hose the bishop he goes, In the best o" braid claith goes the vicar; But the curate, puir soul, has only the bowl To comfort him wi" its drap liquor, drap liquor, To comfort him wi" its drap liquor.
"Right substantial, in troth, is the fat prebend"s broth, And the bishop"s a hantle yet thicker; But muslin kail to the curate they deal, Sae dinna begrudge his drap liquor, drap liquor, Sae dinna begrudge his drap liquor.
"Gie the sodger renown, the doctor a gown, And the lover the long looked-for letter; But for me the main chance is a weel-plenish"d manse-- And the sooner I get it the better, the better, And the sooner I get it the better."
"Faith, and I say so too with all my heart, sir," said the stranger, laughing loudly, and ruffing applause of the good curate"s humorous song on the table. "I"m sure I"ve known many a one planted in a comfortable living, who, I would take it upon me to say, were less deserving of it than you are."
"That may be, honest man," replied the curate; "but, as I said to my freend here a little ago, when he made the same remark, I hae nae interest; and withoot that, ye ken, it"s as impossible to get on, as for a milestane to row its lane up a hill."
"Indeed, sir, that is but too true, I fear," said the stranger; "yet the king, they say, is very well disposed to reward merit when he finds it, and has often done so with out the interference of influence."
"Ou, I daur say," replied the curate; "he"s gude aneugh that way--na, very guid, I believe; but I hae nae access to the king, and it"ll be lang aneugh before my merits, if I hae ony--which I mysel very much doot--"ll find their way to him. He has owre mony greedy gleds to feed, for the like o" me to hae ony chance o" promotion. No, no, freend--
"Curate o" Govan I was born to be, An" curate o" Govan I"m destined to dee."
"Ha, ha!" exclaimed the stranger, laughing; "a bit of a poet, curate."
"In an unco sma" way, freend," replied the worthy churchman.
"Excuse my freedom, sir," rejoined the stranger; "but pray how long have you been curate of this parish?"
"Nine years, come Martinmas next."
"And no prospect of advancement yet?"
"Just as muckle as ye may see through a whunstane; and ye ken it taks gey sharp een to see onything through that."
"Nae doot," replied the stranger; "but the king, though he cannot see through a whunstane farther than ither folk, has pretty sharp eyes, and ears, too, sir, and baith hears and sees things that every one is not aware of. You may, therefore--who knows?--be nearer promotion than you think. Isn"t the rectorship of Govan vacant just now?"
"Deed is"t, freend," said the curate; "and if I had it, I wadna ca" the king my cousin, though he were my uncle"s son. But it"ll no be lang vacant, I warrant; some o" thae hungry hingers-on aboot the court "ll be clinkin doun intill"t in the turnin o" a divot. It"s owre canny a seat to be lang withoot a sitter."
"It will not be long without an inc.u.mbent, I daresay," rejoined the stranger; "but I"m not sure that you"re right, curate, as to the description of person that will obtain it. But will your friend here not favour us with a verse or two? It is his turn now."
"Ou, I daresay he will," replied the curate. "Come, Johnny, gie"s yer auld favourite."
With this request, the schoolmaster, who was now considerably mollified by the liquor he had drank, readily complied, and struck up--
"Let kings their subjects keep in awe, By terror o" the laws; For me, I fin" there"s naething like A guid thick pair o" tawse.
"Let doctors think to store the mind, By screeds o" rules and saws-- Commend me to the learning that"s Weel whupp"d in wi" the tawse.
"Let lawyers, whan they wad prevail In fine words plead their cause-- The _argumentum_ still wi" mo Is thae bit nine-taed tawse."
Suiting the action to the word, the dominie, on repeating the last line, whipped the formidable and efficacious instrument he spoke of out of his pocket. Whether, however, it had actually nine toes or not, or whether that a.s.sertion was merely a poetical flourish, none of those present took the trouble of ascertaining.
"By my troth, sir," said the stranger, when the schoolmaster had concluded, "it"s a pity that such a thing as tawse was not in use outside the school as well as inside. There are many children of the larger growth in the world who would be greatly improved by its application."
"Come, landlord," now said the curate, "it"s your turn now;--and it"ll be yours belyve, freend," he added, addressing the stranger. "Up wi"t, Ringan--up wi"t, man."
"Ye"se no want that lang," said the jolly, good-natured landlord of the Grilse and Gridiron, with one of his quiet, cunning shrugs of the shoulders and pawky leers of the eye; and off he went with--
"A flowing jug, a reaming jug, "S a glorious sicht, my dear boys; It waukens love, it lichtens care, And drowns all sorts of fear, boys.
"Come, gentlemen, chorus.
"Fal de ral, &c.
"Your sober man"s an arrant fool, His spirits are all sunk, boys; Give me your honest, jovial soul, That night and day is drunk, boys.
"Chorus, gentlemen.
"Fal de ral, &c.
"You tell me that his outward man Is shabby, spare, and thin, boys; But you forget to reckon on The comfort that"s within, boys.
"Chorus.
"Fal de ral, &c.
"Then, whether I be here or there, Or this or t"other side, boys, May streams o" ale still round me flow, As broad and deep"s the Clyde, boys!
"Chorus, gentlemen.
"Fal de ral," &c.
At the moment the landlord of the Grilse and Gridiron had completed his temperance-society lyric, and ere the tribute of applause which was ready to be paid down on the nail to him for it by his auditors could be tendered him--the feelings of the whole party were directed into another channel, by the information that a boat-load of pa.s.sengers had just landed at the ferry. On receiving this intelligence, Ringan hurriedly rose from the table, and ran to the door, to see what portion of the human cargo was likely to come his way--and right glad was he to find that he was about to be favoured with the company of the whole. They were one party, and were approaching Ringan"s house in a string. On entering the kitchen, they were found to be three men and two women. The former were apparently farmers--two of them elderly men, and one of them a young, loutish-looking fellow, of about two-and-twenty. The women were mother and daughter--the latter a beautiful girl, of about eighteen or twenty years of age. The whole of these persons were well known to the curate, schoolmaster, and landlord; and the consequence was a general cry of recognition, and a tumultuous shaking of hands.
"How are ye, curate?" "How are ye, Clayslaps?" "Glad to see you, Mr Craig!" "As glad to see you, Jordanhill!"
"And hoo are _ye_, guidwife?" said the curate, advancing towards the elder of the two females, and taking her kindly by the hand--"and you, Meenie, my bonny dear," he said, turning towards the daughter--"hoo are ye? and hoo," he added, with an intelligent smirk, "is Davy Linn o"