"The trouble with fishing parties is," Tommy drawled, "that there"s always some d.a.m.n fool along who wants to fish."--Which was, I think, not only the best thing Tommy ever said but, in the circ.u.mstances, the best that could have been said.
The professor sat down again rather suddenly and blinked at us.
"So! Then we do not fish," he murmured, and after another thoughtful pause went below.
"I don"t suppose we ought to insult him," I suggested, not intending any one to think I meant it.
"I don"t care what we do to him," Tommy savagely retorted. "All the good you"ve got out of this cruise will go to the bow-wows. I won"t have it, I tell you! Let"s chuck him overboard!"
"Chuck over your grouch," I laughed, although his proposition interested me.
"Oh, I haven"t any grouch," he turned away; but swung back, asking: "Are you going to give up?"
"Most certainly not!"
"Then why don"t you get busy?"
"Get busy! D"you expect me to go downstairs and drag her out of her room?"
"Yes--do anything! She isn"t staying there from choice!" (But I knew better than that.) "If I slug the gezabo you might ask her up. Shall I?"
"Show an idea, man! You know she wouldn"t see me!"
"What if she wouldn"t! Bring her out, anyhow! Good Lord, Jack, if you"re an example of lovers up North, then I say G.o.d pity Yankee girls!"
"Well, what would you do, Mr. Know-so-much?" I asked, my temper blowing up. "If she told you she"d stayed awake nights fighting it out and reached the conclusion, absolutely and without peradventure of changing her mind, that her destiny"s in Azuria, what would you do then--you who know such a h.e.l.l of a lot about women?" I just had to say that; it kept irritating me.
"I don"t claim any knowledge of the genus," he said, looking mildly at the horizon--and wanting to laugh, I thought. "But a modic.u.m of brain would show you she hasn"t thought it out, at all. How could she in forty-eight hours, being confronted for the first time in her life with the two most glowing things in a girl"s fancy--love or a throne? She"s dazzled, not decided."
"She"s worse," I growled. "She"s hurt--that"s one reason she won"t come up! And allow me to say that what you know about women wouldn"t fill a gnat"s eye!" I seemed to be hypped on this, and couldn"t get away from it.
"Well, if you"ve spilled the beans you"ll have to pick "em up pretty quick, for we"ll be home in three days. Just be sure you don"t intimate that Azuria can be less than a perfect h.e.l.l to her, for that would ruin your chances forever!" And with this parting injunction, that drove terror to my heart, he walked aft to join Gates.
Going to the companionway door, I peered into the cabin. The wretched Dragot, bedecked in smoking jacket and spectacles, looking uncommonly like a monkey, I thought, was lounging behind a book. He knew that the nearer uncertainty approaches a certainty the more fatal will be the result of its upsetting; that, whereas a scheme jumbled in its infancy may recover, the slightest maladjustment on the threshold of success often spells irrevocable ruin. He was taking no chances.
CHAPTER XXVI
A TREASURE BOX
Late that afternoon we got under way, setting our course for Key West.
But it was a glum company aboard. The Princess remained in her stateroom; Tommy"s grouch for Monsieur had grown out of all proportion, so the professor"s gay mood lost much of its bloom; Echochee, whenever she left her mistress, scowled at us as though we were pirates; Gates, knowing that my plans had become miserably pied, grumbled over trifles; Bilkins sniffled, and the mate walked about with curses fairly bristling from him like pin-feathers. Heaven knows how wretched I was! If a group of people were ever out of tune, we had struck the original discord. Of us all, the cook maintained both equanimity and cuisine in perfect taste, else I hesitate to think what might have been the fate of the good yacht, _Whim_.
Sometime during the night we reached Key West, and early next morning Gates called me to go ash.o.r.e. I had requested this. There were the telegram and letter to be sent; and candy, flowers, fruits, magazines, souvenirs, and anything suitable I might find, to lay at Doloria"s shrine. Had it not been for the stubbornness of a fellow who insisted that he was under contract, I would have had a moving picture show aboard for her.
By eight o"clock we were again away, sailing lazily eastward before a light breeze. Three days of this inert weather, or possibly less, should bring us to Miami. There Monsieur had expressed his intention of wiring the Roumanian, or some other, consul; then he would entrain with my little Princess, and--well, that would be the end.
All that day we poked along. Surrept.i.tiously I had sent several notes down by Bilkins, but the only reply they got was an angry negative shake of Echochee"s head. The old Indian would divulge nothing beyond the fact that her Lady was well. I then thought of knocking at Doloria"s door to get a word with her, but the professor, always in the cabin on guard, sat where he could frustrate any such plan. He had stayed there the previous night until a late hour, and was back at his post quite an hour before breakfast.
She did not appear at luncheon, nor during the long and wearisome afternoon.
The next day was a counterpart of its forerunner, except that it got more on my nerves. I had pegged through it in the hope that she might at least dine with us--for this was to be our last dinner on the _Whim_, Gates saying we would land about the following noon. But, happening upon Echochee and asking her this, she almost snapped my head off in saying that her mistress had no such intention.
Growing more desperate as the afternoon waned, I tried again to approach Doloria"s stateroom from the far end of the pa.s.sageway, but Monsieur, glancing over his book, arose and came toward me. The expression in his face plainly said that if I attempted to force him aside he would command her to keep her door locked--and I knew that she would obey.
Therefore, ready to abandon hope, I wandered up and sought a secluded place along the rail where, un.o.bserved by steersman and forward watch, I could swear a little, and look more glum, and feel quite natural. It was here that Tommy pa.s.sed me on his way to the cabin.
"Time for dinner," he said, stopping and laying down something that had been under his arm.
"Don"t want any dinner," I growled.
His face, for the first time in three days, broke into a beatific smile, and for a moment I was disposed to punch it, thinking, of course, that he meant to guy me. But he saw this intention and sprang back, holding his palms outward in an att.i.tude of alert protest; yet the smile continued, now to be followed by a low, pleased laugh.
"Don"t get mad," he gurgled. "I"m not laughing at you--only at things."
"In the circ.u.mstances I consider that personal," I glared at him.
"Well, you needn"t, honest! To-night I"m presenting the gezabo with a treasure box, and had really intended asking you to keep away from dinner. That"s why I"m laughing--your unintentional acquiescence is a good omen!"
"Treasure box of what?" I demanded, knowing this was some of his tomfoolishness, and irritated that he should have any heart for it.
"Keep your head down," he winked good-humoredly. "You"ll know soon enough."
"Tommy," I now excitedly caught him by the arms, "you"ve got a scheme!
What is it, old man? Tell me quick!" I shook him happily, for there was something about his mysterious air that began to inspire me with hope.
"Very simple, son; very simple," he chuckled. "Surprisingly simple, and that"s why it"ll get across. You sit in the c.o.c.kpit and observe without being observed, but I"ll need your help in one thing: when you see me get up and walk around my chair, you beat it, _p.r.o.nto_, for this very spot where we are now--and wait here. Understand? It"s a nice secluded spot, so you just wait till I come."
"Yes, but----"
"Never mind! Just do what your Uncle Tom says. Now it"s dinner time and I reckon Monsieur"s starved--he always is! So I"ll take my treasure box--oh, by the way, you"re not supposed to be in the c.o.c.kpit, so don"t stir around!"
As he picked the thing up I saw that it was a little iron safe about ten inches square--everybody knows the kind. Although small, it was heavy and quite complete, possessing a combination lock of no small merit. In the captain"s quarters that Tommy and I now used as a dressing room I had noticed a safe similar to this, and asked if it were the same, whereupon he laughed, saying:
"Yes. Gates keeps his pipes in it, but I got him to flip the combination on "em for to-night. Well, here goes!" And a few minutes later as he descended the stairs, I, with repressed excitement, stepped back to the c.o.c.kpit, taking a chair where I could see without being seen.
The dinner had scarcely begun when Monsieur, looking about, asked:
"Where"s my boy Jack?"
"Where"s Jack?" Tommy repeated, in a voice unnecessarily loud, I thought. "Didn"t you know about Jack? Why, he"s in bad shape--maybe die, for all I know!"
I must say that the professor looked genuinely concerned, and would have left at once to doctor me had not Tommy sternly interposed. Across the carpeted floor of the dim pa.s.sageway that led past the staterooms I now saw a thin streak of light, as if some one had quietly opened a door an inch or so. Since this happened to come from Doloria"s room, I suspected the Indian woman of listening.
"Don"t you go near him or he"ll jump overboard, I tell you," Tommy was saying. "He wouldn"t let you, and you couldn"t help him, anyhow; no one can, poor old Jack! When the Princess stopped speaking to him, and he saw the game was up,--well, his heart kind of broke!"