""But now tell me," said the Bishop, "suppose one wanted to let the furnace out--suppose, I mean to say, that it was summer-time, and suppose one rather felt that one didn"t care about a furnace and yet one wanted one"s boiler going for one"s hot water, and that sort of thing, what would one do?"
""In that case," I said, "you couldn"t run your heating off your furnace: you"d have to connect in your tubing with a gas generator."
""Ah, there you get me rather beyond my depth," said the Bishop.
"The General shook his head. "Bishop," he said, "just step upstairs a minute; I have an idea."
"They went up together, leaving me below. To my surprise and consternation, as they reached the top of the cellar stairs, I saw the General swing the door shut and heard a key turn in the lock. I rushed to the top of the stairs and tried in vain to open the door. I was trapped. In a moment I realized my folly in trusting myself in the hands of these people.
"I could hear their voices in the hall, apparently in eager discussion.
""But the fellow is priceless," the General was saying. "We could take him round to all the different houses and make him fix them all. Hang it, Bishop, I haven"t had a decent tap running for two years, and Admiral Hay"s pantry has been flooded since last March."
""But one couldn"t compel him?"
""Certainly, why not? I"d compel him bally quick with this."
"I couldn"t see what the General referred to, but had no doubt that it was the huge wrench that he still carried in his hand.
""We could gag the fellow," he went on, "take him from house to house and make him put everything right."
""Ah, but afterwards?" said the Bishop.
""Afterwards," answered the General, "why kill him! Knock him on the head and bury him under the cement in the cellar. Hay and I could easily bury him, or for that matter I imagine one could easily use the furnace itself to dispose of him."
"I must confess that my blood ran cold as I listened.
""But do you think it right?" objected the Bishop. "You will say, of course, that it is only killing a plumber; but yet one asks oneself whether it wouldn"t be just a _leetle_ bit unjustifiable."
""Nonsense," said the General. "You remember that last year, when Hay strangled the income tax collector, you yourself were very keen on it."
""Ah, that was different," said the Bishop, "one felt there that there was an end to serve, but here----"
""Nonsense," repeated the General, "come along and get Hay. He"ll make short work of him."
"I heard their retreating footsteps and then all was still.
"The horror which filled my mind as I sat in the half darkness waiting for their return I cannot describe. My fate appeared sealed and I gave myself up for lost, when presently I heard a light step in the hall and the key turned in the lock.
"The girl stood in front of me. She was trembling with emotion.
""Quick, quick, Mr. Thornton," she said. "I heard all that they said.
Oh, I think it"s dreadful of them, simply dreadful. Mr. Thornton, I"m really ashamed that Father should act that way."
"I came out into the hall still half dazed.
""They"ve gone over to Admiral Hay"s house, there among the trees.
That"s their lantern. Please, please, don"t lose a minute. Do you mind not having a cab? I think really you"d prefer not to wait. And look, won"t you please take this?"--she handed me a little packet as she spoke--"this is a piece of pie: you always get that, don"t you? and there"s a bit of cheese with it, but please run."
"In another moment I had bounded from the door into the darkness. A wild rush through the darkened streets, and in twenty minutes I was safe back again in my own consulting-room."
Thornton paused in his narrative, and at that moment one of the stewards of the club came and whispered something in his ear.
He rose.
"I"m sorry," he said, with a grave face. "I"m called away; a very old client of mine. Valvular trouble of the worst kind. I doubt if I can do anything, but I must at least go. Please don"t let me break up your evening, however."
With a courtly bow he left us.
"And do you know the sequel to Thornton"s story?" asked Fortescue with a smile.
We looked expectantly at him.
"Why, he married the girl," explained Fortescue. "You see, he had to go back to her house for his wrench. One always does."
"Of course," we exclaimed.
"In fact he went three times; and the last time he asked the girl to marry him and she said "yes." He took her out of her surroundings, had her educated at a cooking school, and had her given lessons on the parlour organ. She"s Mrs. Thornton now."
"And the Bishop?" asked some one.
"Oh, Thornton looked after him. He got him a position heating furnaces in the synagogues. He worked at it till he died a few years ago. They say that once he got the trick of it he took the greatest delight in it.
Well, I must go too. Good night."
VII
THE BLUE AND THE GREY
A PRE-WAR WAR STORY
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_VII.--The Blue and the Grey: A Pre-War War Story._
CHAPTER I
The scene was a striking one. It was night. Never had the Mississippi presented a more remarkable appearance. Broad bayous, swollen beyond our powers of description, swirled to and fro in the darkness under trees garlanded with Spanish moss. All moss other than Spanish had been swept away by the angry flood of the river.
Eggleston Lee Carey Randolph, a young Virginian, captain of the ----th company of the ----th regiment of ----"s brigade--even this is more than we ought to say, and is hard to p.r.o.nounce--attached to the Army of the Tennessee, struggled in vain with the swollen waters. At times he sank.