"That"s a swell way of puttin" it," says I. "And I suppose you"re the--er--"
"I am Miss Burr," says she. "Verona is my cousin."
"Well, well!" says I. "Think of that!"
"Please don"t reflect on it too hard," says she, "if you find the fact unpleasant."
"Why--er--" I begins, "I only meant--ah-- Don"t let me crash in on your readin", though."
Her thin lips flatten into a straight line--the best imitation of a smile she can work up, I expect--and she turns down a leaf in her magazine.
Then she shifts sudden to another chair, where she has me under the electrolier, facin" her, and I knows that I"m let in for something. I could almost hear the clerk callin", "Hats off in the courtroom."
Odd, ain"t it, how you can get sensations like that just from a look or two? And with dimmers on them lamps of hers Myra wouldn"t have scared anybody. Course, her nose does have sort of a thin edge to it, and her narrow mouth and pointed chin sort of hints at a barbed-wire disposition; but nothing real dangerous.
Still, Myra ain"t one you"d snuggle up to casual, or expect to do any hand-holdin" with. She ain"t costumed for the part, for one thing. No, hardly. Her idea of an evenin" gown seems to be to kick off her ridin"-boots and pin on a skirt. She still sticks to the white neck-stock; and, the way her hair is parted in the middle and drawn back tight over her ears, she"s all fixed to weather a gale. Yes, Myra has all the points of a plain, common-sense female party just taggin"
thirty-five good-by.
Not that I puts any of them comments on the record, or works "em in as repartee. Nothing like that. I may look foolish, but there are times when I know enough not to rock the boat. Besides, this was Myra"s turn at the bat; and, believe me, she"s no bush-leaguer.
"H-m-m-m!" says she, givin" me the up-and-down inventory. "No wonder you"re called Torchy. One seldom sees hair quite so vivid."
"I know," says I. "No use tryin" to play it for old rose, is there? All I"m touchy about is havin" it called red."
"For goodness" sake!" says she. "What shade would you call it?"
"Why," says I, "I think it sounds more refined to speak of it as pink plus."
But Myra seems to be josh-proof.
"That, I presume," says she, "is a specimen of what Aunt Cornelia refers to as your unquenchable impertinence."
"Oh!" says I. "If you"ve been gettin" Auntie"s opinion of me--"
"I have," says Myra; "and, as a near relative of Verona"s, I trust you"ll pardon me if I seem a bit critical on my own part."
"Don"t mind me at all," says I. "You don"t like the way I talk or the color of my hair. Go on."
She ain"t one to be led anywhere, though.
"I understand," says Myra, "that you come here two or three evenings a week."
"That"s about the schedule," says I.
"And just why?" demands Myra.
"It"s more or less of a secret," says I; "but there"s always a chance, you know, of my havin" a cozy little fam"ly chat like this. And when that don"t happen--well, then I can talk with Vee."
Miss Burr"s mouth puckers until it looks like a slit in a lemon.
"To be perfectly frank," says she, "I think it unutterably silly of Aunt Cornelia to allow it."
"I can see where you"re goin" to be a great help," says I. "Stayin" some time, are you?"
"That depends," says Myra--and the way she snaps at me is almost a.s.sault with intent to maim. "I suppose," she goes on, "that you and Verona are quite as insufferable as young people usually are. Tell me; do you sit in corners and giggle?"
"Not as a rule," says I, "but it looks like we would."
"At me, I presume?" says Myra. "Very well; I accept the challenge."
And say, she"s no prune-fed pacifist, Cousin Myra. Course, she don"t swing the hammer quite so open when the folks get back, for Vee ain"t one you can walk on with hobnails and get away with it. I guess Myra suspicioned that. But, when it comes to sly jabs and spicy little side remarks shot in casual, Miss Burr lives up to her last name.
"Oh, yes!" says she, when they tries to introduce us reg"lar. "We have become well acquainted--very."
"How nice!" says Vee, sort of innocent.
"I am glad you think so," says Myra.
And for the rest of the evenin" she confines her remarks to Auntie, cuttin" loose with the sarcasm at every openin" and now and then tossin"
an explosive gas bomb at us over Auntie"s shoulder. Nothing anyone could grab up and hurl back at her, you know. It"s all shootin" from ambush.
Some keen tongue she has, take it from me. At 9:30 I backed out under fire, leavin" Vee with her ears pinked up and a smolderin" glow in them gray eyes of hers.
If it hadn"t been for puttin" myself in the quitter cla.s.s I"d laid off Sunday night. But I just couldn"t do that. So we stands another siege.
No use tryin" to describe it. Cousin Myra"s tactics are too sleuthy.
Just one jab after another, with them darnin"-needle eyes addin" the fine touches.
But this time Vee only smiles back at her and never answers once. Why, even Auntie takes up a couple of Myra"s little slams and debates the point with her enthusiastic. Nothing from Vee, though. I don"t understand it a bit until it"s all over, and Vee follows me out into the hall and helps me find my hat. Quite careless, she shuts the door behind us.
"Whew!" says I. "Some grouch, Cousin Myra! What is it--shootin" pains in the disposition?"
Vee snickers. "Did you mind very much, Torchy?" she asks.
"Me?" says I. "Oh, I was brought up on roasts--never knew much else.
But, I must say, I was gettin" a bit hot on your account."
"Don"t," says she. "You see, I know all about Cousin Myra--why she"s like that, I mean."
"On a diet of mixed pickles and sour milk, is she?" says I--"or what?"
No, it wasn"t anything so simple as that. It was a case of a romance that got ditched. Seems that Myra"d been engaged once. No idle seash.o.r.e snap runnin" from Fourth of July to Labor Day, but a long-winded, year-to-year affair. The party of the second part was one Hinckley, a young highbrow who knew so much that it took the college faculty a long time to discover that he was worth more"n an a.s.sistant bartender and almost as much as a fourth-rate movie actor. Then, too, Myra"s father had something lingerin" the matter with him, and wouldn"t let anybody manage him but her. Hymen hobbled by both hind feet, as you might say.
They was keepin" at it well, though, each bearin" up patient and waitin"
for the happy day, when Myra"s younger sister came home from boardin"-school and begun her campaign by practisin" on the Professor, just because he happened to be handy. She was a sweet young thing with cheek dimples and a trilly laugh, and--well, you can guess the rest.
Only, when little sister has made a complete hash of things, she skips merrily off and marries a prominent "varsity quarter-back who has water on the knee and the promise of a nine-dollar-a-week job in uncle"s stove works.
Course, Myra really should have made it up when Professor Hinckley finally does come crabbin" around with another ring and a sad-eyed alibi.
But she wouldn"t--not her. Besides, father had begun takin" mud baths and experimentin" with climates.
So for eight or ten years she went driftin" around here and there, battlin" with room clerks and head waiters, hirin" and firin" nurses, packin" trunks every month or so, and generally enjoyin" the life of a health hunter, with her punctured romance trailin" further and further behind her. Even after father had his final spell and the last doctor"s bill was paid off, Myra kept on knockin" around, claimin" there wouldn"t be any fun makin" a home just for herself. Why not? Her income was big enough, so she didn"t have to worry about rates. All she asked was a room and bath somewhere, and when the season changed she moved on. She"d got so she could tell you the bad points about every high-priced resort hotel from Catalina to Bar Harbor, and she knew so many veranda bores by sight that she could never shake all of "em for more"n a day or so at a time.