MR MARCH. Good! I"ll go myself. [He goes out.]
MARY. Mother, this isn"t a coal strike; don"t discuss it for three hours and then at the end ask Johnny and the girl to do precisely what you"re asking them to do now.
MRS MARCH. Why should I?
MARY. Because it"s so usual. Do fix on half-way at once.
MRS MARCH. There is no half-way.
MARY. Well, for goodness sake think of a plan which will make you both look victorious. That"s always done in the end. Why not let her stay, and make Johnny promise only to see her in the presence of a third party?
MRS MARCH. Because she"d see him every day while he was looking for the third party. She"d help him look for it.
MARY. [With a gurgle] Mother, I"d no idea you were so--French.
MRS MARCH. It seems to me you none of you have any idea what I am.
MARY. Well, do remember that there"ll be no publicity to make either of you look small. You can have Peace with Honour, whatever you decide.
[Listening] There they are! Now, Mother, don"t be logical! It"s so feminine.
As the door opens, MRS MARCH nervously fortifies herself with the third little gla.s.s of brandy. She remains seated. MARY is on her right.
MR MARCH leads into the room and stands next his daughter, then FAITH in hat and coat to the left of the table, and JOHNNY, pale but determined, last. a.s.sembled thus, in a half fan, of which MRS MARCH is the apex, so to speak, they are all extremely embarra.s.sed, and no wonder.
Suddenly MARY gives a little gurgle.
JOHNNY. You"d think it funnier if you"d just come out of prison and were going to be chucked out of your job, on to the world again.
FAITH. I didn"t want to come down here. If I"m to go I want to go at once. And if I"m not, it"s my evening out, please.
She moves towards the door. JOHNNY takes her by the shoulders.
JOHNNY. Stand still, and leave it to me. [FAITH looks up at him, hypnotized by his determination] Now, mother, I"ve come down at your request to discuss this; are you ready to keep her? Otherwise up we go again.
MR MARCH. That"s not the way to go to work, Johnny. You mustn"t ask people to eat their words raw--like that.
JOHNNY. Well, I"ve had no dinner, but I"m not going to eat my words, I tell you plainly.
MRS MARCH. Very well then; go up again.
MARY. [Muttering] Mother--logic.
MR MARCH. Great Scott! You two haven"t the faintest idea of how to conduct a parley. We have--to--er--explore every path to--find a way to peace.
MRS MARCH. [To FAITH] Have you thought of anything to do, if you leave here?
FAITH. Yes.
JOHNNY. What?
FAITH. I shan"t say.
JOHNNY. Of course, she"ll just chuck herself away.
FAITH. No, I won"t. I"ll go to a place I know of, where they don"t want references.
JOHNNY. Exactly!
MRS MARCH. [To FAITH] I want to ask you a question. Since you came out, is this the first young man who"s kissed you?
FAITH has hardly had time to start and manifest what may or may not be indignation when MR MARCH dashes his hands through his hair.
MR MARCH. Joan, really!
JOHNNY. [Grimly] Don"t condescend to answer!
MRS MARCH. I thought we"d met to get at the truth.
MARY. But do they ever?
FAITH. I will go out!
JOHNNY. No! [And, as his back is against the door, she can"t] I"ll see that you"re not insulted any more.
MR MARCH. Johnny, I know you have the best intentions, but really the proper people to help the young are the old--like--
FAITH suddenly turns her eyes on him, and he goes on rather hurriedly
--your mother. I"m sure that she and I will be ready to stand by Faith.
FAITH. I don"t want charity.
MR MARCH. No, no! But I hope--
MRS MARCH. To devise means.
MR MARCH. [Roused] Of course, if n.o.body will modify their att.i.tude --Johnny, you ought to be ashamed of yourself, and [To MRS MARCH] so ought you, Joan.
JOHNNY. [Suddenly] I"ll modify mine. [To FAITH] Come here--close! [In a low voice to FAITH] Will you give me your word to stay here, if I make them keep you?
FAITH. Why?
JOHNNY. To stay here quietly for the next two years?
FAITH. I don"t know.
JOHNNY. I can make them, if you"ll promise.