"Humph!" says Mr. Robert, rubbin" his chin thoughtful. "If that is the case--" Then he stops and stares puzzled into the front of the roll-top, where the noon mail is sorted and stacked in the wire baskets.
I don"t hear anything more from him for two or three minutes, when he signals me over and pulls up a chair.
"Ah--er--about Ham Adams, now," he begins.
"Say, Mr. Robert," says I, "you ain"t never goin" to wish him onto me, are you? Why, him and me wouldn"t get along a little bit."
"I must concede," says he, "that Mr. Adams has not a winning personality. Yet there are redeeming features. He plays an excellent game of billiards, his taste in the matter of vintage wines is unerring, and in at least two rather vital scrimmages which I had with the regatta committee he was on my side. And, while I feel that I have more than repaid any balance due-- Well, I can"t utterly ignore him now. But as for hunting him up this afternoon--" Mr. Robert nods at the stacks of letters.
"Oh, all right," says I. "What"s his number?"
Mr. Robert writes it on a card.
"You may as well understand my position," says he. "I have already invested some twenty-five hundred dollars in Mr. Adams" uncertain prospects. I must stop somewhere. Of course, if he"s ill or in desperate straits-- Well, here is another hundred which you may offer or not, as you find best. I am relying, you see, on your somewhat remarkable facility for rescuing truth from the bottom of the well or any other foolish hiding-place."
"Meanin", I expect," says I, "that you"re after a sort of general report, eh?"
"Quite so," says Mr. Robert. "You see, it"s a business errand, in a way. You go as a probing committee of one, with full powers."
"It"s a tough a.s.signment," says I, "but I"ll do my best."
For I"d seen enough of Ham Adams to know he wa"n"t the kind to open up easy. One of these bull-necked husks, Mr. Adams is, with all the pleasin" manners of a jail warden. Honest, in all the times he"s been into the Corrugated general offices, I"ve never seen him give anyone but Mr. Robert so much as a nod. Always marched in like he was goin"
to trample you under foot if you didn"t get out of his way, and he had a habit of scowlin" over your head like he didn"t see you at all.
I expect that was his idea of keeping the lower cla.s.ses in their place.
He was an income aristocrat, Ham was. Always had been. Phosphate mines down South somewheres, left to him by an aunt who had brought him up. And with easy money comin" in fresh and fresh every quarter, without havin" to turn a hand to get it, you"d "most think he could take life cheerful. He don"t, though. Hardly anything suits him. He develops into the club grouch, starin" slit-eyed at new members, and cultivatin" the stony glare for the world in general.
And then, all of a sudden, his income dries up. Stops absolutely.
Something about not bein" able to ship any more phosphate to Germany.
Anyway, the quarterly stuff is all off. I"d heard him takin" on about it to Mr. Robert--cussin" out the State Department, the Kaiser, the Allies, anybody he could think of to lay the blame to. Why didn"t someone do something? It was a blessed outrage. What was one to do?
Ham"s next idea seems to be who was one to do; and Mr. Robert, being handy, was tagged. First off it was a loan; a good-sized one; then a note or so, and finally he gets down to a plain touch now and then, when Mr. Robert couldn"t dodge.
But for a month or more, until this S. O. S. call comes in, he don"t show up at all. So I"m some curious myself to know just what"s struck him. I must say, though, that for a party who"s been crossed off the dividend list for more"n a year, he"s chuckin" a good bluff. Some spiffy bachelor apartments these are that I locates--tubbed bay trees out front, tapestry panels in the reception-room, and a doorman uniformed like a rear-admiral. I has to tell the "phone girl who I am and why, and get an upstairs O. K., before I"m pa.s.sed on to the elevator. Also my ring at B suite, third floor, is answered by a perfectly good valet.
"From Mr. Ellins, sir?" says he, openin" the door a crack.
"Straight," says I.
He swings it wide and bows respectful. A cla.s.sy party, this man of Mr.
Adams", too. Nothing down-and-out about him. Tuxedo, white tie, and neat trimmed siders in front of his ears. One of these quiet spoken, sleuthy movin" gents he is, a reg"lar stage valet. But he manages to give me the once-over real thorough as he"s towin" me in.
"This way, sir," says he, brushin" back the draperies and shuntin" me in among the leather chairs and Oriental rugs.
Standin" in the middle of the room, with his feet wide apart, is Mr.
Adams, like he was waitin" impatient. You"d hardly call him sick abed.
I expect it would take a subway smash to dent him any. But, if his man fails to look the part of better days gone by, Ham Adams is the true picture of a seedy sport. His padded silk dressin"-gown is fringed along the cuffs, and one of the shoulder seams is split; his slippers are run over; and his shirt should have gone to the wash last week.
Also his chin is decorated in two places with surgeon"s tape and has a thick growth of stubble on it. As I drifts in he"s makin" a b.u.m attempt to" roll a cigarette and is gazin" disgusted at the result.
"Why didn"t Bob come himself?" he demands peevish.
"Rush of business," says I. "He"d been takin" time off and the work piled up on him."
"Humph!" says Adams. "Well, I"ve got to see him, that"s all."
"In that case," says I, "you ought to drop around about--"
"Out of the question," says he. "Look at me. Been trying to shave myself. Besides-- Well, I can"t!"
"Mr. Robert thought," I goes on, "that you might--"
"Well?" breaks in Mr. Adams, turnin" his back on me sudden and glarin"
at the draperies. "What is it, Nivens?"
At which the valet appears, holdin" a bunch of roses.
"From Mrs. Grenville Hawks, sir," says he. "They came while you were at breakfast, sir."
"Well, well, put them in a vase--in there," says Ham. And as Nivens goes out he kicks the door to after him.
"Now, then," he goes on, "what was it Mr. Robert thought?"
"That you might give me a line on how things stood with you," says I, "so he"d know just what to do."
"Eh?" growls Ham. "Tell you! Why, who the devil are you?"
"n.o.body much," says I. "Maybe you ain"t noticed me in the office, but I"m there. Private sec. to the president of Mutual Funding. My desk is beyond Mr. Robert"s, in the corner."
"Oh, yes," says Adams; "I remember you now. And I suppose I may as well tell you as anyone. For the fact is, I"m about at the end of my string. I must get some money somewhere."
"Ye-e-es?" says I, sort of cagey.
"Did Bob send any by you? Did he?" suddenly asks Adams.
"Some," says I.
"How much?" he demands.
"A hundred," says I.
"Bah!" says he. "Why, that wouldn"t-- See here; you go back and tell Bob I need a lot more than that--a couple of thousand, anyway."
I shakes my head. "I guess a hundred is about the limit," says I.
"But great Scott!" says Adams, grippin" his hands desperate. "I"ve simply got to--"
Then he breaks off and stares again towards the door. Next he steps across the room soft and jerks it open, revealin" the cla.s.sy Nivens standin" there with his head on one side.
"Ha!" snarls Ham. "Listening, eh?"