is a Colt"s forty-four, an" instead of sayin" "Poppa!" he onhooks the same at Billy direct, now I don"t reckon Billy could have been more put out. "Doby"s wife drags w.i.l.l.yum along at the time like he"s a calf goin" to be branded, an" she never halts or pauses. But Billy turns all kinds of hues, an" is that prostrated he surges across to the Red Light an" gets two drinks alone, never invitin" n.o.body, before he realizes. When he does invite us he admits frank he"s plumb locoed for a moment by the shock.
""You bet!" says Billy, as he gets his third drink, the same bein"
took in common with the pop"lace present, "you bet! thar ain"t a gent in camp I"d insult by no neglect; but when w.i.l.l.yum makes them charges an" does it publicly, it onhinges my reason, an" them two times I don"t invite you-alls, I"m not responsible."
"We-alls sees Billy"s wounded, an" tharfore it"s a ha"r-line deal to say anythin"; but as well as we can we tells him that what w.i.l.l.yum says, that a-way, bein" less"n two year old, is the mere prattle of a child, an" he"s not to be depressed by it.
""Sech breaks," says Dan Boggs, "is took jocose back in the States."
""Sh.o.r.e!" says Texas Thompson, backin" Boggs"s play; "them little bluffs of infancy, gettin" tangled that a-way about their progenitors, is regarded joyous in Laredo. Which thar"s not the slightest need of Billy bein" cast down tharat."
""I ain"t sayin" a word, gents," remarks Billy, an" his tones is sad. You-alls means proper an friendly. But I warns the world at this time that I now embarks on the spree of my life. I"m goin to get drunk an" never hedge a bet; an my last requests, the same bein"
addressed to the barkeep, personal, is to set every bottle of bug- juice in the shebang on the bar, thar to repose within the reach of all ontil further orders."
"It"s about an hour later, an" Billy, who"s filed away a quart of fire-water in his interior by now, is vibratin" between the Red Light an" the dance-hall, growin" drunk an" dejected even up. It"s then he sees "Doby headin" up the street. "Doby hears of his son w.i.l.l.yum"s wild play from his wife, an" it makes him hot that a-way.
But he ain"t no notion of blamin" Billy; none whatever.
"However, "Doby don"t have entire charge of the round-up, an" he has to figger with Billy right along.
""Doby," shouts Billy, as he notes his pard approachin", while he balances himse"f in his moccasins a heap difficult, ""Doby, your infant w.i.l.l.yum is a eediot. Which if I was the parent of a fool papoose like w.i.l.l.yum, I"d sh.o.r.ely drop him down a shaft a whole lot an" fill up the shaft. He won"t a.s.say two ounces of sense to the ton, w.i.l.l.yum won"t; an" he ain"t worth powder an" fuse to work him.
Actooally, that pore imbecile baby w.i.l.l.yum, don"t know his own father."
"Which the rage of "Doby is beyond bounds complete. For about half a minute him an" Billy froths an" cusses each other out scand"lous, an" then comes the guns. The artillery is a case of s"prise, the most experienced gent in Wolfville not loekin" for no gun-play between folks who"s been pards an" blanket-mates for years.
"However, it don"t last long; it looks like both gets sorter conscience-stricken that a-way, an" lets up. Still, while it"s short, it"s long enough for Billy to get his laig ousted with one of "Doby"s bullets, an" it all lays Billy up for Doc Peets to fuss with for over three months.
"While Billy"s stretched out, an" Doe Peets is ridin" herd on his laig, "Doby keeps as savage as an Apache an" don"t come near Billy.
The same, however, ain"t full proof of coldness, neither; for Billy"s done give it out he"ll down "Doby if he pokes his head in the door, an" arranges his guns where he can work "em in on the enterprise easy.
"But w.i.l.l.yum don"t take no stand-off. The last thing w.i.l.l.yum"s afraid of is Billy; so he comes waltzin" over each day, clumsy as a cub cinnamon on his short laigs, an" makes himse"f plumb abundant.
He plays with Billy, an" he sleeps with Billy, w.i.l.l.yum does; an" he eats every time the n.i.g.g.e.r, who"s come over from the corral to lookout Billy"s domestic game while he"s down, rustles some grub.
""Doby"s disgusted with w.i.l.l.yum"s herdin" "round with Billy that a- way, bein" sociable an" visitin" of him, an" he lays for w.i.l.l.yum an"
wallops him. When Billy learns of it--which he does from w.i.l.l.yum himse"f when that infant p"ints in for a visit the day after--he"s as wild as a mountain lion. Billy can"t get out none, for his laig is a heap fragmentary as yet,--"Doby"s bullet gettin" all the results which is comin" that time,--but he sends "Doby word by Peets, if he hears of any more punishments bein" meted to w.i.l.l.yum, he regards it as a speshul affront to him, an" holds "Doby responsible personal as soon as he can hobble.
""Tell him," says Billy, "that if he commits any further atrocities ag"in this innocent w.i.l.l.yum child, I"ll sh.o.r.e leave him too dead to skin."
""This yere Billy"s gettin" locoed entire," says Enright, when he"s told of Billy"s bluff. "The right to maul your immediate descendants that a-way is guaranteed by the const.i.tootion, an" is one of them things we-alls fights for at Bunker Hill. However, I reckons Billy"s merely blowin" his horn; bein" sick an" cantankerous with his game knee."
"Billy gets well after a while, an" him an" "Doby sorter plans to avoid each other. Whatever work they puts in on the claim they holds in partnership, they hires other gents to do. Personal, each works the claim he holds himse"f, which keeps "em asunder a whole lot, an"
is frootful of peace." "Deep inside their shirts I allers allows these yere persons deems high an" "fectionate of one another right at the time they"s hangin" up their hardest bluffs an" carryin" on most hostile. Which trivial incidents discloses this.
"Once in the Red Light, when a party who"s new from Tucson, turns in to tell some light story of Billy,--him not bein" present none,-- "Doby goes all over this yere racontoor like a landslide, an"
retires him from s"ciety for a week. An" "Doby don"t explain his game neither; jest reprimands this offensive Tucson gent, an" lets it go as it lays. Of course, we-alls onderstands it"s "cause "Doby ain"t puttin" up with no carpin" criticism of his old pard; which the same is nacheral enough.
"Don"t you-all ever notice, son, how once you takes to fightin" for a party an" indorsin" of his plays, it gets to be a habit,--same, mebby, as fire-water? Which you lays for his detractors an" pulls on war for him that a-way long after you ceases to have the slightest use for him yourse"f. It"s that a-way with "Doby about Billy.
"An" this yere Billy"s feelin"s about "Doby is heated an" sedulous all sim"lar. "Doby gets laid out for a week by rheumatics, which he acquires years before--he sh.o.r.e don"t rope onto them rheumatics none "round Wolfville, you can gamble! said camp bein" salooberous that a-way--over on the Nevada plateaus, an" while he"s treed an" can"t come down to his claim, a pa.s.sel of sharps ups an" mavericks it; what miners calls "jumps it." Whatever does Billy do? Paints for war prompt an" enthoosiastic, takes his gun, an" the way he stampedes an" scatters them marauders don"t bother him a bit.
"But while, as I states, this yere trick of makin" war-med"cine which "Doby an" Billy has, an" schedoolin" trouble for folks who comes projectin" "round invadin" of the other"s rights, mebby is a heap habit, I gleans from it the idee likewise that onder the surface they holds each other in esteem to a p"int which is romantic.
"Doby an" Billy lives on for a year after "Doby plugs Billy in the laig, keepin" wide apart an" not speakin". w.i.l.l.yum is got so he puts in most of his nights an" all of his days with Billy; which the spectacle of Billy packin" w.i.l.l.yum about camp nights is frequent.
"Doby never "pears to file no protest; I reckons he looks on it as a fore-ordained an" hopeless play. However, Billy"s a heap careful of w.i.l.l.yum"s morals, an" is sh.o.r.ely linin" him up right.
"Once a new barkeep in the dance-hall allows he"ll promote w.i.l.l.yum"s feelin"s some with a spoonful of nose-paint.
""No, you don"t," says Billy, plenty savage; "an" since the matter comes up I announces cold that, now or yereafter, the first gent who saws off nose-paint on w.i.l.l.yum, or lays for the morals of this innocent infant to corrupt "em, I"ll kill an" skelp him so sh.o.r.e as I packs gun or knife."
""Which shows," said Dan Boggs later, when he hears of Billy"s blazer, "that this yere Billy Rudd is a mighty high-minded gent, an"
you-alls can play it to win he has my regards. He can count me in on this deal to keep w.i.l.l.yum from strong drinks."
""I thinks myse"f he"s right," says Cherokee Hall. "w.i.l.l.yum is now but three years old, which is sh.o.r.e not aged. My idee would be to raise w.i.l.l.yum, an" not let him drink a drop of nose-paint ever, merely to show the camp what comes of sech experiments."
"But Billy"s that pos"tive an" self-reliant he don"t need no encouragement about how he conducts w.i.l.l.yum"s habits; an", followin"
his remarks, w.i.l.l.yum allers gets ignored complete on invitations to licker. Packin" the kid "round that a-way shortens up Billy"s booze a lot, too. He don"t feel so free to get tanked expansive with w.i.l.l.yum on his mind an" hands that a-way.
"It"s sh.o.r.ely a picture, the tenderness Billy lavishes on w.i.l.l.yum.
Many a night when Billy"s stayin" late, tryin" to win himse"f outen the hole, I beholds him playin" poker, or mebby it"s farebank, with w.i.l.l.yum curled up on his lap an" shirt-front, snorin" away all sound an" genial, an" Billy makin" his raises an" callin" his draw to the dealer in whispers, for fear he wakes w.i.l.l.yum.
"But thar comes a time when the feud is over, an" "Doby an" Billy turns in better friends than before. For a month mebby thar"s a Mexican girl--which she"s a cousin that a-way or some kin to "Doby"s wife--who"s been stayin" at "Doby"s house, sorter backin" their play.
"It falls out frequent this Mexican girl, Marie, trails over to Billy"s, roundin" up an" collectin" of w.i.l.l.yum to put another shirt onto him, or some sech benefit. Billy never acts like he"s impressed by this yere girl, an", while he relinquishes w.i.l.l.yum every time, he growls an" puts it up he"s malev"lent over it.
"But the seniorita is game, an" don"t put no store by Billy"s growls. She ropes up w.i.l.l.yum an" drags him away mighty decisive.
w.i.l.l.yum howls an" calls on Billy for aid, which most likely is pain to Billy"s heart; but he don"t get it none. The senorita harnesses w.i.l.l.yum into a clean shirt, an" then she throws w.i.l.l.yum loose on the range ag"in, an" he drifts back to Billy.
"It"s the general view that Billy never once thinks of wedlock with the senorita if he"s let alone. But one day Doc Peets waxes facetious.
""In a month," says Peets to Billy, while we-alls is renooin" our spcrits in the Red Light, "this yere Marie"ll quit comin" over for w.i.l.l.yum."
""Why?" says Billy, glarin" at Peets s"picious.
""Cause," replies Peets, all careless, ""cause you ups an" weds her by then. I sees it in your eye. Then, when she"s thar for good, I reckons she nacherally quits comin" over."
""Oh, I don"t know," says Texas Thompson, who"s takin" in Doc Peets"
remark; " I don"t allow Billy"s got the nerve to marry this yere Marie. Not but what she"s as pretty as an antelope. But think of "Doby. He jest never would quit chewin" Billy"s mane if he goes pullin" off any nuptial ceremonies with his wife"s relative that a- way."
"Billy looks hard as granite at this. He ain"t sayin" nothin", but he gets outside of another drink in a way which shows his mind"s made up, an" then he goes p"intin" off towards his camp, same as a gent who entertains designs.
""I offers three to one," says Cherokee Hall, lookin" after Billy sorter thoughtful that a-way, "that Billy weds this yere Mexican girl in a week; an" I"ll go five hundred dollars even money he gets her before night."
""An" no takers," says Doc Peets, "for I about thinks you calls the turn."
"An" that"s what happens. In two hours after this impulsive Billy prances out of the Red Light on the heels of Texas Thompson"s remarks about how hostile "Doby would be if he ever gets Marie, he"s done lured her before the padre over in Chihuahua, an" the padre marries "em as quick as you could take a runnin"-iron an" burn a brand on a calf.
""Which this is not all. Like they was out to add to the excitement a whole lot, I"m a Mohave if "Doby an" his wife don"t turn loose an"
have another infant that same day.
""I never sees a gent get so excited over another gent"s game as Billy does over "Doby"s number two. He sends his new wife up to "Doby"s on the run, while he takes w.i.l.l.yum an" comes pirootin" back to the Red Light to brace up. Billy"s sh.o.r.e nervous an" needs it.