""Throw up your hands" says this yere marshal.
"His tone shows he"s ennuied; he has so many of these yere blazers to run; that"s why he"s careless, mebby. When the party throws up his hands, he is careful an knocks the marshal"s gun one side with his left hand, bein" he"s too close as I says, at the same time pullin" his own wherewith he then sends that marshal to the happy huntin" grounds in one motion. Before ever that Gunnison offishul gets it outen his head that that sport"s holdin" up his hands, he"s receivin" notice on high to hustle "round an" find his harp an"
stand in on the eternal chorus for all he"s worth.
""Which the public," says Jack Moore, the time he relates about this yere Gunnison marshal bein over-played that time, "takes an" hangs the killer in a minute. An" he"s sh.o.r.ely a bad man.
""Does you-all want to pray?" says one of the gents who"s stringin"
of him.
""No, Ed," he says that a-way, "prayin"s a blind trail to my eyes an" I can"t run it a inch."
"""What for a racket," says this yere Ed, "would it be to pick out a sport to pray for you a whole lot; sorter play your hand?"
"""That"s all right," says this culprit. "Nominate your sharp an"
tell him to wade in an" roll his game. I reckons it"s a good hedge, an" a little prayin" mebby does me good."
""Tharupon the committee puts for"ard a gent who"s a good talker; but not takin" an interest much, he makes a mighty weak orison, that a-way. Thar"s nohody likes it, from the culprit, who"s standin" thar with the lariat "round his neck, to the last gent who"s come up.
This party blunders along, mebby it"s a minute, when the culprit, who"s plumb disgusted, breaks in.
"""That"s a h.e.l.l of a pra"r," he says, "an" I don"t want no more of it in mine. Gimme a drink of whiskey, gents, an" swing me off."
""The committee, whose sympathies is all with this yere party who"s to hang, calls down the gent a heap who"s prayin", gives the other his forty drops, an" cinches him up some free of the ground; which the same bein" ample for strang"lation.
""But," concloods Jack, "while they hangs him all right an" proper, that don"t put off the funeral of the marshal none, who gets careless an" goes too close." An" you bet Jack"s right.
"But goin" back: As I remarks, Jack stands round loose an"
indifferent with his eye on the pony of Pinon Bill"s, which it looks now like this yere Bill is aware of Jack"s little game. He comes out sh.o.r.e-"nough, but he"s organized. He"s got his gun in his hand; an"
also he"s packin" the Deef Woman"s yearlin" in front of his breast an" face.
"Jack gives him the word, but Pinon Bill only laughs. Then Jack makes a bluff with his gun like he"s goin" to shoot Pinon Bill, the infant, an" all involved tharin. This yere last move rattles Pinon Bill, an" he ups an" slams loose at Jack. But the baby"s in his way as much mebby as it is in Jack"s, an" he only grazes Jack"s frame a whole lot, which amounts to some blood an" no deep harm.
""Down his pony, Jack!" shouts Dave Tutt, jumpin" outen the Red Light like he aims to get in on the deal.
"But this yere Pinon Bill shifts the cut on "em.
""If one of you-alls so much as cracks a cap," he says, "I blows the head offen this yere blessed child."
"An" tharupon he shoves his gun up agin that baby"s left y"ear that a-way, so it sh.o.r.e curdles your blood. He does it as readily as if it"s grown-up folks. It sh.o.r.e sends a chill through me; an" Dan Boggs is that "fected he turns plumb sick. Boggs ain"t eatin" a thing, leastwise nothin" but whiskey, for two days after he sees Pinon Bill do it.
""That"s on the level," says this Pinon Bill ag"in.--The first vestich of a gun-play I witnesses, or if any gent starts to follow me ontil I"m a mile away, I"ll send this yearlin" scoutin" after Burke. An" you-alls hears me say it."
"Thar it is; a squar" case of stand-off. Thar ain"t a gent who"s game to make a move. Seein" we ain"t got a kyard left to play, this yere Pinon Bill grins wide an" satisfactory, an" swings into the saddle.
"All this time--which, after all, it ain"t so long--the baby ain"t sayin" nothin", and takes the deal in plumb silence. But jest as Pinon Bill lands in the saddle it onfurls a yell like a wronged panther. That"s what brings the Deef Woman stampedin" to the scene.
She don"t hear a morsel of all this riot Jack an" Tutt an" Pinon Bill kicks up; never even gets a hint of Pinon Bill"s six-shooter.
But with the earliest squeak of that infant that a-way, you bet! she comes a-runnin".
"The second she sees where her baby"s at, up in the saddle along with Pinon Bill, she makes a spring for the whole outfit. We-alls stands lookin" on. Thar ain"t one of us dares crook a finger, for this Pinon Bill is cool an" ca"m plumb through. He"s still got the drop on the kid, while he"s holdin" baby an" bridle both with the other arm an" hand. His sharp eyes is on the Deef Woman, too.
"She springs, but she never makes it. Pinon Bill jumps his pony sideways out of her reach, an" at that the Deef Woman c"lapses on her face an" shoulder in a dead swoon.
""Adios!" says Pinon Bill, to the rest of us, backin" an" sidlin"
his pony up the street so he don"t lose sight of the play. "Ten minutes from now you-alls finds this yere infant a mile from camp as safe an" solid as a sod house."
""Bill," says Enright, all at once, "I makes you a prop"sition.
Restore the baby to me, an" thar ain"t a gent in camp who follows you a foot. I gives you the word of Wolfville."
""Does that go?" demands Pinon Bill, turnin to Jack, who"s shakin"
the blood offen his fingers where it runs down his arm.
""It goes," says Jack; "goes wherever Enright sets it. I makes good his bluffs at all times on foot or in the stirrups."
""An" I takes your promise," says Pinon Bill with a laugh, "an"
yere"s the baby. Which now I"m goin", I don"t mind confidin" in you- alls," goes on this Pinon Bill, "that I never intends to hurt that infant nohow."
"Enright gets the child, an" in no time later that Pinon Bill is fled from sight. You can believe it; it takes a load offen the public mind about that infant when the kyards comes that a-way.
"Which the story"s soon told now. It"s three days later, an", seein"
it"s refreshed in our thoughts, Enright an" the rest of us is resoomed op"rations touchin" this Deef Woman, about gettin" her outen camp, an" she"s beginnin" to recover her obduracy about not sayin" or hearin" nothin", when in comes a package by Old Monte an"
the stage. It"s for Enright from that hoss. thief, Pinon Bill.
Thar"s a letter an"
Soo for the baby.
""Tell that Decf Woman," says this yere Pinon Bill, "that I has an even thousand dollars in my war-bags, when I stacks in her offspring ag"inst the camp to win; an" I deems it only squar" to divide the pot with the baby. The kid an" me"s partners in the play that a-way, an" the enclosed is the kid"s share. Saw this yere dinero off on her somehow; an" make her pull her freight. Wolfville"s no good place to raise that baby."
""Which this Pinon Bill ain"t so bad neither," says Dan Boggs, when he hears it. "Gents, I proposes the health of this outlaw. Barkeep, see what they takes in behalf of Pinon Bill."
"The letter an" the money"s dead straight, an" the Deef Woman can"t dodge or go "round. All of which Missis Rucker takes a day off an"
beats it into her by makin" signs. It"s like two Injuns talkin". It all winds up by the Deef Woman p"intin" out on her way some"ers East, an" thar ain"t one of us ever sees the Major, the Deef Woman, the kid, nor yet this Pinon Bill, no more. Which this last, however, is not regarded as food for deep regrets,"
CHAPTER XXIV.
CRAWFISH JIM.
"Don"t I never tell you the story of the death of Crawfish Jim?"
The Old Cattleman bent upon me an eye of benevolent inquiry. I a.s.sured him that the details of the taking off of Crawfish Jim were as a sealed book to me. But I would blithely listen.
"What was the fate of Crawfish Jim?"I asked. The name seemed a promise in itself.
"Nothin" much for a fate, Crawfish"s ain"t," rejoined the Old Cattleman. "Nothin" whatever compared to some fates I keeps tabs onto. It was this a-way: Crawfish Jim was a sheep-man, an" has a camp out in the foothills of the Tres Hermanas, mebby it"s thirty miles back from Wolfville. This yere Crawfish Jim was a pecooliar person; plumb locoed, like all sheep-men. They has to be crazy or they wouldn"t pester "round in no sech disrepootable pursoots as sheep.
You-all has seen these yere gents as makes pets of snakes. Mebby it"s once in a thousand times you cuts the trail of sech a party.
Snakes is kittens to him, an" he"s likely to be packin" specimens "round in his clothes any time.