"Now, as to my thinking of representing either county or borough," he resumed, after a little pause, holding Mark Wylder"s "notice" between his finger and thumb, and glancing at it from time to time, as a speaker might at his notes, "I am just as well qualified as he in every respect; and if it lies between him and me, I will undoubtedly offer myself, and accompany my address with the publication of this precious doc.u.ment which he calls his notice--the composition, in all respects, of a ruffian--and which will inspire every gentleman who reads it with disgust, abhorrence, and contempt. His threat I don"t understand. I despise his machinations.
I defy him utterly; and the time is coming when, in spite of his manoeuvring, I"ll drive him into a corner and pin him to the wall. He very well knows that flitting and skulking from place to place, like an escaped convict, he is safe in writing what insults he pleases through the post. I can"t tell how or where to find him. He is not only no gentleman, but no man--a coward as well as a ruffian. But his game of hide-and-seek cannot go on for ever; and when next I can lay my hand upon him, I"ll make him eat that paper on his knees, and place my heel upon his neck."
The peroration of this peculiar invective was emphasised by an oath, at which the half-dozen short grizzled hairs that surmounted the top of Mr.
Jos. Larkin"s shining bald head no doubt stood up in silent appeal.
The attorney was standing during this sample of Lake"s parliamentary rhetoric a little flushed, for he did not know the moment when a blue flicker from the rhetorical thunder-storm might splinter his own bald head, and for ever end his connection with Brandon.
There was a silence, during which pale Captain Lake locked up Mark Wylder"s warning, and the attorney twice cleared his voice.
"I need hardly say, Captain Lake, how I feel in this business. I----"
"Quite so," said the captain, in his soft low tones. "I a.s.sure you I altogether acquit you of sympathy with any thing so utterly ruffianly,"
and he took the hand of the relieved attorney with a friendly condescension. "The only compensation I exact for your involuntary part in the matter is that you distinctly convey the tenor of my language to Mr. Wylder, on the first occasion on which he affords you an opportunity of communicating with him. And as to my ever again acting as his trustee;--though, yes, I forgot"--he made a sudden pause, and was lost for a minute in annoyed reflection--"yes, I must for a while. It can"t last very long; he _must_ return soon, and I can"t well refuse to act until at least some other arrangement is made. There are quite other persons and I can"t allow them to starve."
So saying, he rose, with his peculiar smile, and extended his hand to signify that the conference was at an end.
"And I suppose," he said, "we are to regard this little conversation, for the present, as confidential?"
"Certainly, Captain Lake, and permit me to say that I fully appreciate the just and liberal construction which you have placed upon my conduct--a construction which a party less candid and honourably-minded than yourself might have failed to favour me with."
And with this pretty speech Larkin took his hat, and gracefully withdrew.
CHAPTER XLVIII.
IN WHICH I GO TO BRANDON, AND SEE AN OLD ACQUAINTANCE IN THE TAPESTRY ROOM.
To my surprise, a large letter, bearing the Gylingden postmark, and with a seal as large as a florin, showing, had I examined the heraldry, the Brandon arms with the Lake bearings quartered thereon, and proving to be a very earnest invitation from Stanley Lake, found me in London just about this time.
I paused, I was doubtful about accepting it, for the business of the season was just about to commence in earnest, and the country had not yet a.s.sumed its charms. But I now know very well that from the first it was quite settled that down I should go. I was too curious to see the bride in her new relations, and to observe something of the conjugal administration of Lake, to allow anything seriously to stand in the way of my proposed trip.
There was a postscript to Lake"s letter which might have opened my eyes as to the motives of this pressing invitation, which I pleased myself by thinking, though penned by Captain Lake, came in reality from his beautiful young bride.
This small appendix was thus conceived:--
"P.S.--Tom Wealdon, as usual, deep in elections, under the rose, begs you kindly to bring down whatever you think to be the best book or books on the subject, and he will remit to your bookseller. Order them in his name, but bring them down with you."
So I was a second time going down to Brandon as honorary counsel, without knowing it. My invitations, I fear, were obtained, if not under false pretences, at least upon false estimates, and the laity rated my legal lore too highly.
I reached Brandon rather late. The bride had retired for the night. I had a very late dinner--in fact a supper--in the parlour. Lake sat with me chatting, rather cleverly, not pleasantly. Wealdon was at Brandon about sessions business, and as usual full of election stratagems and calculations. Stanley volunteered to a.s.sure me he had not the faintest idea of looking for a const.i.tuency. I really believe--and at this distance of time I may use strong language in a historical sense--that Captain Lake was the greatest liar I ever encountered with. He seemed to do it without a purpose--by instinct, or on principle--and would contradict himself solemnly twice or thrice in a week, without seeming to perceive it. I dare say he lied always, and about everything. But it was in matters of some moment that one perceived it.
What object could he gain, for instance, by the fib he had just told me?
On second thoughts this night he coolly apprised me that he _had_ some idea of sounding the electors. So, my meal ended, we went into the tapestry room where, the night being sharp, a pleasant bit of fire burned in the grate, and Wealdon greeted me.
My journey, though by rail, and as easy as that of the Persian gentleman who skimmed the air, seated on a piece of carpet, predisposed me to sleep. Such volumes of fine and various country air, and such an eight hours" procession of all sorts of natural pictures are not traversed without effect. Sitting in my well-stuffed chair, my elbows on the cushioned arms, the conversation of Lake and the Town Clerk now and then grew faint, and their faces faded away, and little "fyttes" and fragments of those light and pleasant dreams, like fairy tales, which visit such stolen naps, superseded with their picturesque and musical illusions the realities and recollections of life.
Once or twice a nod a little too deep or sudden called me up. But Lake was busy about the Dollington const.i.tuency, and the Town Clerk"s bluff face was serious and thoughtful. It was the old question about Rogers, the brewer, and whether Lord Adleston and Sir William could not get him; or else it had gone on to the great railway contractor, Dobbs, and the question how many votes his influence was really worth; and, somehow, I never got very far into the pros and cons of these discussions, which soon subsided into the fairy tale I have mentioned, and that sweet perpendicular sleep--all the sweeter, like everything else, for being contraband and irregular.
For one bout--I fancy a good deal longer than the others--my nap was much sounder than before, and I opened my eyes at last with the shudder and half horror that accompany an awakening from a general chill--a dismal and frightened sensation.
I was facing a door about twenty feet distant, which exactly as I opened my eyes, turned slowly on its hinges, and the figure of Uncle Lorne, in his loose flannel habiliments, ineffaceably traced upon my memory, like every other detail of that ill-omened apparition, glided into the room, and crossing the thick carpet with long, soft steps, pa.s.sed near me, looking upon me with a malign sort of curiosity for some two or three seconds, and sat down by the declining fire, with a side-long glance still fixed upon me.
I continued gazing on this figure with a dreadful incredulity, and the indistinct feeling that it must be an illusion--and that if I could only wake up completely, it would vanish.
The fascination was disturbed by a noise at the other end of the room, and I saw Lake standing close to him, and looking both angry and frightened. Tom Wealdon looking odd, too, was close at his elbow, and had his hand on Lake"s arm, like a man who would prevent violence. I do not know in the least what had pa.s.sed before, but Lake said--
"How the devil did he come in?"
"Hush!"was all that Tom Wealdon said, looking at the gaunt spectre with less of fear than inquisitiveness.
"What are you doing here, Sir?" demanded Lake, in his most unpleasant tones.
"Prophesying," answered the phantom.
"You had better write your prophecies in your room, Sir--had not you?--and give them to the Archbishop of Canterbury to proclaim, when they are finished; we are busy here just now, and don"t require revelations, if you please."
The old man lifted up his long lean finger, and turned on him with a smile which I hate even to remember.
"Let him alone," whispered the Town Clerk, in a significant whisper, "don"t cross him, and he"ll not stay long."
"_You_"re here, a scribe," murmured Uncle Lorne, looking upon Tom Wealdon.
"Aye, Sir, a scribe and a Pharisee, a Sadducee and a publican, and a priest, and a Levite," said the functionary, with a wink at Lake. "Thomas Wealdon, Sir; happy to see you, Sir, so well and strong, and likely to enlighten the religious world for many a day to come. It"s a long time, Sir, since I had the honour of seeing you; and I"m always, of course, at your command."
"Pshaw!" said Lake, angrily.
The Town Clerk pressed his arm with a significant side nod and a wink, which seemed to say, "I understand him; can"t you let me manage him?"
The old man did not seem to hear what they said; but his tall figure rose up, and he extended the fingers of his left hand close to the candle for a few seconds, and then held them up to his eyes, gazing on his finger-tips, with a horrified sort of scrutiny, as if he saw signs and portents gathered there, like Thomas Aquinas" angels at the needles"
points, and then the same cadaverous grin broke out over his features.
"Mark Wylder is in an evil plight," said he.
"Is he?" said Lake, with a sly scoff, though he seemed to me a good deal scared. "We hear no complaints, however, and fancy he must be tolerably comfortable notwithstanding."
"You know where he is," said Uncle Lorne.
"Aye, in Italy; everyone knows that," answered Lake.
"In Italy," said the old man, reflectively, as if trying to gather up his ideas, "Italy. Oh! yes, Vallombrosa--aye, Italy, I know it well."
"So do we, Sir; thank you for the information," said Lake, who nevertheless appeared strangely uneasy.